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NotAPrettyGirl — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 08:29:05 EDT

@megankills: Is it weird that I have that song on my ipod?

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NefariousNewt — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 19:53:48 EDT

@blondegrlz: Dunno. If I knew what the criteria were for star commenting, I probably wouldn't work that hard at it. I'm not here to court the limelight... I just put in my two cents and hope to either create/amplify debate or make people laugh.

NefariousNewt

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Trashtastic — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 19:53:44 EDT

@sarabadara: It puts the Joe Dirt in the hole.
@myrtlebeachbum: Congrats sweetpea!
@blondegrlz: I've never had a bestie or a worstie.
@rad_matter: Nope, I don't do Gawker.

Trashtastic

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eraserheadpixies (now representing norwegian xanax and JESUS!1!@#!) — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 19:15:43 EDT

@pink_orchid: Go home!1!2!
I'm pissed off that no one thought my previous comment was enlightening, (and that someone agreed with me on youtube, but whatever.)
Now I'm gonna make my own I Love Pseudo Serial Killers Club, but since obviously no one wants to join, I don't care. And I'll give myself a star!
Seriously, this is a real(ish) club. Someone please join!!

eraserheadpixies (now representing norwegian xanax and JESUS!1!@#!)

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rad_matter — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 19:06:42 EDT

@rad_matter: Oohh, shut up, me. Now there's stars at Jezebel--but I'll never get one because I only think I'm funny.

rad_matter

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rad_matter — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 18:53:57 EDT

@NefariousNewt: I think stars are only handed out at Gawker. And this is NOT a clever repsonse to a query.

rad_matter

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pink_orchid_martini — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 18:15:06 EDT

ok seriously! what is with the stars? at least they explained the star reward system in kindergarden.

*kicks dirt*

im going home.

pink_orchid_martini

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BlondeGrlz — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 18:06:24 EDT

@NefariousNewt: Aparently, getting best comment doesn't mean you get a star. Or maybe just getting best comment last month doesn't count. Hmph. Wait, why don't YOU have one?

@sarabadara: I don't plan on having another wedding, so my options are limited. I think I'll wear it while I give birth. Or maybe during the conception.

BlondeGrlz

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myrtlebeachbum — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 17:52:00 EDT

@NefariousNewt: Bjork ate it.

myrtlebeachbum

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sarabadara — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 17:47:46 EDT

@blondegrlz: I love that you wear your tiara when you vacuum : )

sarabadara

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NefariousNewt — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 17:44:49 EDT

@myrtlebeachbum: My only question now is: where's your star?

NefariousNewt

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BlondeGrlz — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 17:40:02 EDT

@myrtlebeachbum: You have your own man, but we could trade for a few weeks. Might be interesting. My gowns are in the mail.

I wear my tiara from my wedding when I vacuum, and sometimes my veil too.

BlondeGrlz

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sarabadara — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 17:31:04 EDT

@westvillagegirl: @stacyinbean: Jerri might ruin it by trying to get up on everyone though. You know how she does.

sarabadara

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eraserheadpixies (now representing norwegian xanax and JESUS!1!@#!) — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 17:28:22 EDT

Anthony Hopkins in Silence of the Lambs makes me horny, in a slightly disturbing way. I don't know what it is, maybe his voice? His fake serial-killerness? He's like the old-school Dexter. I'm probably the only one that feels this way.
Anyway, MBB, I totally didn't get that joke at first, but when I did I laughed my ass off.
You deserve some kind of award.

eraserheadpixies (now representing norwegian xanax and JESUS!1!@#!)

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pink_orchid_martini — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 17:25:03 EDT

@esmemurphy: now all i hear is cartman from south park screaming it to his toy doll as he plays "lambs" in the basement.

and i also use the lotion line all the time with friends. its somehow hilarious.

pink_orchid_martini

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myrtlebeachbum — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 17:24:28 EDT

@blondegrlz: Bitch, please. You know I have my own tiara. I wore it to my wedding and resurrect it for the Oscars each year.

Send me your gowns, though, body double. Also can I borrow your man.

myrtlebeachbum

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IBinMN — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 17:24:13 EDT

MBB that was one of the best lines I've ever heard. Awesome!

IBinMN

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stacyinbean — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 17:23:09 EDT

@sarabadara: I don't think I could handle how funny that would be!

stacyinbean

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mllej if you're nasty — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 17:22:26 EDT

@Pinkosaurus: Your hubby rocks.

mllej if you're nasty

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westvillagegirl (exhiled in chicago) — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 17:22:24 EDT

@Pinkosaurus: Does he have a 'bro' I could borrow? Cuz damn, all this talk of lotion is getting me HORNEY. Further proof that I am a 15-year-old boy.

westvillagegirl (exhiled in chicago)

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Pinkosaurus — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 17:20:49 EDT

@westvillagegirl: Yeah, times like that really remind me what a keeper he is.

Pinkosaurus

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BlondeGrlz — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 17:20:49 EDT

@myrtlebeachbum: Awesome MBB. Are you going to wear a tiara and feather boa to the ceremony? I have ones you can borrow.

BlondeGrlz

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westvillagegirl (exhiled in chicago) — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 17:19:38 EDT

@Pinkosaurus: I covet your husband, even though I can't see him.

westvillagegirl (exhiled in chicago)

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westvillagegirl (exhiled in chicago) — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 17:19:06 EDT

@sarabadara: The Comfort Zone ... talk about HORROR!!!

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Pinkosaurus — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 17:15:43 EDT

My husband and I were in a SuperTarget the other weekend and he put a bottle of lotion in every basket in the basket section, laughing manically the whole time.

Pinkosaurus

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stacyinbean — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 17:13:52 EDT

@myrtlebeachbum: Are we certain you are not a professional comedienne, you crack my shit up on a daily basis! Congrats mama!

stacyinbean

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sarabadara — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 17:12:57 EDT

@westvillagegirl: from The Comfort Zone.

sarabadara

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esmemurphy — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 17:12:02 EDT

I am so glad I am not the only person who finds a lot of lines from Silence of the Lambs hilarious. Makes me feel less morbid. My personal fave after "it puts the fucking lotion in the fucking basket" is "waaaiiiit. Is she a big fat person?" said in creepy slowed-down sounding voice. Best movie ev-ar for quotables. Well done, Myrtle.

esmemurphy

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hatepaperdoll — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 17:08:53 EDT

@zivah: Maybe your thinking of the "cutting off face while still alive and suspended from ceiling on amyl nitrate" scene from Hannibal?

hatepaperdoll

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zivah — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 17:06:49 EDT

@westvillagegirl: Ah, that is ringing a bell.

zivah

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westvillagegirl (exhiled in chicago) — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 17:05:22 EDT

@sarabadara: That image is killing me. Well, at least she'd have a cheap purse to go with her cheap shoes.

westvillagegirl (exhiled in chicago)

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westvillagegirl (exhiled in chicago) — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 17:04:41 EDT

@zivah: Hanging from ceiling? No, I'm pretty sure the scene in question was when the woman was being held capitive down in that well in BB's basement. Remember, and she manages to get the little dog down with her?

westvillagegirl (exhiled in chicago)

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sarabadara — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 17:01:39 EDT

@westvillagegirl: There's something I'd like to see: Jerri Blank as Clarice.

sarabadara

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zivah — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 16:59:35 EDT

@westvillagegirl: Erm, yes, it has been awhile since I've seen the film. I thought it was a dude, hanging from the ceiling? No?

(Also, y'all should totally email Jessica with suggestions for best comment of the day - turns out she might be listening? Wink wink.)

zivah

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megankills — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 16:57:16 EDT

@jenndavo: Goodbyyyyyyyeeee Hooooorrrrsssseeess.

megankills

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westvillagegirl (exhiled in chicago) — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 16:57:04 EDT

@sarabadara: I can totally imagine Jerry Blank's voice saying that. So funny!

westvillagegirl (exhiled in chicago)

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westvillagegirl (exhiled in chicago) — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 16:56:32 EDT

@zivah: Carolyn was not a dude. Carolyn was the daughter of a senator. At least I think her name was Carolyn.

westvillagegirl (exhiled in chicago)

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Elevendy — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 16:56:03 EDT

Worst comment got the ax already, huh? I didn't even get a chance to see who it was.

Elevendy

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RyanB — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 16:55:09 EDT

@jenndavo: Yes, everyone gives me and my dad shit for quoting it all the timem, espcially my mom. She's so grossed out by the scene. But the use of the word "it" just kills me! I think it's so damn funny.

RyanB

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sarabadara — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 16:55:08 EDT

All right, all right. It puts the lotion on the skin. Say it don't spray it.

sarabadara

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westvillagegirl (exhiled in chicago) — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 16:55:01 EDT

@zivah: Yeah, I'm still laughing at it.

westvillagegirl (exhiled in chicago)

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Elevendy — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 16:54:56 EDT

@SarahBoBara: Silence of the Lambs BB and hostage scene. Advantage is a flea treatment for pets to make it nice and pest free for make pretty dog sweaters. Brilliant, Myrtle.

Elevendy

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zivah — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 16:54:52 EDT

@SarahBoBara: Advantage is flea medicine for dogs, and it goes on the skin. "It puts the lotion on its skin" is a creepy line from Silence of the Lambs, where Hannibal wants dude to lotion up so that he can make a sexy, sexy mask of of the dude's skin later.

zivah

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westvillagegirl (exhiled in chicago) — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 16:54:27 EDT

@myrtlebeachbum: So glad you got the honor you so richly deserved.

That Astrozig is one mean em-eff. Did he not get Moe's sarcasm? I can't tell what it was in reference to.

westvillagegirl (exhiled in chicago)

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sarabadara — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 16:53:14 EDT

I think Buffalo Bob was the guy from Joe Dirt.

sarabadara

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jenndavo — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 16:53:12 EDT

@RyanB: Oops, yes. Buffalo Bob was Bill's younger brother ... never achieved the same level of noteriety, though.

jenndavo

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jenndavo — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 16:51:55 EDT

@RyanB: Me too! MY BF gets pissed -- "It's such a horrific scene, why do you think it's so funny?" -- but I love yell it out while lotioning up.

jenndavo

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Lady Skittlehattington — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 16:51:47 EDT

@myrtlebeachbum: Yay, Myrtle! I would flash you with my cybertits in congratulations but DZ is watching. ;)

Lady Skittlehattington

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Political Party Girl — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 16:51:47 EDT

@myrtlebeachbum: MBB, you made my day! (Hell, you make my day on a regular basis.)

Political Party Girl

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SarahBoBara — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 16:51:23 EDT

i don't get it, the "Advantage" joke. Explain?

SarahBoBara

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zivah — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 16:51:11 EDT

I still think this is the funniest comment that has ever been. Period.

zivah

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CreoleSugar — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 16:50:47 EDT

Jez, I agree with both the best (you rule, that shite was funny!) and the worst (that shite was shitty yo! You can't be burnin' down people's houses cause you don't agree.)

Kudos. *raises cocktail*

CreoleSugar