<![CDATA[Everything Is Coming Up <strike>Roses</strike> Geraniums For Heather Locklear - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[Everything Is Coming Up <strike>Roses</strike> Geraniums For Heather Locklear - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[Everything Is Coming Up <strike>Roses</strike> Geraniums For Heather Locklear]]> I like Heather.

Nelle_Yecats

]]> <![CDATA[Everything Is Coming Up <strike>Roses</strike> Geraniums For Heather Locklear]]> @brendastarlet: Girl, I thought we had it bad here in Toronto. Which frozen circle of Hell do you call home?

(Your priest sounds like a funny dude.)

fluffybudgie

]]> <![CDATA[Everything Is Coming Up <strike>Roses</strike> Geraniums For Heather Locklear]]> Her episode of SNL was the one that I stayed up late to watch, and I thought she was especially hilarious as an unconsiously racist woman selling pasta makers on an infomercial.

[snltranscripts.jt.org]

And the Insult Comic Dog: "Does Richie feather his pubes?"

beatrice3000

]]> <![CDATA[Everything Is Coming Up <strike>Roses</strike> Geraniums For Heather Locklear]]> @charlotte corday: I was going to comment on her nice little bum... I'd love to have a nice little bum like that.

piratealice

]]> <![CDATA[Everything Is Coming Up <strike>Roses</strike> Geraniums For Heather Locklear]]> People call them geraniums but they are actually pelargoniums. People call them lips but they are actually inflated mouth tissue.

purplejesus

]]> <![CDATA[Everything Is Coming Up <strike>Roses</strike> Geraniums For Heather Locklear]]> @FourInchHeels: not a judgment, merely an observation! like sir mixalot, i too love big butts, and yet, i married (and divorced) a guy with no arse.

Charlotte Corday

]]> <![CDATA[Everything Is Coming Up <strike>Roses</strike> Geraniums For Heather Locklear]]> @fluffybudgie: Word. We had 7.5 inches Friday night, and our priest greeted Easter vigil attendees by saying, "The first hymn will be White Christmas." More is supposedly coming overnight.

Although, I always get my annual laugh out of the people in these parts who can't wait until Memorial Day to plant their annuals and scurry around in early May covering them up from frost.

brendastarlet is on it

]]> <![CDATA[Everything Is Coming Up <strike>Roses</strike> Geraniums For Heather Locklear]]> @fluffybudgie: Such as, young lady, such as. For the children, too.

badmutha

]]> <![CDATA[Everything Is Coming Up <strike>Roses</strike> Geraniums For Heather Locklear]]> yeah, they're geraniums.

amy1971

]]> <![CDATA[Everything Is Coming Up <strike>Roses</strike> Geraniums For Heather Locklear]]> It's entirely understandable to be envious of her surprisingly milky skin, her great smile, and her little tiny bum. But, speaking as someone who had to clean snow of her car this morning AND is expecting a snowstorm right around rush hour tomorrow, I'm way more jealous that she's out wearing a little tank top in some lovely place where freakin' geraniums are in bloom. Such as.

fluffybudgie

]]> <![CDATA[Everything Is Coming Up <strike>Roses</strike> Geraniums For Heather Locklear]]> She is very tiny, and only about 45 I think. She still wears a "0"!

badmutha

]]> <![CDATA[Everything Is Coming Up <strike>Roses</strike> Geraniums For Heather Locklear]]> In person she is the size of a twelve year old.

PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA

]]> <![CDATA[Everything Is Coming Up <strike>Roses</strike> Geraniums For Heather Locklear]]> @Macloserboy: Everytime I see her, I think "Hooker...HELP!" Because she said that on just about every episode.

BAngieB

]]> <![CDATA[Everything Is Coming Up <strike>Roses</strike> Geraniums For Heather Locklear]]> Now if we could only get some Caladiums.

blackbirdfly

]]> <![CDATA[Everything Is Coming Up <strike>Roses</strike> Geraniums For Heather Locklear]]> @Snowbunny: You pay for what ya get! Or, perhaps.. you get what you pay for. Either way, I'd kill to be rockin that ass in my 50's.

SneakingThroughTheAlleyWithLalley

]]> <![CDATA[Everything Is Coming Up <strike>Roses</strike> Geraniums For Heather Locklear]]> @charlotte corday: Awwwwwh c'mon, not everyone was blessed with a big ass. Lay off us assless women, we can't help it!

FourInchHeels

]]> <![CDATA[Everything Is Coming Up <strike>Roses</strike> Geraniums For Heather Locklear]]> she looks excellent for her age. however, she has no bum.

Charlotte Corday

]]> <![CDATA[Everything Is Coming Up <strike>Roses</strike> Geraniums For Heather Locklear]]> I wonder if she still has that tatoo....

TwiceShy

]]> <![CDATA[Everything Is Coming Up <strike>Roses</strike> Geraniums For Heather Locklear]]> William Shatner got her his same low-rent deal with the devil for a lifetime of moderate success and reduced aging while on the set of TJ Hooker.

Macloserboy

]]> <![CDATA[Everything Is Coming Up <strike>Roses</strike> Geraniums For Heather Locklear]]> @Lady Skittlehattington, Worsties Guild President: Placenta baths. That's what I heard.

Ptarmigan

]]> <![CDATA[Everything Is Coming Up <strike>Roses</strike> Geraniums For Heather Locklear]]> yikes! that face is looking a little zsa zsa mixed with priscilla presley. heather, don't over do it!

BleuJeen

]]> <![CDATA[Everything Is Coming Up <strike>Roses</strike> Geraniums For Heather Locklear]]> Girlfriend is looking good. Probably headed out for a round of golf.

BowlingForDollars

]]> <![CDATA[Everything Is Coming Up <strike>Roses</strike> Geraniums For Heather Locklear]]> i'm sorry. those lips are not god given.

nenasadije

]]> <![CDATA[Everything Is Coming Up <strike>Roses</strike> Geraniums For Heather Locklear]]> They are geraniums. I'm allergicked.

Nice lips, Heather. Did you get that way by sacrificing virgins or was it collagen?

Lady Skittlehattington

]]> <![CDATA[Everything Is Coming Up <strike>Roses</strike> Geraniums For Heather Locklear]]> I'm 19 and she looks much younger than I ever have.

Snowbunny

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