<![CDATA[Loose Lips - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Maxim is garbage can material.

I remember reading this list a while back, and I couldn't help but think of just how cruel that entire list was and how stupid the comments were. And I will agree with the previous comments that every female celebrity that they do put on the cover ends up looking like some $2 hooker slathered in Vaseline - definitely not my version of pretty.

Plus, I never thought of Sarah Jessica Parker as ugly.
She's not ugly in looks, nor is she ugly in personality. Plus, if she wasn't talented (and didn't have a head for business), then I seriously doubt that she would have lasted 11 years in show business. Kudos to her for hanging in this long and being able to make a name for herself, despite the naysayers.

Go Sarah Jessica!

DiscussBeauty

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @demetria23: I think you may be missing the point here.

GatorGirl

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @MakeMeSmile: As a statistician, I have to weigh in here. The most obvious question is was it a closed answer? I'd be willing to bet 5 whole American dollars that it was, because closed answers are much easier to code than assigning codes to literals. An example of a closed answer:

Kikichanelconspiracy is
a. the wittiest woman living
b. the sexiest woman living
c. the world's greatest lay
d. a caring person

90% answer D, because they don't know me, but feel they have to pick something and it seems like the safest bet. I can in turn say that 9 out of 10 respondents think I'm caring. I don't even have to mention the other choices. Clever, no? Ahh, sadistics.

kikichanelconspiracy

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @beatrice3000: "And she nailed Robert Downey Jr. and JFK Jr."

Whoa. Really?

I always admired her before, but was never jealous.

Later for that. Beeyotch.

Kidding. Sorta.

Rooo sez BISH PLZ

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @BeckyIva: Right on! Also, she was cast as the sexy girl before SATC (Honeymoon in Vegas, L.A. Story, and the First Wives Club). She may not be everyone's cup of tea, but she minds her business and seems pretty classy all around. In summation, Maxim can suck it.

kikichanelconspiracy

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> I don't think she should have responded at all. That kind of bullshit- and we're talking bullshit even for maxim- doesn't deserve a response. They are just trying to capitalize on the 'pissy boyfriends who bitch when their girlfriends want to watch SATC reruns on TBS' demographic.
And why is she talking about how her hubby is dealing with it?

MomoMcgee

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> SJP has enough money (from being paid for the use of her likeness, no less) to buy and enslave the entire staff of Maxim.
And she should, in the name of all women who live here in the real, un-Photoshopped world.

HeartsLikeStars

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> I kinda love SJP for the lack of plastic surgery. More of us need to take a stand and be our own unique, beautiful snowflakes. I won't even say she should eat a little more.

Mama Kinn

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @mepc: I was kind of wondering that too. I thought this came out in January. The less said about it the better, IMO.

Not thrilled either about the "husband's judgment" comment. Makes it sound like, as usual, all that's important is pleezing teh menz.

(In a way, it's a creepy Maxim validation -- like, they're entitled to judge and just happen to be wrong. Eechhh. As opposed to her saying, "They can bite me bacause they're not permitted to judge me that way PERIOD.")

Plus, she is chic and has the SMOKING body. What a bunch of rocksforbrains.

Rooo sez BISH PLZ

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> god, i would hate to be a celebrity.

muxiemux

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> The Maxim piece is so utterly preposterous that I can't even get upset about it. It's just total absurdity with no meaning whatsoever; its only purpose is to fuel controversy & sell magazines. Don't get sucked in by the spin!

As such, I'm just sad to hear it made SJP & Matthew sad. Poor kiddos.

@LeSmoking: I disagree with the "live by the sword..." assessment. No mainstream media would publish this sort of attack on a man; only women have to face this bull. "World's Least Fuckable Dude"?? Unthinkable.

GoodMorningAngels

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @ScarletBegonias: I think it's actually because she's not wearing enough make-up, which concerns me more.

SequinsMakeTheWorldGoRound

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Dear SJP,
I love you. And no, you are not the "traditional" beauty. There is no doubt about your talent and sense of style, and yes most of us live for SATC--thanks for that. But. You are on the cover of every single major fashion magazine, your image is used to market beauty products in TV and print, you are considered the ultimate style icon by some of the most important people in the biz and and you have had one of the longest and most respectable careers of any actress (oh and you once dated JFK Jr.). So then, WHY ARE YOU SO UPSET about something MAXIM has to say? Come on, you shouldn't have even have dignified it with a response. This magazine happens to think that Eva Longoria is the hottest thing on legs, and they are all over K. Kardashian, obviously, they do not hold the most estimated opinion out there. Please stop being so egocentrical. Everyone can't like you. Yes, they were pretty mean to put you below Amy Winhouse. Again, we are talking about Maxim. Please just move on, you are an inspiration to all the "pretty" ugly girls out there. Don't ever change.
XOXO

shelovesyou

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> The fact that Maxim chose to run a piece about the unsexiest women in the world proves what horrible people are on their payroll. I sort of accept that crappy fashion and men's magazines are in the business of peddling unrealistic expectations of beauty, but calling people out for failing to win the genetic lottery is beyond disgusting. Wanna feature Jessica Alba-types in bikinis?-- fine. Wanna ridicule women for refusing to endure the pain and expense of going under the knife to undo what nature gave them?-- evil.

PhillyLass

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @ineffable.me: whew, what a relief! i'm so glad our fictional characters aren't gonna die of teh cancer.

fulana.de.tal

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Between this and Kristin Davis, right about now Cynthia Nixon is thinking, "See, this is why I eat pussy."

Macloserboy

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> SJP radiates niceness and empathy. And those are extremely attractive qualities.

Kilotwat

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> I have never been a fan of SJP appearance wise, but she is not even close to "unsexiest". WTF? And I am glad to hear Mathew god upset. That's a good man, ya'll.

thatsspinach

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> That's so unnecessary. I'm especially bothered since SJP has noted in interviews that she has never had work done. They should if anything applaud natural beauty and it's disappointing that men's magazines go out of their way to put certain women down.

sevendaysofsummer

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> SJP can wear clothes that hardly any women in the world can pull off. Her body is amazing and Maxim is certainly not the best judge of anything attractive, their covers make some incredibly beautiful women look like trailer park hookers. She is almost always perfectly dressed at any event, and I think her beauty is timeless, and all that is far sexier than a plastic face and tits.

stacyinbean

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> I know this has been said, but I'll say it again: "Why the FUCK does any magazine (even maxim) have an unsexiest woman in the world award anyways?" wtf? Why oh why oh why... And Sandra Oh is on it?

SequinsMakeTheWorldGoRound

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Sounds like Maxim was trying to ride the media coattails of the new Sex/City movie and create buzz amongst their male readership that dislike the Sex/City following...cheap, trashy tactic to garner attention/sales on Maxim's part.

I'm NOT a fan of the Sex/City, but even I'll take their part on this one!

AGreenEyeDevil

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Bless SJP. I read that Maxim list and it made me want to cry. They gave Amy Winehouse a thrashing too, yet would never hesitate to disseminate crotch shots of her at the first opportunity. Mixed messages, y'all.

astrozig

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> I think SJP looked more attractive with curly hair rather than straight. It softened her features. I also like her voice and personality, even though she screamed on the show like a little girl.

And maybe they're jealous that SJP has had a long career, since she was 11, though she seemed to only blow up as a star on SATC (besides Honeymoon in Vegas and L.A. Story).

And she nailed Robert Downey Jr. and JFK Jr., two men whose talent, charisma and looks the Maxim guys can never match.

@LeSmoking: She had a good quote in a magazine when Liz Smith praised her "enviable figure":

"I want to say something about that, which is that no real woman should look to any woman in this industry as an example. It's simply not applicable because of the enormous number of advantages we have. Women in this country should be reminded to be healthy rather than to be a size zero. I'm not going to kid you: Money changes everything. I'm fortunate enough to have things like private trainers and yoga classes. I realize that."

beatrice3000

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @JeannieGrrl: Well, I don't read Cosmo, but I've never seen an unsexy list in Vogue and I would never put that magazine in the same category at In Touch. Plus, I think you're missing the point entirely, but I'll let someone else dissect you on that.

chelotoyou

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Whatevs. I love you, SJP! Don't listen to those stupid, asshole motherfuckers!

SBJ

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @SpicyTamale is like the smartest kid with Down Syndrome: PS: I don't like your username :(

BDizzy

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> I don't know, I think there are men that are sexier women than Sarah and my left shoe has more talent. She's very fortunate that Matthew is visually impaired, hearing impaired and mentally unsound (he must be to live with that woman)otherwise she'd be picking up at religious roadhouses in SiblingLove, Utah ;)

Incidentally I am not a Maxim fan, I've always found that woman painfully ugly and untalented. The list is a really sexist and ridiculous thing though, they'll likely drop those sorts of things if Cosmo, Vogue, In Touch and other such mags stop printing sexy men lists, you know, in the name of equality...

That would make women feel better, wouldn't it?

JeannieGrrl

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> SPJ should take this with a grain of salt. From what I have seen, Maxim is hardly an arbitrator on good taste in women. By Maxim's standards, unless a woman is barely postpubescent, has lips like two mashed limpets and smells vagely of plastic and collagen- she is not worth looking at. Anyways, I always had good feelings for SJP--I have been told a few times that I look like her....a fatter, poorer version of her that is.

Witchtit

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> mens magazines are folding at such a crazy rate - they are clearly just trying to up the shock value in a vain attempt to hold on to the edge of the cliff ... its a long way down boys weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

nothanks

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> I knew a guy in college who was OBSESSED with Sarah Jessica Parker. And I feel like there's probably a woman out there that no one has an obsession over. So - not the least sexy woman ever. And how cruel to even publish such a thing.

zivah

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @BeSarcastic: Best (visual!) insult ever. Thank you.

LittleDebbie

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> This kinda reminds me of that childish comment from Gawker, about how you shouldn't go over to Jezebel, because "you'll be pelted with bloody tampons" or something...

See, cause I would gladly throw bloody tampons at whoever thought an "unsexy" list was a good idea.

LittleDebbie

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> I think she's pretty. Who in world cares about Maxim and their stupid lists? They're a fecal matter stain on the underpants of the world's grossest man.

BeSarcastic

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @pengcat:
True.

rantersparadise

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> And this is why I cringe everytime someone tries to tell me that there is no longer a need for feminism. Are we ever going to get to a place where women are not graded, judged and valued solely on their attractiveness to a narrow subset of the male population?

Everyone here promise to raise their sons to value women for more substantive reasons and never rate anyone as least sexy!!!!

pengcat

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Dang SJP! No pussyfooting around. No pretty "I'm disappointed" bullshit. Also love that nobody messes with her man.

Her "woman I wouldn't mind having a beer with" factor just doubled.

JaneBadall

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> I love her. They are just pissed she is way more talented and rich than they are,

SpicyTamale is a GA peach

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Isn't this sort of old news? Didn't Maxim readers decide in like December that she was least sexiest female celebrity or something like that? Why is she still talking about this?
I think it's wrong for Maxim to to call her out on being unattractive but with that being said, I find her to be downright ugly.

mepc

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @funnyface: I think this is a job for Consumerist! Then again, fuck 'em.

chelotoyou

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @hortense: I guess it's an upside to the new American illiteracy!

chelotoyou

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @pssshwhatever: Can you give us his email address so we can let him know what we think of his hateful "award"?

funnyface

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @chelotoyou: No. Their circulation is plummeting, if that makes you feel better.

hortense

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> You know, I feel bad now after posting a snarky comment about her a few weeks back. Truthfully, she is sweet and little with a bangin' body - what lots of men just love. And Maxim sucked before, and sucks more now. Bastards.

mishacat

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Oh Jessie, you can always sell any dream to me.

Kali Mama

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> I think she's adorable!

gold_gato

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @MakeMeSmile: Does anyone really read Maxim? Other than like, teenage boys?

chelotoyou

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Apparently, the Maxim article was a "poll of men's opinions" on who the Unsexiest Woman was and SJP was voted the highest.

What an absolutely horrible thing to say about someone. SJP is gorgeous and it really upsets me that people are allowed to be such bullies openly.

MakeMeSmile

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> SJP's reaction was right on the ball, but probably not the best thing to say to the media. A better response may have been, "hey, in this business ANY list you get on is a good one!" Dismiss Maxim, criticize the industry, and show a little self-effacing humor all in one neat sentence.

ahwannabe

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @katekate: Nicely done.

diosdeguerra

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> I love SJP. I would look like her in a SECOND.

katastic

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Does this piss anyone else off about how the comment insults Matthew's judgment too?!? Umm, it's not about him honey, nor should he make it so. Does that mean that Ferris is just as self-centered as any other celeb? ...sigh....

Bueller? Bueller?

murphita

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> "It upset him [Matthew], because it has to do with his judgment too."

Eesh. I kind of hated that part. His judgement? Like, that he made a mistake in choosing her? Surely it upset him because he couldn't punch the living daylights out of the hacks responsible?

Spenner

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @Sugarless: It's just so absurd, I'm going to have to start using it all the time.

katekate is squared

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> I just wish all those fucking actresses would stop demeaning themselves by posing semi-naked on its covers. Then they complain that they're not 'taken seriously' as both Jessica Alba and Jessica Biel have.

mepo

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Wait, and wasn't Jessica Alba voted one of the sexiest? Wow. If my beauty was being compared to the likes of her, I would feel honored at coming in last place.

NotAPrettyGirl

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @pssshwhatever: Do you think you could somehow just happen upon some photos of contributors & editors at Maxim that could somehow just happen to land in the Jezebel tips inbox?

petuniacat

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @mepo: Doesn't she, though? I always loved that scene.

Archetype

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @cuteasabutton:
I'm glad she says something about it - I'm sure there are girls out there trying to form their own self-esteem who are more SJP than Pam Anderson, who would appreciate the thoughtful opinion from the un-sexy scorned woman. Go SJP - consider the source.

BrutallyHonestBabes

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Fuck Maxim.

That is all.

BitchIsTheNewBlack

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Why would anyone want to be famous - I'd be one massive ball of neuroses. She looks well sexy in SATC when she's dancing round in her pants.

mepo

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> My friend's older brother is the executive editor at Maxim, and those that have made assumptions characterizing their contributers as aging former frat boys that don't know there ass from a hole in the ground are absolutely CORRECT.

And not only do I think SJP is beautiful, but I think she's beautiful in the BEST kind of way - unconventionally. Real men respect that, even if a particular look or person isn't their cup of tea.

pssshwhatever

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @demetria23: That wasn't nice. The point here isn't that SJP is sexy, but that the award of Unsexiest Woman is puerile and offensive, or to paraphrase SJP's "ragey and brutal", totally misogyfukinistic.

SkipToMyLou

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @hortense: haha, brilliant! But I did just get the worst image ever in my head. Gross.

NotAPrettyGirl

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> SJP should just consider it a bullet dodged that none of the bros who work at Maxim will be slobbering over her.

exelizabeth

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> I hate Maxim. And quite honestly, some of the women they have featured in their magazine are offensive, both physically and intellectually. Those that are, pretty are more often than not, dumb as rocks. Also, what can be uglier than everyone looking exactly the same? Most of the women in Maxim have the EXACT same features...lots of plastic, and lots of photoshop.

NotAPrettyGirl

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @katekate: Ah, thank you for making me laugh.

I couldn't laugh at it yesterday.

CreoleSugar

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> You guys, it's Maxim. And everyone knows you can't be sexy enough for Maxim unless you have fake tits, a Mystic tan, smeared eyeliner, and a lack of talent. Also it helps if your cover shot makes it look like someone baptized you in a giant bowl of K-Y Jelly.

hortense

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @SVreader: How about "Rate the douche who works at Maxim"

Cuteasabutton...does not suffer fools gladly.

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @dontbogartthewine: Haha!I saw that episode the other night. Awesome!

Cuteasabutton...does not suffer fools gladly.

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> I think what's so offensive about this is it's a blatant attack on her looks. It's one thing to say that about Britney Spears, who, I'm sorry, is unsexy based more on her actions and choice of dress than anything else. She is still a very pretty girl. SJP is not TRYING to impose a sexpot image on people, they just thrust her into this category and rated her against people who would actually care.

monpetitchou

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> I'm not a Carrie Bradshaw fan, but SJP is a talented and cute gal in my books. Maxim has a whole lotta nerve posting a list of "unsexiest women"...makes me wonder if the guys who came up with this crap were dropped on their heads at birth. So gals, maybe give that birthing stool a re-think?

CrankyOldBroad

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> I would imagine that Mr Rhody would be pretty displeased if I was named unsexiest woman alive, but probably not because it would reflect his judgement. Did she mean that her husband found her attractive until Maxim told him not to? Ferris would never do something like that.

She is clearly not unsexy (stupid, stupid double negative); she is a beautiful woman.

Rhody

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @Leiakat: "I'd like to see the men that decided this, and then we can all rank their 'sexiness' too."

I agree! A special "Rate this Douche" feature in Jezebel, perhaps?

SVreader

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> I've always thought she was really attractive and quite charming. What do the dumbasses at Maxim know? Big fat nothing.

Mrs. Stephen Fry aka MonkeySeeMonkeyDo

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @cuteasabutton: I meant Maxim to grow up, not SJP. Love you girl!

Cuteasabutton...does not suffer fools gladly.

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> SJP is very classy. My response wouldn't have been so nice. I think Maxim's editors are shocked that women beyond a certain age don't just shrivel up and die.

mllej

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> I think we have a consensus that Maxim is the least sexy magazine in the world. Nothing turns me off more than misogynistic, ape-brained men making disparaging, judgmental statements about women based solely on their appearance.

petuniacat

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> I've never thought of her as gorgeous or anything, but "unsexiest?" Seriously? a) is that even a word, b) no, it isn't, and c) she's not ugly by any stretch. So shut up.

katekate is squared

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> My guess is the only purpose that blurb in Maxim served was to boost the writer's ego as he (or she) made sweeping judgments about one particular woman's ability to attract the opposite sex. I hope for one minute he (or she) felt better before they went back to being pathetic and miserable.

murderofcrows

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Less sexy famous women:

Joan Rivers
Rosie O'Donnell

demetria23

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Who the fuck pays attention to what Maxim says anyway? Unsexiest woman? Grow up ferchrissakes! I wouldn't place too much stock in what a man who reads Maxim has to say anyway. You tell 'em sister!

Cuteasabutton...does not suffer fools gladly.

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @Brianne: Carrie quit smoking a while ago. She went on the patch.

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> SJP is totally sexy. Not in some typical LookatmeI'mPamAnderson! kind of way. She's got her own brand of sexy. Stupid Maxim.

Lady Skittlehattington

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @summerwheatley: You know, this is the first time I have ever thought of it as a marriage between Ferris Bueller and Girl-From-Girls-Just-Wanna-Have-Fun.... They are both sexy people.

videogoddess

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> The unsexiest woman in the world??? Fucking disgusting, I hate Maxim. And yeah. What about those ridiculous legs and stomach and breasts??? I would kill to have her body.

YouCan'tDealWithMyInfiniteNature

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @shewhomustbeobeyed: Yes! COMPLETELY. They're the man-bullies who yell derogatory comments to the girls they have crushes on.

chelotoyou

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> I would love to see a photograph of all the Maxim writers and editors. I am sure they are all gorgeous specimens of the male sex.

keldo

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Maxim appears to be written by 13 year old boys so there's that. Also, say whatever you want about the patricia fields wardrobe, SJP herself and her body are awesome. I think Miranda even says that in an episode. Sucks if that's the only way the boys know how to judge a lady, but then again there WAS a southpark ranking the boys from hottest to ugliest... Does that sparkle?

dontbogartthewine

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Who remembers how cute she was in "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun?" F*ck Maxim.

cinemaddict

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Maxim can kiss the collective female ass. Fucking schmucks.

AnnieGetYourFun

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Is it really that bad to be called Unsexiest Woman Alive by the utterly disgusting and unintelligent ass holes who work for Maxim? Seriously. Unsexiest isn't even a word.

georgewroth

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> I think it's a backlash. She's been overexposed and capitalized on being a sex symbol (hello, SATC, Garnier commercials, Bitten)and that sort of thing invites heightened screnity. Live by the sword...

Also, I don't buy the argument that she serves as an empowering role model because she's not conventionally pretty. Her body is ridiculous, in the most unattenable for the everyday woman kind of way.

LeSmoking

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> I'm no SJP fan, but that really irks me. For one, I can definitely see how some men would find her attractive, and for another, really? The unsexiest woman in the world? We need that sort of thing?

Also, she gets major respect for her response.

chasingpavements

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Come on. Maxim is not the damn last word on beauty! They are not in reality! Every page is an airbrushed, tan, plastic girl sticking her but in the camera. Who are they to judge what everythings is beautiful?

And i wish SJP would get over this. I have heard her mention it at least three times. Its just giving them more power.

hammerimissu

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> "What the fuck is a Maxim?! Where he from, Africa? Your momma ain't name you no damn Maxim!"

katekate is squared

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> ouch thats just mean maxim.
i mean yeah i think she wears too much makeup but that doesnt mean shes is the unsexiest woman in the woorld.

ScarletBegonias

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> You just know the Maxim guys are a bunch of fratboy rejects that think Mystery is someone to emulate.

shewhomustbeobeyed

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Also not a big SJP fan ('girls just wanna have fun' aside), but I liked her response to Maxim. And I like imagining Ferris Bueller's reaction to the magazine.

summerwheatley

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Maxim must be age-discriminatory in their least sexy woman competition. Becuase I'd say plastic 60-year old celebrities with fish lips are far less sexy!

angrycandy

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> What sort of shitty magazine votes on an Unsexiest Woman award? Fuck you, Maxim. Your idea of "sexy" is about as realistic and truthful as Rush Limbaugh's definition of "feminist."

Scoregasm

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> maybe i'm in the minority, but i think she's gorgeous and always has been. she's sexy, beautiful, classy, smart, well-spoken... don't really have anything bad to throw in. aside from which, it's one thing to make "sexiest" lists, but "unsexiest"??? me= horrified. what insecure and lonely male thought that one up, hm?

anniehall

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @shewhomustbeobeyed: nobody cares about Maxim anyway.

well that's def the truth.

jewess

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> She might not be traditionally pretty, but she is cute and energetic. Maybe too skinny, but attractiveness is often in the unusual.

I'd like to see the men that decided this, and then we can all rank their 'sexiness' too.

Leiakat

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Not a huge SJP fan, but that says way more about Maxim than it does about her. Also, wasn't Avril Lavigne on that list? And wasn't she recently on the cover of Maxim?

lalaland13

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> My husband commented the other day that SJP has an amazing body, so there, Maxim!

chelotoyou

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> I'm not a big SJP fan, but that Maxim stuff was just so unnecessarily harsh. It was so schoolyard bully cruel. FUCK OFF MAXIM.

Jerseylicious

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Yeouch. Maxim sucks for even naming some celeb least sexy. Every woman that kinda looks like SJP is now questioning her attractiveness.

Pinkosaurus

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @JessicaLovejoy: Backstairsly: I have a mole to the right of my nose. My derm said not to mess with it; she would need to stitch it up, and she couldn't guarantee there wouldn't be a scar. SJP might have gotten similar advice.

brendastarlet is on it

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @marvel girl: And when you say "we" you mean Maxim.

BDizzy

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> I think that might be the only sincere comment I've ever heard from a celebrity. Maxim can suck it.

violetbeauregarde

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> GO SJP!!! I think she's incredibly sexy, and I have plenty of straight male friends who agree.

BeckyIva

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> I felt so horrible for her. I can't imagine being in that kind of position. She seems to have a good head on her shoulders about it, though.

Archetype

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> I worked on Sex and the City for many years and I know a lot of people hate on SJP, but I gotta say, as a boss she ruled. Very nice, professional, and actually down-to-earth.

I find her very pretty and nobody cares about Maxim anyway.

shewhomustbeobeyed

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> SJP doesn't have Botox like I don't have an unhealthy m+ms addiction.

Not usually a fan of Alex Kuczynski, but in her book about plastic surgery, she was really funny about SJP's botox addiction- "working the bunny lines" I believe was the quote

SkipToMyLou

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> I'm willing to buy the "Madge was touting the album, Guy was making a movie" excuse, except for one thing. The Rock Hall ceremony is a big deal. Honorees sometimes show up with tables full of family and friends. For Guy to skip it seems very cold.

brendastarlet is on it

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> I don't think she's the least sexy woman in the world. I wouldn't say she's a sex symbol per se, but I think she looks normal and natural. The only truly unsexy things about her SATC character is the constant smoking. I bet Carrie smells terrible.

Brianne

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Say what you will about SJP....but she never got that mole removed. And it is in the most unfortunate, witchy position possible.

Jessica Hussein Lovejoy: BRB, getting Rahm'ed

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> It really is sad that we expect female actors to be full of plastic to think they're attractive. They can't just look like... normal women.

marvel girl

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