<![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes]]> I do not like Demi. I am a Bruce Willis fan. He is a better actor and quite the man as compared to Ashton. He is just a boy. That is my opinion.

Nelle_Yecats

]]> <![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes]]> @SkippingTowardsJaded Lost Her Race Card: Thank you for the Kevin Smith link. I laughed until I cried. Like, I mean, like, that was so fucking, like, hilarious! Why shouldn't one be able to get a camel at 3 a.m. in Minneapolis? It's Prince, the camels should just march toward the horizon till they see his tiny little, boys-sweat-suiting-wearing form in the distance.

panther61

]]> <![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes]]> @adjectives: I saw something on TV about celebrity detoxing spas where the celebs would only drink shakes and have colonics, and all I could imagine was Ben Affleck in a white robe farting, drinking shakes, and having a tube put up his ass.

@SkippingTowardsJaded Lost Her Race Card: Prince and all his unproduced lavish music videos in a vault. "What, when the world ends we got entertainment stored up?"

Is it weird that the only role I've liked Demi Moore in was as the voice of the sexy scam artist in Beavis and Butthead Do America?

beatrice3000

]]> <![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes]]> What a moron. "Demi-wit" as I call her. Love when Letterman looks at the photo of Demi & her 3 unfortunate looking daughters in some lavish Vogue spread & can only muster "Cute."

shunguy007

]]> <![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes]]> Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman said that leeching was not an acceptable medical practice, and I believe everything that show said. However, in the wake of Ashton's new reality show, I can't help but think anything having to do with their family is a prank.

dontdrinkthehaterade

]]> <![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes]]> @BlueMorpho: As my mother always says, some people have more money then sense.

Well that explains the last decade of Oprah shows.

@LuckyEmmie: PREACH@

petuniacat: I tried to explain to her that it was most likely a chemical reaction of some sort. Put them in water without feet. Watch water turn brown. ZUUHHH???

Kali Mama

]]> <![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes]]> @DontFearTheReaper:
Exactly dude! I'm so not interested in this thread but had to reply after you called her out. People all over the blogs are falling for this AGAIN!?

rantersparadise

]]> <![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes]]> @ThisIsWhy: Totally, you can see she's joking in her eyes.

mepo

]]> <![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes]]> You guys know that her hubby is punking the media right?

DontFearTheReaper

]]> <![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes]]> @Cookie Guggleman: Oh, c'mon, at least give her credit for coming out of her coffin for the Letterman show.

Elisheva

]]> <![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes]]> Demi's doctor must be Theodoric of York: Medieval Barber.

Cookie Guggleman

]]> <![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes]]> once again another celeb has found a wonderful way to waste money. thanks demi.
love the people from new orleans

goonsquad

]]> <![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes]]> @aubonpam: Hee! I'm a sucker for awesome olde tyme-y words.

Couldn't she just call them "agents" like everyone else? Ba dum bum.

andBegorrah

]]> <![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes]]> @ceejeemcbeegee (just debatin' not hatin'): ...and then proceeded to bitch about how there aren't any good roles for women over the age of 40. all the leeches in the world won't make us forget that.

rednrowdy

]]> <![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes]]> Oh, Demi! You'll say anything to make us forget you had $500k in plastic surgery.

ceejeemcbeegee

]]> <![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes]]> She forgot to mention that after the leeches they sacrificed a virgin at dawn. I mean if that doesn't stop the aging, what will?

waytogeaux

]]> <![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes]]> @SkippingTowardsJaded Lost Her Race Card: I loved the story about the director and the giant robotic spider that ended up in Wild Wild West.

ceejeemcbeegee

]]> <![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes]]> @rowingrowingrowing: Tell me about it. It's so frustrating (sorry in advance for venting about this) because she has this personal trainer who DOES NOT HELP. He had her keep a food journal (she's trying to lose weight) and his only advice was that she should eat more protein in the morning. He didn't give her any advice on label reading, portion size, or any other common-sense topics (and I know for a fact that she doesn't understand portion size or know much about very basic nutrition). Of course, the gym sells protein powder, which is why he told her to get more of that. And she accepts this advice from him without batting an eyelash. I've suggested to her that she go see a real nutritionist, and I think she might (insurance will pay for it). Arrrgh. I share your frustration with regards to health "miracles" that defy common sense.

petuniacat

]]> <![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes]]> She's kooky. But funny. No harm.

Algren

]]> <![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes]]> @petuniacat: Oh my. Now THERE is some science for you!

rowingrowingrowing

]]> <![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes]]> This is a Pop Fiction thing, right?

ThisIsWhy...

]]> <![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes]]> @rowingrowingrowing: Exactly. I tried to explain to her that it was most likely a chemical reaction of some sort. She finally admitted that maybe it was a scam - but still plans to use it in case it works.

She also believes that certain potions relieve cellulite, and that organic foods are metabolized differently by the body, and when you eat them, you don't gain as much weight as if you'd eaten say, a non-organic apple.

petuniacat

]]> <![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes]]> I think we all forget that the reason she and Bruce were so great together in the first place is that they are both complete and utter whackadoo looney tunes.

Welcome back to the limelight, Demi, you crazy nut!

Centaurea

]]> <![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes]]> @petuniacat: Oh, jesus christ,don't get me starting on the freaking Kinoki foot pads or ionic foot baths. Hello! People! vinegar + salt+ oxygen = a brown foot pad. You CAN NOT exude shit through the soles of your feet. Not heavy metals, lymphatic fluid, cellulite, household toxins, or any of the other shit they claim is magically "drawn out" though your feet. Fuck. Why does this bother me so much?

As for Demi, I have a little detox idea for her: quit smoking cigarettes.

rowingrowingrowing

]]> <![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes]]> I'm bringing the phrase "hogwash" back just for stuff like this. Also, "poppycock."

aubonpam

]]> <![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes]]> @LuckyEmmie: Livers and kidneys are not sexy.

Skipping Toward Jaded

]]> <![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes]]> @adjectives: It's not just celebrities. I have a friend who's all into wackadoo detox treatments. She just showed me some detox food pads she bought online [www.gaiam.com] The claim is that you stick them to the bottoms of your feet before you go to bed, and that they will "help absorb toxins, stimulate circulation, fight fatigue, increase metabolism and repair a compromised immune system."

Clearly, I'm a skeptic. Oh, and someone is making a lot of money off this shit - the foot pads cost $35 for a box of 10, and you're supposed to wear one on one foot each night for at least 30 days. According to my calculations, that comes out to $105 - for what amounts to glorified panty liners.

petuniacat

]]> <![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes]]> Dear Every Celebrity Ever,

Any procedure, pill, cleanse, or whatever that is marketed to "detoxify" you is merely a euphemism for "separate you from your money." Our livers and kidneys do a great job of processing our blood and urine to remove anything that's not supposed to be there. You do not need a colonic to clean out the "plaques and buildup" from your colon: fiber and a strong laxative will do the trick in no time. It's all a scam, folks! Brush up on your basic anatomy and learn that, much like the vagina, the BODY is a self-cleaning oven. That's what evolution is for, bitches!

Love,
LuckyEmmie

LuckyEmmie

]]> <![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes]]> @Lady Skittlehattington, President of the National Marshmall...: "NOW a warning!?"

ejjakid6

]]> <![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes]]> Memo to Demi.......You are C.R.A.Z.Y.

BeachLover420

]]> <![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes]]> If you're going to admit doing stupid shit like this, why not just fess up on the plastic surgery?

sexydecoy

]]> <![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes]]> @BlueMorpho: No, they already own houses on lakes in Minnesota and Michigan.

Xavoc

]]> <![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes]]> @SkippingTowardsJaded Lost Her Race Card: Kevin Smith was amazing about the Prince thing. He's the kind of celebrity i LOVE because he tells it like it is.

ArtfulSlinger

]]> <![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes]]> @ejjakid6: That is one of my favorite movies and her ex is in it also. I love how they had to use duct tape to keep themselves together at the end.

Skipping Toward Jaded

]]> <![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes]]> @ejjakid6: There's a hole in my stomach!

Lady Skittlehattington

]]> <![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes]]> @BlueMorpho: I'd invest.

zivah

]]> <![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes]]> Anyone seen "Death Becomes Her?" That is SO Demi Moore.
In 100 years, her limbs will fall off and her face will melt, but she'll still have a fabulous body.

ejjakid6

]]> <![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes]]> As my mother always says, some people have more money then sense.

Leeches do have some legit medical uses, but they won't magically purify your blood. Your blood is not stagnant, it renews itself very quickly, otherwise people who give blood would quickly become bloodless husks. Plus the blood thinners released by leeches aren't going to stick around for very long. Mosquitoes secrete blood thinners too, it just makes the blood in one area a bit runnier. Should I set up a mosquito bite clinic to fool rich people?

BlueMorpho

]]> <![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes]]> *quack quack* she'd have a medical degree in ancient times, if she didn't have a vadge natch.

nodoubt9203 [אִיזָבֶל]

]]> <![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes]]> @westendgirl: @vexatious: ha ha ha

The wit here is RIDICULOUS. Y'all are fabulous.

zivah

]]> <![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes]]> What next? Her cooter will develop magical healing properties and she'll begin consuming her moon blood after painting it on flatbread?

Maybe she'll turn to phrenology next.

Xavoc

]]> <![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes]]> @leMaldeTete: ha ha ha

zivah

]]> <![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes]]> @Her_royal_Highness: Yes, as long as there's the "enzymes", ha. I'm going to invent some wackadoo procedure for wealthy people to spend their crazy amounts of excessive cash on. I wouldn't even want to know how much she spent to travel to Austria, and then pay for this ridiculous medieval leech therapy.

tallyhoe

]]> <![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes]]> when asked why she had only recently begun her practice of theraputic phlebotomy via leeches demi responded by saying 'well i used to think veins and arteries were filled with air.'

tetracycloide

]]> <![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes]]> @nellicat: Here is a site that has the transcript of what Kevin says. [prince.org] Prince is in his own little world.

@scarletvirtue: 'It's 3 in the morning in Minnesota. I really need a camel."

Skipping Toward Jaded

]]> <![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes]]> Highly trained medical leeches... yeeaahhh.... Is it just me, but weren't "medical leeches" rules out in like 1842?

marvel girl

]]> <![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes]]> @vexatious: Ha!

nellicat

]]> <![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes]]> @tallyhoe: apparently its all about the enzymes the little suckers release.

But heck...after donating blood, I feel rejuvenated.

Her_royal_Highness

]]> <![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes]]> And at night she rises from the grave to "purify the blood" of others.

Lady Skittlehattington

]]> <![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes]]> @leMaldeTete: You saucy minx. ♥

♥ dosido ☮

]]> <![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes]]> Uhhh . . . what? If she wants an enzyme that will prevent blood-clotting she just ought to go to a hospital and get a shot there. Having leeches suck your blood has the same effect as being eaten alive by mosquitoes: prevention of scabbing/blood-clot/healing and no cleansing whatsoever. Lots of itching, though, I think.

Elisheva

]]> <![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes]]> It's not plastic surgery...her Four Humors are simply in perfect balance.

vexatious

]]> <![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes]]> @SkippingTowardsJaded Lost Her Race Card: I loved that DVD, and since watching it, whenever I see Prince, I just think - "you shop at the boys section of Nordstrom!"

scarletvirtue - plays well with scissors

]]> <![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes]]> @tallyhoe: ah, i see you already said it. thanks.

spectatertot

]]> <![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes]]> Proof that despite their assurances, celebrities are NOT "just like us".

GoldHoops

]]> <![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes]]> I don't mean to be a preachy bitch, but my first thought was all that good ole Demi Moore blood could be, you know, donated to help someone who really needs it.

spectatertot

]]> <![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes]]> Why doesn't she just walk her ass down to the goddam Red Cross and donate a pint? Gawd, the f*cking rich.

tallyhoe

]]> <![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes]]> @SkippingTowardsJaded Lost Her Race Card: What's the story about Prince?

nellicat

]]> <![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes]]> 16th century medicine FTW

ilikenoise

]]> <![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes]]> @leMaldeTete: well played.

nellicat

]]> <![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes]]> Freak!

Just kidding...whatever floats your boat...or sucks your blood.

BrooklynBeats

]]> <![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes]]> Sometimes her lack of a high school educations bleeds through just a little bit.

♥ dosido ☮

]]> <![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes]]> Dude - I don't care how crazy she is - bitch looks good and STILL gets to have sex with 20 year olds (or 15 year olds - I forget how old Ashton Kutcher is)

feminatheism

]]> <![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes]]> @Artful Slinger: I think she's trying to maintain looking the way she does until her and Ashton look the same age. Then maybe she'll start to ease up a little.

amandahugnkiss

]]> <![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes]]> that... is the craziest fucking thing I've ever heard.

mummyslilhelper

]]> <![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes]]> "Detoxified" is not exactly how I would describe her in that clip.....

searched.and.seized

]]> <![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes]]> False alarm: it's just Rumer.

westendgirl

]]> <![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes]]> This bitch will do anything her gurus and experts say so she doesn't end up looking like she did 15 years ago. While she looks great, she doesn't look like Demi Moore.

ArtfulSlinger

]]> <![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes]]> Did no one tell her that's what kidneys are for? Unless she has kidney failure, or is into something freaky...she probably doesn't need the leeches.

mstk

]]> <![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes]]> Is her belly button really hairless? I feel depressed. Damn you, black Irish/Italian heritage.

Archetype

]]> <![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes]]> Is it a given that when you become famous you must lose touch with anything resembling reality?

I just watched An Evening with Kevin Smith and the story he tells about Prince is mindblowing.

Skipping Toward Jaded

]]> <![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes]]> @braak: CotD!

badmutha

]]> <![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes]]> @Boredinacubicle: surgery (can't forget the y)

Boredinacubicle

]]> <![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes]]> Leeches? I knew Demi was old, but not THAT old.

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes]]> what's with celebrities having to cleanse themselves all the time? are they so much more polluted than the rest of us, that they need to attach parasites to themselves, or drink cayenne pepper and maple syrup concoctions for weeks on end?

i can't tell if its the life style that drives them crazy or crazy shit like this. i would probably vomit if someone even suggested leeching my bellybutton. and then have nightmares for the rest of my life.

adjectives

]]> <![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes]]> Leeches? Is that the new slang for excessive plastic surger?

Boredinacubicle

]]> <![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes]]> @braak: I know, she looks amazing for her Age doesn't she?

leMaldeTete

]]> <![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes]]> @braak: Quick, someone tie a rock to her and throw her in the lake to see if she floats!

BlondeGrlz

]]> <![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes]]> Wow ... does she bathe in the blood of virgins, too?

mishacat

]]> <![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes]]> @braak: Damn, you beat me to it. WHAT THE FUCK.

LBB

]]> <![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes]]> @braak: Word.

msb2: blue balls machine

]]> <![CDATA[Demi Moore Is Into Bloodsuckers, Brazilian Waxes]]> Dear Demi Moore:

What are you, from the Middle fucking Ages?

braak

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