<![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> I have those exact same GAP pants. I'm not wearing them right now...but...yeah...

Maulleigh

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> @Le Kangourou de Kataroo is reading this sexy blog.: Except that she loves it. Sad

goodcheapfun

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> she bugs me so much. i'm in high school, and my friends are obsessed. there should be an age limit on who can listen to her music, preferably age 10 and under.

PeanutButter

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> @Lady Skittlehattington: what happens if you OD??

gold_gato

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> @PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA: Exactly.

amandahugnkiss

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> she is so next on the famewhore trainwreck brigade. and i caught 5 minutes of her terrible show. it's 5 minutes i can't get back ever. I admit to liking that song but I bet she couldn't sing it live in front of me. in other words, she's britney

bess marvin, girl detective

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> @lisas: Me too. I think she looks fine. I have a teenage cousin who is tall and thin like Miley. However, talking about her sex-ife choices on TV was a bad idea, something she may look back on and cringe at.

beatrice3000

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> @PopCultureSavant:
I was so going to make a reference to that South Park episode! Which still kind of disturbs me, and I hope Britney's people keep her away from it, lest she get any ideas.

dictator4life1

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> I'm not participating in the destruction of another young woman just to satisfy the braying paps. I could just quietly never click on another picture of M.C., but boycotts are better if your reasons are understood. Love Jezebel, enjoy Snap Judgements, but going after under-18s is gross.

lisas

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> @zivah: Lol, no. For me it was just a very teenage thing - I ALWAYS had one around my wrist. I think I got the idea from Tori Amos. Anyway, it came out years later that my mom hated it. But she's so nonjudgmental, wouldn't occur to her to tell me to take it off.

I still, occassionally, wear one around my finger, like a ring, if I know I'm going to need it.

BadenBaden

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> @tallyhoe: LOL, was coming here to post that. Well played.

FLegion

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> @Style Queen: Yes, look at all that "baby weight", chubbster really.

@hatepaperdoll: You are not a Disney star unless you sing. and dance. and are repressed but sexual at the same time.

@zivah: it will only be fashion horror if you are snapping it really hard every time you want to eat something.

@amandahugnkiss: Brittney was also saving herself and well we all know that story.

PICKLES

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> @treecut: "Red Asphalt" and "Highway of Agony" here. And they're always produced by the Ohio Dept. of Transportation and Hwy. Patrol. Who knew life was so cheap in Ohio?

Hamsterpants

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> Truthfully, I haven't OD on them yet, but they are yummy.

FairhairedOptimist

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> Maybe if we melted the Viactiv chocolate into sauce, then poured it over ice cream, we'd REALLY have a calcium supplement then!

FairhairedOptimist

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> @FairhairedOptimist: Oh, be careful. You can OD on certain vitamins. Iron, B6, etc.

Lady Skittlehattington

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> @hortense: They taste really good, I don't think I'm supposed to eat the whole damn box in one sitting! I think I'm good on calcium supplements until, um, Halloween.

FairhairedOptimist

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> @Style Queen: it's all just so predictable.

Style Queen

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> @hortense: Aww, kind of like Flinstones for adults! I need to get some of those because even though I try to get plenty of calcium and all that, my doc says I need to be very proactive since my mamaw's osteoporosis was so bad, she looked like she had a hump on her back.

DorothyZbornak

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> @MsDirector: Well I suppose a congratulations is in order to all those who've slept with the director/producer. : P

feathernotdot

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> @MsDirector: thanks, doll. And you'll always have a starring role in my heart!

TheGuvnah

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> My abuela would be all up in my grill with a flip flop if my posture was that ridiculous.

nicebrownboy

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> @treecut: There, there. You're alright!

Skinny Bone Jones

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> @hortense:I feel that. I have gotten into those gummy bear calcium things that they have at Trader Joe's... good for the bones... terrible on the teeth...they're intended for little kids, so I'm supposed to eat, like, half the bottle at a time to get my reccomended dosage, right?

Ms T. Pointy-Winkelstein

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> Can we blame Disney? Brit, Lilo, Miley... all disney creations. and then there's the bridal line, which I had nightmares about, not to mention the nearly embedded prince charming expectations they placed in my brain as a child. SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING.

Colleen07

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> I remember walking like that as a teen. The memories are hazy but I recall that it was empowering in my young stoned mind. That posture seperates you from everyone else. You are cool and laidback, unlike the uptight losers you that surround you. The back and shoulder pain come years later.

SouthernComfort

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> @NefariousNewt: Did anyone else have to watch the "Danger Zone" bus safety movie as a kid? That movie fucking traumatized me for life.

treecut...will cut a beech

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> @TheGuvnah: I was just curious and clicked on my name to see if I could see how many comments I've made, and I realized that PEOPLE HAVE BEEN LEAVING ME MESSAGES! I didn't even know you could do that. I am such a technological failure.

treecut...will cut a beech

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> @MsPointy: It also helps that Viactiv mint chocolate chews are like delicious candy vitamins. Mmm....calcium supplement...

hortense

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> @blondegrlz: I came in here to say exactly that and I snarfed on my coffee when I saw you'd beaten me to it.

Well played.

Also when I was 15 I had my hair in my face all the time, never stood up straight, and I had the metabolism of a hummingbird. I can't hate on M-Cy for this.

I also can't believe I'm posting in this thread. I can't care about her.

tscheese

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> @feathernotdot: I think it means we've finally hit the big-time. If only I had slept with a producer earlier! Oh, how I have waited for this day! A star on my dressing-room door is all I ever wanted!

MsDirector

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> I agree that she's really thin because she's 15. She's also ALWAYS working, between the concerts and the show and the running around giving the peace sign to photographers. I think she kind of signed herself up for a troubled future when she told Barbara Walters she was saving herself for marriage. "South Park" is so prophetic.

amandahugnkiss

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> @hortense: Phew. Congrats on kicking that ED's butt. I hope you're pleasantly surprised next time your bones are quizzed on their denseness.

I'm glad bone density is improvable- I wasn't sure if it was like tooth enamel, which sadly never grows back.

Ms T. Pointy-Winkelstein

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> @BeAgrestic: Right up there with those bloody movies they showed in Driver's Ed. class.

NefariousNewt

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> @blondegrlz: nah, as soon as I illegally downloaded that remix, went and bought and the new She and Him cd. I like to think that doing that set things right in terms of my music cred.

Also, Zooey Deschanel is fucking awesome!

BeAgrestic

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> @eeva: @Le Kangourou de Kataroo is reading this sexy blog.:
Just cuz she's 15 doesn't mean she doesn't know how to manipulate the media to promote her "brand"


SarahBoBara

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> @MsDirector: BTW, what does the star mean? I've been gone for what, one week and already so much has changed.

feathernotdot

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> @tallyhoe: Love love love it.

zivah

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> @MsPointy: I've always read that lifting weights/building muscle tone helps prevent osteoporosis (sp?) by building bone density.

feathernotdot

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> @BadenBaden: I have a rubber band on my wrist right now! Am I creating fashion horror?

zivah

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> @blondegrlz: That was creepy. Mom? Is that you?

Skinny Bone Jones

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> @TheGuvnah: We were talking about it on another thread. There are alot of new ones. I really think the star is about how we all kind of gave it to this jerky commenter, rsr something or other, yesterday - sort of like a citizen's arrest. But I could be wrong.

badmutha

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> @BeAgrestic: Bahahaha...wait, you're not going to blame me are you?

BlondeGrlz

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> @Rhody: Lesson learned, I hope.

Ms T. Pointy-Winkelstein

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> @MsPointy: Well I haven't had a dexa scan since I was diagnosed 5 years ago, and in that time I've kicked the eating disorder, which is a big help. You can repair your bone density until around 30, I think, so my spine might actually be in better shape these days.

And yes: weight bearing exercise (for me, running), and making sure you get enough calcium helps. When I was sick, I lost my period for a year, so that's why my bones suffered. Maintaining a healthy weight is really crucial for bone health.

hortense

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> @TheGuvnah: You'll always have a star in my heart.

::winks flirtatiously::

MsDirector

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> Man, I'm sick of this babe.

And get your hair out of your eyes, sweetheart. You look like a sheepdog.

Hamsterpants

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> @NefariousNewt: those posters were TERRIBLE! Effective, but terrible.

BeAgrestic

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> @MsPointy: Oh! I get it now. I am so bad at crushing the human spirit.

Rhody

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> @TheGuvnah: Ugh my bangs have grown out to be almost that long. It's driving me crazy. But I only own office scissors. And I don't have a particularly steady hand. To trim or not to trim, that is the question...

Ms T. Pointy-Winkelstein

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> @Style Queen: of course! how could i forget?

PopCultureSavant

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> @PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA: I say around 18, Lindsay style.
All of those Family Channel sitcom type shows terrify me. They all seem so manic and crashingly unfunny. And why, god, why does everyone sing?


hatepaperdoll

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> @eeva: agreed. I'm surprised her parents are letting her get this much paparazzi attention- Mr. Achy Breaky is super protective of Miley.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> @TheGuvnah: and for the love of the motherfucking goddess why don't I have a star yet???

TheGuvnah

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> omg those bangs are KILLING ME! KILLING ME! How can she see???

TheGuvnah

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> When I was twelve, much to my horrified embarrassment, my horseback riding trainer yelled at me: "Stick those little titties out!"

It cured my poor posture for fear of a repeat episode.

Just goes to show: everyone needs a badass, foulmouthed coach in his or her life at some point.

zivah

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> @BeAgrestic: They used to have those posters in the nurse's office with a normal spine and a bent one, and the idea that my spine could twist into those shapes was enough to keep be standing up straight, though I tended to slouch in my chair.

NefariousNewt

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> Phase 2: Rachel Zoe as her stylist after she loses 20 lbs of her "baby weight".

Style Queen

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> @BadenBaden: I still do that! I usually don't even notice until I slip a really small one on and my hand goes blue.

Eeva

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> Did Hannah Montana get attacked by Paris' Chihuahua, Tinkerbelle?

FATAL_BIPOLAR_HOTNESS

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> Miley Cyrus? Or Amanda Bynes?

LipstickLibrarian

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> @Rhody: Yeah but if we want to turn her into a total train wreck who sells lots of photos in a few years, we have to start paying way too much attention to her NOW. You know, plant the seeds...

Ms T. Pointy-Winkelstein

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> @SarahBoBara: To quote everyone's mom - she's fifteen, she doesn't know what she wants. Seriously.

Eeva

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> @NefariousNewt: Oh man, when I was little I had the most irrational fear that I was going to get scoliosis. Whenever the school nurse did the annual test, I would freak out and have to be bribed with Candy.

Any former swimmers here? Mine improved drastically after I stopped swimming competitively.

BeAgrestic

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> @JessaFields: jinx!

gold_gato

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> Awww. I used to wear rubberbands on my wrists too. My mom hated that, too.

Also, yay flip flops! It finally feels a bit like spring in NY today and I am fancying a pedicure this weekend.

BadenBaden

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> So now the paps are all over her and how long until she starts to crack? At what point will the pursuit of fame become a burden for poor little Miley? When does this Disney star begin to burn out and act out? Shall we get a pool going?

In related news I do not like her. Do not think she is attractive. Can't stand the show she is on.

PICKLES

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> The only people who care about this girl are tweens, right? She doesn't do anything meant for adults? So, why the paparazzi attention? At least Britney got off the Mickey Mouse Club before she became a target.

Rhody

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> @hortense: Blergh! What do you do about that? Can you like, jump rope or something to improve bone mass? Or is that a page out of my book of made up internet "medicine"?

Ms T. Pointy-Winkelstein

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> It's sunny! Why are you wearing tracky-dacks???

Cuteasabutton

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> Ugh, she looks especially gaunt because of her poor posture. Stand up straight, pretty! Poor posture doesn't turn your too long sweats into high fashion.

Ms T. Pointy-Winkelstein

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> Don't stand like that! You'll get scoliosis!

NefariousNewt

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> At least her lady parts are hidden.

BrutallyHonestBabes

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> She ALWAYS has the worst posture. Ugh it drives me crazy!

blueberrypancake

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> @Le Kangourou de Kataroo is reading this sexy blog.: don't feel sorry for her! She wants the attention.

SarahBoBara

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> I like the bangs, don't care what anyone says.

mocena

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> She is thin, but she's also, you know, 15. I was gaunt until 16 and then my metabolism decided it would take a snooze for... the rest of my life, I guess.

JessaFields

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> I forget she's like 15 or something. I was all knees and elbows at that age. Then: Hello college! Hello hips!

gold_gato

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> awww, she's just being Miley ya'll!

-puts head down on desk-

BeAgrestic

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> i'm tellin ya, she's on her way to celebrity infamy a la lilo!!

step 1: tell everyone how much faith you have and how there's NO WAY you're gonna end up like the rest of hollywood
step 2: alternate between nice red carpet fashions and slouchy/slutty/dated styles for day-to-day. see other pics of her in cowboy boots and short-shorts
step 3: flash the peace sign to the paps
step 4: teenage girl osteoporosis stance

its only a matter of time....and as south park would say, harvest is going to be good this year

PopCultureSavant

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> Also: drink your milk or take your calcium, bitches. And eat, for fuck's sake. I've got the osteopenia in my spine and I'm 27.

hortense

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> Wow! She's tiny. Was it here that I read she was being followed around by all of Britney's old paps? Sigh.

chelotoyou

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> Her bad posture is for Jesus.

tallyhoe

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> My mom used to poke my back and then bitch about how much she was paying for ballet classes and I better not end up with horrible posture... I guess it worked cause to this day I feel my eye twitch when I see someone slouch like that.

BitchIsTheNewBlack

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> You guys would yell at me for my posture too. GAH MOM! Lemme alone!!!

funnyface

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> Holy Boniva, Batman!

hortense

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> I'm turning into my mother, because I want to tell people to stand up straight ALL THE TIME.

Blue Skies, Golden Sunshine

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> She's extremely thin. Gaunt, even.

DoNotStalk

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> Cut your bangs!

@kitschenette: She does look like she's withering away, doesn't she?

serreca

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> She's just laughing!

I feel sorry for her now with all the paparazzi attention.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> @TruculentandUnreliable: My mom would tell me to get my hair out of my face.

treecut...will cut a beech

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> Man, I feel so crap today the sunshine in the pictures is hurting my eyes.

beastybeatsy

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> @kitschenette: I was just thinking the same thing. I didn't realize how tiny she is!

katekate is squared

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> Is she, like, really tall? Is this the beginning of that less Brit, more Hannah thing we've been hearing about, cos I don't want to make stalking a 15 year old a habit here.

cinemaddict

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> she looks super tall and skinny there

wankster

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> Stand up straight! Get your hair out of your face!

I am my mother.

BlondeGrlz

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> I didn't think she was that thin!

kitschenette

]]> <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Assumes "Teenage Girl Osteoporosis" Stance]]> My mom would poke my shoulders and tell me to stand up straight if I were walking around like that. Also, she would offer to hem my pants for me (not that I really have ever owned a pair of pants that were too long).

TruculentandUnreliable

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