Usher Keeps A Short Leash - Jezebel Comments

Usher Keeps A Short Leash

athieno — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 00:45:57 EDT

oh fuck. seriously.

i'm gone.

athieno

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BlondeGrlz is having a BlondeBoyz! — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:19:03 EDT

@rosasparks: My dad's name is Biff.

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rosasparks — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 20:09:24 EDT

My first real pet was a Schnauzer named Biff. He RULED. I got him on my birthday. Back to the Future was our movie. Hence, the world's cutes Schnauzer puppy named Biff. God, I miss Biff. SIGH.

PS I all of a sudden really like Usher now.

rosasparks

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BlondeGrlz is having a BlondeBoyz! — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 19:49:44 EDT

@BAngieB: The black guy, duh.

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saralegal21 — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 19:00:55 EDT

I love da schnauzer puppies! Their bushy eyebrows and fu man chus! Wuvs!

saralegal21

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BAngieB — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 18:58:08 EDT

I wonder who Usher is voting for in November?

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SBJ — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 18:46:03 EDT

YAH! Puppeh!

SBJ

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FourInchHeels — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 18:21:30 EDT

I know it's because I'm not a big dog person, but it looks like someone took a normal dog and then squeezed it from the sides. And the squished result is what Usher is cruisin down the street with.

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jenndavo — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:42:49 EDT

@jenndavo: Not tattoos, but the celebrity club. Such as.

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jenndavo — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:41:14 EDT

@erin: It's like Skull & Bones, but for pussies.

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stacyinbean — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:39:04 EDT

@erin: lol. My bff got one in college. She was scared to get anything bigger!

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stacyinbean — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:38:37 EDT

@VegasDarling: Definitely a standard. The mini wouldn't be above your knee!

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no no bad choice — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:35:37 EDT

Can anyone explain the teensy-weensy star tattoos? Is there a club we don't know about? Someone post a memo to celebz re: tattoos on the hands start to look like hell real fast, and kinda make you look like a grizzled carnie.

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brookidy — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:35:19 EDT

He looks a little pissed, like, "Damn, where's my dog walker? I ain't touching poop, no way".

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dcdulce — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:33:01 EDT

when is he coming out?

dcdulce

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dashenbka — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:31:27 EDT

aw, his pup is sofa king cute

dashenbka

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dummyfakeroller — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:31:20 EDT

I want that dog. I'm speaking of the schnauzer.

dummyfakeroller

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TriedandTrue — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:28:37 EDT

what does his sweatshirt say?

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myrtlebeachbum — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:27:40 EDT

The one on the short leash always has to go put someone else on a short leash.

Let's stop this viscious cycle already.

myrtlebeachbum

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Snowbunny — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:27:15 EDT

Both of them look fierce.

Snowbunny

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TriedandTrue — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:26:26 EDT

@jenndavo: I was JUST going to say that about the dog's body language!!!

After seeing Usher in those Macy's ads with Martha Stewart - I understand where the gay rumors came from with him

TriedandTrue

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leMaldeTete — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:25:15 EDT

I call my cats schnauzahs. I don't know why exactly, but it's satisfying to say and representative of so much CUTE.

leMaldeTete

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VegasDarling — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:21:41 EDT

Awwwww!! I want teh puppeh! I am right in thinking that is a standard schnauzer, not mini? Or do they get that big?

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olivia2.0 — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:21:21 EDT

Love the dog. Also, check out those hot FUCKING DYKES in the background! (When I wear my boyfriends cargo shorts he yells at me, but i wear them anyway, b/c i like them, and i don't care if i dress like a lady-lover!)

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BlondeGrlz is having a BlondeBoyz! — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:17:17 EDT

That is NOT the dog I expected to see when I scrolled down. Adorablez.

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jenndavo — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:16:36 EDT

I like the "Do Not Want" body language from the dog. I imagine it talking like a 13-year-old reader of Tiger Beat: "ZOMG, Ush, you are so, like, five YEARS ago. I'm totes into Justin T. now, kthxbye."

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bananaballs — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:15:35 EDT

he looks pretty hot, there. i'm pretty horny right now, though, so who knows how i really feel.

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STICKSnSCONES — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:14:41 EDT

Usher is ON a short leash.

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stacyinbean — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:14:36 EDT

schnauzer!!!! Y'all are gonna see my pup Joey in the first pets, he was a mini schnauz, NICEST puppies ever!

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