<![CDATA[Tom Brady Is A Beantown Traitor - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is A Beantown Traitor - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is A Beantown Traitor]]> @hortense: what's so bad about the green line? at least it doesn't require knives, like the orange, or provoke vomit, like brady's sweatshirt.

i have, however, been on the green line with a very nice man who was kind enough to remove his shoes and socks for our collective olfactory benefit. i was convinced somebody had puked in the car--until i noticed shoeless joe over in the corner. ugh.

mermaidshoes

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is A Beantown Traitor]]> @Suebee: I saw him in person once. I worked at a movie theaters across from Boston Common and he came in wearing a similar outfit and acted like EVERYONE was ganna swarm him or something haha. He's HUGE though. And not cute at all. I was mad dissapointed, because I have masturbated to him several times. He was polite, though, and he tried to tip me but I wasn't allowed to take tips. His voice cracks a lot

AnnaWintwhore

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is A Beantown Traitor]]> @Rhody: Why is it when you're not in Boston you miss it, but when you're there all you can do is complain about living there? I love Boston, but I find myself bitching about something EVERY SINGLE DAY. "The Orange Line makes me carry a knife in my purse" or "Why is 93 FULL OF POT HOLES" or "Why in the world did I think I could get dinner in the North End on a Saturday night without a reservation?"
@ms.teach: Yayy! I'm totes down for a Boston-Jezzies get together! But let's keep it in the South End or JP or something not downtown cuz I can't handle people that hang out at Fanuel Hall...I can hear the sound of the clubs there from my fuckin' apartment in DOT

AnnaWintwhore

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is A Beantown Traitor]]> I miss Boston. Tom Brady, however, is not as cute as everyone thinks he is. Oh well.

Suebee

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is A Beantown Traitor]]> Douchey McDoucherson.

TheOtherJen

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is A Beantown Traitor]]> I thought he was going to toss his hair over his shoulder and burst into song. Very musical theater, his scowling look.

But I think the song would be from Sweeney Todd.

noseriously

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is A Beantown Traitor]]> @dosido:
Don't know if you're a Bostonian or not but when you said "the ring", I thought you meant the boxing gym on comm ave,near B.U
Also, can Boston-Jezzies have a soiree soon? I offer up my crappy dorm-room as a potential location

ms.teach

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is A Beantown Traitor]]> if you think he looks awful...you should see what i wear when i take out the trash. tough crowd.

the flip side is: were he primped, everyone would rip on him for having his hair done whilst walking to the trash can. the boy just can't win with some people.

surely he takes comfort in his millions (and millions) of dollars, phenomenal athletic ability, and supermodel girlfriend.

romc

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is A Beantown Traitor]]> @Rhody: somervillain here! i live right in between all the squares and hills. tried to make "centahville" stick--total failure.

fulana.de.tal

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is A Beantown Traitor]]> Ooh..I lived in Boston as an undergrad, and NYC as a grad student. At first, I was all, "NYC sucks, Boston is so much better!" But then I went back to Boston to visit and took the Green Line.

NYC ftw. For reals.

hortense

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is A Beantown Traitor]]> @Rhody: Lucky! Davis square is my faaaavorite place in the Boston Satellites, after Coolidge Corner and, I confess, Harvard Ave. I loves and misses them!

mercymercyme

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is A Beantown Traitor]]> @eeva: tee hee @The Ring reference. Also, HOLY SHIT that movie scared the bejesus out of me.

♥ dosido ☮

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is A Beantown Traitor]]> @BoredButNoLongerInNH: It was the Boston Herald, because that's the kind of thing that passes for news to that crap tabloid of a paper.

DuncanDesign

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is A Beantown Traitor]]> @niftypenguin: Hey! I'm in Watertown Square. Good to see so many Bostonians representin'

DuncanDesign

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is A Beantown Traitor]]> @Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka: You forgot that he also looks inbred, and disgustingly licks his fingers constantly during the games after touching the dirty football and that he has the nastiest shit-eating grin. Yeah, I hate him and I could care less about his pregnant gf. I just don't know how he gets such attractive women who aren't even poor and could thus date ANYONE.

ae38

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is A Beantown Traitor]]> @RyanB: It didn't, but it is in the works for April, I think. Stacy is on it.

Awww...the South End is the Capital of overpriced, cool kid neighborhood. I am a little jealous. Plus, you guys seem to have all the dogs and the gays. Fun times, I say.

Rhody

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is A Beantown Traitor]]> @Kate: When it comes to sports and the constant comparisons to NYC, it isn't that hard to piss us off.

MultiSlacking

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is A Beantown Traitor]]> As a boston transplant, who loves to root for whoever pisses off the most bostonians, this makes me smile.

Kate

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is A Beantown Traitor]]> @Rhody: My mouth is watering.
I understand about expensive shittyness. I live in the South End.
Did the Redbones thing ever go down? If not, can it?

RyanB

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is A Beantown Traitor]]> @Rhody: Amen to that! Let's have a meetup one of these days :)

niftypenguin

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is A Beantown Traitor]]> @PinkSoxHat: I'm in Brighton Center - so it's more like "20something pre-yuppie professional" central as far as I can tell :)

niftypenguin

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is A Beantown Traitor]]> @PinkSoxHat: I don't think it is a knock on anyone to say that there are Boston people and New York people. You couldn't pay me to leave Boston for NYC. I think there are plenty of people who are with me on that. And plenty of people who think the opposite. Its cool...love visiting NYC, would never want to live there.

Rhody

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is A Beantown Traitor]]> If I took that picture to my local VFW or sports bar even, and told them that this was a pic of one of the best football players in the world right now-

I would promptly get my ass laughed out the door.

He looks like an extra from Zoolander.

TheUptightMidwesterner

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is A Beantown Traitor]]> Last summer a pic of Tom Brady wearing a Yankees hate made the front cover a newspaper (no idea which one, but they sold in in the Lakes Region, NH where I'm from)....So while I love the Patriots, Brady doesn't get my love anymore.

BoredButNoLongerInNH

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is A Beantown Traitor]]> @RyanB: It is where the cool kids live. I'll spare you my rant about how expensive the Square is getting...I think we spoke of doing a Jezzie meetup at Red Bones -- BBQ, beer and cornbread. Yes, please.

Rhody

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is A Beantown Traitor]]> @niftypenguin: Hey Brighton neighbor, I'm in Allston. All hail undergrad central!

PinkSoxHat

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is A Beantown Traitor]]> @bess marvin, girl detective: I get to be in the 5%! I turned down a very well-paying job on wall street to return to Boston and go to law school. So while I love Boston, I may also be insane.

PinkSoxHat

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is A Beantown Traitor]]> @Rhody: I used to live there - now I'm in Brighton. I rarely actually go into Boston, however, I always drive outward. Funny how that happens.

niftypenguin

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is A Beantown Traitor]]> Jeez - this photo creeps me out.

I now worry that Gisele's head is in one of those bags.

lewbers

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is A Beantown Traitor]]> beabtown. ugh! I hate when my ADHD fucks w/ proofreading.

Iconocleft

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is A Beantown Traitor]]> @Rhody: I love that dirty water.

bigleggedwoman

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is A Beantown Traitor]]> [www.completewermosguide.com]

optical_allusion

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is A Beantown Traitor]]> @Rhody: The new "it" neighborhood, so I hear. I knew Somerville would come around. I need to check out Redbones.

RyanB

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is A Beantown Traitor]]> @Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka: HAHAHA. I was totally waiting for those posts! You are goooood.

LittleDebbie

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is A Beantown Traitor]]> if anyone had to choose between new york and boston, i'd say 95% would choose nyc. that includes one thomas brady.

bess marvin, girl detective

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is A Beantown Traitor]]> @hortense: Ok, never mind, sorry. It's a contest. And clearly marked as a SPONSORED POST in big ass letters. I need more caffeine.

hortense

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is A Beantown Traitor]]> @RyanB: I live in Slummaville. Davis Square. It is actually very rare that I cross the river so I barely live in Boston.

Rhody

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is A Beantown Traitor]]> A Beabtown traitor and possibly a deadbeat dad!

Iconocleft

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is A Beantown Traitor]]> Samara? Is that you?

Eeva

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is A Beantown Traitor]]> You guys, that Joshua Ferris ad is ridiculous. Very deceptive.

hortense

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is A Beantown Traitor]]> I don't get the appeal of this guy. Seriously. He looks gross. And creepy.

HoboQueen

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is A Beantown Traitor]]> He always looks so pissy in these shots. I am sure it is annoying, but he is dating Giselle and staying at her apartment. What does he expect?

Livefrommycouch

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is A Beantown Traitor]]> Thanks for NOT representing Tom, really. THANKS.

stacyinbean

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is A Beantown Traitor]]> Are those metal studs on his hoodie?

RyanB

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is A Beantown Traitor]]> @Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka: I hate on him cuz' I'm a Rams fan and we "NEVER FORGET!"

lolacat(ΩΜ)

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is A Beantown Traitor]]> @Rhody: Didn't know you lived in Boston too, new BFF. Or maybe I did... hmm... what neighborhood?

RyanB

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is A Beantown Traitor]]> @lfw1031: Long time, no see, dove! How's things?

hortense

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is A Beantown Traitor]]> I'd check the crawl space

NolitaLolita

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is A Beantown Traitor]]> He looks like he belongs in Good Charlotte. WTF is he wearing?

hortense

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is A Beantown Traitor]]> @ineffable.me: it's from Dipset's spring line of sleeveless hoodies.

hastings

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is A Beantown Traitor]]> Can I call this conversation now?

Person: Tom Brady sux, he left his pregnant gf.
Person #2: Why does everyone hate on him?
Person #2 or #3: She wasnt even pregnant when they broke up, she found out later
Person #3 oe #4: Whatever, I love Brady's team.

Do I win???

Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is A Beantown Traitor]]> Whatever. Boston has totally sold out, blah blah blah. At least the weather is awesome. And the subway is always running. And there aren't obnoxious college kids everywhere you go.

WHY DO I LIVE HERE?!

Oh, Boston, you're my home....

Rhody

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is A Beantown Traitor]]> Its bedazzaled. So Manly!

lolacat(ΩΜ)

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is A Beantown Traitor]]> @lfw1031: I wish we could have commentary on the Fingerhut catalog again! That was like the funniest shit I've ever seen on Jez.

blackbirdfly

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is A Beantown Traitor]]> @blondegrlz: He is indeed a nonentity. NON. ENTITY.

♥ dosido ☮

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is A Beantown Traitor]]> that thing on his hoodie looks like it's trying to break free. i don't blame it.

sarah.not.palin.is.a.shih.tzu.with.lipstick

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is A Beantown Traitor]]> I love how everyone had the same serial killer thought I did.

antiheroine

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is A Beantown Traitor]]> @ineffable.me: So true...

What IS that thing he's wearing? Is Giselle shopping via the Fingerhut catalog again?

lfw1031

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is A Beantown Traitor]]> I don't see anyone. It's a blank picture as far as I'm concerned. A picture of NOTHING.

BlondeGrlz

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is A Beantown Traitor]]> No, Tom, NO. I'd rather you just put the bag on top of your head than wear this hoodie.

homeslice

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is A Beantown Traitor]]> Is this some sort of football person? Am I supposed to care?

blackbirdfly

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is A Beantown Traitor]]> Those bags are filled with dismembered body parts he's trying to dispose of.

Jerseylicious

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is A Beantown Traitor]]> This photo makes me clutch my purse a bit tighter. And take my pink taser off of safety.

Jessi Ramsey

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is A Beantown Traitor]]> Maybe he just needs the bags to hide the body parts of the person he just hacked up.

Xavoc

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is A Beantown Traitor]]> Someone's still upset about the Super Bowl.

MapleJam

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is A Beantown Traitor]]> After seeing that hoodie the Beantown says we can have him.

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is A Beantown Traitor]]> He looks like a serial killer.

antiheroine

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Brady Is A Beantown Traitor]]> And also, he's possessed or has his jaw wired shut - take your pick.

Pinkosaurus

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