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Katie Holmes: A Whiter Shade Of Pale

cocoesq — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 08:57:21 EDT

You're right. It would be much better if she sprayed herself orange or encased herself under carcinogenic lights and got all leathery and shriveled.

cocoesq

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goodcheapfun — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 07:12:17 EDT

Proof positive that not eating ages a person.

goodcheapfun

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beeble — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 00:27:36 EDT

Girl looks beat.

I think she's gorgeous usually, but she does seem sad in this photo.

beeble

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pink_orchid_martini — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 22:51:58 EDT

im a pale girl and i dont need to get a cheeto glow to be hot.

lets have a pale party! come glow in the dark at my place. i have rum

pink_orchid_martini

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Dear Blond Diary... — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 22:30:35 EDT

pale is pretty

Dear Blond Diary...

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LipstickLibrarian — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 22:29:49 EDT

@funnyface: Depends on your hair type. I have a very similar style (longer bangs), and it's practically wash 'n wear.

LipstickLibrarian

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TrixieBelden — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 22:14:35 EDT

@battleaxonista: To be fair I did hear on the news this morning what a philanthropist she is and how she's reached out to Britney to try and help her get her shit together.
But yes, Mel is crazy as well and I'm ashamed of my mensa-level contribution to this thread.

TrixieBelden

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Final — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 22:14:18 EDT

Scientology if frowning upon you all.

Final

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nyobserver — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 21:48:30 EDT

Does not look happy.

nyobserver

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Iconocleft — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 20:39:05 EDT

Separate, but related news via nydailynews.com and presently blowing my mind: Katie Holmes for ARMANI. Yes! She's doing a kid's line, bringing da' Suri to the (middle) masses! I can't decide if the entire affair is a stroke of evil genius or dementia. Maybe both?
I mean, KH is sooo purty, looks incredible lately (thanks to her new biz partner, apparently). And, um, she certainly makes headlines. But, WTF?! She gets her shit together for, like, a SEASON, and gets blessed by Armani?!

But perhaps this is really all about the miraculous powers of Suri Holmes-Cruise???

Iconocleft

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funnyface — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 19:52:03 EDT

@blondegrlz: Aw, gurrrl, you don't need no stinkin' star!

funnyface

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somaholiday — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 19:46:33 EDT

At least she's not trying to make her skin something it's not (aka orange glow).

somaholiday

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Skinny Bone Jones — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 19:23:03 EDT

I love it when my GF is sleepyfaced. Pounce!

Skinny Bone Jones

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BlondeGrlz — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 19:22:29 EDT

@Trashtastic IS the new Setouchi: Can you just beg the powers that be to give me a star? I'm feeling so inadequate around all you super-commenters. Now I know how a man with a small peen feels in the steam room.

BlondeGrlz

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ULookinAtMyJunk is the Hate Mitigator — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 19:17:58 EDT

@perphiction: Yea, my coworker and I were commenting on these pics of Amy earlier...so friggin' disturbing! I get the impression that they threw her butt in rehab and cleaned her up long enough for her to do a passable performance at the Grammys, then there was a total reversion back to what she was. That girl is not doing okay.

On the other hand, Katie looks absolutely stunning in comparison.

ULookinAtMyJunk is the Hate Mitigator

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Trashtastic — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 19:02:03 EDT

@blondegrlz: bwahahaha! Best Late Day Comment!

Trashtastic

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warbean — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 19:01:48 EDT

cute coat. cute haircut. sleepyface.

also, i won an impromptu "palest legs in the dorm" contest in college. still undefeated.

warbean

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BrutallyHonestBabes — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 19:00:50 EDT

Love the hairdo, love the pale, love the outfit, love the chillax face. She just out walking about! Geesh.

BrutallyHonestBabes

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Trashtastic — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 19:00:30 EDT

Gorgeous and I don't even respect her.

So there. =P

Trashtastic

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nodoubt9203 [אִיזָבֶל] — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 18:59:28 EDT

i wanna be that pale!

nodoubt9203 [אִיזָבֶל]

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hotpotatoes — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 18:50:13 EDT

@battleaxonista: Yeah, nobody does crazy quite like Mel. At least you never hear Tom saying anything that would make people's grandparents cry. Also, I appreciate the different approach Scientologists take in their evangelical endeavors: soooo fricking rude! I'd like to see Mormons or Jehova's Witnesses get away with that. The other day while walking past the Scientology building downtown, I passed these two girls who were trying to persuade this older guy. He asked if he could just take the free literature they were handing out cuz he was really busy and one of the girls was like, "Excuse me!!! Do you think you could maybe let me finish first?" Haha! And he actually did!

hotpotatoes

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hotpotatoes — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 18:44:17 EDT

What the hex people? She's a white lady, ergo pigmentally challenged! If she's got skin like I do (and I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemies. Lie! I would, I so would.), her skin shrivels and splotches instantly on contact with the sun. I'm sooo fed up with people telling me to get more sun or lay off on the greasy sunscreen--I do not tan, I burn and freckle, and I'm not talking about cute, pre-adolescent freckles, either. I'm talking the scary, cancerous looking kind that has to be burned off with lasers. Too bad I was stupid to listen back when I might have actually been able to do something about it. Instead, I get to spend the rest of my twenties looking like I'm in my thirties already! I say, hurray for Katie for actually succeeding in protecting her delicate, pasty complection.

Pale girl rant: complete. I shall speak no more on the subject forever.

hotpotatoes

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pishposhspice — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 18:41:29 EDT

The tone of her skin isn't the issue. She looks sad, y'all. Of course, they say if you marry for money, you will earn every dollar of it.

pishposhspice

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pureblarney — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 18:38:47 EDT

No me gusta.

pureblarney

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faire-la-moue — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 18:36:48 EDT

@battleaxonista: i don't think mel gibson's wife is like 15 years younger and an ex-dawson's creeker.

faire-la-moue

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ohgoodness — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 18:31:22 EDT

I'm totes going to have matching haircuts with my kids, too.

ohgoodness

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blackbirdfly — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 18:25:50 EDT

Dammit, leave us pasty bitchez alone!

blackbirdfly

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perphiction — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 18:25:04 EDT

I know this is off topic, but we need to page Dr. Jezebel for info on the latest Amy Winehouse facial sores.

[dlisted.com]

perphiction

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Livefrommycouch — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 18:24:23 EDT

Katie isn't naturally pale though. If she were to get out of the Scieno Center (eh, house), she would have a bit of color to her. As I recall, little Joey Potter had quite a tan back in the day.

Livefrommycouch

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doggotmyshoes — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 18:19:13 EDT

I wanna be an orange-ass-fake-tan-bitch intead of the stupid-ass-skin-cancer bitch....or just pale.

doggotmyshoes

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Catie — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 18:19:11 EDT

Hey now, wasn't there just an article about how guys dig pale chicks? Errr...kind of?

Catie

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Catie — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 18:18:17 EDT

Hey now, wasn't there just an article posted about how guys dig pale chicks? Errr...kind of?

Catie

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BDizzy — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 18:17:18 EDT

@funnyface: @misssgolightly: @Le Kangourou de Kataroo (Bjork did it).: For reals! Lay off the pale ladies! The topic makes this pale lady tiiiiired.

BDizzy

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jezebelacious — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 18:14:30 EDT

@battleaxonista: Or a gay crazy alien.

jezebelacious

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Antonella — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 18:12:41 EDT

The word "dour" comes to mind.

Antonella

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battleaxonista — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 18:12:12 EDT

@thatsspinach: It just pisses me off because no one does this shit, when say Mel Gibson's wife is out for a stroll. And his version of 'Christianity' is just as weird as anything people say about Scientology, I mean he thinks his wife is going to hell for taking Latin mass for chrissakes. I just really don't get how the Cruises get so much condemnation heaped upon them for Tom jumping on a couch and saying anitdepressnats are evil because honestly a lot of famous people have said/done worse things and we go 'eh.'

battleaxonista

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jhezika — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 18:11:06 EDT

I still love her hair.

jhezika

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Jezebabe — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 18:07:42 EDT

I must say Ilove the yellow peacoat, and it goes well with the navy of her shirt...

Jezebabe

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BeAgrestic — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 18:06:30 EDT

@blondegrlz: word. This picture makes me sad. Part of me cares about Katie. I hope that $3 mil a year she's banking to stay married to Maverick is worth it.

BeAgrestic

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flackette is frustrated — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 18:06:01 EDT

Psstttt...Holmes, not Homes.

flackette is frustrated

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thatsspinach — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 18:02:43 EDT

@battleaxonista: That's what I was thinking. I feel bad for her. I hope Tom isn't really how all the tabloids would have you believe. I hope she has SOME happiness.

thatsspinach

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funnyface — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 18:01:16 EDT

Pale and PROUD.

I also love her rumpled bob. These cuts are hard to style.

funnyface

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BlondeGrlz — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 17:59:49 EDT

@stacyinbean: She's going through Scientology traini-, uh, brainwa-, uh, indoctrin-, uh, preschool right now.

BlondeGrlz

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wolf biter — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 17:58:51 EDT

That is one cute haircut. I wish I had the stones to do nice thick bangs like that.

wolf biter

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battleaxonista — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 17:58:48 EDT

If my every living breathing moment was occupied by 1000 crazy paps and daily memes on how my husband is A) gay or B) crazy or C) an alien I would be rocking the grumpface MUCH more often than she does.

battleaxonista

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homeslice — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 17:57:44 EDT

@stacyinbean: space.

homeslice

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stacyinbean — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 17:57:19 EDT

I haven't seen Suri in forever, where is that little munchkin?!

stacyinbean

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SarahBoBara — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 17:56:48 EDT

she can be really beautiful in some photos, really zombie in some photos. Funny how much people use these random pics to read into her life.

SarahBoBara

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BlondeGrlz — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 17:56:25 EDT

GIVE ME THAT COAT RIGHT NOW!

BlondeGrlz

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misssgolightly — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 17:56:17 EDT

What's with the pale hating, yo? Pale is beautiful. Don't get me wrong, so is tan! And black! And every other color of skin! I just hate orange-ass-fake-tanned bitches.

misssgolightly

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marie123 — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 17:56:12 EDT

Oh come on, that picture isn't fair. Bet she just got up.

She's got a beautiful face even without make-up/first thing in the morning...wonder if Tom gives her nightmares.

marie123

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homeslice — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 17:55:47 EDT

What a sad looking girl.

homeslice

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 17:55:39 EDT

"She's too tan!" "She's too pale!"

Ugh. What happened to being yourself. WHO CARES?!

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

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mllej if you're nasty — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 17:55:38 EDT

More sleepyface than anything else.

mllej if you're nasty