Yes, Orlando Bloom Has An Umbrella Boy - Jezebel Comments

Yes, Orlando Bloom Has An Umbrella Boy

lewbers — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:30:22 EDT

who does he think he is? Diddy?

lewbers

Yes, Orlando Bloom Has An Umbrella Boy

tasia — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 09:12:47 EDT

It looks as though he's unlocking his car. Perhaps he gets escorted to and from it. Not sure how I feel about that, even on a film set.

tasia

Yes, Orlando Bloom Has An Umbrella Boy

viki793 — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 20:34:04 EDT

movie set.
sun will melt makeup.
he could carry it himself,
but is it really that big a deal?

viki793

Yes, Orlando Bloom Has An Umbrella Boy

ihateyourescalade — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 18:11:01 EDT

Ella...ella...ella...

ihateyourescalade

Yes, Orlando Bloom Has An Umbrella Boy

njmich — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 15:01:44 EDT

I wonder if he has a Condom Boy?

njmich

Yes, Orlando Bloom Has An Umbrella Boy

Flygrrrl — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 11:52:55 EDT

Looks like he's just being coy with the paparazzi... DIDN'T WORK!

Flygrrrl

Yes, Orlando Bloom Has An Umbrella Boy

hippiechick — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 01:12:26 EDT

At least he picked someone who can color coordinate. And I mean that in the gayest way possible, yes.

hippiechick

Yes, Orlando Bloom Has An Umbrella Boy

DigitalVersicolor — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 23:40:33 EDT

@homeslice: ugh, so with you on the Ray Bans.

DigitalVersicolor

Yes, Orlando Bloom Has An Umbrella Boy

0rchid — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 22:52:46 EDT

Orlando could at least pick a better looking "umbrella boy".

0rchid

Yes, Orlando Bloom Has An Umbrella Boy

Sticking It To The Man! — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 22:51:39 EDT

Umbrella Boy: "Um, excuse me, Mr. Bloom, sir, could you please sign my umbrella?"

Orlando: "No, if you stand too close to me people will think I hired you to open my umbrella and also think I'm gay, now go."

Sticking It To The Man!

Yes, Orlando Bloom Has An Umbrella Boy

purplejesus — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 21:53:17 EDT

What other "boys" does he have?

purplejesus

Yes, Orlando Bloom Has An Umbrella Boy

gabelle — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 20:22:32 EDT

Technically, he is the "Parasol Boy."

And, nice matching shoes.

The end.

gabelle

Yes, Orlando Bloom Has An Umbrella Boy

AbbyNormal — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 14:13:14 EDT

And well on his way to being an Umbrella Bear.

AbbyNormal

Yes, Orlando Bloom Has An Umbrella Boy

brendastarlet — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 11:06:21 EDT

@goodcheapfun: "sunbrella boy!" There are three explanations: 1) this is a movie set 2) Orlando Bloom is Japanese. 3) It is a new tactic to block the paps. (In which case, it failed.)

Otherwise, it's just plain strange.

brendastarlet

Yes, Orlando Bloom Has An Umbrella Boy

thatsspinach — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 09:23:54 EDT

@ObtuseIntolerant: Diet Coke? What if he just LIKES Diet Coke?

PLEASE tell me he is on some movie set and this isn't as ridiculous as it looks? Please?

thatsspinach

Yes, Orlando Bloom Has An Umbrella Boy

munkles — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 06:39:44 EDT

That is, most definitely, NOT a boy with umbrella.

munkles

Yes, Orlando Bloom Has An Umbrella Boy

buggeroff — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 02:19:28 EDT

What a fag!

buggeroff

Yes, Orlando Bloom Has An Umbrella Boy

ObtuseIntolerant — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 01:52:49 EDT

There are certain things I personally fin unattractive in men...drinking Diet Coke is one. Now I have a new one for my list.

Yuck.

ObtuseIntolerant

Yes, Orlando Bloom Has An Umbrella Boy

Rose_Selavy_pppfffth — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 00:55:15 EDT

@dancingteacups:

erm, yep.

Rose_Selavy_pppfffth

Yes, Orlando Bloom Has An Umbrella Boy

Mmsupermario — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 21:40:33 EDT

I want to be his umbrella boy.

Mmsupermario

Yes, Orlando Bloom Has An Umbrella Boy

e.b. — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 21:12:09 EDT

So sun umbrella boy is not doing a very good job. Judging from the shadows the sun is in the exact opposite direction.

Sun kissed Orlando's delicate arm and neck! Umbrella boy will be cuffed and whipped tonight!

e.b.

Yes, Orlando Bloom Has An Umbrella Boy

Reny — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 20:31:16 EDT

Maybe there are a lot of people standing around, and they're trying to "What? Orlando? Never heard of him..." him past them?

Or maybe Orlando just likes people to do things for him. That would weird me out, someone holding an umbrella for me. I'm trying to read his umbrella, but it's not happening.

Reny

Yes, Orlando Bloom Has An Umbrella Boy

Rose_Selavy_pppfffth — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 20:11:22 EDT

@sarah.of.a.lesser.god:

Prrreeeeecisely! le sigh.

Rose_Selavy_pppfffth

Yes, Orlando Bloom Has An Umbrella Boy

goodcheapfun — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 20:03:24 EDT

Yah, an umbrella man for the sun. That would make him a sun umbrella man and that makes Orlando Bloom a total wus.

goodcheapfun

Yes, Orlando Bloom Has An Umbrella Boy

ceejeemcbeegee — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 19:43:35 EDT

To be fair, this looks like a movie lot. It's typical for there to be an "umbrella boy" to escort the actors from trailer to set.

ceejeemcbeegee

Yes, Orlando Bloom Has An Umbrella Boy

BAngieB — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 19:42:35 EDT

@homeslice: Wayfarers have been popular for almost 50 years. I've been wearing them since 1983. They are never going away.

BAngieB

Yes, Orlando Bloom Has An Umbrella Boy

mrtrailsafety — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 19:31:35 EDT

looks like both of them are all choked up...it would be twice as cute if the umbrella had a shorter handle.

mrtrailsafety

Yes, Orlando Bloom Has An Umbrella Boy

cinemaddict — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 19:25:07 EDT

This sh*t has got to stop.

cinemaddict

Yes, Orlando Bloom Has An Umbrella Boy

sarah.of.a.lesser.god — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 19:20:18 EDT

@battleaxonista: or in the arms of a ranger king.

sarah.of.a.lesser.god

Yes, Orlando Bloom Has An Umbrella Boy

dancingteacups — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 19:17:51 EDT

I don't care what anyone says, he is adorable.

dancingteacups

Yes, Orlando Bloom Has An Umbrella Boy

Brazz — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 19:17:01 EDT

...He has an umbrella boy to keep the SUN away?

Brazz

Yes, Orlando Bloom Has An Umbrella Boy

homeslice — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 19:15:57 EDT

What's up with his legs? Also, RayBans= die already.

homeslice

Yes, Orlando Bloom Has An Umbrella Boy

battleaxonista — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 19:15:35 EDT

@backtothegarden: He's a delicate flower. Elf boys can't handle direct sunlight, their natural habitat is a leafy forest, or a roomy closet.

battleaxonista

Yes, Orlando Bloom Has An Umbrella Boy

backtothegarden — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 19:06:20 EDT

Uhhhh... It's not raining? To point out the obvious?

backtothegarden

Yes, Orlando Bloom Has An Umbrella Boy

Gretchen — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 19:05:47 EDT

An umbrella I could handle. What I could use right now is a snow shovel boy. We've had 2" in the past hour and expect 10 more by morning.
What is this "spring" thing everyone is talking about?

Gretchen

Yes, Orlando Bloom Has An Umbrella Boy

badmutha — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 19:01:21 EDT

"This is my red shoe shod seexxx slaaaavvee."

badmutha

Yes, Orlando Bloom Has An Umbrella Boy

DrunksyDaisy — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 19:00:09 EDT

Oh snap! They're basically matching too! One red one black. Dressing alike=love.

DrunksyDaisy

Yes, Orlando Bloom Has An Umbrella Boy

Jessi Ramsey — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 18:56:56 EDT

Or, you know, sunblock works too.

Jessi Ramsey

Yes, Orlando Bloom Has An Umbrella Boy

sarah.of.a.lesser.god — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 18:54:06 EDT

this is the most believable public coupling i've seen him in.

sarah.of.a.lesser.god

Yes, Orlando Bloom Has An Umbrella Boy

Eeva — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 18:53:25 EDT

Where "Umbrella Boy" = "Boyfriend", right?

Eeva