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ThaKadinskyPapers — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 19:45:57 EDT

'Red rage rose within her like the mercury in a toffee thermometer until she reached the boiling point of fudge.'...

Why would a toffee thermometer have mercury in it? That makes about as much sense as this unabomber's 'novel'.

ThaKadinskyPapers

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Cunning_Linguist — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:58:16 EDT

@Neutralize: Agreed. I'm totally gonna buy it anyway.

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TruculentandUnreliable — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:56:57 EDT

@BritneyCanadaWhore: That was fucking deep, yo. Also, it feels like it was six months ago to me.

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Neutralize — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:55:48 EDT

That sounds like a book I'd love to look at and absolutely hate to read.

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BritneyCanadaWhore — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:48:10 EDT

was that already a month ago? really? goddamn.

i feel like the tick tocks of time are flying by me like an unkindness of ravens and i am but a lowly scarecrow standing stock-still in my field of empty dreams.

BritneyCanadaWhore

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mepo — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:38:08 EDT

I like a good hard toffee thermometer in the morning.

mepo

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JessicaLovejoy: Y SO DYKEISH? — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:34:31 EDT

See, if I had a toffee thermometer, one day I'd go on a bad binge and break it open.

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