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melloe — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 12:25:29 EDT

what is her right arm doing???

melloe

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Cthulhah Bankhead — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 09:03:12 EDT

The foreshortening of the arm is the creepiest part.

Cthulhah Bankhead

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ValerieM — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 06:49:11 EDT

I loathe Beyonce in general. So this picture pleases me. But, wow. That is horrible.

ValerieM

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Scout 2.0 — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 21:34:40 EDT

Someone needs to get fired. And their boss too.

Scout 2.0

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SleeplessNights — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 20:29:16 EDT

@westvillagegirl:

She is mad because her mom keeps making her wear those ugly assed clothes.

SleeplessNights

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Dogtanian — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 19:57:40 EDT

@hamburgerhotdog: He wouldn't be hynotised by it, that's for sure.

In other news: frowning does not equal fierce.

Dogtanian

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Ptarmigan — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 19:12:40 EDT

Do you remember when Maya Rudolph would do her Donatella Versace impression? [review.ucsc.edu]

Ptarmigan

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Neopatra — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 18:58:30 EDT

It looks like somebody ate a fashion magazine, and barfed it back up on the page. Somebody actually paid good money for this digital vomitus, and a glossy like Allure let it go to press?
And I can't find a job as a print designer.
I want to leave the planet.

Neopatra

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clarevoyance — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 18:35:05 EDT

The slogan SHOULD read:
Dereon - where the tranny pout and the bitchface meet.

clarevoyance

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Madala — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 18:16:10 EDT

It looks like the Fight Club poster kinda. I guess that was on purpose.

Madala

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brandnewkey — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 17:58:30 EDT

dear beyonce and fam,
don't be turning a fleur de lis upside down and using it as your logo.
love,
brandnewkey
ps. turn that frown upside down too

brandnewkey

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ilovejohnnythunders — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 17:40:32 EDT

She's trying to be edgy and fresh like Rihanna or something. FAIL

ilovejohnnythunders

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bombaxstar — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 17:11:55 EDT

@YourDoctrinaire: That's what I thought...but I just looked at their site, and while it's still a plus-sized store, the Hot Topic part? Not so much. Hm.

bombaxstar

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LJ — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 16:46:39 EDT

Her left arm has been scaled down too much, and she looks like a drag queen.
Either that or like shes going to KILL someone.

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Auffed_By_Heidi — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 16:36:34 EDT

That tiara (if you can even call it that...more like the Burger King crown repurposed by a 5 year old girl) was put on her head via photoshop, right? That cant actually be part of the picture...

Auffed_By_Heidi

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mermaidshoes — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 16:24:46 EDT

@stuntfrau: just what i was thinking. i think the line is named after her grandmother. granny fanny would have been a way cooler name.

mermaidshoes

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tmmkitten — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 16:18:50 EDT

i saw this and its photshopped mess, and seriously thought it was a SNL like joke.

tmmkitten

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hellodarling! — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 16:14:50 EDT

All I can say is... the hell they'd do to her!?

Though maybe this crappy photo is karma for her being all "oh, I'm sooooo ghetto fabulous." Girl, you are from River Oaks, Houston, one of the richest neighborhoods in the country. Get off me.*

*I'm a little bitter. I can't stand her for this.

hellodarling!

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Finstergirl — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 16:12:55 EDT

@Beigebaby: last time I saw an arm that bent like that...it was broken.

And how can she frown like that without a SINGLE frown line.

Do not want.

Finstergirl

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lanouvelleprive — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 16:00:23 EDT

Not Beyonce? Although I have thought something about her looks different lately - I totally think she had a nose job, a very subtle one.

lanouvelleprive

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YourDoctrinaire — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:59:38 EDT

Wait...isn't Torris a 'big girl' store? I thought it was the plus-sized Hot Topic. Is B making clothes for plus-sized ladies?

YourDoctrinaire

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mllej — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:50:41 EDT

She looks like New York.

mllej

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Tits.McGee — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:48:14 EDT

Man, I loved Trantasia. I was rooting for Erica Andrews, though... periodontitis-stricken Mimi Marks shouldn't have won, in my opinion.

Tits.McGee

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stuntfrau — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:47:48 EDT

You say House of Dereon, I say House of Derriere. Tomato. Tomato.

(It's kind of like how you say "ax" and I say "ask".)

stuntfrau

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mepo — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:35:31 EDT

I thought it was yer one off Dirty Sexy Money

mepo

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SBJ — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:31:40 EDT

Is this her myspace face?

SBJ

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O-RLY — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:30:30 EDT

is that even beyonce? Maybe its like a cousin or something..

O-RLY

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mercymercyme — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:27:59 EDT

I think it's the frowny expression plus the really dark, exaggerated eye makeup; even though there's no shadow on the bridge of her nose, these two things make her look like she has a pronounced brow-ridge.

Yeah, I think it's mostly the eyes. She looks a little thuggish, and hence, dudelier. Or, dudelier, and hence thuggish. Can't tell.

mercymercyme

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OhKermie — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:25:10 EDT

is her elbow on backwards??

OhKermie

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sequined — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:23:56 EDT

Maybe Beyonce didn't want to look like herself while shilling this shit. Just a thought.

sequined

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hatepaperdoll — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:23:55 EDT

Like a drag queen shopping in the formalwear department at Sears.

And what is with the background?

"Hmmm, I don't think this shot is busy enough...I know, Jukebox!"

hatepaperdoll

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ladeedah — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:21:58 EDT

@glamzonhobbitfeet: I just watched some repeats of that "cycle" on VH1 and jeez were they prettier than. And saner. But Nik was pretty boring.

ladeedah

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beckbee — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:21:12 EDT

Eyebrows and lips- for sho.

beckbee

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kimsama — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:20:16 EDT

I think the weight of all that makeup is just pulling her face down.

Beyoncé, your face just called. Soccer practice is over, and it needs you to pick it up.

kimsama

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NefariousNewt — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:20:07 EDT

Who knew Disney created an animatronic Beyonce?

NefariousNewt

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Xavoc — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:18:42 EDT

That is all.

Xavoc

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jenocyde — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:18:40 EDT

@fblady: ha...that's what I thought...Dominique with a couple cycles ago Tyra weave.

jenocyde

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Xavoc — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:17:50 EDT

@rednrowdy: It rubs the lotion on it skin, or else it gets the hose again.

Xavoc

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justhaveacupcake — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:16:35 EDT

Tranny mess. That's all.

justhaveacupcake

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Sassette — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:14:59 EDT

Wait - that's the garment they chose to advertise the line? As in, that's one of the best pieces they've got? Because even from the photo I can tell that's some cheap hot-tranny-mess polyester blend.

I raced past that ad in my new Allure. The color hurt my brain so I just turned the page without even looking.

Sassette

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rednrowdy — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:13:38 EDT

i totally loved 'trantasia'.

@Xavoc: put the lotion in the basket or else you get the hose.

rednrowdy

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ElizaGray — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:12:58 EDT

In the inimitable words of Christian Siriano . . . that is one hot tranny mess.

ElizaGray

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glamzonhobbitfeet — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:09:24 EDT

She looks like Nik the biracial runner up of ANTM cycle whatever when she did the black and white photo shoot with Tyra.

glamzonhobbitfeet

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Xavoc — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:09:12 EDT

Now, look at that photo, imagine tucking yourself back, put on some lipstick in the mirror and say, "Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me." Then dance to Goodbye Horses.

Xavoc

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goodcheapfun — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:08:55 EDT

That look is gangsta princess (i.e. the tiara). She's all about house of dereon bitch.

goodcheapfun

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LahFawnDuh — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:08:32 EDT

That totally doesn't look like her. It's like they purposely 'shopped out the best features of her face. Celebrity clothing lines are like an environmental hazard. Most of that ugly, synthetic garbage will be in landfills 10 years from now. :(

LahFawnDuh

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Xavoc — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:08:09 EDT

@hamburgerhotdog: Mo Money, Mo Problems.

Xavoc

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hamburgerhotdog — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:07:10 EDT

Is there really a store named "Up Against the Wall"? Really? Seriously?

hamburgerhotdog

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hamburgerhotdog — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:06:22 EDT

Where the Sidewalk and the catwalk meet

Biggie Shorty wouldn't approve of this kind of triflin'.

hamburgerhotdog

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coccyx — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:05:38 EDT

Is this an ad for Fight Club?

coccyx

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couponwhore — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:03:55 EDT

It looks like they removed the lips, completely reshaped the chin and jaw, then put the same sized lips right back. Horrendous.

couponwhore

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lisas — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:03:51 EDT

She must have been looking right into the sun or something. She does look very bad-tempered. Bad bad bad bad bad.

lisas

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coccyx — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:03:20 EDT

Is that an ad for Fight Club?

coccyx

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publicknitter — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:03:04 EDT

I think Tyra would say that her "fierce" look should still be pretty and not scary. And then she would give us an example of each and they would both look exactly the same.

publicknitter

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KimberleeJ — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:02:32 EDT

At first, I thought she was adjusting a rearview mirror, not holding out a little purse.

KimberleeJ

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Archetype — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:01:20 EDT

I saw this when skimming through Allure. I didn't even realize it was her.

Archetype

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eedlebeedle — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:00:48 EDT

If that's Beyonce they seem to have changed her whole face shape. Who knew jaws had to be thin-ified?

eedlebeedle

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Workinggal — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:00:47 EDT

"where the sidewalk and catwalk meet" - Seriously????

Workinggal

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BrwnGrlWithFreckles — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:00:37 EDT

I work for the store that sells this crap and let me tell you this ad is a perfect depiction of her "brand". Ladies all I can tell you is..if you buy a piece of Derion..do not stand near an open flame. You will go up like a blaze of glory.

BrwnGrlWithFreckles

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AllanaSmithee — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:59:27 EDT

What's up with the crown? At this point, she and a drag queen are completely interchangeable. She's willingly become a caricature of herself.

AllanaSmithee

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ineffable.me — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:59:03 EDT

@Leiakat: hell yes. also protection late at night.

ineffable.me

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angryblackgurl — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:58:56 EDT

Actually ladies the clothes are much UGLIER then this ad.....

angryblackgurl

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JouJou — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:58:34 EDT

How does her arm do THAT?!

JouJou

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haguenite — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:58:19 EDT

Wait, let me fix that for you!

"where the streetwalk and the catwalk meet"

All better now.

haguenite

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violetbeauregarde — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:58:06 EDT

Well, they got the sidewalk part right. House of Dereon makes some traaaaashy clothes.

violetbeauregarde

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Elisheva — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:58:05 EDT

I would not have recognized Beyoncé. What the Hell did they do to her face?!

Elisheva

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gold_gato — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:58:01 EDT

@Motown: too bad that arm pit is a fraud!

gold_gato

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Meg — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:57:40 EDT

@ladeedah: Yes, but she'd be thrilled that she nailed the "squint with fierceness" look she likes so much.

Meg

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Xavoc — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:56:58 EDT

I'm not ready for that jelly.

Xavoc

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olivia2.0 — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:56:53 EDT

LIPS AAAAAAHHHHHH! Sorry, I got scared there for a minute. You can tell it's her by her armpit!

olivia2.0

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Leiakat — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:56:51 EDT

They need to get a new ad team, this really isn't going to draw in any buyers without Adam apples....

@ineffable.me: They made running to the Patco bright! A friendly chorus of 'nice shoes'.

Leiakat

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Diesel920 — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:56:44 EDT

that left arm is short like a T-Rex

Diesel920

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katekatekateyeah — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:56:41 EDT

if that's B, she should fire her momma for making her look like such a ticky-tack hot tranny mess. fuck, even if it's NOT B.

katekatekateyeah

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Political Party Girl — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:56:12 EDT

It's the eyebrows! She's "furrowing" her brow, and her eyebrows have moved, but there are no wrinkles. Not even Botox can create that expression.

Political Party Girl

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HarlemSnowflake — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:56:07 EDT

She looks like a tranny, and that is not right!

HarlemSnowflake

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formerlydictator4life1 — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:55:56 EDT

Are you SURE that's not her sister? What's-her-name, Solange or something? B/c there is no way that is Beyonce.

formerlydictator4life1

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ladeedah — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:55:52 EDT

Also, Tyra would be disappointed that she isn't extending her neck.

ladeedah

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BAngieB — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:55:45 EDT

I don't know whether to laugh, cry or throw up. Whadda reckon?

BAngieB

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lonewolfer — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:55:11 EDT

Seriously? She approved this shit for publication?

lonewolfer

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Sloan — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:54:13 EDT

Tina or Beyonce?

Sloan

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dcdulce — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:54:01 EDT

that's a man, baby!

dcdulce

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ladeedah — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:54:00 EDT

If she's scrunching her face up that much, shouldn't there be at least one wrinkle on it? She looks like she's trying to block the sun from her eyes with her bag. Or maybe there's a mirror in front of her.

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Neon.Wonder — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:53:31 EDT

@TeenageGangDeb:
yeah exactly. That picture looks nothing like Beyonce. I would have never even guessed it was her unless the article didn't tell me.

Neon.Wonder

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MsDirector — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:53:23 EDT

"I'm angry! I'm angry! Mom said to look angry!

Wait, why am I angry? Help?"

MsDirector

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disgruntledcubemonkey — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:53:11 EDT

beyonce's shiny boobs are lookin' so crazy right now.

disgruntledcubemonkey

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westvillagegirl (exiled in chicago) — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:53:01 EDT

If that's Beyonce, it's an awfully pouty version of her. What's she so mad about? How they photoshopped her left arm and pit to death?

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sabbaticalplease — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:53:00 EDT

I so feel like she deserves it. She's one of those who thinks she's fierce enough to pull anything off. We don't need another Tyra thankyouverymuch.

sabbaticalplease

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goldberry83 is solid. Solid like Barack! — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:52:52 EDT

Definitely the lips; either that is one serious photoshop hackjob, or the collagen fairy's been visiting Beyonce a little too frequently...

goldberry83 is solid. Solid like Barack!

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fulanita — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:52:32 EDT

Is that really Beyonce? Because she has those big, beautiful eyes and if this is her, they removed them and implanted them into her lips...

fulanita

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Motown — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:52:20 EDT

The face is way the fuck off but the arm pits don't lie. That's totally Beyonce.

Motown

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fblady — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:52:20 EDT

um HELLO that is totally Dominique from Top Model not Beyonce.

fblady

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TeenageGangDeb — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:52:06 EDT

Where's Beyonce?

TeenageGangDeb

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BondGirl — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:52:02 EDT

eww those lips.
c'mon B ... natural woman

BondGirl

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rocknrollunicorn — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:51:59 EDT

Is there a jukebox behind her? The whole damn thing doesn't make any sense.

rocknrollunicorn

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battleaxonista — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:51:58 EDT

Dude, the stank face does NOT make me want to buy your clothes. Maybe she was going for high fashion smoldering, but she giving the 'no you din't just fart in my general direction!' look.

battleaxonista

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zivah — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:51:14 EDT

I want my own personal photoshopper so I can look like an entirely different person in each and every picture taken of me.

zivah

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rocknrollunicorn — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:50:05 EDT

The squinty eyes and GIANT lips.

rocknrollunicorn

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ineffable.me — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:50:05 EDT

"where the sidewalk and the catwalk meet"
If by sidewalk they mean 12th and spruce in philly aka trannyroad, then they are probably right.

ineffable.me

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Beigebaby — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:50:01 EDT

Well, for starters, I'm not sure left arms are supposed to bend that way

Beigebaby