<![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i> - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i> - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> Comment on Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of I Know My Kid's A Star Ought to be retitled I KNOW MY MOM’s AN IDIOT! These parents obviously push their kids—that’s okay—but not to relive their own dream or make them what they’re not. And they still have to be moms first and look out for their kid’s welfare. This Rocky gal was something! But she wasn’t the only crazy. The girl was cute with that “it” factor—potentially—but she’ll be destroyed by that loony mom.

VailDomainer

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> Listen, everybody.

If you really feel bad for these kids, and these weird parents, THEN DO SOMETHING TO STOP IT.

Email VH1 or whatever station you watched this horrible thing on, and tell them to pull it off the air. Right now. Tell them you will boycott the sponsors who advertise during this show. And tell them that you will contact your government representatives. THEY NEED A GOVERNMENT LICENSE TO BROADCAST THIS GARBAGE.

You'd be amazed how effective this is.

Now, these 8 episodes are probably already complete. But BY GOD! You can stop them from ever making a season 2!

Voice_of_Reason2

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> Shame on VH1!
These kids are going to have this documented for the rest of their lives.
I would have thought that Danny B. would be against a show like this for the sheer fact that he has been through the hardships of Hollywood, and didn't come out the other side very well.

His own children are going to see Breaking Bonaduci, and this show...

Shame on the parents.

Shame on him.



westendgirl3

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> I have to agree with the Rock of Love comment because that's what I said when I saw her "get up". I thought, this lady must have thought it was Rock of Love auditions! She would really be pretty if she didn't try so hard to get noticed. Less is more lady. Anyway, she's a has been actress and I say that tongue in cheek, read her imdb bio (which she filled out btw) her real name is Melissa! Supposedly with some Hollywood history background. Dad is some schmo stunt man, evidently NOT in the child's life, perhaps paying child support because I'm sure "mommy" makes sure every dime is taken in and accounted for. She made my stomach turn when she kept saying that about the house. THAT'S what she wants I'm sure! Poor Hayley, that's all I can say about her. I'm sure she loves her mom, but on the same token, she's embarrassed by her also. I was hoping so bad that they would boot those two off, not because of Hayley, but because of the mother's poor sportmanship. She didn't hesitate to put other's down. She needs to take a hard look at her own appearance before she dogs others. I didn't like the way she kept acting bored and bothered whenever the other kids' performed and I think her overconfidence needs to kick her in the ass. Danny and the producers will definitely keep her around, if anything, for the drama/wow factor. My money says that she'd do Danny in a NY minute just to further herself. I'm not sure if I'll watch the show again, just because I can't stand that woman, the others are fine in comparison and would make the show more entertaining for me. Rocky/Melissa/Racquel Welch wannabe whatever is just plain white trash that needs to take herself back to the trailer park...and take her 80's clothing with her!

art_guru

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> I know shes a bit trashy, but am I the only one who considers her a MILF? Definitely the star of the show.

roflamingo

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> What would have she done if her tampon string was hanging out? Fix it on camera?

im-sorry-my-finger-hurts

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> Oh God there's so much wrong with this. At least in the second half of the clip when they're talking Hayley isn't actually going along with her mum's shit and is instead telling her she wants to be alone. I feel like this would be worse if she was in agreement with Rocky all the time.

Dear Hayley,
Grow up normal and don't be afraid to emancipate yourself.
love,
laurasaurus

laurasaurus

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> I'm watching this shit right now! This shit is sick! Oh and my favorite is the ballroom dancing boy! His shirt was unbuttoned! Also I agree with whomever said about this dumb ho should have used the money from her plastic surgery to buy that big house.

brooklynchi

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> This shit is sick. I can't believe the pressure that dumb ho is putting on her kid.

olivia720

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> I was just thinking with all the money that women spent on plastic surgery she could have already put a down payment on that house she covets. Apparently,the plastic investments she put on her body have diminishing returns. . .

ciaomanhattan

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> @ExtensionOfBob: exactly

daphne02

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> I just watched the first episode of this show. It was incredibly unbelievably awful, but I couldn't stop watching. There was the gayest little boy I have ever seen in my entire life. I believe he was wearing blue eyeshadow, lip gloss, a low v-necked black blouse, black pants and he had this blonde ponytail, and then he did ballroom dancing. It was amazing.

ladeedah

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> That little girl is precious. I have been told/tempted to farm out my daughter for money...(every parent thinks their kids is the best and prettiest and it crosses your mind ok?)

Every time mine says she wants to be on the Disney Channel (it it so candy colored and "FUUUUUN, MOM") I take it as an opportunity to tell her how boring it is to have to work long hours and say/do/be what other people tell you to around the clock, especially when you are just a KID. She seems to have gotten the idea (except that she throws it in my face when asked to do about anything, oh well).

Why do people do this? They say that their kids WANT it, but, smart as they can be, kids have NO IDEA what "it" actually entails. Just say no.

YUK.

ObtuseIntolerant

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> I saw the "season preview" of this the other day and there is NO WAY I'm missing a bit of this show. These people are NUTS, too bad their kids are getting the shaft by having them as parents.

denises_24

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> OH my goodness. Has anyone watched the videos on vh1.com? I just started watching the first clip -- some poor girl actually VOMITS from the pressure and nerves as Danny Bonaduce is introducing himself and the show for the first time. I mean, how much of an indicator should that be to the producers that MAYBE THIS IS A FUCKING HORRIBLE IDEA?

[www.vh1.com]

bifteck-frites

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> Okay, fuck it. If "Rocky" wants the dream house she needs to get a good Mary Kay grandma to watch Haley at night while she hits the pole. That poor girl. Her future looks full of Jack Daniels and dead beat guys.

goodcheapfun

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> @ sonia: Yeah, my first thought was tranny, too. What I want to know is, where the hell is the other parent that allows this $hit to go on?

Athaliah

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> @TheUptightMidwesterner:

*warmfuzzies*warmfuzzies*warmfuzzies*

I hope that for every "rocky" there is an uptightmidwesterner. Make that three.

and I realize that physical appearances is the least of this woman's problem, but she could stand to climb out of the Forever 21 bargain bin and turn the make-up gun down a notch or two. I hope Hayley counter-rebels against her "rebel" mother and goes to yale and publishes an award winning study about the brain-addling dangers of make-up addiction.

cephalopod

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> This should be illegal. Call the sponsors and tell them your not buying till they pull out of this cruel child abuse. Sick world we allow our selfs to live in.

agustawind

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> Stage Parents are just one notch below child molesters on the line of evil parents.

Haystacks

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> thank you mom and dad for letting me play in the dirt

Diesel920

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> I have a 9 year old at home, so this seems especially horrible. I can just imagine her face if I said to her, "Alright, Gab, get off the Club Penguin and make us some money! That's right! You're not getting any younger and that big house isn't going to buy itself."

Come to think of it, she'd probably snarl at me and stalk off to watch Hannah Montana, talking the whole way about how weird her mom is. I wish Hayley could do that.

southernbelle

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> this isn't even funny, it's just awful.

Ptarmigan

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> @HexaCorde: Good call!

valet_of_the_dolls

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> I got a little teary when the kid said, "I just want to practice alone." In other words, "I need space from you because you're crazy, overbearing, constantly criticize me, blame me for your single parenthood, and demand that I provide you with a dreamhouse." Oh, that poor little girl. There's really no hope that she'll turn out okay.

PhillyLass

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> That is one sexy hat. At least that's how Lucky would describe it.

TwiceShy

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> I love how she sings as if to encourage her daughter to practice, but it's really to show the camera's what a great singer she is in the hopes that *she* will get noticed.

Urgh.

And shouldn't she be on Rock of Love?

MakeMeSmile

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> "Is my tampon string showing?" Translation: I'm wearing a really really short skirt (NOTICE ME!), I'm not wearing underwear (NOTICE ME!!) and I'm young enough to still be on the rag monthly (NOTICE ME!!!)

She is pathetic. Poor little girl.

bitchyolympian

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> Makes me think of Colors Insulting to Nature by Cintra Wilson.

Love that book.

HexaCorde

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> Tranny Mess Barbie™!

Tits.McGee

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> @WhateverCraig: I think that girl is already kinda shaking her head, where her mother is concerned. Girl ain't no dummy.

nyobserver

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> Top five signs your mom's a dude:
1. People call her Rocky.
2. She wears a chocker to hide her Adam's apple.
3. She mentions her tampon in order to prove she has a uterus.
4. She has fake boobs.
5. She wears a cowboy hat.

sonia

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> @hortense: Bonaduce? Really?!

With no TV and only highlights from these shows, the whole phenomenon keeps getting more surreal. But every now and again, it almost feels as if there's a force for good fighting from between the lines. "Bonaduce, people! How much more obvious can I get!"

JaneBadall

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> If you listen closely, you can actually hear that poor kid growing an ulcer.

bun

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> that girl is so adorable it's unfortunate her mother is a crazed tranny

Dr. Tobias Fünke

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> @BDizzy: Totally!!

ak1219

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> I just showed hubby this clip - his guess is that mom's lap-dance clients nicknamed her Rocky because that's what her obvs. fake boobs feel like.

IvyLeagueMetalhead

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> Am I crazy, or does Haley look like a young Johnny Depp? Why does typing that make me feel a little creepy?

Geth

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> I hope Haley wins and then kicks her mom out of the new big dream house that she buys.

(and then I hope a loving, supportive surrogate mom moves in)

BeejShan

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> I could only watch two seconds of it; enough to see the kid is smart as hell for her age and sounding normal, and the mom is everything I ever hated dealing with parents at dance recitals, Scouts, etc.

Leave the kids the fuck alone. Let them just be fucking kids and let their talents shine on their own, at their own damn pace.

It's the lack of patience that really bugs me.

Tenno

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> Rocky=Dina Lohan Jr. I DO think its child abuse and visual pollution- I feel abused myself just looking at this woman - but I do also think Rocky is being ironic and hamming it up for the cameras when she talks about the house and the single mom thing so its not as baaaad evil terrible as all that... I also love how Rocky snaps on the Mary Kay mommas. That said, I wanna kidnap this kid and set her free.

missything

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> @NolitaLolita: I'd say that she's out of "Heavy Metal Parking Lot." Either that, or from one of Ron Jeremy's movies from 1988.

Cam/ron

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> @thatwoman: Amen!

TurtleFace

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> Dear Rocky.
You're on the wrong reality show. The casting for "Rock of Love 3: Who can give Brett the best blow job?" is down the hall.
Also. Please find a positive role model for that lovely little girl. She deserves better.



stefzizzle

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> They call you Rocky cause you've got rocks in your head, lady.

SheLaughs

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> Jesus, what channel is this on? Who were the assholes that sold their souls to put this on the air? Really, I know I sound over the top, but who could, in good conscience, do this to these unfortunately spawned kids? Aw, what if her classmates see it and give her shit? Kids can be cruel, but not as heartless as this show's producers.

AprilMelissa

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> Hayley's ice glare at the end of the clip is priceless.

lilbrwngrl

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> I want to take Hayley away, feed her ice cream and give her a brand-new set of markers and some construction paper.

IvyLeagueMetalhead

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> @ExtensionOfBob:

It looks like she is wearing a little make up.

Katxyz

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> Gods, that poor kid.

batmonkey

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> What. a. skank.

TheFormerJuneBronson

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> This reminds me of a new movie called RAZZLE DAZZLE, which is a mocumentary about dance competitions in Australia. Amazing.

bigtimestuff

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> Rocky, if there is a question as to whether or not your tampon is showing your skirt is probably a wee bit short to wear in public, on TV, in front of other children and their parents.

Hellothere!

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> I think some of the contestants confused this show with Crowned as a few of them had some stupid joint team name shit. I miss the Sincere Sexy Reds. A lot.

Hellothere!

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> This just made me want to cry for Hayley.

neitherherenorthere

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> @Bliz: Braid one another's hair. I'm actually really good at baking sweet-stuff and cooking nutritous dinners.

LaComtesse

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> Shouldn't that say something more like, "I Know My Kid's a Star is an elimination-based reality show consisting of teams of children and their wannabe famous wannabe stage moms?"

ali is a cranky whiner

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> @Bliz: Sure! And we can make fresh gourmet baby food, just like Diane Keaton!

BeckyIva

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> Ma'am, maybe they're calling you "Rocky" because your name is RAQUELLE. 'Rock-El'. Just a thought.

OhhYeah

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> @redrover189: Yeah, but I'm pretty sure Rocky has no clue who Freya is, you know? Also: if you want that big house so bad, stop spending money on tanning beds, skirts from Forever 21, and fugly-ass cowboy hats? You know when her daughter hits dating age, she's going to try to be the "cool mom" and wander around topless in the secret hopes that the boys will like her more.

I saw a 2-minute preview of this recently and was just floored. Maybe if there was a licensed therapist involved and on camera working with the parents, it would be more entertaining.

Ipomoea

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> First of all, Rocky is an idiot if she thinks her child is going to learn how to be a 'star' or at least sing on key with her as a mentor. And secondly, anyone who has to ask anyone "What? Is my tampon showing?" has no business raising a child!

I simply refuse to watch this show! I know I'm missing out, but I don't want to be a co-signer to what is sure to be some lifelong trauma for these kids.

shiningstar

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> @ddg: Sometimes the string pops out, yo. Especially if you're wearing a thong.

bifteck-frites

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> @BeckyIva: Forget the boyfriend, I am THERE! Can we also bake bread and grow flowers? And raise chickens?

Bliz

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> wait - does that mean if the string is visible there's a possibility she's not wearing undies? in that skirt?!

ddg

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> this is so perversely fascinating. poor kid. totally tivo-ing this.

sunflowerseeds

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> One word, peeps: GIAN!
I can't not watch this show... there is a shortage of world champion ballroom dancing, oscar award winning actors in the world and I want that rectified.


whoneedslight

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> I can't watch this because I'm supposed to be working or something, but how short does a skirt have to be to show a tampon string? Seriously.

Sev

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> I went on an audition for a disney show once (I play 18 to look younger, baby) and I noticed something about the ACTUAL teenagers who were there with their midwestern stage moms: all of the moms were skinnier than their daughters. And their daughters were NOT FAT. In my personal opinion, a grown woman who's birthed other humans should weigh more than a 14 year old girl.

Also, if I fail to become a successful working actress, then none of this desperate stage mom shit. The dream DIES WITH ME.

oryx

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> @NolitaLolita: Maybe this is Vince Neil's child!!!!

NewsBunny

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> @eeva: That is the cutest, sweetest thing I have ever heard. Maybe my love of the damaged comes from my favorite doll as a girl: Barbara. Barbra looked like... know the spider-doll head-creature from "Toy Story"? Her head looked like that. 1 eye, gross, patchy hair, no clothes, and her voice box that made her say "mama" no longer worked. When my mom asked if I wanted to take her to the "doll hospital" to get her fixed, I admimantly refused, saying I didn't want her to think I didn't love her just because she looked different.

@KathrynwithaY: YAY for adopting gimpy pets! And "awkward house plants" sounds like a band out of Brooklyn.

@BeckyIva: Wow. Just wow.

LaComtesse

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> gotta love how she's judging the appearances of the other women! her face looks like it was photoshopped together from different people.

msAnthrope

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> @EdnasEdibles: And I love how when Rocky sang it, it was basically one iota away from a full-on stage orgasm. Basically strip-singing.

But I guess if you ARE going to strip-sing in front of your 9-year old daughter, soul/gospel/blues is the place to start. Keeps it a bit classy.

redrover189

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> christ. you need a licence to get a DOG, but any halfwit with a uterus can become the next lynn spears...

Charlotte Corday

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> Rocky should be the mom voted "most likely to seduce her daughter's boyfriend" in about 5 years. Either that, or look for her mugshot when she's arrested for providing alcohol and weed at parties for her daughter and her friends. So sad. She's giving single moms a bad name!

sarathelaundress

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> @LaComtesse: @eeva: Yeah, whenever I'm in the mood for a good cry, I go on petfinder.com and look at all the cats and dogs who are older or handicapped in some way, and therefore waaaay less likely to get adopted, and just weep. I used to have a coworker who dreamed of opening a shelter for unloved cats, but she also dreamed of taking her two children to live on Neverland Ranch with Blanket, et al, and she had a MJ tattoo on her arse.

BeckyIva

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> @ExtensionOfBob: Ooooh, good call - I really like that book (I've read it like 5 or 6 times for some reason). Like you can almost imagine her telling her kid that they are the daughters of Norse Goddesses like Ingrid tells Astrid.

redrover189

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> @LaComtesse: I have a soft spot for damaged animals too...My family has a couple of goofy, runty pets we've adopted and they are just the best. I also have some awkward house plants, but that's probably due to my inept gardening skills, but whatever.

KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> Oh god, that is so sad. That poor little girl's face! JEsus, that is abusive - "I'm a single mom. It's up to YOU to get us a big house." THIS IS A LITTLE GIRL! YOU ARE THE PARENT! YOU PROVIDE FOR HER, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!

nellicat

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> @TheUptightMidwesterner: If the cat doesn't mind no one else should either. ;)

CreoleSugar

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> There are so many things wrong in that clip I don't know where to start.

I really feel sorry for that child. Putting pressure on your kid to buy a big house and asking her if your tampon is showing is just a form of abuse and neglect.

She's a CHILD being raised by a self-centered, child/woman who unfortunately is her mother.

CreoleSugar

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> I saw a couple of minutes of this last night, and I have to say this seems like one of the most unethical of all reality shows. It's set up to make fools of the contestants (like all reality shows) but half of them are children. It's not the fault of these kids that their parents are completely fucked up. And yet they're being documented and branded forever when all they're trying to do is please their crazy parents. And the show obviously went completely out of the way to find the trashiest most disturbed people possible for the show. Most reality TV I just don't care or don't watch but I have serious issues with this one.

teapartys_over

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> @LaComtesse: When I was 7 I bought a teddy bear from a jumble sale because I felt sorry for it - it was missing an eye, had bare patches all over its body, and its head was hanging off. I used to keep it next to my pillow because I felt so bad for it.
This is a long-winded way of saying that I know exactly what you mean about the damaged-animal love. Bleeding hearts, unite.

Eeva

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> No woman, your tampon is not showing. Your kid just realized that if she doesn't get away now, you'll force her into a crash diet and plastic surgery in about two years.

MapleJam

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> Aww, that poor little girl is really cute. Can we adopt her and keep her safe from her very scary, apparently emotional abusive mother?

OperationSnack

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> @eeva: "Oh god, that woman made me feel so embarrassed. Your tampon string isn't showing, it's hiding somewhere with your dignity." = Awesome

@BDizzy: Yes

zivah

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> @eeva: It's possible. VH1 loves their reality show spin-offs.

hortense

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> Perhaps if she gave up her plastic surgery addiction she could afford the big house, WITHOUT using/abusing her daugher.

Meg

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> This show makes me want to vomit all over these parents.

@BeckyIva: I love the order/hierarchy of your happy little farm. Kitties, then puppies, then babies.

Actually, if you need someone to take care of the mutilated animals on your farm: dogs with no teeth and three legs, cats with one eye, puppies with harelips, etc, please call me. People are always making fun of me for my love of damaged animals, but I think you and I are on the same page.

LaComtesse

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> i kinda don't like how Rocky adds "i'm a single mom" like it's the reason for winning, and laying it on her daughter too. something about that really bothered me.

MilointheMeadow

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> Gross. And I mean her janky star necklace.

No, wait. I think I mean her, in all it's skankalicious glory. I hope that poor child grows up to look at her mom and just kind of shake her head.

WhateverCraig

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> That Mom would have been in The Decline of Western Civilization Part II: The Metal Years. "But I KNOW I'm going to make it!", ah, but you didn't and now your spawn has to pay. Run little one, RUN!

NolitaLolita

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> @ak1219: I think she's the lovechild of Alexis Arquette and Melissa Rivers.

BDizzy

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> OH MY GOD. This is horrific! The look on that girl's face when her mom tells her they need to buy the dream house! No kid should be put under that kind of pressure. She should not be forced to be the breadwinner. And, I'd want to practice in private too.

bifteck-frites

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> It always creeps me out when kids sing songs that are vaguely inappropriate. Like for example "Son of a Preacher Man". Apparently this mom thinks there's a deep public need to see a 9-year-old hug herself and stare into a camera with dead eyes while childishly singing the lyrics "He'd kiss and tell me everything is all right--And can we get away again tonight?"

Isn't there maybe something from Annie that would be better?

EdnasEdibles

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> @hortense: Because that would be too easy...

KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> I feel bad for these kids. That is all I can say.
I think during lunch I am gonna call my kid and tell him I love him and that he is perfect. Then I am going to tell him not put Play-doh on the cat anymore, but that is kind of a habit.


TheUptightMidwesterner

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> Oh god, that woman made me feel so embarrassed. Your tampon string isn't showing, it's hiding somewhere with your dignity.

@hortense: Maybe all the kids will run away together, stow away on a ship and sail across the Atlantic and then live in a hippy commune in France, far from their fucking crazed parents.

Eeva

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> When did the emotional abuse of children become entertainment?

thatwoman

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> Why don't they just name this show "I Am Still Holding On To Delusional Dreams of Reality TV Stardom But I Didn't Qualify For Rock of Love 2 So I'll Just Whore Out My Kid Instead."

hortense

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> Seriously, having Danny Bonaduce as the host is a bit of a warning sign. Run kids, don't walk, in the opposite direction. Join a soccer team or read a good book! Get out now before you're addicted to prescription drugs and flash the paparazzi twice daily!!!

KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> I keep trying to convince my boyfriend that we should move to Vermont and start a farm for needy kitties, puppies, and babies. We'll save a spot for you, precious little Spawn-of-Rocky!

BeckyIva

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> @ak1219: i'm glad someone else said it first.

rocky, you know you ain't wearing no tampon!

circa81

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> OH MY GOD what has that woman done to her face! and her boobs! and her body! and her voice! and now she's doing it to her children!!!! How is this not child abuse?

I have not seen this show, but someone tell me, are all the parents like that, or are there any normal ones? Who am I kidding, normal parents wouldn't put their kids on this show.

BlondeGrlz

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> Wasn't Mom in a Motley Crue video? That poor kid.

NolitaLolita

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> The mom looks like Alexis Arquette!!!

ak1219

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> @hortense: I was going to say, "How can Danny, who knows the dangers of childhood stardom, condone such a thing?" And then I remember that he's so fucked up that he thinks he's ok.

ExtensionOfBob

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> hayley should have flipped off her mom, not the camera. i hope she does win, because mama is gonna need to pay for some therapy.

blumpkin

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> This is a little White Oleander: on the surface, the mom and daughter look really hip and cool and artsy and close.

But it quickly becomes obvious that the mom is fucking her daughter up like woah. But at least daughter looks her age and her face isn't being eaten, destroyed, and aged with make-up.

ExtensionOfBob

]]> <![CDATA[Stage Mother Is Clearly The Star Of <i>I Know My Kid's A Star</i>]]> I hate this show. I hate it, I hate it, I hate it. Because even if it is fake as shit, there are children being exploited. And it's hosted by Danny fucking Bonaduce, who is the ultimate train wreck child actor. RUN! RUN CHILDREN! SAVE YOURSELVES!

hortense

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