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Nelle_Yecats — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 13:53:22 EDT

Priscilla Presley is gorgeous. She could sue if she wanted to make that kind of effort. She does not need the money so it would be just to make a point. She has money to afford better, safer doctors for that sort of thing anyway.

Nelle_Yecats

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mugsy-girl — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 17:53:41 EDT

@NefariousNewt: you totes made me choke on my Whoppers!
I even had to look up when the new 24 would be on. Jan 2009!

mugsy-girl

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justhaveacupcake — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:26:11 EDT

Priscilla Presley is 62 effin years old and is frozen in time. Sticking her head in a jar of formaldehyde would likely produce the same result.

justhaveacupcake

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goonsquad — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:04:59 EDT

i can't look at pricilla, it burns my retinas!!

goonsquad

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PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:53:14 EDT

@I, SBJ, A Fucking Dyke: Fat Elvis.

PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA

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SBJ — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:22:57 EDT

@PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA: I like 40lb.-colon Elvis! Does that count?

SBJ

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PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 13:41:09 EDT

@Ack: Elvis likes your comment.

PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA

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Ack — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 13:38:28 EDT

Jeremy Piven is the new "face" of manbag purveyor Johnston and Murphy. Does every product need a "face" now?

I knew this was becoming a problem when I heard David Beckham was the new "face" of Sharpie. Really, why does Sharpie need a "face"? Has anyone ever worked in an office that doesn't have an abundant supply of Sharpies? And why David Beckham? Personally, I'd prefer to see Dwight from The Office. At least that would be someone I would associate with office products.

Ack

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Trashtastic is proud to be an American!!!! — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 13:35:32 EDT

@zivah: They're not dating. Its a farce it tell you, A FARCE!

He loves only me.

Trashtastic is proud to be an American!!!!

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PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 13:32:43 EDT

@BAngieB: You are correct madame. If one were to bring Elvis the wrong sandwich he would be "All Shook Up".

PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA

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hellodarling! — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 13:19:03 EDT

@brendastarlet: @badmutha: Or a Shiner. That fixes everything for me.

hellodarling!

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SBJ — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 13:18:57 EDT

Will these stupid shits stop injecting now? NO. Do they get what they deserve, then? Maybe. Am I a jerk? TOTES.

SBJ

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SpicyTamale is a GA peach — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 13:12:39 EDT

I hate Perez Hilton. I may be in the minority but i love Jeremy Piven. He absolutely makes Entourage so funny. Him and his assistant, forgot his name.

SpicyTamale is a GA peach

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zivah — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 13:10:54 EDT

"Orlando Bloom and his model/girlfriend Miranda Kerr were spotted having a romantic dinner yesterday."

Does it qualify as gossip now when people who are in relationships go out to dinner with one another? Thank god I'm not famous, because me and my lover would be in the gossip rags, like, 3 or 4 times a week.

zivah

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PhillyLass — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 13:04:57 EDT

@BeckySharper: wait-- that tool is related to the political family? So much makes sense for me now...

PhillyLass

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BAngieB — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 13:00:11 EDT

@PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA: Oh, no, dear Pickles, that would be a fried peanut butter and nanner sandwich.

BAngieB

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PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:44:37 EDT

@BAngieB: After seeing Priscilla, Elvis is in terrible need of a percodan and a fried peanut butter sandwich with extra butter.

PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA

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ineffable.me — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:44:08 EDT

@BAngieB: keep that pelvis far from me.

ineffable.me

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Archetype — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:30:39 EDT

@Macloserboy: Not sure if this is a reference to Elvis/Priscilla or Orlando and his girlfriend.

Priscilla, by the way, is one of my very most favorite names. It was my grandmother's name and if I ever have a girl I am dying to pass it along to her.

Archetype

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Archetype — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:29:08 EDT

My old boss (who's pushing 70) told me that if I ever wanted to get plastic surgery, I should get a very slight face lift in my 50's. Don't wait until I am 65 and have my skin pulled to the back of my skull.

She looks about 10 years younger than her actual age, and I am convinced that many older actresses (who claim they've had nothing done) have done this.

But, I still don't think I could do it. Way too scary.

Archetype

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redfem — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:25:21 EDT

@Macloserboy: Huh?

redfem

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Trashtastic is proud to be an American!!!! — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:21:56 EDT

@NefariousNewt: lalalalalalalaIcanthearyoulalalalalalala...!!!!!!!!

Trashtastic is proud to be an American!!!!

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angryblackgurl — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:21:24 EDT

@punkrockgirl: Daisy's lips freaks me out as well...she looks like Don Knotts in "The Incredible Mr. Limpet"!!!

angryblackgurl

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dotcomdork — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:20:41 EDT

what's with Jeremy Piven pulling on his ears in those photos?

dotcomdork

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BAngieB — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:20:25 EDT

@myrtlebeachbum: "Elvis, Elvis, let me be..."

BAngieB

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brendastarlet is on it — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:19:08 EDT

@cipsi: of course!@badmutha: have a Lone Star and forget about it.

brendastarlet is on it

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teapartys_over — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:18:40 EDT

@NefariousNewt: I know, right? I mean if something could truly make me look 29 forever, I might be tempted. But these women always wind up looking vain and freaky. And yes, still old.

teapartys_over

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cipsi — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:18:04 EDT

@brendastarlet: You forgot to add "have lots of great sex" to your list.

cipsi

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AlannaBanana — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:16:32 EDT

Haha, my boyfriend and I saw her on TV the other night and were like, "SHE was married to Elvis? As in, Elvis from half a century ago? How? What? How?"

AlannaBanana

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badmutha — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:16:20 EDT

@blondegrlz: "Guns don't kill people, Chuck Norris kills people."

badmutha

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badmutha — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:15:15 EDT

@brendastarlet: Um, my skin is screwed then. Cause I live in Texas and do everything I am not supposed to. Oh well.

badmutha

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ineffable.me — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:14:50 EDT

@AthertonMerriweather: Don't worry babe, I got some leftover Jello we can use.

ineffable.me

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Leiakat — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:13:41 EDT

@Leiakat: and married...darn pancakes have me all distracted.

Leiakat

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BlondeGrlz is having a BlondeBoyz! — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:13:27 EDT

@NefariousNewt: I love Chuck Norris jokes AND Jack Bauer, so you get extra points today.

BlondeGrlz is having a BlondeBoyz!

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BrooklynBeats — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:13:06 EDT

I couldn't remember what she looked like before, so I did a google and came across this "gem" - "TMZ.com is claiming that Presley's 'pit-bull chewing on a wasp look' is all down to allegedly having her face botched by a quack. "

Pit bull chewing on a wasp? Who comes up with this stuff...although, they're kinda right, which is just sad.

BrooklynBeats

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brendastarlet is on it — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:12:51 EDT

@NefariousNewt: the best thing women can do is not smoke, not drink in excess, and use sunscreen. All the reconstruction work in the world can't undo that damage.

brendastarlet is on it

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badmutha — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:11:16 EDT

@NefariousNewt: Hahahahaha! THAT was funny.

badmutha

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NefariousNewt — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:11:11 EDT

@brendastarlet: I think women (and men) should just accept that they are going to age and no amount of bondo and duct tape is going to make you young again.

NefariousNewt

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Leiakat — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:09:11 EDT

Pricilla, you dated Elvis and gave birth to Lisa Marie. The jig is up, we know you are not 29. You are going to end up frightening your daughter's new baby.

Leiakat

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punkrockgirl — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:09:04 EDT

When I look at this pic, I think about what the girls on Rock of Love will look like in 30 years. Where will Daisy's duck lips be then?

punkrockgirl

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Cuteasabutton...does not suffer fools gladly. — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:09:02 EDT

@nellicat: Exactly. My male flatmate asked me as we were watching NIP/TUCK the other night if I would ever have plastic surgery and I was like NO WAY and went into a whole tirade about the industry. I think he is beginning to regret letting a feminist move into his flat.

Cuteasabutton...does not suffer fools gladly.

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NefariousNewt — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:08:47 EDT

@blondegrlz: You never see Jack Bauer go to the bathroom. That's because nothing escapes Jack Bauer.

NefariousNewt

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brendastarlet is on it — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:07:55 EDT

@NefariousNewt: the Duchess of Windsor ended up as a veg after her last face lift, which she got in her 80s. She's always been my cautionary tale against having work done.

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NefariousNewt — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:06:47 EDT

@Trashtastic: Suuuuuurrreeeeee he is...

NefariousNewt

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BlondeGrlz is having a BlondeBoyz! — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:06:15 EDT

I thought Jack Bauer was the face of manbags everywhere.

BlondeGrlz is having a BlondeBoyz!

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AthertonMerriweather — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:06:10 EDT

This is bad news for the "Botox And Dreams" party I'm hosting at my apartment Sunday afternoon.

AthertonMerriweather

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NefariousNewt — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:06:01 EDT

And given Priscilla's current condition, I think "Loose Lips" is probably a misnomer.

NefariousNewt

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not.a.clever.name — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:05:59 EDT

I'm currently shopping for a manbag so J&M, good on your for using Jeremy Piven to alert me to the fact that you sell, not only shoes, but manbags as well.

not.a.clever.name

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Trashtastic is proud to be an American!!!! — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:05:16 EDT

My handsome lad is not into vapid twits. He's merely counseling her on being a worthy human being.

Trashtastic is proud to be an American!!!!

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NefariousNewt — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:04:59 EDT

@myrtlebeachbum: Short answer: no. It merely looks like you've had plastic surgery. The body changes in other ways that are indicative of aging that no amount of plastic surgery can fix or cover up. Every time someone mentions plastic surgery, I'm reminded of Brazil, when Katherine Helmond is having her face stretched.

NefariousNewt

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Pinkosaurus — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:04:10 EDT

My mind boggles that noone even bothered to check to see that this guy wasn't licensed to practice in the U.S. Why would you get facial injections at a party with no background checks? Just stupid.

Pinkosaurus

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BeckySharper — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:01:30 EDT

@BadenBaden: Amen. She doesn't look beautiful. She looks disfigured.

I think Billy inheirited the Bush family's you-can't-handle-the-truth gene.

BeckySharper

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BAngieB — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:01:04 EDT

BAngieB was spotted not caring about any of these people.

BAngieB

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EdnasEdibles — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:00:15 EDT

Priscilla was so pretty in the Naked Gun movies. I knew something above and beyond normal botox was responsible for her odd look now.

EdnasEdibles

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ineffable.me — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:00:11 EDT

Something that you inject in your face turns out to be bad for you? YOU DONT SAY

ineffable.me

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howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches) — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:00:10 EDT

Facial plastic surgery is not the time for bargain shopping or snap decisions.

howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches)

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battleaxonista — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 11:59:35 EDT

Geez, she was gorgeous and then she had to chase after the botox fountain of youth. Helen Mirren should be used as an example to every starlet/girl so they realize getting old is not that scary.

battleaxonista

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LoveNoelG — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 11:59:25 EDT

@myrtlebeachbum: I know right?

Plastic surgery doesn't make you look younger, it makes you look like you've had plastic surgery.

LoveNoelG

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glamzonhobbitfeet — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 11:58:58 EDT

did you guys ever consider the fact that maybe priscilla wants her face frozen in time for all of posterity? lol

glamzonhobbitfeet

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nellicat — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 11:58:15 EDT

@cuteasabutton: YES! Plus I figure "Shit, these people are RICH, they have access to presumably the best doctors who do nothing but cosmetic surgery all the time . . . and they still end up with THOSE results?" What are the odds that I, with limited financial resources, living in Madison, WI, would look better?

Plus of course as a feminist I want to grow old gracefully and naturally. Ahem.

nellicat

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myrtlebeachbum — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 11:57:40 EDT

I still don't understand. No matter how much work you have done, does anyone really ever mistake you for a young thang? Or is that not what they're going for?

myrtlebeachbum

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Macloserboy — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 11:54:32 EDT

Yet another argument for the enforcement of statutory rape laws. Grown men should not date children.

Macloserboy

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BadenBaden — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 11:53:45 EDT

Aha! I KNEW this couldn't be just Botox. Woman looks PAINFUL, and yet Billy Bush was all 'you look incredible, you're beautiful' the other day. Stop enabling, Billy Bush.

BadenBaden

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PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 11:53:33 EDT

I was literally startled to see her on television one night while channel surfing. She has fucked up her face sooooo bad. And what of the hair color?...oh honey BAD choice. Elvis would not have wanted this.

PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA

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Cuteasabutton...does not suffer fools gladly. — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 11:50:33 EDT

That my friends, is the reason I will NEVER have plastic surgery.
BTW has anyone seen the new NIP/TUCK series?

Cuteasabutton...does not suffer fools gladly.

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LoveNoelG — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 11:49:51 EDT

Her face really is something else. It's painful to look at.

She's a hell of a dancer though.

LoveNoelG