<![CDATA[Loose Lips - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @JessicaLovejoy: Backstairsly: "You know how to make sauce?"

"Sauce?"

"You know, for macaroni."

Freakin' love that movie.

LipstickLibrarian

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> ethan's blunder is a classic example of ommission/legal duty found in crim law case books

freudeschaden

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @Le Kangourou de Kataroo (Bjork did it).: Oh how I loved Rory Cochrane in that film! "Damn the Man! Save the Empire!"

I only wish that my time working at music shops was as cool as it appeared in "Empire Records".

scarletvirtue (Sadie, Sadie Married Lady)

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Am I the last to find out that Linds digs the ladies? This is a big happy surprise for me - it's like if you wish for something enough, it becomes reality! Let's see if I can wish her into coming to my house.

diptutod

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> LiLo a lezebel??? I'd love to see that, for reals...

Jezebabe

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @hortense: ME TOO. I still watch Can't Hardly Wait. I think it was one of the better done teen flicks.

The HZA

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @funnyface: cause I want sr for myself!

aussierules

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> i saw ethan embry outside a bar in nyc last spring. he was making out with a much younger lady. his eyes were open. and looking at me.

it was so gross and creepy. and i did at one time (ten years ago) think he was cute. *shudder*

DDDDOUCHE

westward ho

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Eww - Ethan Embry apparently learned his relationship skills from my ex-boyfriend. The ex tried to treat my gaping-wound-from-a-mountain-biking-injury (his fault) with rubbing alcohol and a vodka tranquilizer. I'd lost too much blood coming down the mountain to protest, until his roomate forcibly sent us to the ER.

Good times. I can't believe it took us another month to break up.

DreamingInGreen

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Ethan is terrific in Brotherhood. He was emo before emo existed, and I bet he's really, really bitter.

Maybe he couldn't afford to take his GF to the hospital? Isn't, like, an aspirin astronomically expensive in the American health care system? Is it likely either one of them had insurance?

Det. Philangie

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @cinemaddict: Huh. I'm going to try to blame my next headache on that one.

howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches)

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @jenndavo:

I LOVED Fat Actress! OMG, the very first scene where she's hysterical on her bathroom floor because she stepped on the scale KILLED me. I laughed until I cried.

The woman is truly hysterically funny. I would totally give her a job. If I, you kow, ran a multi-national entertainment conglomerate. As if.

yarnmule

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @braak: The CSI has had their mitts on her for a long ass time now. Which is why they are always pawning off Tom, John, Kirstie and Lisa Marie and Will Smith to her show. Not sure if she is part of the nonsensical cult, but I do know that her "approval" has brought them a bit of credibility. Only self promotion I will do, since I was banned last time but I am doing a continuous story on CSI and celebs and right now I am looking at the CSI and their attempt on the African American community, following up on RADAR April stroy. Should be up on [www.spielster.blogspot.com] by this weekend.

ArtfulSlinger

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Oprah. harpO.

Yes, it took me until just now.

We'll never speak of this again.





beercheck

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @TheUptightMidwesterner: She was too busy eating all that time. Now that she's thinner, she has more time to espouse its virtues.

NefariousNewt

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @jenndavo: @nolongerinacubiclebutstillawhore: @nolongerinacubiclebutstillawhore: @Jerseylicious:

I still am caught saying all the time:

"Who knows where thoughts come from, they just appear."

Cry4Hemp

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Is Kirstie Alley way up high on the Scientology thing?
I always thought she might be the first one to publicly drop it, but then I read she has been a member for over 20 years or something. I just don't hear her spouting about it as much.


TheUptightMidwesterner

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @jenndavo: It's kind of lame. I got super pissed off when I watched the "extended version" because they switch scenes around. IT"S PERFECT AS IT IS!!!

"I don't feel the need to explain my art to you, Warren."

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @mepo: Yes, I worked at a Scientology company where we had to go downstairs for "training" once a week. Whenever I would have a headache, they'd say it was because I read a word I didn't understand, and that I needed to be more careful. The training session involved multi-colored building blocks. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.

cinemaddict

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @mepo: I haven't followed anything she has done in years. I don't even know of what crap you speak.

badmutha

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> instead of calling 911, he tried to treat her shoulder injury at home with ice and rubbing alcohol.

Really? O_o

DeafChick

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> The only way this is somewhat related is Oprah and poo, but to everyone wondering about the fiber yogurt for digestive health- all it's done is make me SUPER gassy.

That is all.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @cuteasabutton: "Oh, REXY, you're so SEXY!"

Oooo ... there's a "special fan edition" of the DVD with 16 minutes of "new" footage! That's a must-buy. [www.amazon.com]

jenndavo

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> I know I wouldn't mind being in the middle of an SR and LL sandwich. Shoot.

cinemaddict

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Oprah's 'The Secret' crap melts my brain. They even said that diseases are brought on by a person's negative vibes. And when she has a whole episode on talking to dogs I want to kill her.

mepo

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @howdybeep (oh, look -- a monkey): Oh, I think a cage match would be too vulgar for our Jezzies. But a thumb war-that would be Awesome.

badmutha

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @jenndavo: "Say no more, Mon Amour!"

Cuteasabutton

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @Miss Pelled: @KittenFluff: Teenage boys like the sapphic team if they both look girly, not if one is a tomboy. Of course, that's the opposite of what I like, but, you know, whatever.

@aussierules: You have an extremely cute tomboy of your own, quit pouting because my pretty, pretty girl has one.

BAngieB

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Oprah is also in love with Travolta, like one step from jumping on the couch.

mepo

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @SinisterRouge on Notice!: Thats how you got your star, you filthy slut...

Trashtastic

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Ethan Embry has plenty of education to treat his girlfriend. He probably read for a minor role on ER once. That's good enough for me.

dummyfakeroller

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @aussierules: Why alas? Seems like she has better taste in girls than guys.

funnyface

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @braak: Far be it from me, but I wish Oprah into irrelevance. Let the Scientologists have her -- she might be the single thing that finally topples their house of cards. She's a bull in a china shop, and she spins off useless cronies (Hey, Dr. Phil, help anymore mentally disturbed former-teen singing sensations today?). Let them absorb her, let her fester in their midst for a while, then let her burst forth like a suppurating pustule from their carcass, when she suddenly determines that "hey, these guys are whackos!"

Then I'd watch her.

NefariousNewt

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @h_a_l: Also, she's always raving about her BFF John Travolta. There's really no other excuse for that.

theladyvanishes

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @Cry4Hemp: That is one of the world's most underrated movies. I had the poster up in my college dorm room and I was constantly having to explain it -- "C'mon, it's got the guy from 'Grease II' in it! It's GREAT!"

jenndavo

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @hortense: @howdybeep (oh, look -- a monkey): Wait? What? Why would my pretty, pretty girl wear a ring with my initials? She is my little sister, I like to brush her hair and bake her cookies.

Anyway, that is Sam's ring Lindsay is wearing, Sam has had for years. All the cool kids have them...Lindsay got her own "LL" ring awhile back. I am annoyed with how hateful that story was about Lindsay. She is doing just fine, and, if anything, is showing a great deal of good taste by getting with that cute tomboy. But, of course, if it is just a phase, she can send her my way after she breaks her heart.

@sobermonroe77 the sad and lonely HQ and not sober: Please do not talk ugly about my pretty, pretty girl.

BAngieB

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @Lady Skittlehattington, Worsties Guild President: Damn straight. Also: "Drop Dead Gorgeous"! And "Fat Actress" wasn't bad!

jenndavo

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> It wouldn't shock me to learn Oprah's into Scientology. Her and Tom Cruise are probably all Pinky and the Brain about that shit.

h_a_l

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @myrtlebeachbum: Ha, my BFF and I had those too!

DorothyZbornak

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @jenndavo: Or that giggle with GWAR and the magic brownies...yum.

Cry4Hemp

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @KittenFluff: I bet LiLo's male teenage fan base would be surprisingly supportive of a move to the sapphic team. But for all the wrong reasons.

Miss Pelled

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @battleaxonista: SEEEEEEEEERIOUSLY. Rubbing alcohol + open scrapes/wounds = hurts like hell. That would be a "no deal" for me.

Legalese

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @Cry4Hemp: Le sigh. Ethan will never exist outside of Can't Hardly Wait, That Thing You Do! and Empire Records if I want to continue my junior high crush on him.

nolongerinacubiclestillawhore

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Can you think of another logical reason to employ Kirstie Alley?

She played a Vulcan once?

NefariousNewt

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> re: sr + lilo....alas, it may be true......v v V long sigh....

aussierules

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Kirstie *does* know how to take care of her career. The gal is shrewd. From Fat Actress to Jenny Craig to Oprah reveal. I love when Jenny Craig dumped her as spokesperson she shot back "I'm gonna create my own weight loss program!" and now her BFF Oprah is giving her airtime. You go, Kirstie!

CrankyOldBroad

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @Cry4Hemp: MARC Sucks!

Jerseylicious

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> I love Kirstie Alley. We KS girls go to the mats for each other. I need to find reruns of Veronica's Closet.

Lady Skittlehattington

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Aw, mebbe they are and mebbe they aren't. But that ring? Please. My BFF and I sported the broken heart necklaces forever. Hers: BeFri. Mine: StEnd.

Yeah, it was the eighties.

myrtlebeachbum

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> The picture of her scarring from this incident actually does suggest the kind of minor wound I'd self-treat, but then again I have bad insurance and don't have to appear in a bikini on television.

The sole obvious reason someone would try to avoid reporting a motorcycle accident = under the influence, yeah?

briardahl

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> That episode of Criminal Intent that starred both a bloated and balding Embry and a bloated and balding Brad Renfro (RIP) really put the nail in my childhood crush coffin. Oh, and the time that Calogero from A Bronx Tale SHOT AT A FUCKING COP.

JessicaLovejoy: Heart of Dykeness

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Strangely enough, I was thinking about LL and SR while straightening my hair this morning, and I arrived at the conclusion that Lindsay is probably dating SR. Maybe it's kind of like Nikki on The L Word, where she can't come out because it could potentially damage her career (or at least turn off her teenage male fanbase). Although I don't really buy that, because all the straight teenage boys I've known have loved the lezebels.

KittenFluff

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @braak: Seriously! Can someone please dispatch the Black Crusaders to avert the clusterfuck that would ensue if Oprah endorsed Scientology?!

BeAgrestic

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @SinisterRouge on Notice!: I smell a cage match.

howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches)

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @sobermonroe77 the sad and lonely HQ and not sober: Hehehe

Cuteasabutton

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @hortense: Me too! I loved that stupid movie!

@BeAgrestic: Yes, and I think it's exactly what Linds needs too. SR will love her like those stupid, user boys won't.

DorothyZbornak

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @jenndavo: Right thats it, heading to HMV to buy the DVD this weekend...

Cuteasabutton

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Don't hate on Kirstie Alley! I've loved her ever since "It Takes Two." (Please tell me someone else obsessively watched that when they were little).

misssgolightly

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @howdybeep (oh, look -- a monkey):It stands for SinRoo. Yeah, that's right. I'm her lover.

SinisterRouge

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> SR : Surely Retarded

sobermonroe77

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Oh, god, Oprah...

If Oprah becomes a Scientologist--that's like the conversion of Constantine right there.

This must not happen.

braak

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @hortense: D'oh! Great minds!

howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches)

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> I think a Lilo and SamRon relationship is just what America needs.
@a.clever.otter: I know right! Maybe she had some minor road rash? It's not like he just dumped a bottle of rubbing alcohol on the wound, it says "bandages" were involved.

BeAgrestic

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @hortense: For reals! On both accounts. Oh Ethan, how I wish I knew how to masturbate when I was crushing on you.

weedie

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Here I go to write my new hit song, Alone in My Principles.

GeorgeFayne

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> I'm convinced the "SR" was misread -- it's really BA for BangieB.

howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches)

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> God, I hope so, Lilo.
Oprah, nooooooo!
Ethan Embry, did you eat those pot brownies again? Your intials are E.something.E., not EMT.

Trashtastic

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @Cry4Hemp: That little dance he did down the spiral staircase to "Video Killed the Radio Star"? SWOON.

jenndavo

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @a.clever.otter: Aww, I LOVE "That Thing You Do."

funnyface

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> La la la la I can't hear you. You do not speak of ill of The Bass Player. Or anyone else in "That Thing You Do!" He is an upstanding member of society and in the Marines!

not.a.clever.name

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> If your shoulder is injured that means your legs still work, which means you kick him in the balls and walk your ass to the nearest telephone to go to a hospital. Anyone who comes near me and my open wounds with fucking rubbing alcohol will have a pair of bloody stumps to show for it.

battleaxonista

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Also, Ethan Embry! Shame on you! When I was 17 I wanted you to write me an emo-tastic letter and dream about the day we both ate strawberry pop-tarts for breakfast.

hortense

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Speaking of Empire Records!!!
I'll always love you Ethan.

Cry4Hemp

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Oh my god I had the HUGEST crush on Ethan in that movie and Empire Records. I know The Wire is a great show but he isn't looking so good these days. Sigh.

[television.aol.com]

Cuteasabutton

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> The SR stands for "Sorry Ronson". The rest of the inscription is on the inside of the ring. It reads: "I'm with BAngieB."

hortense

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Ooo, ooo, ooo, I have an idea!
It could stand for "Sober! Really!"

mocena

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Aren't Kirstie and O tight? Kirstie did her big bikini bod reveal on O's show.
I just have to share that the first time I saw Kirstie on Cheers I thought she was a transexual.


princessxenu

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