<![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit - Jezebel Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jezebel.com.png <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit - Jezebel Comments]]> http://jezebel.com Thu, 27 Mar 2008 09:27:29 EDT Thu, 27 Mar 2008 09:27:29 EDT http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4895231 @Dodai welcome =)

Ceenote

]]> 39:372494:c4895231 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 09:27:29 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4893881 @sarah.of.a.lesser.god:Naomi is the only person I can think of that fits the blind item as well but then I am SPECTACULARLY bad at them.

And on another note, I have been on many many planes lately which is usually the only time I buy a trashy mag - Midweek Madness has thankfully put paid to that!

esshud

]]> 39:372494:c4893881 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 03:42:40 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4891897 *everyone who thinkS

lise2177

]]> 39:372494:c4891897 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:56:13 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4891882 is it weird that now i kinda want to see the pics of everyone who think/who others think looks like suri? not to judge but because i'm seriously just dying to see what this kid is going to look like one day.

lise2177

]]> 39:372494:c4891882 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:55:19 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4891854 @hatepaperdoll:
oops, I didn't realize you made this observation already!

Gossamer

]]> 39:372494:c4891854 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:53:26 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4891744 All I have to say is thank god Joel plays Radiohead and Nirvana and not Good Charlotte to his baby. I think that would qualify as child abuse.

Gossamer

]]> 39:372494:c4891744 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:46:22 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4890627 @sarah.of.a.lesser.god: she was the first one who came to mind. i think there was a pic of her wearing an engagement ring a while back...so maybe?

hummingpenguin

]]> 39:372494:c4890627 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:14:05 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4890298 It's amusing that Britney can't possibly do anything right. She appeared on a TV show and didn't bungle it horribly? Well, guess what? They had to put her in slenderizing clothes so she didn't look like such a cow on the TV screen! SO THERE, American viewers! She's still worthless because they need to iron her hair before she gets in front of the cameras!

I don't even like Britney but have to laugh at how difficult it is to just say "OK, for once she did something without looking like a trainwreck."

MumbletyEmma

]]> 39:372494:c4890298 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 20:43:49 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4889566 Am I lame for feeling super-jealous of Reese?

I mean, Jesus! Why does she get to win the man lotto twice. F**k!

Owlygirl

]]> 39:372494:c4889566 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 19:53:38 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4888975 I actually like the shirt!!! Oh dear.

Trixie from Toronto

]]> 39:372494:c4888975 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 19:14:22 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4887243 @miele:"if you're not gay and everyone says you are you're homophobic for denying it (and no one believes you),"
I'll be honest, I always thought people who are subject to the rumors should just follow the Keanu Reeves' example and just not address the rumor at all.

WorkerBee2000

]]> 39:372494:c4887243 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:41:56 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4887221 @Ceenote: OMG I DID NOT SEE THAT!!!!! thank you.

Dodai

]]> 39:372494:c4887221 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:41:17 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4886596 Hey, Dodai, did you see you were quoted in the "last laughs" page of In Touch... right below the amy winehouse pic is your caption:

amy winehouse will reportedly get $1 million to sing at a party thrown by George Clooney and Julia Roberts and hosted by Giorgio Armani. That kinda of cash buys a lot of eyeliner." -- Dodai Stewart on Jezebel.com

Ceenote

]]> 39:372494:c4886596 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:17:00 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4886489 @BeAgrestic: SO cute! And I need those boots!

stacyinbean

]]> 39:372494:c4886489 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:13:08 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4886146 @BeAgrestic: I'm in Fuquay-Varina, and was astounded by the almost 80 degree weather today.....then again I've only lived here for 5 months.

BoredButNoLongerInNH

]]> 39:372494:c4886146 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:00:56 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4885943 @miele: come sit by me and truc. the weather's fine under our rainbow and there's always room for more. :)

BritneyCanadaWhore

]]> 39:372494:c4885943 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 16:55:03 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4885725 @BritneyCanadaWhore:

Alright I am being a little touchy. I feel like its a no-win situation in Hollywood, if you're gay and out you can't get parts, if you're gay and don't talk about it (a la Jodie Foster) everyone hates you for not standing up for gay rights, if you're not gay and everyone says you are you're homophobic for denying it (and no one believes you), and if you are gay and in the closet you get ridiculed in a often homophobic way because you aren't being true to yourself. Ok I'm being a lot touchy I guess.

miele

]]> 39:372494:c4885725 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 16:48:44 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4885695 @sarah.of.a.lesser.god:about Naomi and Liev: I heard they were about to break up right before she got preggers b/c he was cheating on her with...wait for it, Claire "ugly cry" Danes. and then comes baby and they decided to stick it out. I hear he's a self obsessed toolbag so I wouldn't be surprised if it was them. This info is all from a friend who used to work as a receptionist at Liev's dermatologists office so take it with a grain of salt...

roodles

]]> 39:372494:c4885695 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 16:47:51 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4885684 @TruculentandUnreliable: you shut your mouth. don't you talk about my will smith that way. . . .

BritneyCanadaWhore

]]> 39:372494:c4885684 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 16:47:30 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4885657 All those sloppy couple covers make me glad to be single!

What's up with Katie then? Are the mind-expanding experiments taking their toll?

sundaeg1rl

]]> 39:372494:c4885657 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 16:46:48 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4885326 @BritneyCanadaWhore: *snort* Also, a dude can sleep with dudes and chicks. It's been known to happen.

TruculentandUnreliable

]]> 39:372494:c4885326 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 16:36:11 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4885111 @miele: oh no need to get touchy. i was just playing miele! besides, the rumours started before brokeback. isn't it so annoying when people just assume people are gay all the time? like, without even knowing the person? it's just so presumptuous and unfair. they are probably straight like everybody is.

BritneyCanadaWhore

]]> 39:372494:c4885111 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 16:29:16 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4884963 @Xavoc: "she's already married to Tom Cruise"

I imagine sex with Tom Cruise to be like that scene in American psycho, only more unsettling.

Kali Mama

]]> 39:372494:c4884963 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 16:24:30 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4884886 @kansasgirl: Oh that sounds fun, I'll totally go!

LahFawnDuh

]]> 39:372494:c4884886 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 16:22:22 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4884515 I'm going to say something, and I want everyone to know that I mean this in the LEAST pedophilic way EVER....

but does Shiloh's mouth remind anyone else of a blowup doll? It never seems to close, and is perfectly ROUND...

cozymoses

]]> 39:372494:c4884515 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 16:10:03 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4884512 @BeAgrestic: ooooooh! wilmington...now i'm jealous. i'm trying to get to wrightsville asap to mooch off a friend via beach house.

hharlowe

]]> 39:372494:c4884512 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 16:09:57 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4884456 That snippet about Tara Reid just described my last vacation.

WorkerBee2000

]]> 39:372494:c4884456 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 16:07:53 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4884349 @BritneyCanadaWhore:

he also slept with kirsten dunst. you KNOW his eyes were closed for that one.

inchworm

]]> 39:372494:c4884349 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 16:03:32 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4884300 @BritneyCanadaWhore:

Ok I think it's incredibly simplistic that people think Jake Gyllenhal is gay ever since he played a gay character in a movie. Suddenly everyone is all "I don't know why but something about him seems gay to me". Also I have it on good authority (friend of friend of Natalie's blah blah blah) that they did in fact have sex.

miele

]]> 39:372494:c4884300 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 16:01:51 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4884242 @mccauller=texaspride.: Well, someone needs to save that poor child from that deranged lunatic she has for a father. Like, seriously, Tom? It's too bad you're against psychiatric meds. It's always the people who think they're not crazy that you have to really worry about.

blackbirdfly

]]> 39:372494:c4884242 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:59:49 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4884132 @stacyinbean:

Don't you kind of feel bad for celebrity couples who existed before the Bennifer phenomenon ushered in an era of mashup couple naming? I'm really into Gyllenspoon but not so much TomKat.

miele

]]> 39:372494:c4884132 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:55:53 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4883871 sorry but my friend who worked for the gyllenhaal family talked with the maid one day, who said that natalie portman was over every single day, hanging out with jake on the couch, and that nothing ever happened between them. what more evidence do you need? that he only works on his upper body?

BritneyCanadaWhore

]]> 39:372494:c4883871 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:47:12 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4883815 @blackbirdfly: I say we kidnap Suri and bring her with us. I think that even at her young age, she could probs use a margarita right about now!

hellodarling! (KΔ)

]]> 39:372494:c4883815 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:45:55 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4883776 Shilo is going to be one good looking adult. Not that that's surprising, but jesus.

Kate

]]> 39:372494:c4883776 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:44:57 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4883610 @katekate: @hharlowe: I'm in Wilmington! How awesome is this warm snap we are having?

BeAgrestic

]]> 39:372494:c4883610 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:40:18 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4883392 @katekate: i'm in clt...but my heart is with you guys in more ways than one these days!

(and don't worry--i've got my beer/various adult beverages all lined up for thursday night.)

hharlowe

]]> 39:372494:c4883392 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:32:56 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4883254 Katie sounds like she's having the kind of migraines I get, poor girl. Living a lie must cause unbearable levels of stress, especially when you seem to still possess a soul as she does.

And my personal Suri-daddy theory is that it's a married guy she had a fling with, hence the willingness to "date" Tom. She's too well known as being a "good" girl to be pregnant and never name the father, and if he's married, doing so would ruin his marriage and maybe family, and she's Catholic so no abortions. Theory also assumes that Suri is older than claimed, as Katie would have been knocked up when she first hooked up with the midget. If I'm feeling especially creative, I wonder which guy on Batman could be the daddy, as that makes it more interesting as to why everyone wanted to keep her off the sequel.

I get very bored at work, obv.

mockingbird

]]> 39:372494:c4883254 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:28:19 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4883161 The Carly story already came out. She was a teen-pop singer signed to a label Randy Jackson worked at, and her album bombed.

What Nirvana song can be sung as a lullaby? It's not like the baby can understand the words, so he can sing "Dumb" or "Pennyroyal Tea" and she won't care.

beatrice3000

]]> 39:372494:c4883161 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:24:23 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4883124 @LipstickLibrarian: Are you kidding? Do you know how many robin's-egg blue dresses I've bought since I saw that picture?

braak

]]> 39:372494:c4883124 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:22:58 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4883102 @hharlowe: Ooh, I'm in NC too! Chapel Hill, to be exact. Where are you?

katekate

]]> 39:372494:c4883102 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:22:18 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4883034 oh jason lewis, please wear a rubber with that one.

sexysadie

]]> 39:372494:c4883034 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:20:16 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4882973 Who or what, exactly are these tots influencing?

Every week, this feature serves to remind me why I don't read this crap.

Lipstick Librarian

]]> 39:372494:c4882973 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:18:08 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4882946 @Hamsterpants: Best comment of the day.

katekate

]]> 39:372494:c4882946 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:17:01 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4882906 @mccauller=texaspride.: Oh, whoops! Maybe we should all have a big Suri look-alike convention. It would be an excuse to drink.

blackbirdfly

]]> 39:372494:c4882906 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:15:47 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4882883 @Rhody: i'm in nc, but have no doubt i'll force down a few extra in his (and your) honor.

hharlowe

]]> 39:372494:c4882883 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:14:55 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4882801 For some reason I'm picturing Paris' "club" in her basement to be like the finished basements my friends had in NJ in the 80s. You know, walls with fake wood paneling, industrial carpeting, a wet bar with a neon Budweiser sign behind it, maybe even one of those disco balls with the colored panels you get at Spencer's Gifts.

MaMaMoose

]]> 39:372494:c4882801 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:12:11 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4882720 Mary Kate and Ashley have different styles? Really? I thought the main difference was that Ashley washed her clothes.

PrettyKitties

]]> 39:372494:c4882720 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:08:29 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4882611 I think they could have picked a nicer picture of Nicole R. for the cover of that magazine. I'm sure that sounds way bitchier than I really mean it to be, but she doesn't look well. I hope it was just a bad pic. :(

MGB

]]> 39:372494:c4882611 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:04:45 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4882596 @stacyinbean: Right? If he never interacted with her kids I could totally jump on the "She's a beard!" train. I'm crushing on Reese this week because she bought the kids piglets over the weekend and pictures are unbelievably cute!
[www.celebrity-gossip.net]

BeAgrestic

]]> 39:372494:c4882596 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:04:07 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4882478 Nora Ephron wrote an essay in Esquire about how she could read People Magazine from the time the plane pushed back until takeoff.

brendastarlet

]]> 39:372494:c4882478 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:59:49 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4882471 @blackbirdfly: Hee, I think you meant to reply to me :) Seriously, we've got to look alike, though I'm a wee bit more tan and way more highlighted since my youth!

hellodarling! (KΔ)

]]> 39:372494:c4882471 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:59:42 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4882436 @J.D.Regent: yes, and since I am engaged to George Clooney, I'll have to delete Jake from my Facebook friends.

brendastarlet

]]> 39:372494:c4882436 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:58:20 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4882421 @hharlowe: Happy early birthday, love! If you are in Boston, I am sure we will drunkenly encounter you at the bar.

Rhody

]]> 39:372494:c4882421 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:57:41 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4882417 @Buenavista: Well, we must be twins. Some people think that she actually looks like me NOW, which is weird. But now that I think about it, I have looked exactly the same since I was like 10 months old. Just with different hairstyles. And now that I think about THAT, I realize that I have never not had bangs. That's kind of insane, isn't it? I'm sure no one cares, but it strikes me as odd.

blackbirdfly

]]> 39:372494:c4882417 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:57:36 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4882414 How does one get a star around here?

ForeverBlueGirl

]]> 39:372494:c4882414 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:57:33 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4882387 @jenalicious: There's something about flying that kills my concentration and attention span and temporarily lowers my IQ. Sometimes tabloids are all I can handle.

Triphena

]]> 39:372494:c4882387 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:56:55 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4882369 @SkipToMyLou: I wondered why I woke up in that bathtub filled with ice with a stabbing pain in my side, a copy of Dianetics placed on the side of the tub...

hellodarling! (KΔ)

]]> 39:372494:c4882369 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:56:15 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4882269 @zivah: OH god. I did that and my last vacation was at my parents' house in South Dakota.

If any of y'all are ever in South Dakota, try ordering a cocktail in the Sioux Falls "airport" "bar."

tscheese

]]> 39:372494:c4882269 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:52:33 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4882243 Also I just realized that my Frawnsay iss tray terreebl. Carry on.

tscheese

]]> 39:372494:c4882243 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:51:43 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4882219 @Rhody: aw, then i have the same bday as mr. rhody...happy early bday, mr. rhody.

hharlowe

]]> 39:372494:c4882219 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:51:01 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4882214 @hatepaperdoll: lol, a boss I once had told me one day, "I live right down the street from The Undertaker." All I kept thinking was, wow, that's pretty creepy. And why don't you refer to him by his name and not just by his occupation? It took me a while before I figured out he was talking about some kind of wrestling persona.

WhateverCraig

]]> 39:372494:c4882214 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:50:52 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4882208 "My house is so big," Paris says. "I love it."

Oh, puke. Puke puke puke.

Triphena

]]> 39:372494:c4882208 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:50:37 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4882200 @brendastarlet: too mean. i think rachel mcadams would be appropriate since i myself am not available.

J.D.Regent

]]> 39:372494:c4882200 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:50:19 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4882199 @mccauller=texaspride.: Perhaps the scienos stole your DNA and cloned you. Suri's alleged to be biologically unrelated to at lest Tom, right?

SkipToMyLou

]]> 39:372494:c4882199 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:50:17 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4882172 @TurangaLeela: She's probably sleep deprived from having a tiny baby.

BAngieB

]]> 39:372494:c4882172 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:49:11 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4882152 Why should my pretty, pretty girl have to pay for dinner? And, if her attendance at an event helps publicize it or bring in more money, then she should get some free stuff. Like cookies and manicures.

BAngieB

]]> 39:372494:c4882152 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:48:26 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4882112 I read almost everything in this entry. I feel dirty now.

TheComeback

]]> 39:372494:c4882112 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:46:47 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4882113 @DorothyZbornak: His baldness looks fake in those pics but I hope that they're real.

TwiceShy

]]> 39:372494:c4882113 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:46:47 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4882100 @blackbirdfly: Dude, like, from the time she popped up on Vanity Fair, her picture at an age looks EXACTLY like how I looked at that age (like, her at six months, me at six months... her turning two, me turning two...) - my mom's actually a little creeped out by it since I pointed out the weird resemblance to my baby pictars.

hellodarling! (KΔ)

]]> 39:372494:c4882100 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:46:12 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4882066 Why in the hello kitty would you scrub your feet 11 times a day?

Buenavista

]]> 39:372494:c4882066 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:45:15 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4882033 Someone thought Britney was a good girl? Say what?

And how much do you think Maddox loves that their house has a wrestling ring? He'll just need a mexican wrestling mask, ya know, like the one Rich was sporting last week in pot psychology?

One last thing: "Britney appeared slim on How I Met Your Mother because her hair was flat ironed, she had contouring makeup, and flattering wardrobe to slenderize her figure." Um, I looked at the auction listings for wardrobe from the show. The pieces are all either size 4 or 6. She "appeared slim, 'cause, ya know, she is slim.

StabbyMcStabberson

]]> 39:372494:c4882033 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:44:01 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4882025 @jenalicious: people buy them in Target, I know that, because I see them grabbing them just before they go through the checkout line.

brendastarlet

]]> 39:372494:c4882025 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:43:42 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4882012 I want a Jordan Bratman to go skinny dipping in the moonlight with!! My prince will come...

AthertonMerriweather

]]> 39:372494:c4882012 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:43:12 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4882006 @kansasgirl: He looks much better bald than he does in that hideous wig he wears.

DorothyZbornak

]]> 39:372494:c4882006 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:43:00 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4882001 @lalaland13: Actually, I'm thinking they'll be having threesomes with Kingston Rossdale.

ExtensionOfBob

]]> 39:372494:c4882001 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:42:44 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4881995 @zivah: Alright sweets, next vacation you take, Badmutha needs to come along. Because I want to drink like you.

badmutha

]]> 39:372494:c4881995 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:42:40 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4881987 @J.D.Regent: she's going to end up the Glenn Close of Nashville someday, she'll move back with the kids so she can be near her folks. I can't see her lasting in Hollywood too much longer. And then Jakey can end up with someone worthy, Parker Posey, for example.

brendastarlet

]]> 39:372494:c4881987 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:42:21 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4881973 @TurangaLeela: Nichole probably looks dead in the eyes because she has a baby that needs to be fed at 3:00 in the morning.

pumpkinsoup

]]> 39:372494:c4881973 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:41:59 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4881960 @tscheese: i always wonder who actually purchases them. i mean, do they really think it's true? reeeeally? are there that many idiots in the world that these still get published?

jenalicious

]]> 39:372494:c4881960 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:41:34 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4881955 @stacyinbean: Not to mention that neither of their careers needs a tabloid boost. She probably got sick of the tabloids after a public divorce.

sarah.of.a.lesser.god

]]> 39:372494:c4881955 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:41:24 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4881930 @brendastarlet: TOTALLY. i don't want him wasted on someone i suspect has a republican streak. plenty of out of work i bankers for you to spend time with reesie!

J.D.Regent

]]> 39:372494:c4881930 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:40:37 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4881925 @esmemurphy: youre right, its probably not smiling. my guess is gas. nicole and joel have a gassy baby.

jenalicious

]]> 39:372494:c4881925 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:40:26 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4881923 @OhhYeah: I'd LOVE it if giant pigs became the next tiny dog in Hollywood! Hahaha Imagine these stick thin starlets walking down the sidewalk wrangling a big ol' pig on a leach. Oh, and of course they'd have to pick up any droppings the pig would leave. He.

MsMerlin

]]> 39:372494:c4881923 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:40:25 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4881903 @mccauller=texaspride.: You have a baby blackbirdfly too? Yeah, she really does look like me. All my coworkers think that too. Actually, they usually say that I look like her. I'm thinking that's not really an accurate way to put it because I'm like WAY older. I was here first.

blackbirdfly

]]> 39:372494:c4881903 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:39:46 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4881889 Nicole and Joel look like weird Madame Tussaud's knockoffs in that cover.

Britney is wearing a shirt I got at Deb in 1998.

I think tabloids are kind of a weird performance art. Like, can anyone take them seriously? "Ceci n'est-une Photoshoppe."

tscheese

]]> 39:372494:c4881889 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:39:11 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4881858 @BeAgrestic: I think it's forreals, I don't think she's the type of irresponsible person who would enter into a relationship where her kids are emotionally invested purely for celebrity purposes.

stacyinbean

]]> 39:372494:c4881858 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:38:09 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4881820 @J.D.Regent: maybe because it seems a little manufactured? I still think she needs to find herself a southern banker and forget actors. She went to Ward-Belmont, after all.

brendastarlet

]]> 39:372494:c4881820 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:36:41 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4881807 @esmemurphy: Whiskey pacifiers?

TwiceShy

]]> 39:372494:c4881807 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:35:59 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4881800 @ineffable.me: He's like Jesus that way.

Trashtastic

]]> 39:372494:c4881800 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:35:46 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4881785 I wish to god we'd seen Kristy Jo pulling on Brett's hair on Rock of Love. All this other stuff, meh.

Jerseylicious

]]> 39:372494:c4881785 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:35:26 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4881781 @sarah.of.a.lesser.god: cool! The fact that other people think they might be legit makes me feel considerably less naive/lame.

@eleanorstrousers: HAHHAHAHA! Ya burnt!

BeAgrestic

]]> 39:372494:c4881781 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:35:23 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4881758 @leMaldeTete: Yes, on so many levels. I'm trying not to think about it too much (because what's the point?) but how fucking weird will it be for those kids when they're old enough to realise that they were on the covers of gossip magazines - independent of their parents - before they were two? WAH.

Eeva

]]> 39:372494:c4881758 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:34:35 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4881753 @DorothyZbornak: Is it wrong that I think Gene Simmons looks kinda hot bald?

kansasgirl

]]> 39:372494:c4881753 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:34:21 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4881742 i WANT to like gyllenspoon. but it just makes me feel icky. i can't explain why.

J.D.Regent

]]> 39:372494:c4881742 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:33:38 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4881741 Belch. So over Britney Spears. NEXT!

Trashtastic

]]> 39:372494:c4881741 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:33:36 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4881736 Does Reese realize that piglets generally grow up to become PIGS? The average farm pig is fucking huge! I hope she can get Louis Vuitton to make a big enough carrier. And I hope giant pigs become the new tiny dog.

OhhYeah

]]> 39:372494:c4881736 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:33:17 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4881727 @blackbirdfly: OMG, seriously? Because Suri's looked exactly like Baby McCauller from birth until now. I'm seriously wondering if she's going to grow up to be my twin (albeit 21 years younger)!

hellodarling! (KΔ)

]]> 39:372494:c4881727 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:32:50 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4881721 Boh-ring. The least they could do is make up something interesting. Like that Brangelina are carrying one of the twins to give to Jennifer Aniston. Or that Tom Cruise refuses to feed Suri anything at all because thetans might be in food and thetans make you fat. Or that Nicole Ritchie was actually an Olsen before she was adopted, but they didn't want to pay three baby salaries on Full House? Anything?

eleanorstrousers

]]> 39:372494:c4881721 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:32:42 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4881701 Oh, that shirt has to be from 1996.

shewar

]]> 39:372494:c4881701 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:31:59 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4881678 @Sev: HA! True. Let's get some scientists to work on that right away.

TurangaLeela

]]> 39:372494:c4881678 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:31:02 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4881673 @cinemaddict: Ahhh, tiny babes do really smile, it's true. And it's really cute and sweet. But was your babe sleeping through the night and waking up all smiles in the a.m.? I shouldn't discount the fact that they probably have a night nurse of some sort so she may actually get to sleep at night-- which I *do not begrudge her in any way*. Which would explain that quote.

esmemurphy

]]> 39:372494:c4881673 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:30:47 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4881651 @a.clever.otter: Oddly, Brad and Jen got married on my parents' anniversery so I also remember THAT date. I am such a weirdo.

Rhody

]]> 39:372494:c4881651 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:29:53 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4881649 @treecut: he loves all his babymamas equally in god's green earth.

ineffable.me

]]> 39:372494:c4881649 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:29:52 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4881647 @DorothyZbornak: I so hate that book.

SammyKitty

]]> 39:372494:c4881647 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:29:45 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4881636 @tellmeagain: Sometimes I have to take a break to from the whole "Is Jake Gay or not?" thing. From what I've read, Ryan was a serial cheater when he was with Reese. They seem like a cute couple, so good for them!

@DorothyZbornak: CUTE OVERLOAD!

BeAgrestic

]]> 39:372494:c4881636 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:29:17 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4881627 @mepo: Was Britney ever really a good girl? Honestly, I'm sure in real life she probably was. But let's face it, from the very beginning they were marketing her as jailbait ass and titties. It's really fucking sad.

@tellmeagain: My best friend's theory is that Crazy Ass Tom has used some kind of Scientology vodoo process to steal my eggs in order to make Suri because she looks like mini me. Do y'all think I could sue for child support? Hmm.

blackbirdfly

]]> 39:372494:c4881627 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:28:56 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4881617 @TurangaLeela: Rehab doesn't give out souls.

Sev

]]> 39:372494:c4881617 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:28:30 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4881616 @sarah.of.a.lesser.god: Oh, that would be bad. I love the Liev/Naomi relationship.

Pinkosaurus

]]> 39:372494:c4881616 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:28:27 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4881590 @BeAgrestic: Nope, I think Reese and Jake are for real too.

sarah.of.a.lesser.god

]]> 39:372494:c4881590 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:27:08 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4881574 @mccauller=texaspride.: Me too. It's actually what I was thinking about getting ready for work this morning.

shewar

]]> 39:372494:c4881574 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:26:37 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4881566 @Rhody: Don't feel bad. Brad and Jen got married on my birthday. So I know their anniversary, even though they're divorced.

Oh, and spankings are always A+ in my book.

not.a.clever.name

]]> 39:372494:c4881566 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:26:19 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4881565 @kansasgirl: Not worth it. Ew.

cinemaddict

]]> 39:372494:c4881565 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:26:17 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4881547 I hope to God that the blind item about the unmarried babymama isn't Naomi Watts. I want her and Liev to stay together, regardless of whether or not they tie the knot.

sarah.of.a.lesser.god

]]> 39:372494:c4881547 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:25:54 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4881523 Someone needs to tell OK! that it's not OK! to put Suri and Shiloh on the cover together until 20 years from now when they're lesbian lovers.

I have dizzy spells and weak spells. Why aren't I on the cover of Star? Are my allergies and cold not sexy enough for them? Ohh maybe Katie's allergic to Scientology!

lalaland13

]]> 39:372494:c4881523 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:25:15 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4881524 @esmemurphy: It's just gas. Ugh, I used to hate it when people would say that about my baby. I'd be all thrilled and beaming to see her tiny, tiny grin only to have some killjoy dismiss it as some rank fart.

cinemaddict

]]> 39:372494:c4881524 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:25:15 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4881519 "They're said to make great pets. (Pigs, that is.)"

That made my day. I have no idea why, but it did. Thank you, Dodai.

Begorrah

]]> 39:372494:c4881519 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:25:08 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4881514 Kevin Federline loves the mother of which of his children?

treecut...will cut a beech

]]> 39:372494:c4881514 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:24:59 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4881487 Ok people, I gave up celebrity gossip for Lent. And I thought I would find myself justified once Easter had passed to find out that tons of crazy shit had gone down and I had lots to catch up on. But like you said, NOTHING IS HAPPENING! Britney went on a teevee show (lame!), Kristen Davis was naked 15 years ago (bring a book!), and Katie still looks like death warmed over (big surprise!). Whatevs, at least Midweek Madness is back in my life. I have missed you!

peliroja

]]> 39:372494:c4881487 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:24:12 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4881469 I really hope I'm never a celebrity, because Tara Reid's vaca sounds a lot like mine.

All Pro Tight End

]]> 39:372494:c4881469 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:23:32 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4881443 No wonder Katie is fainting from her f*cking headaches. Tom won't let her take medicine. He's probably telling her it's because she read a word she didn't understand. Sigh. Scientologists.

cinemaddict

]]> 39:372494:c4881443 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:22:48 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4881408 @kansasgirl: I would imagine it looks something like this: [seriouslyomg.com]

DorothyZbornak

]]> 39:372494:c4881408 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:21:27 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4881404 @ThisIsWhy: Thank you! He is the new addition to the Rhody household. We love him so very much...

Rhody

]]> 39:372494:c4881404 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:21:21 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4881373 Now, why'd you have to show my ovaries that picture of Shiloh and Suri?

BadenBaden

]]> 39:372494:c4881373 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:20:13 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4881372 @BeAgrestic: Yes! And Michelle Williams could bring Matilda and hang too.

And kudos to Joel for not singing any of his shitty band's songs to the kid at night.

DorothyZbornak

]]> 39:372494:c4881372 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:20:11 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4881370 @BeAgrestic: Yes. But I was also convinced that Katie Holmes was never actually pregnant and Suri was a test tube baby, so I'm not to be trusted.

tell Dolly Parton again

]]> 39:372494:c4881370 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:20:09 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4881347 @eeva: This is all just a giant creepshow, isn't it?

leMaldeTete

]]> 39:372494:c4881347 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:19:30 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4881342 I still think Brett Michaels wears a wig. I bet he just glues it on real tight so it doesn't move.

Anyone want to go on Rock of Love 3 as an undercover agent, get Brett into bed and whip that doo-rag off his head? Please? I'm dying to see what's under there.

kansasgirl

]]> 39:372494:c4881342 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:19:20 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4881314 Oh wow, that OK cover is creeeeeepy. Both the image itself and the very idea that someone photoshopped two unconnected toddlers together for the cover of a national magazine.

Eeva

]]> 39:372494:c4881314 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:18:29 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4881308 I would wear that fur-sleeved shirt with those shoes Audrina wore in her topless pics. Hottttt.

leMaldeTete

]]> 39:372494:c4881308 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:18:17 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4881306 Fungus green with Oscar the grouch sleeves AND shows nipples? I had no idea a shirt so fug even existed.

Pinkosaurus

]]> 39:372494:c4881306 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:18:15 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4881300 I love the tabloid roundup. It saves me so much time and money.

beeble aka 'sugartits'

]]> 39:372494:c4881300 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:18:06 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4881293 Oh, and the reason Nicole lost the baby weight, Life & Style, is that the BABY WAS BORN.

GTCosita

]]> 39:372494:c4881293 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:17:54 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4881290 @Rhody: That is an adorable little kitteh!

ThisIsWhy...

]]> 39:372494:c4881290 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:17:39 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4881283 I call bullshit on Nicole Richie's baby always laughing. How old is that kid? And in the morning she's always smiling? So I guess the kid is suddenly like 2 years old and sleeping through the night. I mean isn't this baby like 2 months old or something? Also, people care about what the cast of Sex in the City girls do? Although I am very interested in the bit about Kristy Joe's claim that Bret Michaels doesn't wear a wig. I'm going to call bullshit on that one, too.

esmemurphy

]]> 39:372494:c4881283 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:17:23 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4881282 Joel Madden sings Nirvana and Radiohead to Harlow, but not Good Charlotte? Wow, even he knows his band sucks.

"This house used to belong to The Undertaker" is a sentence I really, really, wish I could say at a dinner party. Jealous.

hatepaperdoll

]]> 39:372494:c4881282 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:17:19 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4881275 @Hamsterpants: *applause*
here here

ineffable.me

]]> 39:372494:c4881275 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:17:11 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4881268 Zivah spent her vacation in [most recent vacation spot] drinking morning noon and night, then was seen at the airport bar and also had a cocktail on the plane home.

Ah, the poor celebrities.

zivah

]]> 39:372494:c4881268 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:16:56 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4881263 Am I alone in thinking that jake and Reese might be for realsies?

My brain would short out if Reese and the kiddies decided to join the Gyllenhaal's on Martha's Vineyard this summer.

BeAgrestic

]]> 39:372494:c4881263 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:16:50 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4881248 You should have warned us about Fig. 1. MY EYES, MY EYES!

GTCosita

]]> 39:372494:c4881248 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:16:30 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4881240 Britney is not a good girl, are we back in 1999?

mepo

]]> 39:372494:c4881240 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:16:13 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4881231 I wish there was a little machine attached to me that recorded my thoughts when I read Midweek Madness, because I inevitably forget everything by the time I get to the end. I think it would go something like this:

Ugh, I hate Paris Hilton...didn't George Clooney have a pig?...Shiloh has the same birthday as Mr Rhody...why do I remember that?....I want to go skinny dipping and make sex noises....etc.

Rhody

]]> 39:372494:c4881231 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:15:58 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4881225 I have a major soft spot for GyllenSpoon...

stacyinbean

]]> 39:372494:c4881225 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:15:45 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4881221 Okay. Heidi. Are you completely delusional?! ...wait, don't answer that.

I cry when I see Xtina in full makeup too, son.

NOM NOM Suri and Shiloh cheeks! Cuuuuuuuute!

hellodarling! (KΔ)

]]> 39:372494:c4881221 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:15:39 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4881216 Carrie Underwood gives me narcolepsy.

TurangaLeela

]]> 39:372494:c4881216 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:15:25 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4881202 They might get married on a plane,
They might get married on a train,
But they will not serve green eggs and ham,
They will not serve them,
Sam, I am

DorothyZbornak

]]> 39:372494:c4881202 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:15:02 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4881197 Must be kind of a bitch to fry up bacon there, Kim Cattrall.

TheUptightMidwesterner

]]> 39:372494:c4881197 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:14:55 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4881165 wow... yeah,that shirt really is ugly.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction

]]> 39:372494:c4881165 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:14:02 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4881166 TARA REID DRINKS?
omg
my world just came tumbling down.

ineffable.me

]]> 39:372494:c4881166 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:14:02 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4881140 The only tots I find influential are tater.

Hamsterpants

]]> 39:372494:c4881140 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:13:22 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4881139 I am happy with how Nicole has seemed to have cleaned up her act, but why does she still look so dead behind the eyes?

TurangaLeela

]]> 39:372494:c4881139 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:13:20 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4881112 Quick somebody! Get those thetans off of Katie before they swallow her soul! Oh wait, she's already married to Tom Cruise. Too late.

Xavoc

]]> 39:372494:c4881112 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:12:13 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4881110 I have been waiting for this ALL WEEK (i.e. since last week's). Thank you! And now I'm actually going to read it.

hellodarling! (KΔ)

]]> 39:372494:c4881110 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:12:11 EDT <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit]]> http://jezebel.com/372494/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-collapses-gyllenspoons-in-love-the-wedding-of-the-century-is-probably-bullshit#c4881075 Shiloh and Suri look like they'll be hell on wheels -- the Pixie and Peaches Geldof of their generation.

brendastarlet

]]> 39:372494:c4881075 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:10:58 EDT