<![CDATA[Reader Roundup - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> I see that you chose not to print my message concerning
neck creases. Has the topic been put to rest or what?


michelle-at-26

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> All this rubish about neck creases is so stupid. I saw
the same sort of thing on another site. Everybody was
up in arms over Aiswarya Rai's neck creases. She was
Miss World of 1993, I believe, and did have very easily
seen neck creases (more commonly referred to as the rings
of Venus, which was considered to be a beauty mark at
various times and in various places...such as ancient Egypt, ancient Greece, ancient Rome, India, etc. So not
everybody is of the same mind-set. Of course you nay sayers have a right to your opinions but taken as a whole, you guys are in the minority. And I've complimented on my rings of Venus, more than once. Besides, so many people have this marking (as well as some of the nay-sayers, I bet), that your comments are hurtful and far-reaching in their effect. It's OK not to like them but must you be so small-minded and mean-spirted about them. And most people couldn't care less anyway.








michelle-at-26

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @Hamsterpants: Wait... WHAT?!?! I'm an LA native and never even KNEW there was a Busch Gardens here! WTF?

ceejeemcbeegee

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @Her_royal_Highness: That must be why we don't have pretty little stars by our names, huh? ;-)

ceejeemcbeegee

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @JessicaLovejoy: Stars & Dykes Forever!: Exactly. I might feel a smidge of sympathy if she wasn't such a stain on humanity. OK, that's a bit of hyperbole. I would feel worse if she wasn't such a sucky person. Situational morality: catch the fever!

kikichanelconspiracy

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @tellmeagain: That was not a "guy" on the toddler thread. She was asked by another commenter if she was male, and she responded no.

Mego

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @Hamsterpants: "the rich, yeasty air is like a good night kiss from my old man to the whole world."
That right there is poetry. Beautiful, tasty, hilarious poetry.

andBegorrah

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @tallyhoe: There's still time! Extended Summer hours are just around the corner!

StabbyMcStabberson

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @Hamsterpants: But taking you guys to an amusement park but no rides? Oh that is cruel, indeed. Surely there's a sin that covers it.

We once went to a cemetary for a field trip--Forest Lawn Burbank has, I recall, many structures that relate to the War of Independance. Of course, we were most interested in looking for celebrity graves. My school was Episcopalian, so that explains the whole brewery thing (they're known as "whiskey-palian"). But strange choices, indeed. It was all made up for by the trip to the Mattel factory. Score! *high five*

StabbyMcStabberson

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @Skinny Bone Jones: They sell booze at the one in Florida!

funnyface

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> href="#c4888396">NefariousNewt:
See, I'm glad you disclosed that it had something to do with astronomy. Cause I was still on the punk commentary and thought globular cluster had something to do with spitting.


wildflowerpower

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @StabbyMcStabberson: Yeah, and I least I didn't push a kid at Disneyland...

... I only wish I had. ;)

tallyhoe

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @Hamsterpants: What an assy field trip!

hatepaperdoll

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @StabbyMcStabberson: I work right around the corner from the brewery, and the rich, yeasty air is like a good night kiss from my old man to the whole world.

Heh, kindergarten field trip. I love it. Then there was the time the nuns at my C-school took us to Knott's Berry Farm to see the fake Independence Hall they have there - but we couldn't ride any of the rides. Evil beeyotches.

Hamsterpants

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @tallyhoe: I support your neck crease comment. The thing that makes it all ok is her "size 6 is the new 14." That changes everything.

StabbyMcStabberson

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @StabbyMcStabberson: eh, I meant "five year olds".

StabbyMcStabberson

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @Hamsterpants: Oh dear God, I remember Busch Gardens. I went there for my KINDERGARTEN field trip. Yes, we toured the brewery. Yes, in kindergarten. Fie year olds in a brewery. I should add that in my class was the child of a famously alcoholic film director. Classy!

StabbyMcStabberson

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @andBegorrah: I can only hold it off for so long.

NefariousNewt

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @StabbyMcStabberson: I think the Bayou is still open. But no boozin' and rapin' (or at least womanizin') pirates.

Hee, my dad's favorite amusement park was Busch Gardens, located at the Bud plant in beautiful Van Nuys CA. It was like a real version of Duffland. There was a "beer pavillion" like every ten feet. No wonder my dad was boiled as an owl by 10:00AM. Ah, good times, good times.

Hamsterpants

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @rocknrollunicorn: Oh holy shit, 'Corn, now I've got that in my head. Damn you!

Hamsterpants

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @Skinny Bone Jones: @Hamsterpants: Oh Noez! Really? I remember when you could get a beer at the Blue Bayou restaurant. And the raping drunken pirates are gone? Oh, this is very, very sad. The death of irony, indeed. I suppose they haven't turned Olde New Orleans-land into apost-Katrina wasteland of dead dog corpses, moldy drywall and blue tarps? That would be a little too much reality, huh.

(Yeah it's been awhile since I've been there.)

StabbyMcStabberson

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @Hamsterpants: I kinda like kids, but I may have to bring a flask or something. Of course I will be in the company of 5 of the snarkiest people I know, so we'll probably just try to keep one another sane.

Just as long as no one makes me ride "It's a small world." That shit is retarded and annoying. And creepy! You can't escape the damn song.

rocknrollunicorn

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @andBegorrah: HA! Jinx!

Hamsterpants

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @rocknrollunicorn: My favorites were always Peter Pan and Mr. Toad. And the Mansion. But I can't do Disneyland anymore. There's a reason I was banged up higher than a kite on booze and chronic every time I was there - the kids. Not only would there have been some a-pushing on the part of H-Pants if some kid had kept giving her a flat tire ON PURPOSE - there woulda been some a-stabbin' too.

Hamsterpants

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @Skinny Bone Jones: That's why all the kids from my high school ate shrooms in the parking lot beforehand on the Senior Trip there. Do. Not. Want.

andBegorrah

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @Hamsterpants: I'm going in May -- friend works for Disney, has free tickets and all kinds of perks. I know I am going to be disappointed in the new Pirates, which was always my favorite part. I'll just have to ride the Dumbo ride eight times to get over it.

rocknrollunicorn

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @StabbyMcStabberson: They do not sell booze. This is a problem.

Skinny Bone Jones

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> Damn, my neck crease comment is giving everyone neck crease paranoia! It's perfectly normal to have neck creases, everyone does, right? I know I do.

However, if your neck is very long...and the creases circle all the way around it... in perfectly parallel lines...well then, I'm afraid I can't bite my tongue.

tallyhoe

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @StabbyMcStabberson: Not anymore they don't. After like 40 years, no more wenching and boozing for the Ps of the C. Just pillaging. Is that Disneylogic enough for you? Sex and booze=bad, sacking a city=good.

Hamsterpants

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @Skinny Bone Jones: It's a stabby world after all!

Hey, they have animatronic pirates assaulting wenches, getting drunk, and fondling their stolen loot. I always found that amusing in such a sanitized, moral universe.

StabbyMcStabberson

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @NefariousNewt: Yay! I knew you'd succumb to the temptation.

andBegorrah

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @ceejeemcbeegee (just debatin' not hatin'): That place is not a happy place. That place is a stabby place!

Skinny Bone Jones

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @funnyface: The kid STEPPED ON HER HEELS! REPEATEDLY! If you can't stop your kid from kicking other people, don't take them to "the happiest place on Earth".

Way to blame the victim there.

ceejeemcbeegee

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @Hamsterpants: You cyberpunk!

lisas

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @blondegrlz: Any more stars and we'll have our own globular cluster. [End lame astronomy joke]

NefariousNewt

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @lisas: I would tell you about the stars, but then I would have to kill you. Because I am PUNK.

Hamsterpants

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @Hamsterpants: Yeah, but most of the people who would dare say that she's "punk" are between 13 and 18 years old. God, Avril really does nothing for me.

BeAgrestic

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @Hamsterpants: I defy you to find one person who considers her to be punk, Avril included.

So these stars, is it just you get enough followers you get a star or what?

lisas

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @ceejeemcbeegee (just debatin' not hatin'): She pushed a kid DOWN at "the happiest place on earth." I mean, really. It's kid central. If you can't deal with kids, don't go to effing Disneyland.

funnyface

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> Sometimes reading this blog is way more depressing than flipping through Vogue.

TwiceShy

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @hatepaperdoll: I've had that song stuck in my head all. damn. day. Worth it, but I'm still holding a grudge against you.

andBegorrah

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @hatepaperdoll: I know. It's like dude, you sang a song unironically named "Sk8tr Boi". That makes you a dumbshit, not a punk.

Hamsterpants

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @StabbyMcStabberson: You did the right thing. Screw anyone who says otherwise.

ceejeemcbeegee

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @Hamsterpants: I love X. Yeah, Avril, it takes a litte more than spitting to make you punk.

hatepaperdoll

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @StabbyMcStabberson: er, I meant Kimora-has-neck-wrinkles.

StabbyMcStabberson

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> I was kinda hoping to win worstie for pushing the bratty kid over in the line at Disneyland. I have plenty more stories like that, so my hope for an honorific lives on.

And I'm kinda disappointed that I didn't come up with the Kimpora-has-neck-wrinkles comment first.

StabbyMcStabberson

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @hatepaperdoll: I hate that some people actually think she IS punk. It's like beeyotch, Exene Cervenka called and she is going to go Jet Li on your tired, poseur ass.

Hamsterpants

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> Yeah...I've got the neck creases too. And I'm pretty sure they've always been there.

I didn't realize they grossed people out so much...

Pocahontas McGinty

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @hortense: @Hamsterpants: @jenndavo: And it would be pink, but it would come with a safety pin charm bracelet, to keep it punk rock.

hatepaperdoll

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @miele:I had no idea necks were being judged harshly now. If I see a good looking woman, I'm not going to be focusing on her neck that closely unless she has something really wrong with it like a huge tattoo that looks bad

tranquilmademoiselle

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> ET phoned and he's insulted.

mepo

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @shewar: Dude, I don't even know if I have them or not! And I'm not going to check.

zivah

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @hatepaperdoll: You're right. I never meant to hurt the little guy. He has my sincerest apologies.

tallyhoe

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @hortense: ... with just a hint of Foot Locker funk.

Also, I would slather myself in your hypothetical Cinnabon perfume. Lordy.

jenndavo

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @hatepaperdoll: Avril's would smell like Calgary with a dash of Suzie Quatro.

Hamsterpants

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @hatepaperdoll: Avril's perfume would smell like the mall. A touch of Cinnabon with a hint of Sbarro and a dash of cheap pleather.

hortense

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @rocknrollunicorn: You really can't! And yes, ET is the injured party here. Defamation!

hatepaperdoll

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> Ahhhh I have neck creases and I'm 27. Although I do think the personal trainer comment was worse I like that anti neck crease sentiments are being punished.

miele

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @SarahMC: Thank you.@Hamsterpants: That is a celebrity line up from hell. Does Avril have a perfume? Imagine if you mixed them all together? It would be worse than 3-Mile Island.

hatepaperdoll

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> Oh suuuuuure the person who got worstie gets a star. Whatever, stars are so last season anyways.

BlondeGrlz

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @ceejeemcbeegee (just debatin' not hatin'): I agree with you...I also think Jezebel is being a bit two-faced by making that the worst comment of the day. Sorry.

Her_royal_Highness

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @hatepaperdoll: Congrats, I pegged that for best as soon as I saw it. You can't go wrong with some Salt and Pepa, especially if En Vogue gets involved.

I can't make myself care about the worst, because I have unfortunately seen Kimora's show and I like ET a lot more than I like her.

rocknrollunicorn

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @hatepaperdoll: Ha! I was in Target the other day, and they had this large basket full of vanity perfumes, and I'm pretty sure there's space in there for KLS along with Britney, Shania, Celine and Diddy.

Hamsterpants

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @badmutha: As Scott in "Austin Powers" would say, "Slap her! We'll slap her together!"

Hamsterpants

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> Ever since I wrote that comment I've had the "from 7 to 7 he keeps me open like 7-11" line running through my head. But it was worth it!

Also, I guess no ones is going to be buying Fabulousity? I imagine it smells like posturing and fronting, with a base note of moron, and a hint of so five years ago.

hatepaperdoll

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @Hamsterpants: I second that slap, my friend.

badmutha

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> Called it! Congrats on the best!

SarahMC

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @ceejeemcbeegee (just debatin' not hatin'): You are telling the truth there. Compare and contrast, right?

badmutha

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @tellmeagain: Yeah, he did suck, huh.

zivah

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @hypnotic: Kimora, because at least she would just blather on about herself. Tyra would try to get me to talk about myself and then use every word against me later. She would try to get me to cry and tell me that sex is evil and try to give me a weave and tell me that I'm not plus-sized enough and just drive me all out crazy.
Kimora would be easy to tune out. All I would need to do it nod every now and then and say, "Word? Word."

mightymouth

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> I'm pretty sure I've had neck creases my entire life. I'm 23 and average weight. Are they really a big deal, something people actually worry about?

shewar

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @hypnotic: whenever you see it, just keep reminding yourself that it's a photoshop filter.

gluecake

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> It's too late, but I nominate the guy on the toddler thread telling everyone how to raise their kids.

tell Dolly Parton again

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> "Djimon doesn't seem to mind."

I think you meant to say "Djimon lost his mind."

hamburgerhotdog

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> Even though I know and understand that "Djimon" is pronounced "Die-mon," every time I read it in my head I hear "Da-ji-mon." GAH!

stoprobbers

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> tyra is bat shit insane

i can't do it! she's way too HAPPY

hypnotic

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @mocena: i did

extra skin in odd places freaks me out...i'm sorry

if you're like "fat" i can totes understand but when you aren't it's just freaky to me

hypnotic

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @hypnotic: Don't scare me like that!

stacyinbean

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @hypnotic: ACK! Don't make me choose - I'll be good I swear! Tyra would probs be more amusing?

sybann

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @hypnotic: tyra. at least we could pass the time posing and stuff. id have to punch kimora as soon as she opened her mouth.

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @hypnotic: Tyra. We could talk about ANTM at least.

Kimora would try to suck you into Scientology or some shit.

LoveNoelG

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @zivah: You must have never seen her show then. She's a waste of skin, not just neck skin. Here's an example of her assclownishness: "Size 6 is the new 14". Seriously, I just want to slap her back to the Cretaceous Era.

Hamsterpants

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @hypnotic: Right. I'm sorry, who made you the God of telling people where to keep their body fat? Fark?

mocena

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @Archetype: Word. Wasn't that the point of the post?

ceejeemcbeegee

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> who would you rather be locked in a room with kimora or tyra?

hypnotic

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> Why post Snap Judgements and Compare and Contrast Photoshops if not to prompt us to judge and compare?

ceejeemcbeegee

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @Hamsterpants: Stupid.

Archetype

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @JessicaLovejoy: Stars & Dykes Forever!: Okay, who is she? I wikipediad, but didn't find out what makes her so terrible in the eyes of so many.

zivah

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @JessicaLovejoy: Stars & Dykes Forever!: I agree with you. She is revolting in every possible way.

LoveNoelG

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> Sorry, I can't take a worst comment seriously from a post that also pointed out the neck creases, even as an example of her being "human."

Archetype

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> Man, that was the worst? Okay then.

Hamsterpants

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> um seriously we are pro neck creases now? really? cause i just find them to be creepy. sorry

ive been riding against them for a good 7 years and i will continue to do so (along with double chins).

hypnotic

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> For worst, I would have nominated Macloserboy's comment about how yoga just wasn't cutting it for Kimora and how she needed to hire a personal trainer to get her fat ass in check (okay, maybe not in those exact words).

zivah

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @hamburgerhotdog: Since she's such a lame person in general, I defend my right to discuss Ye Olde Sausage Neck.

JessicaLovejoy: Wanton Trollop

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @hamburgerhotdog: ah shit, way to steal my comment.

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> What a man, what a man, what a man . . .

zivah

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> And he knows that my name is not Susan.

JessicaLovejoy: Wanton Trollop

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> Kimora Lee Simmons is not "human".

hamburgerhotdog

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> Also real men carry candy in their pockets for the ladies.

CorporateTool

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> Man, I so hoped that one would get worsties. Hooray!

katekate is squared

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