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beatrice3000 — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 21:46:30 EDT

@funnyface: Yeah, I don't like her whisper-baby voice. She was so much better with the gospel-pop voice and looking like she was having more fun singing "Someday," Emotions," and "Fantasy." I don't mean she should stay stuck in the 90's, but the baby-voice at nearly 38 is weak.

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Charlotte Corday — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:10:42 EDT

NOOOOO! they're screening no. 1 ladies' detective agency over easter weekend in the uk--it looks AWESOME. i made my mum promise to tape it so i can watch it when i get to london.

RIP mr minghella.

Charlotte Corday

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bigtittycommittee — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 14:11:47 EDT

y'all bitches best to back off my mc.

bigtittycommittee

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hellodarling! — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 13:36:52 EDT

@ineffable.me: Seriously (about both, but specifically the brain comment - my ex's dad died a couple of years ago when we were in college. He fell off a ladder, not very far, and died instantly in front of ex's two brothers.

Ahhh, going to call my dad now.

hellodarling!

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stacyinbean — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 13:30:05 EDT

@Lady Skittlehattington, Worsties Guild President: Is it because he wrote a book about cheating on his first wife so his kids can read it later? No, I'm not just bitter because the yankees got him, dude is a major d-bag!

stacyinbean

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brendastarlet is on it — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 13:25:34 EDT

@Macloserboy: Wow, are you lucky. I burst a blood vessel in my eye last week. I actually heard the pop, and my eye looked like hell. That was enough of a freak-out for me.

brendastarlet is on it

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Xavoc — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 13:11:18 EDT

@Ms. Pants: I prefer the more politically correct term of "Batshit Crazy"

Xavoc

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ineffable.me — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 13:08:41 EDT

@Ms. Pants: she was probably telling a story about a friend and didnt remember which friend it was and said something like "dick or tommy", and the interviewer thought she said dichotomy.

ineffable.me

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ineffable.me — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 13:07:32 EDT

@spectatertot: yeah i remember that movie! poor thing :(

ineffable.me

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Ms. Pants — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 13:05:07 EDT

"It's a dichotomy, I understand," she tells Allure magazine. "I understand that people think I'm a ditzy moron."

Does anyone else have a hard time believing that Mariah Carey would use the word "dichotomy?"

Ms. Pants

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ThePlasticMac — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:54:14 EDT

@Xavoc: Great -- wow I can't stop thinking about Millsey and her prosthetic leg on a rascal-like scooter going haywire on late night tele! I'd like to drink my coffee, not snort it, thanks ;) Oh, and kudos for the Farley reference. Gotta love that.

ThePlasticMac

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nicebrownboy — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:47:01 EDT

Oh gosh. I hope Max is ok.

nicebrownboy

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mwynn13 — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:37:35 EDT

I think the term "advocate" is Brit for "lawyer". I don't think anyone in their right mind would advocate her existence in the sense we use the word.

mwynn13

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We Don't Live in the 60s — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:34:45 EDT

@Macloserboy: That must have been terrifying. Glad that you're alright.

We Don't Live in the 60s

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Xavoc — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:32:54 EDT

And then, she will die in some sort of staged papparazi chase so that she can attempt to be mourned ala Princess Di. Only, she'll secretly be living in a van, down by the river, in Brazil.

Xavoc

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Xavoc — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:29:12 EDT

@ThePlasticMac: Nah, she'll shortly be featured on late night tv marketing about how you too can convince medicare to pay for your prosthetic leg ala the Scooter Store. Eventually it will go primetime, and then she will start advocating for government coverage of elective amputation for fetishists...

Xavoc

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Lady Skittlehattington — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:26:31 EDT

@NotAPrettyGirl: I'd never get any work done.

Lady Skittlehattington

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ThePlasticMac — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:23:33 EDT

It will be a small consolation to now watch NotLinda fall into obscurity -- amid, perhaps, a few, crazy blips. Macca can get back to biznass!

p.s. Pauly, srsly, stop with the hair dye. You were the salt'n'pepper hotness in the Press video. xoxo ThePlasticMac

ThePlasticMac

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petuniacat — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:19:27 EDT

@Macloserboy: Wow, that must've been a scary experience, to put it lightly. I'm glad you're ok.

petuniacat

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Trashtastic is proud to be an American!!!! — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:19:04 EDT

@myrtlebeachbum: @NefariousNewt: Newt's right. Bjork wants to unicorn rape her and then kill her slowly, possible by the light of the sister fire.

Trashtastic is proud to be an American!!!!

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NotAPrettyGirl — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:17:28 EDT

@Lady Skittlehattington, Worsties Guild President: Deal. Johnny Damon is a keeper. If only this was a real possibility and not just my afternoon cubicle fantasy :(

NotAPrettyGirl

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Xavoc — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:17:05 EDT

@KidPresentable: Are you saying the judge thinks her case doesn't have a leg to stand on?

Xavoc

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Macloserboy — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:16:42 EDT

Wow. I had a cerebral hemorrhage last summer. No reason. Just "pop" and my head filled with blood. I'm okay now, but I know I was lucky.

Macloserboy

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BrutallyHonestBabes — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:14:36 EDT

@LadyE:
I will be watching out for that! That series of books is one of the few in which I think a man has written women well and believably. And thanks for the book recommendation!

BrutallyHonestBabes

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spectatertot — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:13:58 EDT

@ineffable.me: yeah, his kid was the lead in Art School Confidential (little indie movie from about 2 years ago from the dudes who did Ghost World). i think he goes to Columbia right now?

spectatertot

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brendastarlet is on it — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:13:49 EDT

@funnyface: I kept waiting for her to bust loose -- there were several spots in both songs where she could have. I think her upper register is gone, thanks to her meltdown a few years ago. You have to baby the instrument.

brendastarlet is on it

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Leiakat — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:13:26 EDT

People.com says that Minghella was having a growth removed. My mother lost a cousin to the same operation, the neck can be so delicate. They thought it would be easy and quick. The shock of his death actually caused the death to his twin.

Leiakat

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Lady Skittlehattington — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:12:39 EDT

@NotAPrettyGirl: Okay, I'll settle for a different ass, I suppose. Maybe Johnny Damon's. I love him so. (Not just because he's from Kansas either.)

Lady Skittlehattington

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petuniacat — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:11:58 EDT

@summerwheatley: Kudos to the Judge for saying it like it is:

"In the light of the husband's generosity towards her, as I have set out, I find the wife's behaviour distinctly distasteful. In any event, as Mr Mostyn rightly submitted, it damages her overall credibility....I accept that since April 2006 the wife has had a bad press. She is entitled to feel that she has been ridiculed even vilified. To some extent she is her own worst enemy."

petuniacat

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LadyE — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:10:39 EDT

@BrutallyHonestBabes: Yep, but as a television series for the BBC. There was talk that he might then expand it to the big screen depending on how the tv series was received. The tv series stars Jill Scot and Nikita Rose (sp?- from Dreamgirls). Two of the kids of the judge I worked for over the summer interned on set in Botswana and Minghella was a huge fan of the judge (in addition to being on the High Court, she's the only native Botswana to be published outside of Botswana! Amazing woman- I highly recommend "Juggling Truths", one of her books) so that is how I met him. Everybody thought so highly of him and he really had this amazing appreciation for Botswana which was so cool to see.

LadyE

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hfree — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:08:39 EDT

@funnyface: I watched on fast forward on my TiFaux. Funniest thing on the entire show (except for Weekend Update, of course).

hfree

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petuniacat — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:08:06 EDT

@ineffable.me: Agreed - her experience on Dancing with the Stars should have convinced her that Americans aren't particularly enamoured with her.

Y'know, the one positive thing I can say about Heather Mills is that she hasn't pimped out her daughter to the tabloids. I can't actually remember the last time I saw a picture of Beatrice, or even heard anything about her for that matter.

petuniacat

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gabelle — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:07:17 EDT

Heather Mills... no words to describe her. Well, lots of words, but none of them are civil.

gabelle

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ShanaElmsford — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:06:27 EDT

I loved "Truly, Madly, Deeply" and the "English Patient." He as a wonderful filmmaker.

ShanaElmsford

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summerwheatley — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:05:27 EDT

@KidPresentable: throwing water? for reals? what is she? a six year old?

summerwheatley

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NefariousNewt — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:04:53 EDT

@myrtlebeachbum: Actually, I think she'll need several bodyguards.

NefariousNewt

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NotAPrettyGirl — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:04:53 EDT

@Lady Skittlehattington, Worsties Guild President: Again, I messed up the comment thing. Last comment was for you. Sorry :(

NotAPrettyGirl

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funnyface — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:04:37 EDT

Seeing Mariah on SNL this weekend was sad. What happened to the girl with the crazy-huge voice and mind-boggling range? Now she just flashes her panties under a way-too-short sequined mini while whisper-talking to a beat as dancers move hilariously behind her.

funnyface

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AGreenEyeDevil — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:04:35 EDT

Heather, the die is cast, you are despised on all continents, except maybe Antarticia....the polar ice is melting, the penguins need an advocate...please take a slow boat south.

AGreenEyeDevil

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NotAPrettyGirl — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:04:21 EDT

That is quite possibly the best combination of man parts imaginable. And you can have Arod's thighs if I can have his ass!! :)

NotAPrettyGirl

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Cuteasabutton...does not suffer fools gladly. — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:03:58 EDT

@LoveNoelG: Yeah. It was like she was trying really hard to be cool and knowledgable and just comes across as totally lame. So not money Mariah baby!

Cuteasabutton...does not suffer fools gladly.

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BrutallyHonestBabes — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:02:40 EDT

@LadyE:
Mighella was doing the #1 Ladies Detective? Oh, I'm even sadder now. I'll miss him and will surely see this film when it comes out.

BrutallyHonestBabes

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Lady Skittlehattington — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:01:06 EDT

@NotAPrettyGirl: Nah. I'll just take Shelley Duncan (I love ginormous guys with huge forearms) with a side of Melky Cabrera's dimples and that dirty little Robinson Cano smile. And the Titan thighs of Alex Rodriguez. And you can have all of Jeter. Oh, yeaaaaaaahhhhh.... A big Yankee/Skittlehattington sexathon.

Lady Skittlehattington

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Leiakat — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:00:38 EDT

Heather, the U.S. just doesn't care. Same goes for you Mariah.

Leiakat

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LadyE — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 11:58:48 EDT

This is so sad. I met Minghella this summer in Botswana where he was filming 1st Ladies Detective Series. He was so energetic and passionate about the project. Aargh, just sad...

LadyE

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KidPresentable — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 11:58:18 EDT

Oooh, judgement in the divorce case gone public today...Heather Mills is full of shit.

KidPresentable

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NotAPrettyGirl — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 11:57:57 EDT

@Lady Skittlehattington, Worsties Guild President: Wanna fight for him? ;)

NotAPrettyGirl

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hfree — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 11:57:40 EDT

Poor AM. That was my worst fear when my dad had neck surgery a few years ago. Yikes! Must go call dad now and tell him I love him. . .

hfree

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Lady Skittlehattington — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 11:56:37 EDT

@NotAPrettyGirl: LALALALALA! I can't hear you. I exist in a place where Jeter only has eyes for me.

Lady Skittlehattington

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CreoleSugar — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 11:53:54 EDT

@ineffable.me:
I thought the same thing. Why does she need an advocate in the US?
Why would she spend money on that after all the complaining she's just done about the amount of money she got?

CreoleSugar

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hello.kitty — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 11:53:32 EDT

I am disppointed that Gloria Allred is taking her case.
I am going to miss Minghella's sparkling and heartfelt dialogue.

hello.kitty

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BowlingForDollars — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 11:53:13 EDT

Man, I was supposed to have neck surgery a year ago, and the example above was one of the reasons I did not.

Advil is your friend. We'll miss Minghella and his talent.

BowlingForDollars

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LoveNoelG — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 11:53:02 EDT

Of all the lines from Swingers, that one sure doesn't stand out.

LoveNoelG

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NotAPrettyGirl — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 11:52:55 EDT

I hate Mariah Carey. And I hate her new song. But I hate even more that Derek Jeter proposed to her :(

NotAPrettyGirl

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myrtlebeachbum — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 11:52:16 EDT

Bless your heart, Heather, you don't need an advocate. Get a financial advisor, an exorcist, and a gay and fucking chill.

myrtlebeachbum

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J.D.Regent — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 11:52:10 EDT

I'm actually shocked Allred hasn't already offered herself pro bono to Wronged Ex Miller (tm) prior to the case actually concluding.

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Kittenish has gone to the dogs... — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 11:51:59 EDT

@ineffable.me: My thoughts exactly! STFU Heather Mills!

Kittenish has gone to the dogs...

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number six — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 11:50:47 EDT

Too bad about Minghella, he was a pretty formidable musicologist in some respects.

number six

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ineffable.me — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 11:50:11 EDT

what the fuck does heather mills need an advocate? And in the US? We don't give three shits about such a wench. Go away. STay in england. WE DONT WANT YOU HERE.

Brain hemorrhages scare me. ALl of a sudden poof! You're gone. Ugh. He has a kid in his 20's no? I can't imagine what he must be going through. so sad.

ineffable.me