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BlindKarma — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 00:05:03 EDT

I don't understand how the women's fashion industry got hijacked by -insert insult here- That refuse to dress women the way God made them.

BlindKarma

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shananigans — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:08:29 EDT

How can a body part be out? Am I supposed to strap them down til winter?

shananigans

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hellodarling! — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:54:29 EDT

@whereismymind: Mm. This whole "tent dress/shirt" thing makes me want to cry. Hourglass figure=v-neck sweaters fo life!

hellodarling!

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confusedforahotsecond, soldier of the horrible shoe war! — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 00:12:31 EDT

i have been angry for the better part of 15 years because every time i look at fashion i think - and where would my bra go.

confusedforahotsecond, soldier of the horrible shoe war!

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whereismymind — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 00:06:17 EDT

@whereismymind: Sorry about the rant. Shopping tends to make me go a bit nuts.

whereismymind

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whereismymind — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 00:03:51 EDT

I know boobs are out. I tried to go shopping yesterday and my 34Es made that almost impossible. The only thing I could find that didn't make me look like I was smuggling watermelons was a wifebeater. All of you who are discussing fake hooters- I have one word of advice "Don't". I would seriously give anything for A, B or even C cups. There are so many things about smaller boobs that are great. Like you don't have to wear a bra, and you can wear dresses without a built in waist without your tits creating a tent big enough for a family of 4 to live in. You don't know how good you've got it.

whereismymind

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ladeedah — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:50:56 EDT

Speaking of boob-related incidents, my biology teacher in 9th grade pulled me aside one day and told me that I was "distracting" the other students because my shirts were so low cut. I was such a little nerdling then and I just didn't know what to do. I didn't say anything to her, turned bright red and walked out of the room. It was such a traumatic experience at that time because I was still adjusting to high school and I was afraid all the teachers thought I was a slut (even though I didn't have anything to do with boys for all of my high school existence).

@megnificent: or she raised a single eyebrow and sneered. That's her version of the happy dance I think.

ladeedah

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rosasparks — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 20:30:35 EDT

@Ptarmigan: Me too. B/C I am just fucking tired of buying pants that fit my butt & just gap around my waist. Or the other fun way, which is when the pants would clearly fit my waist, but I can't pull them over my calves.

I have been out of fashion since puberty, thanks.

rosasparks

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valleyqueen — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 18:50:08 EDT

Finally I have something that's in this season! Take that Balenciaga grecian sandals!

valleyqueen

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Mama Kinn — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:50:11 EDT

@99centbar: That's absolutely true too - whoever you're dating should be totally into your body. Not 'tolerating' it. INTO it.

Same for guys. Mr K may not be typical male model material, but he's cute, and I think he's totally hot stuff, and he always makes me feel like I am too.

Mama Kinn

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boingo82 — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:47:24 EDT

being a post-pubescent woman: out this season and ALWAYS. dammit.

does this mean that shirt shopping is going to become even more of a drag than it is already??

boingo82

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amowls — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:23:31 EDT

Whatever I was always happy with my A cups because I looked good in tshirts and could wear low-cut tops without looking "slutty" (not to disparage women with big breasts). I was actually sad that my boobs grew when I went on birth control.

amowls

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Robobot — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 16:50:24 EDT

Aww, fuck. What am I supposed to do, peel off my knockers and put them in mothballs for the season?

Robobot

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bigleggedwoman — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 16:37:28 EDT

@wohho: Cool. Those things are tacky and useless.

bigleggedwoman

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gold_gato — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 16:35:30 EDT

@wohho: "Juicy" & "Pink"

gold_gato

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haguenite — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 16:31:32 EDT

*rolls up her boobs like croissants and hauls them off to sit on the naughty step*

haguenite

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wohho — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 16:24:14 EDT

I don't know if I'm the only straight dude reading this thread, but it's HI-Larious. Also, boobs are never out. We like them and you like the power they hold over us.

If anything needs to be out its PJ pants with words across the ass. Or glitter makeup.

wohho

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pinkyBella — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 16:23:57 EDT

@Dear Blond Diary...: true, they can't help it if they're big/small, but sometimes it's easier said than done :\

pinkyBella

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shellibears — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 16:15:25 EDT

rednrowdy...us fat bottom girls already DO make the rockin' world go round!

shellibears

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braak — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 16:00:01 EDT

@cinemaddict: yeah....

braak

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cinemaddict — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:58:09 EDT

@braak: That was quite odd.

cinemaddict

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winner — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:57:34 EDT

@StabbyMcStabberson: i second that!

winner

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winner — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:55:19 EDT

i'm so post fashion...

winner

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Elisheva — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:53:18 EDT

We need a "No breast left behind" Act.

Elisheva

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Dear Blond Diary — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:53:01 EDT

Ha, i guess then truth then, is that they might be able to shill that message to the ladies (referencing original post) but they will be hard up convincing the mens.

Dear Blond Diary

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cinemaddict — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:46:44 EDT

@Archetype: Seriously. When I read that I looked down at my 34DDs and asked them when they have ever been fashionable. I love them, but clothes-wise, they've always gotten in the way.

cinemaddict

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braak — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:45:55 EDT

Speaking of boobs:

[achewood.com]

braak

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kansasgirl — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:45:22 EDT

Boobs are out? I am so in!

When does the pear shape become the new look?

kansasgirl

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Stabby Hussein McStabberson — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:43:48 EDT

@ceejeemcbeegee (just debatin' not hatin'):"What does it say about a man if he prefers his woman to look like a boy?" It says: Closet case. Trust me. I know this from experience.

Stabby Hussein McStabberson

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ChiefNInjaMonkey — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:43:42 EDT

Being a fan of all boobs,this makes no sense to me. Accentuate what ya got ladies.

ChiefNInjaMonkey

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hellodarling! — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:43:38 EDT

Guess my D-cups and I will have to hibernate for a while... and we are so taking Girl Scout cookies! C'mon ladies. -shuffles off, trailing Thin Mint crumbs-

hellodarling!

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shewar — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:33:37 EDT

Feeling self-conscious for the 67th time today. All of my small-chested friends make fun of my boobs, and now the fashion industry has to go and say it too?

shewar

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Stabby Hussein McStabberson — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:29:06 EDT

I really need some more LOLvogue. Like, now.

Stabby Hussein McStabberson

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99centbar — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:26:40 EDT

@HS Kinn: Word it sounds so cheesy but I just want us all to love ourselves how we are.
Big boobed women should enjoy throwing those suckers out, those of us of the smaller persuasion can enjoy sticking out our little ladies. We should all just have fun and like what we have got because it fits to us and is how we are meant to look.

I also want to say that if anyone is dating someone who has ever said differently please dump that person immediately!

99centbar

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TruculentandUnreliable — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:24:35 EDT

@a.clever.otter: No pair of boobs is ever insignificant.

TruculentandUnreliable

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Dear Blond Diary — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:24:12 EDT

@pinkyBella: I get down on mine for their bigness. We ought to love what we've got, I suppose.

Dear Blond Diary

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bigleggedwoman — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:22:31 EDT

@zivah: The coup, that depends: will motorcycles be allowed in your New World?

bigleggedwoman

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jenalicious — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:22:10 EDT

@HS Kinn: ha! i grew up in richmond. so true!! but i found that most were just rednecks, plain and simple. few cute boys with accents. maybe i just had very poor taste in boyfriends...

jenalicious

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megnificent — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:20:40 EDT

It's not just gay designers who hate boobs. I bet Victorya is doing a happy dance right about now. If the bitch could ever be said to do anything in a happy manner, that is.

megnificent

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Ptarmigan — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:20:38 EDT

I love how the stories about vaginas and boobs get the most posts. Cracks me up everytime. When in Rome... is that saying applicable here?

Ptarmigan

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anniehall — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:19:33 EDT

@DorothyZbornak: um, ditto, for real

anniehall

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Mama Kinn — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:19:29 EDT

@99centbar: Indeed. They can't sell the latest, greatest hairstyle/color/handbag/skirt/miraclebra if we are happy with our faces, hair, and bodies as they are. I'm a well-endowed gal, but I like to think that if I were of the itty bitty tittie persuasion, I'd still be proud of it. And I'd enjoy roaming bra-less, a luxury I've never had. LOL.

Mama Kinn

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ceejeemcbeegee — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:18:56 EDT

Whatevs. As a card-carrying member of the naturally acquired 32DD club, I can say that having huge knockers never fails to turn a man's head.

Now fitting into blouses, spaghetti strap tanks, tube tops... that's a whole 'nother story.

ceejeemcbeegee

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THE hoi polloi — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:18:11 EDT

@a.clever.otter: as a fan of all things breast, please allow me to say that there is no way they could be "too insignificant." Doesn't even the smallest kitten of a liter deserve a name? I mean, if you feel they're small, give them short names!

THE hoi polloi

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hatepaperdoll — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:17:39 EDT

@Archetype: Pinstriped, with cuffs. I...don't like to talk about it.

hatepaperdoll

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Mama Kinn — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:17:05 EDT

@rednrowdy: I have good news and bad news for you. Good: Here in the South, tits n' ass have NEVER gone out of style. Bad: You have to weed out the rednecks from the guys who just have cute accents.

Mama Kinn

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LaComtesse — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:17:03 EDT

@TheGuvnah: I do heart that woman. I don't know if I could pick a favorite moment, but her as the grief conselor on strangers with candy is DEF up there as well...

LaComtesse

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pinkyBella — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:17:01 EDT

well, this makes my feel better about my barely 34Bs, i've been kind of down on them lately and acutally was thinking a little about buying some boobies, but i can't put them through the slicing ::shivers::

pinkyBella

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KimberleeJ — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:16:27 EDT

God damnit.

My boobs can never do ANYTHING right!

KimberleeJ

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bigleggedwoman — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:16:21 EDT

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo is reading this sexy blog.: Yeah, baby. I knew I'd be cool SOMEDAY.

@a.clever.otter: I never named mine either but they don't seem to care.

bigleggedwoman

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beckbee — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:16:05 EDT

@zivah: haha. Moping boobs. Great visual.Instead of chicken pox, which is a contagious infection, it's more like they're being punished for nothing other than existing. Maybe I'll buck the current trend and let them out into the sunshine and salty air come summer. We'll see- I'm not making any promises ladies.

beckbee

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ceejeemcbeegee — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:15:43 EDT

@HoneyLush: Word. What does it say about a man if he prefers his woman to look like a boy?

ceejeemcbeegee

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LaComtesse — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:15:40 EDT

@rednrowdy: It makes me feel not alone in the world. I'm not a big girl, but it's still there. And ain't nothing you can do about it: it's an unyielding force of nature, back fat.

@Lady Skittlehattington: "Laverne and Shirley". Nice. I haven't named mine, but my vagina is called "Vivica"

LaComtesse

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Jessi Ramsey — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:15:39 EDT

my boyfriend( after informing him of this article) : Boobs will never be out of style. Trust. Never. Nope. Let me see your boobs.

Jessi Ramsey

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telecomic the thoughtful red panda — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:15:15 EDT

@Lady Skittlehattington: You may want to try gaffer's tape. Nearly as strong, doesn't rip away skin.

telecomic the thoughtful red panda

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jess3 — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:15:14 EDT

Whatever. None of those stupid designer clothes ever fit over my boobs even when boobs WERE "in"...when was this again? And by the way, how DO those chicks with huge fake tits find clothes that fit?

jess3

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Snowbunny — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:14:50 EDT

Are love handles back in? Because if I get rid of these bad boys people are probs going to be looking at my flub way more.

Snowbunny

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glamzonhobbitfeet — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:14:48 EDT

@Ptarmigan: perhaps, but let's take the high road and call it hipster fem, lol!

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gold_gato — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:14:39 EDT

@TheGuvnah: I saw her roaming the streets at SXSW. She was wearing pink, ripped tights and was pocket-sized!

gold_gato

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jenalicious — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:14:27 EDT

@delicatedisarray: as would i. because i cannot stop laughing at the hilarity that is LOLCats. but even more so because LOLCatz begat LOLVogue.

jenalicious

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not.a.clever.name — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:13:52 EDT

@TruculentandUnreliable: Mine are too insignificant to be named.

And now I just spent a lot of time staring at them to see if they deserved names.

They just sat there all small and pointy and nameless.

not.a.clever.name

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99centbar — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:13:28 EDT

@HoneyLush: I see what you are saying but my problem is saying feminine= big boobs.
I just hate this idea that "real" women are super curvy or whatever. Real women look like lots of different things and I don't think people should associate a specific body type with femininity.

I also don't think the fashion industry will ever be able to be pro-women.

99centbar

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TheGuvnah — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:13:24 EDT

@LaComtesse: omg I have totally quoted that here on Jez before. It is my favorite Janeane G moment (and trust, I have lots to choose from as I love her).

TheGuvnah

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gold_gato — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:12:33 EDT

@jenalicious: I have small boobs, and my big boobed sister always says this too. I call it my bone cleavage. Gross, but sort of true!

gold_gato

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delicatedisarray — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:12:14 EDT

@zivah: I'm afraid I would have to overthrow you. For the cats, you understand. :)

delicatedisarray

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jenalicious — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:12:07 EDT

@CrazyLegsMeg: i love her too and dont feel an ounce guilty. shes adorable!

jenalicious

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rednrowdy — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:11:34 EDT

@LaComtesse: garofalo seems to always reference back fat, which is why she rocks.

rednrowdy

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lurkystars — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:11:17 EDT

@serreca: My boyf says the same things! These must be the guys in the know.

lurkystars

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jenalicious — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:11:09 EDT

@incurable paranoiac: i knowww

i get so annoyed how some girls can wear low cut shirts and look fine and appropriate, and if i try it, i look like a slutface. not fair!

jenalicious

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Archetype — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:10:49 EDT

@hatepaperdoll: Formal shorts. Were they satin?

Archetype

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zivah — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:10:21 EDT

Maybe when I'm World Dictator I'll make male designers design for men and female designers design for women. Yes. And I'll also make cats illegal and decree my birthday to be a World Holiday and declare all beaches to be reserved for my surfing alone. Who wants to help with the coup?

zivah

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THE hoi polloi — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:10:03 EDT

tetas are ALWAYS in... no matter the size or shape

THE hoi polloi

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JSouth — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:09:58 EDT

Well, then let me just remove mine and place them in the back of the closet until the next season that they are "in."

JSouth

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Ptarmigan — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:09:30 EDT

@rednrowdy: I am afraid by today's standards that Kate Bosworth's ass is considered fat. Which makes mine grossly obese.

Ptarmigan

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hatepaperdoll — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:09:06 EDT

I hope the returns guy at H&M dosn't give me as hard a time when I return my boobs as he did when I tried to take back those formal shorts in '06.

hatepaperdoll

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delicatedisarray — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:08:50 EDT

I'm pretty sure my fiance disagrees. But I'll call him and check! Ha.

delicatedisarray

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TruculentandUnreliable — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:08:28 EDT

@Lady Skittlehattington: Hee hee. Mine are Betty and Veronica.

TruculentandUnreliable

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reader123 — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:08:25 EDT

I've never been a fan of high fashion. Can't say the same about boobs.

reader123

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HoneyLush — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:08:09 EDT

@99centbar:
ohh my bff is just like that and she looks very womanly, she also is looking forward to growing when she gets preggers

I'm just lamenting the fact that the fashion industry instead of embracing the feminine is underminding the very thing it proclaims to love

HoneyLush

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BeAgrestic — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:07:49 EDT

@a.clever.otter: WORD! Itty Bitty Titties FTW!

BeAgrestic

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LaComtesse — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:07:36 EDT

Janine Garafallo Stand-Up Time:

I was watching one of those fashion shows that I hate so much. In one segment, the host goes 'A pretty face is your ticket to the runway THIS season'... .. yeah? As opposed to last season, when ugly girls had a free ride? When back fat was all the rage?

LaComtesse

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Ptarmigan — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:07:30 EDT

@glamzonhobbitfeet: Isn't that campy though?

Ptarmigan

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CrazyLegsMeg — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:07:28 EDT

i love holly - everything in my being says i shouldn't, but i just can't help it. i wouldn't even call my love for her a guilty pleasure, because i don't feel guilty at all.

CrazyLegsMeg

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rednrowdy — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:07:27 EDT

@Ptarmigan: i'm still waiting for us fat bottomed girls to make the rockin' world go round. and no, j-lo and that kardashian skank don't count.

rednrowdy

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beastybeatsy — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:07:02 EDT

@Triphena: Eyes on your kneecaps, coming winter 2009

beastybeatsy

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Dear Blond Diary — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:06:45 EDT

@Archetype: Yeah for reals. Boobs and high fashion have never been friends. Which is why I shop at Target.

Dear Blond Diary

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kitschenette — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:06:28 EDT

Welp, guess I'm just a fat old hag then.

kitschenette

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glamzonhobbitfeet — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:06:26 EDT

@Ptarmigan: No need! You can take your box out of the box and wear it with irony.

glamzonhobbitfeet

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zivah — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:05:54 EDT

@beckbee: So sad. I just pictured your forlorn boobs hidden under a wrap on the beach, moping just a little. Trying to be good sports but feeling like a kid at home with the chicken pox while her siblings frolic at Disneyland.

zivah

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HoneyLush — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:05:52 EDT

@petuniacat:
in fact, anything at all that marks you identifiable as a woman, is not sexy. which brings me back to my sad sad conclusion that in the end, they all just want to do each other in a rousing male lust fest. And smoke cigars afterwards at Barclay's Rex with brandy guaffaing about their wonderful manliness

HoneyLush

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Eeva — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:05:46 EDT

Ugh, AGAIN? I can't tell you how many pairs of boobs I've put up in the attic "just for the season", only to forget I've got them and buy another pair when they come back in. It's like Boobs-R-Us up there.

Eeva

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EdnasEdibles — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:05:45 EDT

I am content with my breasts being as out of style as my dansko clogs but when will my third nipple have it's season? I paid so much money to have it installed . . .

EdnasEdibles

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Archetype — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:05:44 EDT

@Macloserboy: Yes, but all queens are not created equal.

Also, designers seem to easily disconnect from "reality" and their how they want their brand to speak to that reality (i.e. the average customer).

Archetype

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incurable paranoiac — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:05:41 EDT

@jenalicious: amen, sister. i want to rock a tanktop without a bra and look chic while doing it.

incurable paranoiac

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blackbirdfly — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:05:36 EDT

Oh, right. Suddenly my flat chest and pasty ass skin is "in" now. Guess what? I don't even want to be "in" anymore! I got tired of waiting. It's too fucking late now. Yeah! How do y'all like that?

blackbirdfly

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DeathBySexy — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:05:28 EDT

I agree, my girls have been fondled in public by a handful of gay men. Get it? Handful... zap zow!

DeathBySexy

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oryx — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:05:19 EDT

This is what my mother says to me every season, "Surprise! Being thin and pretty is in! Unlike last season, when...being thin and pretty was in." And then she gives me arched-eyebrow face.

Sometimes I really love my mom.

oryx

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BraidMyHair — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:05:17 EDT

I think FAKE boobs should be "out" if you've got real ones and they're big, then yay! I just hate people trying to be what they're not, you know?
Me and my barely b-cups will stay how they are, thanks!

BraidMyHair

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Lady Skittlehattington — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:04:42 EDT

Oh NO! I guess I'll have to start strapping Laverne and Shirley down with duct tape again.

Lady Skittlehattington

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Hamsterpants — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:04:11 EDT

Can anyone tell me what's up with the stars? I'm gone for like two days and all hell breaks loose. I can't leave you people alone for one second, apparently.

Hamsterpants

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Ptarmigan — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:03:36 EDT

@ExtensionOfBob: I can't WAIT for vaginas to come back! I have been holding on to my vagina for all these years just hoping and praying that some day they will come back in style. The best part is, that when they do come back in, mine will be vintage.

Ptarmigan

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jenalicious — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:03:32 EDT

boobs are always out. i can NEVER find shirts that fit my obnoxiously out of proportion boobs. or bras for that matter. and ladies, let me tell you, it is NOT a blessing having these monstrosities.

damn designers and their tiny model muses!!!

jenalicious

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beckbee — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:03:03 EDT

Awww and they were sooo looking forward to summer. They're gonna be totally bummed in Cancun this year. But seriously tho- fashion (unless of the streetwalker variety) has never been particularly kind to boobs.

beckbee

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Triphena — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:03:00 EDT

Next season trend forecast: No elbows.

Triphena

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hortense — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:02:35 EDT

@a.clever.otter: My new line is called is 20/750, after my prescription. It consists of t-shirts like look like giant blobs when you take your contacts out. There's writing on them, but that magically disappears sans-contacts as well. So fetch.

The shirts cost $1980 each. Get some!

hortense

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99centbar — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:02:05 EDT

@HoneyLush: But I am an A/barely B cup and many would insist that I definitely don't look like a 12 year old boy ;)

I think little and big boobs are great and there are men and women who will always prefer one to the other, so who really cares.

Personally I love mine and am looking forward to getting pregnant so I can see how the other half lives, but know I will enjoy then having them shrink back to 99cent's perfect size.

99centbar

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badmutha — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:02:05 EDT

Damnation! My boobs just got bigger in the last year! Granted it was due in no small measure to a little bit of weight I put on, but I like being large and in charge! This sucks.

badmutha

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Macloserboy — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:01:47 EDT

Okay, I've heard the "fashion is filled with gay men who hate women line before" but how much veracity is in this? I knew Bill Blass hated voluptuous women, but who loves Marilyn Monroe more than a queen?

Macloserboy

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SarahBoBara — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:00:38 EDT

@kantwait: those are for "commoners". High fashion has always been for the small-chested.

SarahBoBara

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glamzonhobbitfeet — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:00:37 EDT

and the fashion queens go "Tig 'ole bitties are soooo dunzo"

glamzonhobbitfeet

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Hamsterpants — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:00:19 EDT

This is totally retarded. Boobs are out fashion-wise has been a reality for years, hello. That's why most models have the bodies of tall 12 year old boys. This is news?

Hamsterpants

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Archetype — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:59:41 EDT

@iloveneville: Well, you can store them, like Harpers Bazaar tells you to do.

Archetype

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zivah — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:59:38 EDT

Whatever, as long as they let me keep my vagina.

zivah

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Eeva — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:59:03 EDT

@silkyjumbo: Wow, I let out one very unattractive snort of laughter when I read your comment. Hopefully snorty laughter is in this season.

Eeva

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incurable paranoiac — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:59:03 EDT

all my gays love breasts. it's actually weird how much the average gay likes to touch my breasts.

incurable paranoiac

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nicebrownboy — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:58:51 EDT

I'm a gay man and love big boobies (for more reasons than just motor boatin' them tiggle bitties). I just want to know when twenty something men who look like twelve year olds will be fashionable. soon?

nicebrownboy

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iloveneville — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:58:45 EDT

Shit! I just got implants.

iloveneville

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Fiji — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:58:41 EDT

So we'll see a big drop in breast implants this season, then? Do these fashion people realize that it's summer? Summer= showing off the girls.

Fiji

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Sasquatch — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:58:38 EDT

If this is the case, I will impatiently be awating next season.

Sasquatch

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not.a.clever.name — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:58:19 EDT

@hortense: Oooh, we are so trendy! I am also myopic and afraid of spiders.

not.a.clever.name

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ExtensionOfBob — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:58:07 EDT

Dude...I'm just waiting for vaginas to come back in style.

ExtensionOfBob

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not.a.clever.name — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:57:51 EDT

Me and my ittybittytitties are doing a little happy dance.

not.a.clever.name

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Snaffles — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:57:29 EDT

Please. My boobs are out every season. Out and proud, bitches.

Snaffles

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hortense — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:57:29 EDT

Oh I was way ahead of you all on this one. I've been flat for years. If you tell me that nearsightedness and a fear of spiders are also hot for Spring, my fabulosity meter may just explode.

hortense

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SharonTaint — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:57:04 EDT

breathing is so passe.

SharonTaint

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SammyKitty — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:56:41 EDT

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo is reading this sexy blog.: Woo-hoo! We are like boob sisters.

SammyKitty

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serreca — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:56:12 EDT

My handsy husband says boobs are in. So are big asses and nakedness and sexual intercourse. Who knew?

serreca

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hamburgerhotdog — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:56:10 EDT

Boobs are out this season? Someone just got back from spring break!

hamburgerhotdog

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Political Party Girl — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:55:41 EDT

I hear next season, eyeballs will be totally out.

Political Party Girl

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kantwait — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:55:17 EDT

So how does this make sense with the all of the stores full of padded, push-up bras?

kantwait

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TheGintheCity — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:55:03 EDT

@KittenFluff: That would be one of Hef's girlfriends, Holly Madison, yes?

TheGintheCity

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♥ dosido Hussein McKamy☮ — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:54:57 EDT

You put the right boob in, you put the the right boob out, you put the right boob in, and you get a breast reduction and then get sorry next season when the trend is gigantic porn star boobs and low-cut cocktail dresses.

Keep the mammaries you were born with, ladies. Dance with the ones that brung ya. The pocket-sized fierce gays are wonderful, but they should not be the arbiters of Trendy Breast Size. Unless of course they are willing to whip out their weens and let us circle them critically, saying, "No no no no NO, that will not do. Francois! Bring the cucumber! We're gonna have to stuff his pants!"

♥ dosido Hussein McKamy☮

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Rhody — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:54:54 EDT

If I could detatch these suckers, it would be for comfortable sleeping and easier running. It would NOT be for fashion.

Rhody

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petuniacat — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:54:30 EDT

@HoneyLush: Seriously - first they try to tell us that unless we've had all our pubic hair ripped out so that our cooches look like that of a 12 year old, we're not sexy. Now they're telling us boobs aren't sexy.

petuniacat

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AthertonMerriweather — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:54:30 EDT

I have such a crush on Holly. I wish she'd leave Hef for me :(

AthertonMerriweather

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KittenFluff — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:54:27 EDT

Who is that a picture of?

KittenFluff

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silkyjumbo — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:53:40 EDT

are pot bellies in? please tell me that pot bellies are in.

silkyjumbo

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Archetype — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:53:34 EDT

High fashion has always hated tits.

Archetype

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TheGintheCity — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:53:27 EDT

<--------My boobs (pictured) take offense at this notion, and insist that they are always "in." They've asked me to take them out on the town this weekend to prove it.

TheGintheCity