<![CDATA[No Gwyneth, Thank <em>You</em> - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[No Gwyneth, Thank <em>You</em> - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[No Gwyneth, Thank <em>You</em>]]> Uh, for real, anyone know where I can get boots like that? I had some surprising attractive black suede, corset, lace up Earth boots kinda like those but my bf lost them when we moved and now they don't make them.**sob** Where please to buy?...help!

Heydiddler

]]> <![CDATA[No Gwyneth, Thank <em>You</em>]]> @hello.kitty: Tee!

I'm a little disarmed because it looks like she in front of one of the storefronts in my old neighborhood, but I somehow can't see Gwynnie in Crown Heights.

hellodarling!

]]> <![CDATA[No Gwyneth, Thank <em>You</em>]]> NEED her boots.

thatsspinach

]]> <![CDATA[No Gwyneth, Thank <em>You</em>]]> That's really cute. I love going to the bookstore and hanging out in the kid's section whilst my petite peruses the selection. All kinds of happy, screamy babies running around.

Skinny Bone Jones

]]> <![CDATA[No Gwyneth, Thank <em>You</em>]]> she looks nice here!

PopCultureSavant

]]> <![CDATA[No Gwyneth, Thank <em>You</em>]]> When it comes to Gwyneth, NO thank you.

MGB

]]> <![CDATA[No Gwyneth, Thank <em>You</em>]]> And at least she's taking books to the kids.

Kittenish

]]> <![CDATA[No Gwyneth, Thank <em>You</em>]]> @PotionForFoxes: My thoughts exactly!

Kittenish

]]> <![CDATA[No Gwyneth, Thank <em>You</em>]]> Aw, Thank You Bear is such a fabulous children's book! Nice choice, Gwyneth.

AnnieWaits

]]> <![CDATA[No Gwyneth, Thank <em>You</em>]]> @hello.kitty the book is thank you bear by greg foley and it is totes adorable.

crmac

]]> <![CDATA[No Gwyneth, Thank <em>You</em>]]> Gwyneth Paltrow has a face as plain as a sheet of paper.

shunguy007

]]> <![CDATA[No Gwyneth, Thank <em>You</em>]]> She looks like a super hero from the waist down. Super Wasp.

BrutallyHonestBabes

]]> <![CDATA[No Gwyneth, Thank <em>You</em>]]> @ihateyourescalade: Ditto! Done with the Paltrow! Done! Ugh!

jezebelacious

]]> <![CDATA[No Gwyneth, Thank <em>You</em>]]> @TheUptightMidwesterner: OMG! I just bought that on DVD. It is great. Roddy Piper is totes weird though. John Carpenter rocks.
p.s. I like Gyn's boots.


princessxenu

]]> <![CDATA[No Gwyneth, Thank <em>You</em>]]> Oh I can't resist I am feeling evil today-------
"Gwynneth Paltrow removes broom handle from rectum long enough to cross street."
Go ahead rap me on the knuckles with a ruler.

hello.kitty

]]> <![CDATA[No Gwyneth, Thank <em>You</em>]]> She walks across streets carrying books, and she's a mother. Where does she find the time?

Ptarmigan

]]> <![CDATA[No Gwyneth, Thank <em>You</em>]]> @TheUptightMidwesterner:
OK THAT should win BCoTD. Any reference to Rowdy Roddy Piper is blue-ribbon in my book.


moodyonceamonth

]]> <![CDATA[No Gwyneth, Thank <em>You</em>]]> @TheUptightMidwesterner: Now I wouldn't call her evil. What has she done that is that bad, aside from her acting?

badmutha

]]> <![CDATA[No Gwyneth, Thank <em>You</em>]]> God. Her legs are like as big around as my ARMS.

Sigh.

moodyonceamonth

]]> <![CDATA[No Gwyneth, Thank <em>You</em>]]> I was going to make a snarky remark about Gwynnie and trash cans, but instead-----I'll commend her for carrying (buying? borrowing?) the kiddy book. Anybody know what book that is?

hello.kitty

]]> <![CDATA[No Gwyneth, Thank <em>You</em>]]> Ohmygod I love those boots. Anyone know the make and model?

dotcomdork

]]> <![CDATA[No Gwyneth, Thank <em>You</em>]]> I swear to god- remember that movie called "They Live"?
This normal dude gets ahold of special glasses and then he can see that certain people are really horrific monster/aliens?
If those glasses were real...we would see her in all her true horrific glory.

I am done now, I promise. I just kind of get all Lewis-Black where she is concerned.



TheUptightMidwesterner

]]> <![CDATA[No Gwyneth, Thank <em>You</em>]]> ugh. Hate her.
Go away.
let's see pictures of someone we actually wanna see... Like celebrity puppies.

SpicyTamale πβɸ

]]> <![CDATA[No Gwyneth, Thank <em>You</em>]]> @PotionForFoxes: yes, she is! Wouldn't it be interesting if that's what she morphs into as she hits her 40s?

brendastarlet

]]> <![CDATA[No Gwyneth, Thank <em>You</em>]]> I am not generally a fan of hers, but she looks pretty here. I wish she'd dress down more often.

little stripes

]]> <![CDATA[No Gwyneth, Thank <em>You</em>]]> want those boots! stylish and comfy

alloutofnice

]]> <![CDATA[No Gwyneth, Thank <em>You</em>]]> @ihateyourescalade: Probably bugs you for the same reason she bugs others. Kind of snotty and really into herself.

badmutha

]]> <![CDATA[No Gwyneth, Thank <em>You</em>]]> Great legs...

SneakingThroughTheAlleyWithLalley

]]> <![CDATA[No Gwyneth, Thank <em>You</em>]]> @ihateyourescalade: Because she is evil, thats why.

TheUptightMidwesterner

]]> <![CDATA[No Gwyneth, Thank <em>You</em>]]> She looks almost human.

I still stand by my patented hate-the-Gwynnie platform, however.

TheUptightMidwesterner

]]> <![CDATA[No Gwyneth, Thank <em>You</em>]]> She bugs me. Will someone please tell me why? Seriously, because I don't know.

ihateyourescalade

]]> <![CDATA[No Gwyneth, Thank <em>You</em>]]> looking a lot like her mother there..

PotionForFoxes

]]> <![CDATA[No Gwyneth, Thank <em>You</em>]]> @SarahBoBara: It's for picnic emergencies, DUH.

katekate is squared

]]> <![CDATA[No Gwyneth, Thank <em>You</em>]]> I have a coat like that. It's a Barbour waxed-cotton coat. (I think that is the Newmarket.) They last forever, as long as you keep coating them with the little can of wax that comes with them.

brendastarlet

]]> <![CDATA[No Gwyneth, Thank <em>You</em>]]> Yeah, but can she tell a Tomahawk from a Patriot missile?

AbbyNormal

]]> <![CDATA[No Gwyneth, Thank <em>You</em>]]> I'm no fan but I wish I looked one-tenth as good as she does in scrubby clothes with no makeup, just running errands.

Pinkosaurus

]]> <![CDATA[No Gwyneth, Thank <em>You</em>]]> @SarahBoBara: A baby blanket.

But yeah. I kinda love her.

ExtensionOfBob

]]> <![CDATA[No Gwyneth, Thank <em>You</em>]]> I want to see her new hair again!!

MTgirl

]]> <![CDATA[No Gwyneth, Thank <em>You</em>]]> that looks like a blanket tied around her neck.

SarahBoBara

]]> <![CDATA[No Gwyneth, Thank <em>You</em>]]> She is one pretty makeup-less lady.

Rhody

]]> <![CDATA[No Gwyneth, Thank <em>You</em>]]> @Lisa Frank: or maybe it's the broomsticks in the background, adding to the illusion.

Lisa Frank

]]> <![CDATA[No Gwyneth, Thank <em>You</em>]]> ah ha ha. she's 100 feet tall.

Lisa Frank

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