Donatella Versace As God Intended Her: Behind Glass - Jezebel Comments

Donatella Versace As God Intended Her: Behind Glass

steven_scareplanes — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 14:10:02 EDT

she looks like an extra from living in the land of the lost.

steven_scareplanes

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CreoleSugar — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 14:03:00 EDT

@Trashtastic IS the new Setouchi: Hahhaaa!

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Trashtastic — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 14:00:56 EDT

@Sugarless: ok, here ya go:

My Worthless Ex-Husband walks into the bar and sits down next to a gay man not knowing that he's gay. A few drinks later the gay man says, "If you come into the back room with me, I'll give you a blowjob." He gets up and walks into the back room.
A few minutes later, My Worthless Ex-Husband goes to the back room and proceeds to beat the gay man within and inch of his life.
When he gets back to the barstool, the bartender asks "Why did you do that?"
"Well," says My Worthless Ex-Husband, "he said something about a job..."

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PICKLES — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 13:57:40 EDT

She's ugly. Heinously ugly. Period. No real discussion is necessary.
srsly, abominable that it is self inflicted.

@Lady Skittlehattington, Worsties Guild President: I had a bowl of bitchy for breakfast. Delicious!

PICKLES

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thatsgneissdear — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 13:50:53 EDT

I still think she looks kind of like a grouper. Or maybe a monkfish? With a blonde wig. And a bad tan.

thatsgneissdear

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JustZoot — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 13:50:29 EDT

Totes Janice from the Muppet Show.

IMHO, the hair is not doing her any favors. It's all flat at the top, then poofs out closer to her shoulders, like a growing-out perm. It echoes her flat nose & exagerrated poufy lips. If she's doing that with her hair, then this must be what she wants her face to look like. I'd like to see her without all the makeup - I wonder what she actually looks like.

Rockin' bod, though. Damn! I wasn't built like that at 20, much less at her age.

JustZoot

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Lady Skittlehattington — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 13:47:33 EDT

@AlmostZooey: There, there. There will be other times, I'm sure.

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Sweat87 — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 13:46:12 EDT

But.. But.. The guy calling her ugly is like shitty looking himself?

Sweat87

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AlmostZooey — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 13:35:10 EDT

@Lady Skittlehattington, Worsties Guild President: Sigh, I know... you can't even begin to understand the disappointment I feel because I missed out on using that quote earlier in the post...

AlmostZooey

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ZoeStars — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 13:28:55 EDT

Her face is going to give me nightmares for weeks. Ladies, let this be an example to all of us. She is a walking PSA for what too much botx and plastic surgery can do to your face. So's Heidi Fleiss. Scary faces both.

ZoeStars

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CreoleSugar — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 13:22:19 EDT

@Trashtastic IS the new Setouchi: Can we? I love a good dirty joke.

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Lady Skittlehattington — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 13:21:45 EDT

@AlmostZooey: Oh NOW you get here with your clever quotes.

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AlmostZooey — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 13:18:18 EDT

@Lady Skittlehattington, Worsties Guild President: "Ah…we are all beautiful bitches, ah? Now let's go to my private jet and go to that fancy McDonald's in Monte Carlo."

AlmostZooey

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Elephant-Island — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 13:16:57 EDT

Bangin' body, hellish mug. Who cares ?

Elephant-Island

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Trashtastic — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 13:11:33 EDT

@ineffable.me: Well Rachel Ray tells me what to eat all the time. Does this count?

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Trashtastic — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 13:08:03 EDT

@Sugarless: Its okay, sweetie. You come sit by me and we can tell dirty jokes instead.

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ineffable.me — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 13:04:37 EDT

@DeeJayQueue: Designers dont "tell others how to look" anymore that writers "tell others what to read" or chefs "tell others what to eat".
give it a rest.

ineffable.me

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N i s t h a — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:59:30 EDT

I just wish she would try and be a bit more natural. It's like she's afraid of what the world might think if she didn't get this done or that dyed. :S

For me, it's just like, "How do you expect me to thik that I'll look beautiful in your clothes, when you aren't comfortable in even your own skin?"

N i s t h a

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Lady Skittlehattington — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:55:07 EDT

If Donatella hadn't done this to herself, I would be opposed to making fun of her. But that is, in fact, a frightening face. A terrifying visage. A bloodcurdling countenance. And a number of other synonyms as well.

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Trashtastic — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:53:58 EDT

@FATAL_BIPOLAR_HOTNESS: dammit! I just ate lunch! Warn me next time.

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CreoleSugar — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:52:43 EDT

@DeeJayQueue: I thought I'd responded to this already.

We.don't.agree. We don't have to agree.

You do your thing, I'll do mine. I just can not bash another woman for her looks. EVER.

I'm not making some judgment on what you should do, but I can make a judgment on how I'll behave.

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CrankyOldBroad — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:50:41 EDT

Good Lord I cannot look at any picture of this woman without having to look away. Does she not realize what she has done to her face over the years???

CrankyOldBroad

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DeeJayQueue — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:49:39 EDT

@Sugarless: She chose to make money by telling others how they should look. Turnabout is fair play. If she's going to peddle clothes and jewelry and fragrances, her face shouldn't look like a bowl of chili that a car drove over.

DeeJayQueue

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sjct — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:45:46 EDT

I'm not saying she's ugly; that would be cruel. I'm just saying she's funny-looking. Funny=odd. Funny=haha. Either definition works.

sjct

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lemmeout — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:45:37 EDT

Simon is my hero. That DV quote on the glass, genius.

lemmeout

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FATAL_BIPOLAR_HOTNESS — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:45:32 EDT

Simon Doonan should hire her as cheif security @ Barney's.. Scare the theives..

FATAL_BIPOLAR_HOTNESS

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FATAL_BIPOLAR_HOTNESS — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:43:23 EDT

Things that make you go Hmmmmm.... [www.dlisted.com]

FATAL_BIPOLAR_HOTNESS

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CreoleSugar — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:43:18 EDT

@DeeJayQueue: She makes her living from fashion/housewares. I believe her brother started the business and she continued after his death. If she were a plastic surgeon advocating others to have her face I could see the point.

My objection isn't the comments on what she was wearing but rather the ones about her face.
It is her face - she's the one that must live with it. If she used surgery to get to this point then she must like the way her face looks.

I just choose not to bash a woman about her physical appearance.

JessicaLovejoy: Y SO DYKEISH?

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SniperAndAPastryChef — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:40:30 EDT

@AthertonMerriweather: Exactly what I was thinking!

SniperAndAPastryChef

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Lizawithazee — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:39:40 EDT

Was that Maya Rudolph yelling, "Donnatella! Donnatella!"??

Lizawithazee

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cinemaddict — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:39:31 EDT

Whatever. She looks like dude from the TV version of Beauty and the Beast. You know, the one with Linda Hamilton. Fuck it.

cinemaddict

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JessicaLovejoy: Y SO DYKEISH? — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:38:34 EDT

@nolongerinacubiclebutstillawhore: OMG, I love to think she makes people go all JESUS CHRIST IT'S DONATELLA GET IN THE CAR.

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Trashtastic — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:37:50 EDT

Does anyone else want to brush her bangs out of her eyes? Its bugging me something fierce.....

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LaComtesse — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:37:45 EDT

@AthertonMerriweather: Best. Sketch. Ever. I spent half of high school doing my impression of Maya Rudolph's impression of Donatella Versace. The best one is when she has the children's show and has a nylons "sock" puppet. "What do you want to do today Mr. Sock Puppet? 'I want to smoke cigarettes and look good.' Oh! I love you. Get out of here before I love you too much."

LaComtesse

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DeeJayQueue — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:34:56 EDT

@Sugarless: When people make their living off their looks, and by telling other people what they should wear, we can judge them all we want.

DeeJayQueue

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dontbogartthewine — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:34:01 EDT

@TheFormerJuneBronson:
I RAN right into that one. Oi.

dontbogartthewine

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little stripes — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:33:47 EDT

She frightens me.

little stripes

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hatepaperdoll — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:33:28 EDT

@nolongerinacubiclebutstillawhore: Now I kind of love her too. That's a great story.

hatepaperdoll

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Lady Skittlehattington — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:31:27 EDT

@NefariousNewt: How nice of you to say. I had my Wheaties this morning. (Okay, it was a bagel, but you get the idea.)

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ExtraMayo — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:31:19 EDT

Her best hope is to let her bangs grow over her nose, across her lips and around her neck.

ExtraMayo

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zivah — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:31:18 EDT

@NefariousNewt: Well, yeah. Or that.

zivah

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MadameX — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:27:39 EDT

I rode up an elevator with Donatella Versace and her entourage last year when my dad was hospitalized at UCLA. I think her outfit cost more than my entire wardrobe.

MadameX

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NefariousNewt — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:26:54 EDT

@funnyface: And has no ass anymore, because it has all been injected into her lips.

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NefariousNewt — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:26:12 EDT

@Lady Skittlehattington, Worsties Guild President: I stand corrected: if that comment doesn't win a best comment of the day there is no justice.

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funnyface — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:26:04 EDT

@Sugarless: I'm not asking her to change it. I'm just sayin', it's OK to snark on someone if they MAKE themselves look ridiculous.

funnyface

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Scoregasm — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:25:55 EDT

I don't care if she decides to get enough plastic surgery to turn her face inside out. I am worried about all the tanning, though. Good God woman, you're asking for a melanoma.

Scoregasm

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NefariousNewt — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:25:27 EDT

@zivah: Or being hit in the face by a shovel.

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NefariousNewt — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:23:40 EDT

@Lady Skittlehattington, Worsties Guild President: Ok, if that doesn't win a best comment of the day, there is no justice.

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NotAPrettyGirl — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:20:52 EDT

@funnyface: Yes! I was going to say the same thing. If she were naturally unattractive, I wouldn't say a thing about her. This is self-inflicted and open for public scrutiny.

NotAPrettyGirl

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CreoleSugar — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:20:09 EDT

@funnyface:
And clearly she's altered her appearance to something she currently enjoys....so why change it for others?

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CreoleSugar — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:19:25 EDT

@amyltall: Unless of course she likes her face and doesn't feel she needs to change it.

I'm not attacking, just wondering why it is so shocking that someone with money would change themselves to please someone else.

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NotAPrettyGirl — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:19:18 EDT

@Lady Skittlehattington, Worsties Guild President: Never! Not possible. He's the greatest. He'd laugh at your comment. I'm sure of it.

NotAPrettyGirl

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funnyface — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:18:12 EDT

@Sugarless: Except that she looks the way she does because she has willfully altered her appearance. I mean, I would not make fun of someone who can't help the way they look, but Donatella here bleaches, botoxes, tans and sculpts herself to look like the cariacature she has become.

funnyface

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TheFormerJuneBronson — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:17:05 EDT

@dontbogartthewine: If only she would!

I...have nothing at all nice to say.

TheFormerJuneBronson

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DoNotStalk — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:16:44 EDT

She's leathery. Her daughter is so pretty now that she's gotten treatment for her anorexia and gained a few pounds. I imagine that's what Donatella used to look like, before her tanning and plastic surgery. And drugs, I imagine.

DoNotStalk

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amyltall — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:16:20 EDT

Yeah, I had the same thoughts about "I shouldn't put her down for the way she looks"...but DAMN. You would think that someone with that much money wouldn't look like she'd shut her lips in a door. And as several others have pointed out, she apparently WANTED to look this way, with surgery. Ick.

amyltall

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Lady Skittlehattington — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:16:16 EDT

@NotAPrettyGirl: I feel as if I've besmirched the memory of Don Knotts.