Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change. - Jezebel Comments

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

Owlygirl — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 00:30:22 EDT

Jesus! You people here are funny!

And dammit! I wasn't here yesterday and have probably missed my opportunity to give a heaven high shout out to the new - tah dah! - Natural White Cheddar Cheese Puffs! Oh so delish! Can't go two weeks without my natural puffs.

Owlygirl

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

avrenim8 — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 20:41:35 EDT

Come on...she has 4 kids and twins on the way. Everyone in this picture has clean hair and clothes and the clothes match. That, in itself, is amazing. And the Cheetos she's holding are hers. She would not go to the trouble of dressing the baby in white, only to go out in public and hand her Cheetos. Really, how come everyone else missed that? And another thing...Shiloh is pitching a hissy-fit (southern roots come out here) and she's not smacking the kid. Remarkable restraint from a celebrity.

avrenim8

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

missbheave (is not convinced) — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 11:07:28 EDT

BTW, they discontinued baked cheetos. I KNOW. But they did. Apparently no one outside of New York ate them. I know this because I accosted the frito lay guy at my bodega to find out why he wasn't stocking them any more. My name is Missbehave, and I am addicted to baked cheetos.

missbheave (is not convinced)

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

graham_but_not_a_cracker — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 23:55:08 EDT

Bravo Moe!

graham_but_not_a_cracker

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

Diana Prince — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 22:51:02 EDT

I am OBSESSED with crunchy cheetos. It's a really bad thing. If I stopped fucking eating them I'd probably lose 10 lbs. They just tastes so crunchy and fake cheesy delicious.

Diana Prince

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

missything — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 20:19:31 EDT

Im pretty much all unprocessed all the time- except when I get mah cheetos on, like twice a year. Go Angie go!

missything

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

PopCultureSavant — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 19:31:44 EDT

@bifteck-frites: GASP! i LOVE those commercials!!

"You know....those arrre her whites in the dryer"
"You have the means to fix this...."

hahahahaha

PopCultureSavant

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

ObtuseIntolerant — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 19:15:51 EDT

@JessicaLovejoy: Backstairsly: Incidentally...black people are not BORN speaking without using the verb "to be". That's more a nurture thing. Just thought I'd mention that.

ObtuseIntolerant

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

pishposhspice — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 18:56:44 EDT

Angie,

Thanks for giving your kids some semblence of normalcy. Cheetos, grape soda, tater tots and vanilla ice cream with chocolate sauce are the things that childhoods are made of, IMHO. Give them good memories and things that make them smile.

I grew up, like Chris Rock, in the House of Robitussin. Everything that was ever wrong, from the flu to a skinned knee to a fit of rage at cole slaw was solved by Robitussin.

And I turned out ok, too.

pishposhspice

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

sarabadara — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 18:00:38 EDT

I worked at a convenience store that got broken-into one night. The guy felt guilty for breaking the window, so he left a note, complete with cheeto fingerprints,

sarabadara

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

petunia942 — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 17:53:34 EDT

The cheetos just made me love her more. Also? My 12 month old twins had a few McDonalds fries in the car today. There are worse things. It kept them quiet and gave me a few minutes of peace.

petunia942

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

NotEvenSlightly — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 17:52:56 EDT

anyone have a link to the dave chapelle sketch? sounds tremendous...

NotEvenSlightly

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

bifteck-frites — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 17:47:51 EDT

@hamburgerhotdog: Yes. I fucking hate all the new Cheetos commercials. They hardly even make sense.

bifteck-frites

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

rosasparks — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 17:09:19 EDT

@blackbirdfly: Yikes?!! I have been known to pick Cheetos off the carpet, too. Double Yikes.

ps My little one & I were out this weekend & the only snacks available were bags of chips. My daughter saw the bag of Cheetos & was like, YEAH, CRUNCHY! Let's get those. She proceeded to tell the lady she never gets to eat them & this was the best day of her life. I was unsure how to react, really...

rosasparks

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

xay — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 17:06:10 EDT

@pengcat: I love it. My son thinks the bank is a candy store where they happen to giveout money.

xay

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

Centaurea — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 17:03:44 EDT

I guess we should just all be thankful they're not Tofueetos or something self righteous like that.

Centaurea

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

pengcat — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 17:00:06 EDT

This just proves that every Mom has times when she lets her kids eat Cheetos, watch TV, play war or sit in mud. We all start out thinking "my kid is never going to ___ (fill in the blank). For me it was eat at McDonalds. Then one day we are on a road trip and we go to the drive thru. I give my 20 month old his first taste of fries and forget about it.

About a month later in the midst of a killer winter, I opt to use the drive-thru bank teller machine. As I pull away with my cash, a little voice in the back laments "No fwies??"

pengcat

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

BAngieB — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 16:51:37 EDT

@TruculentandUnreliable: "I know, Shiloh, I know, you and your brothers and sister are bastards. I'm sorry I can't get your daddy to marry me, but I feel enough shame without you kids adding to it."

BAngieB

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

PopCultureSavant — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 16:46:25 EDT

@smallymcpocket: absolutely not

and that shiloh is SO CUTE its criminal

OT: The kids made me think of this. I was in church yesterday for Palm Sunday. This little boy (who was adorable) was running up and down our pew just being mischievous. I kept trying to tickle his ear with the palms. Later during communion he ran away from his parents and made a mad dash for the altar.

I know that was random, but don't you gotta love the kids?!

PopCultureSavant

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

AGreenEyeDevil — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 16:45:41 EDT

Thank God for the Cheetos, it's about the only normal thing in their lives.

AGreenEyeDevil

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

tell Dolly Parton again — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 16:29:36 EDT

@southernbelle: I used to babysit kids who weren't allowed "junk," and every day was a constant battle not to buy them snacks because their mom said not to, but feeling sorry for the kids and the utter lack of chocolate in their lives. I vow never to be so cruel to my kids.

tell Dolly Parton again

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

Joyness00 — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 16:21:22 EDT

@Centaurea: Evil.

Joyness00

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

Crazy Broad — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 16:21:06 EDT

@det. philangie: I think you're right.

What I like about this photo is that for all of the general insanity accompanies celebrity life, and for the strenuous schedule of work and philanthropy, the Jolie-Pitts really do seem to go to extraordinary (or in this case ordinary) efforts to spend lots of time with their kids and treat them like normal children. I dig that about them.

Crazy Broad

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

telegramsam — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 16:19:03 EDT

You just know Madonna's kids are all, "Damn! Why can't Angelina be our mom!" I bet she even lets hers watch TV.

telegramsam

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

lisas — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 16:16:06 EDT

@zivah: I regularly have to reconcile my distaste for how these pictures are taken with my inability to leave images of Zahara unclicked. Plus it's neat to see how much Shiloh looks like both of her parents in this picture.

lisas

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

Entonces is ironing your dumb ass — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 16:14:06 EDT

She just grew on me A ZILLION TIMES more that frizzing her hair to play Marianne Pearl. Team Angelina!

Entonces is ironing your dumb ass

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

teapartys_over — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 16:12:42 EDT

I hate people who feed their kids processed crap all day and let them sit in front of the TV - it's trashy and ignorant.

And I hate people who are so freaking precious that their kids can never have one ounce of sugar or processed food cross their lips - it's pretentious and annoying.

So really, it' a fine line where you can win with me. But she looks like she's on it.

teapartys_over

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

Centaurea — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 16:08:01 EDT

Lynn Spears just added a new chapter to her parenting book: "Parenting by Cheeto"

Centaurea

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

sybann — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 16:06:47 EDT

@zivah: omigawd - me too and I just realized it. That is the power of the goddess Angelina (no, it was the Cheeeeeeeetoes).

sybann

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

sillylittlelawgirl — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 16:06:45 EDT

@hortense: I think cheetos are the new WMDs.

sillylittlelawgirl

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

sillylittlelawgirl — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 16:05:36 EDT

Cheetos are one of those things that you hate to love. reading this post has made me crave them!

and for the record I ate tons of processed foods as a child. My parents are musicians and thus were never at home for dinner. I ate lots of hot dogs, kraft mac'n cheese and yes, even cheetos!

And... perhaps against the odds... I (and my brother) am neither obese nor deranged (well any more so than the rest of the 20 something working world).

I say if it keeps 'em happy go ahead and let your screaming kid eat those nasty orange corn puffs.

sillylittlelawgirl

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

notquiteunderground — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 16:04:23 EDT

@blackbirdfly: It's also a step in making polyester.

notquiteunderground

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

hamburgerhotdog — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 16:03:55 EDT

@hortense: I remember back when he was EXTREEEEEEEME and IN YOUR FACE and not trying to be a lothario.

hamburgerhotdog

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

leMaldeTete — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:56:41 EDT

@hortense: Cheetos are made by TERRORISTS.

leMaldeTete

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

cellochick — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:53:56 EDT

Cheetos are made by extrusion? The same way I could make Play Dough hair grow in the Play Dough Beauty Shop? Fun!

cellochick

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

brooklynchi — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:53:51 EDT

@Her_royal_Highness: I second that love for the flaming hots! I find it so hard to find those in dc! In chicago every damn corner store has them with nacho cheese sauce and hot peppers to put on top. Since I'm totally pms-ing I'm about to run to target and buy me a big bag of cheetos puffs and some other junky food! yummers!

brooklynchi

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

southernbelle — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:52:01 EDT

I love love love this post. A lot of my daughter's friend's parents will not allow them to eat "junk" and I always feel like the bad parent when they come to our house and beg for the stuff, promising they won't tell their parents. I think my kids are awesome, but I always worry that they're actually little beasts because I give them processed crap and let them watch the occasional Spongebob. Thank you, Moe, for making me feel so much better about this whole thing.

southernbelle

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

Det. Philangie — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:51:11 EDT

Is my sarcasm-o-metre broken or is everybody else's? I don't get that Moe actually thinks Angelina is awesome.

Seriously I'm asking.

Det. Philangie

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

hortense — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:49:21 EDT

@hamburgerhotdog: And since when does he have a British accent? And a desire to ruin people's laundry/office spaces using Cheeto-dust as a deadly weapon?

hortense

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

tscheese — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:49:10 EDT

Dudes, I totally had Cheet-os for, no joke, the first time in ten years yesterday. I gave up on junk food in my teens.

I thought it was going to be SO OMG AWESOME HYPE HYPE HYPE DELICIOUS.

I was so disappointed. It was really just kind of...messy and salty.

I don't know where I'm going with this.

tscheese

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

treecut...will cut a beech — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:48:08 EDT

I love Cheetos!!! Large quantities of cheese make me sick, so I like to make up for it by getting my intense CHEEZ-E flavor packed into convenient bite-sized snacks.

treecut...will cut a beech

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

TruculentandUnreliable — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:45:25 EDT

@hamburgerhotdog: No, feet smell like Fritos.

I seriously do have a pair of Payless shoes that smell like nachos. That's what I get for wearing plastic shoes.

TruculentandUnreliable

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

hamburgerhotdog — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:44:58 EDT

Can we all agree on one thing: the new cheetos commercial with the cartoon cheetah (?) massaging the flight attendant's shoulders in a sexual manner is just really fucking creepy?

hamburgerhotdog

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

hamburgerhotdog — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:43:09 EDT

@hortense: fritos smell like feet.

hamburgerhotdog

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

hortense — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:38:51 EDT

@leMaldeTete: What? Don't even tell me that Pepsi doesn't have syringes in it and apples don't come with razorblades, either.

hortense

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

stacyinbean — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:38:39 EDT

@leMaldeTete: god damn you, i took a sip of water and refreshed (multi-tasker!) and a slight spray just left my mouth. Also, Fritos are way better than cheetos, especially the chili cheese variety.

stacyinbean

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

formergr — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:37:34 EDT

@Sugarless: Ha, that's hilarious! Years later I asked my parents about a particularly yummy (tasted like liquid black licorice) special cough medicine they used to give us that came from Europe (via overseas-living relatives). Yeah, turns it out it was totally loaded with narcotic-- we stopped coughing because it knocked us out cold!

And I turned out okay too...

formergr

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

stacyinbean — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:37:27 EDT

@angryblackgurl: Today is the first day I miss my giant old corporate office. New mini office does not have a snack machine. I want cheeeeeeetos!!!!!!!!

stacyinbean

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

leMaldeTete — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:31:46 EDT

@hortense: Dude, are you eating your Fritos out of that open bag the guy in the stained wifebeater gave you last Halloween?

leMaldeTete

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

shunguy007 — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:29:14 EDT

Go rent Midnight Cowboy & you can see how much Angie looks like her father Jon Voight. It's scary!

shunguy007

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

angryblackgurl — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:28:40 EDT

@stacyinbean: Eating a bag of cheap Cheetos(bon ton) as I type..ummm!!!

angryblackgurl

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

goodcheapfun — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:28:22 EDT

@smallymcpocket: The puffy kind is gross and the the mess the other kind makes is too much for me (no OCD tendencies however). My kids love the hot cheetos, go figure. But whatever, fuck it.

goodcheapfun

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

MzSeJ — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:28:08 EDT

@smallymcpocket: i cannot stand the flavor of cheese, processed or otherwise.

furthermore, i have nightmares after sticky, staining residue on my fingers...

MzSeJ

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

rantersparadise — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:27:09 EDT

@sarrible:
I was going to say something really cynical but I stopped as I've been cynical all day. But thanks! I completely agree. :)

rantersparadise

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

hortense — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:25:26 EDT

@hamburgerhotdog: I think Fritos are the most dangerous -ito, for that reason. They break in mid-chew and shatter into a million glass-like pieces. And then a rush of salt swoops in to settle in the fresh Frito wounds. It's rough. Delicious, but rough.

hortense

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

ShanaElmsford — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:24:32 EDT

@smallymcpocket:
I'm with you. I went on an anti-processed foods jihad after reading "The Omnivore's Dilemma." I would never feed my kids that poison.

(btw, I totally don't have kids and who knows what evils I would resort to if I had four kids under the age of 6 and twins on the way. But yeah ... cheetos are fucking gross.)

ShanaElmsford

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

sarrible — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:23:59 EDT

$5 says this picture is going into a layout on a "Stars: They're Just Like US!" page right now.

sarrible

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

pepsibennett — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:22:36 EDT

The girls are happy.

My kids live for the Hot Cheetos but they freaked me out, comfort food that burns your internal organs.

pepsibennett

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

pureblarney — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:21:43 EDT

"Baked" Cheetos are known in my office as The Devil's Cheetos. Namely because, once you have one you want to plow through an entire bag.

pureblarney

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

stacyinbean — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:17:33 EDT

@angryblackgurl: Hey now, we don't need to bringing your personal life into this, do we? I'll go pick up the cheetos.

stacyinbean

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

LollyPops — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:17:00 EDT

Dear Angie,

I remember when you were my neighbor and married to Johhny Lee Miller. I ran into you two once at the Starbucks across the street. Oh, Angie, how I wanted to fuck you both, but especially you. You were so young and beautiful and utterly, utterly fucked up. You played with knives during sex, you got married in leather pants, you slept with hot Japanese girls and probably did horse.

Then you and Johnny divorced. I ran into you post-Gia. You had a shaved head and a Band-Aid on your cheek. You were tiny and huddled in your anonimity and I pretended not to notice you. But I longed for you nonetheless.

Now you are a mother, Angie. A mother and a martyr. Your partner is no longer the slightly effete English boy or the odd old man - he is the sexy, golden man-god and you shower ponderous kindness from your gilded Olympus. You don't wear blood, kiss relatives or do drugs. And I no longer want to fuck you. Not even a tiniest little bit.

LollyPops

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

CorporateTool — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:16:25 EDT

Yet another reason why Angelina Jolie is better than my mom. She never let us have cheetoes.

CorporateTool

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

Dear Blond Diary... — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:13:53 EDT

Anyone feel guilty gawking at the pic of the baby crying while she looks RIGHT AT THE CAMERA of the hounding paps? ANYONE???

Dear Blond Diary...

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

angryblackgurl — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:12:03 EDT

@hamburgerhotdog: I have had worse things stab me in the esophogus!! I need a cheeto now!

angryblackgurl

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

angryblackgurl — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:10:19 EDT

@sarabadara: Yes, but sometimes you have to give that extra bit of protein to quiet down a screaming kid...totally excusable in an embarassing meltdown toddler situation(see picture)!!!

angryblackgurl

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

hamburgerhotdog — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:07:13 EDT

@hortense: They're great if you don't mind getting stabbed in the esophogus.

hamburgerhotdog

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

dummyfakeroller — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:06:57 EDT

I'm so glad it's cheetos and not rice cakes.

dummyfakeroller

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

sarabadara — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:06:17 EDT

@angryblackgurl: But, it's made out of people!

sarabadara

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

M.Wyeth — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:06:07 EDT

This is a fantastic post, and I could not agree more. But is it wrong that this photo of Angie-- dealing with tears, pushing cheetos, wearing a dress that she will almost certainly trip on-- endears her to me so much more than any shit she could do for the UN?

M.Wyeth

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

major disaster — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:04:38 EDT

Pasta is also made by extrusion. As are many things. It's not that mysterious.

major disaster

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

FairhairedOptimist — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:04:23 EDT

Cheetos and M&Ms. The bribe food of parents for decades. Well played Ms. Jolie!

FairhairedOptimist

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

stacyinbean — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:04:15 EDT

@GhostPanda hates you.: Can dead animals be nominated for best comment?

stacyinbean

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

smallymcpocket — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:03:31 EDT

Am I the only person that thinks Cheetos are revolting?

smallymcpocket

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

wring — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:03:27 EDT

I agree, Moe. It's a far cry from Gwynny Paltrow's "I'd rather die than feed my kid cupa noodles". needless to say I heart cheetos.

wring

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

Macloserboy — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:03:14 EDT

@zivah: Me and you both. I wanted to read the post.

But this posting pictures of kids is bullshit, Jezebel. I'd respect you more if you just owned up to it being a necessary evil of business.

Macloserboy

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

brassinpocket — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:03:13 EDT

@andBegorrah: Nice "Freaks" reference.

brassinpocket

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

andBegorrah — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:01:32 EDT

One of us, one of us! Gobble gobble!

andBegorrah

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

Leiakat — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:01:25 EDT

@TruculentandUnreliable: She is look right at the camera too.

Sadly, this is going to be your life kid.

Leiakat

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

eraserheadpixies (now representing norwegian xanax and JESUS!1!@#!) — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:00:37 EDT

@eraserheadpixies (now representing norwegian xanax and JESU...: Crap. The "e" disappeared. I think. Was it even ever there?

eraserheadpixies (now representing norwegian xanax and JESUS!1!@#!)

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

AnnieGetYourFun — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:00:18 EDT

@hortense: Yeah, agreed. I'd much rather have Doritos. Ack! All of it is poison, what am I saying?

AnnieGetYourFun

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

hortense — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:00:18 EDT

@GhostPanda hates you.: But does the judge come in Spicy Nacho flavor? I think not.

hortense

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

angryblackgurl — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 14:59:33 EDT

Sometimes you shut a kid up you offer them Soylent Green!

angryblackgurl

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

BiscuitDoughJones — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 14:58:40 EDT

@hortense: See, I find the Judge to be the superior Ito.

BiscuitDoughJones

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

JessicaLovejoy: Wanton Trollop — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 14:58:27 EDT

@Sugarless: Bwah! Start 'em young!

JessicaLovejoy: Wanton Trollop

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

Leiakat — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 14:57:38 EDT

Good lord, let the kids have a treat!

If my dad did half the things Voight has done, I wouldn't talk to him either.

Leiakat

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

TruculentandUnreliable — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 14:56:57 EDT

@Rhody: I know, I was thinking the same thing. It's a "sh sh sh sh sh, I know, I know" face. And dammit, for some reason, it makes me want to have children.

TruculentandUnreliable

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

ceejeemcbeegee — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 14:56:52 EDT

I've never had any strong feelings for her either way, but this picture endears me to her a bit.

ceejeemcbeegee

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

blackbirdfly — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 14:56:26 EDT

@Centaurea: Lots of starving kids in New Orleans who don't have Cheetos.

blackbirdfly

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

hamburgerhotdog — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 14:56:26 EDT

Stay boring.

hamburgerhotdog

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

titilayo — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 14:56:09 EDT

@Rhody: Yup! I thought exactly the same thing.

@Centaurea: Should I feel bad that I laughed out loud at that?

titilayo

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

esmemurphy — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 14:56:07 EDT

Meh. Just shove another cheeto in that kid's face and she'll perk up. Fuck it.

esmemurphy

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

TruculentandUnreliable — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 14:55:45 EDT

Awww, poor little Shiloh. It's just going to get worse, baby.

TruculentandUnreliable

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

eraserheadpixies (now representing norwegian xanax and JESUS!1!@#!) — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 14:55:08 EDT

Why did you spell Cheetos as Chee-toes? I'm genuinely serious. Are you trying to imply parts of people's bodies could be in my snack food? Why'd you have to ruin it?
Also, I want Angie to adopt ME.

eraserheadpixies (now representing norwegian xanax and JESUS!1!@#!)

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

CreoleSugar — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 14:55:01 EDT

I love how Z's all, "Whatevs. I've got cheetos."
Maybe the baby didn't like that flavor.

On another note: At 22 I was at a party where someone served me a creme du cocoa and milk. I took a sip and it reminded me of childhood.
I immediately called my mom, it was after midnight. I asked her about all that "chocolate milk" she gave me to help me sleep. After a long pause she says, "You wouldn't go to sleep kid."

I turned out alright.

CreoleSugar

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

hortense — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 14:54:37 EDT

Also, Doritos are the superior -ito. But fuck it, she gets a pass.

hortense

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

Jezebabe — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 14:54:27 EDT

The important fact here is that the kids are the ones having cheetos, Angelina is eating none of the stuff...

Jezebabe

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

eve804 — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 14:54:10 EDT

Aw, poor Shiloh. I recognize Mad Baby Face.

eve804

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

hortense — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 14:54:07 EDT

Fuck it. I hope she's eating those Chee-tos, too.

And see, America, Chee-tos are not symbols of bad parenting.

Like I said before, Britney would take a shitload for this picture. The contrast between the two women, their insanely public/private lives, and the way they have raised (or, er, not raised) their children in the public's eye is fascinating.

hortense

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

dcdulce — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 14:53:52 EDT

ah, Moe, you get me so teary eyed!

dcdulce

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

honeybun — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 14:53:32 EDT

This made me go get some cheetos. YUM!

honeybun

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

LadyNo Fondles Sweaters — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 14:53:31 EDT

I love/hate Cheetos. Friday night I polished off an entire bag of Munchies with a bottle of wine and some Scrabble-playing. (For those who don't know, Munchies are Cheetos, Sun Chips, pretels and Doritos combined and they are god.)

LadyNo Fondles Sweaters

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

Rhody — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 14:53:08 EDT

I love her Angie's face in this picture, it is that "Ok, ok, ok" mom face. You know she is just dying to get to the destination/feed her/calm her down.

Rhody

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

Her_royal_Highness — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 14:53:02 EDT

p.s. I am particularly fond of the flaming hot cheetos. Yum!

Her_royal_Highness

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

feathernotdot — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 14:52:32 EDT

Cheetos, yummy!

feathernotdot

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

KnitSandwich — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 14:52:27 EDT

Angelina and Brad are the only celebrity couple I freak out about. They are just so unbelievably good looking.

KnitSandwich

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

Centaurea — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 14:52:26 EDT

"Don't you know that there are starving children from other countries who don't have Cheetos? Oh, nevermind, they're right behind us."

Centaurea

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

bananaballs — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 14:52:22 EDT

this is kind of like a how-brow post re: the skinny.

bananaballs

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

Her_royal_Highness — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 14:52:21 EDT

Oh...I totally dont think children should forgive their parents' fuck-ups. no no no! Good Angie for not succumbing!

Her_royal_Highness

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

blackbirdfly — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 14:52:12 EDT

"Extrusion" is something that happens in the manufacture of carpet too. Yeah, don't ask.

blackbirdfly

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

AnnieGetYourFun — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 14:52:03 EDT

Ah, those moments when all of the children break into hysterics at once. SO glad I have yet to breed.

AnnieGetYourFun

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

Cranimal — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 14:51:56 EDT

I used to work near the HQ of the Snack Food Association too but was always afraid to go in there. I always wondered what happened though. I assumed they tried to get vending machines full of cheetohs into elementary schools and stuff. I envy you.

Cranimal

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

whatever — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 14:50:13 EDT

Sorry, but obviously those photogs are freaking out the kids and that is something no Cheeto can fix.

whatever

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

little stripes — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 14:49:59 EDT

I love this picture!

little stripes

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

zivah — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 14:49:37 EDT

I like cheetos enough that I broke my self-imposed rule about not clicking on celebrity kid posts. Damn.

zivah

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

JessicaLovejoy: Wanton Trollop — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 14:47:11 EDT

Zahara: Why you crying? WE GOT CHEETOS!

JessicaLovejoy: Wanton Trollop