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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4730778">SinisterRouge on Notice!</a>: Yeah, the gas is terrible.  I was shocked to find out my state (MO) was the second CHEAPEST in the nation.  I thought OUR prices were bad...</p> <p><a href="http://rvb.roosterteeth.com/members/profile.php?uid=486">Atsumi</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4734314">Moe</a>: I was just telling marin79 how she needs a guest blogger spot here to explain all of this to us.  Maybe something like "Sephora Spy" but "Market Maven" or "State of the Jezeconomy?"</p> <p><a href="http://www.dcbex.tumblr.com">Political Party Girl</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>would just like to say that 'wasband' is the BEST expression i've every filched off the interwebs, thanks madame!  and very sorry that a fellow jezzie is going through the maybe divorce thing.  good luck howdy.</p> <p>whyknot</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://jezebel.com/368636/happy-non+st-pats-day-folks-the-world-is-currently-ending#c4733069">m_supercomputer</A>: actually the bankruptcy abuse prevention and consumer protection act of 2005 made it harder to file for chapter 7, not chapter 13. changes were made to the forumulas that determained if an debtor was eligibale for chapter 7 so that more people would end up filing for chapter 13 instead. the new forumulas actually rewards filers with heavily mortgaged assets when compared to the old forumla.</P> <p><a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=9360377">tetracycloide</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Dear commentwhores, please comment re Tibet or Bear Stearns or Jerome Kerviel or <i>something</i>. I'm feeling acutely ill-informed today.</p> <p>Moe</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4733069">m_supercomputer</a>: Just checked out the presidential candidates' positions on that 2005 Bankruptcy Reform bill. <br>
Obama - Nay. <br>
McCain - Yea. <br>
Clinton - Not voting. (She was the only senator who didn't vote on this. Is this significant? Anyone know why she didn't vote?)</p> <p>RosePetalPlace</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4731776">tetracycloide</a>: @<a href="#c4731945">braak</a>: Actually, as of 2005 or 2006, the option of filing for bankruptcy has been severely limited, thanks to laws lobbied for by - you guessed it! - credit card companies. Check out the Orwellian "Bankruptcy Abuse Prevention and Consumer Protection Act of 2005." It's actually remarkably short-sighted, as debtors are basically what keeps our economy in motion, but I suppose they were thinking more about short-term gain than long-term stability. Again.</p> <p>m_supercomputer</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4731763">braak</a>: Yeah, this whole "people who were stupid deserve what they get" thing seems so out of touch with the reality of the situation, to me. Most people were not stupid in this situation, so much as foolish and gullible.</p>
<p>I worked in a real estate office for 7 years during the housing bubble, and I talked to a lot of people who were getting more home than they could really afford. When I said something like, "wow, that's amazing, I could never afford something like that," almost inevitably they'd say something to the effect of "I didn't think I could either, but the mortgage person said I could!"</p>
<p>Bottom line is, people trusted mortgage brokers and real estate agents because the finance involved in getting a mortgage is fucking overwhelming for the average person. They trusted people whose *job* it is to understand this stuff. That may be unwise, but it doesn't deserve to be punished with homelessness and financial ruin.</p>
<p>A fun anecdote about the mortgage companies - a broker worked out of our office, and she was honest. If she wasn't confident that the rate offered would allow the borrowers to make their payments and keep their home, she would not approve it. She was disciplined and eventually pressured to quit for this, because she wasn't bringing in enough money. Because, you see, mortgage brokerage companies get commissions for the loans they bring in. Most people, I think, don't know this, and assume that the bank would not approve a loan if it was not sound - instead, every incentive encourages mortgage companies to mislead their clients.</p> <p>m_supercomputer</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4731679">braak</a>: No, I know if I buy NOW i'd get a good rate. But what about in 3-4 years, if there were to be a 5-year rate freeze on current mortgages? I don't want to get screwed because so many people bought more than they could afford and didn't think about what would happen when rates adjusted on their ARMs.</p> <p>RainbowBrite</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://jezebel.com/368636/happy-non+st-pats-day-folks-the-world-is-currently-ending#c4731945">braak</A>: it depends on what you mean by 'problem.' if it's a problem that the credit market is moving through a natural tightening period following a market fall and an extended period of lax lending practicies then yes, there's a problem. one could be in another, more traditional, economic camp and observe that this phenomena of lax credit and tight credit cycling back and forth has been going on for quite some time and is completely normal.</P>
<P>philosophically what could we expect home buyers to know about their mortgages? that sounds like a question best answered on a case by case basis in a forum where each side can present information and make arguments on their behalf, like a bankruptcy court.</P> <p><a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=9360377">tetracycloide</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://jezebel.com/368636/happy-non+st-pats-day-folks-the-world-is-currently-ending#c4731764">badmutha</A>: Well, the general strategy is to deliver calming messages to the Common People while all the wealthy people pull out their money. It's all about keeping the masses living on extended credit and buying, buying, buying, so's the Rich don't get screwed.</P> <p><a href="n/a">katastic</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Back when, people used to say that your housing should cost roughly 25%-30% of your pre-tax income.  Lately that figure seems to be at 30%-35%.  Mb 25% is the better way to go.</p> <p>arodriguez.romero</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://jezebel.com/368636/happy-non+st-pats-day-folks-the-world-is-currently-ending#c4731776">tetracycloide</A>: Well, good. So, why is this a problem at all, if everyone can just file Chapter 13 bankruptcy?</P>
<P>I guess, maybe, more accurately: a person makes an honest mistake when they take action while lacking information that they couldn't be reasonably expected to know. So, what was it that we could reasonably expect new home buyers to know about mortgages? Obviously it's not the same for everyone; so, what are the characteristics about a person that enable a person to determine what they could reasonably have known about the situation?</P> <p><a href="n/a">braak</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4731764">badmutha</a>: Yup. If we don't say anything...no one will notice. Apparently that approach did not work!</p> <p><a href="n/a">SinisterRouge</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>I think some of the details about the fed loan to JPMorgan are a little vague.  What is the rate Morgan got?  How long do they have to pay it?</p> <p>arodriguez.romero</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://jezebel.com/368636/happy-non+st-pats-day-folks-the-world-is-currently-ending#c4731273">rsr26</A>: real estate in many markets has been overvalued for years. the crisis occurred a long time ago when the average salary wasn't rising to meet the cost of real estate. mortgage companies got on the bandwagon and operated as though putting no money down on a home (!!!) was the norm.</P>
<P>i live in new jersey and the real estate bullshit (and it is bullshit) has made it so that basically nobody who isn't pulling a six figure salary can afford to buy a home at all, even in the burbs and even in the unposh burbs - even a condo! furthermore, living in this area doesn't automatically guarantee that you make more money at any given job. constantly i see jobs that are far from entry-level that barely pay $50,000 a year. i'm not in a position where i can move right now, ergo i'm here, renting and looking to get on a game show to win big bucks. seriously - it's the only way i'll ever get any kind of financial windfall.</P>
<P>@<A href="http://jezebel.com/368636/happy-non+st-pats-day-folks-the-world-is-currently-ending#c4731305">RainbowBrite</A>: right on. if the banks collapse under this mess, then everybody loses. it becomes harder to do anything - buy groceries, buy a car, keep a job even. what is the most disgusting part is the bonuses that the corporate CEOs give themselves, even while the company is going down the drain. <B>that</B> makes me stabby.</P> <p>rednrowdy</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://jezebel.com/368636/while-you-were-out-everything-went-to-shit#c4731160">braak</A>: there is already an available legal recourse for a debtor that has made an honest but unfortunate mistake could take to restart their credit and remove the creditors ability to take further legal action against them. capter 13 bankruptcy is specifically designed for debtors hit by market swings that still have a stable income that allowed them to stop foreclosures and keep the house and morgage among many other advantages.</P>
<P>libritarian 'theology' isn't about just dumping people on thier ass whenever they don't meet with success. it's about properly enumerating rights so that legal recourses such as bankruptcy can fix problems on a per-user basis instead of applying some bull shit, one-size-fits-all blinket fix whenever the market takes a negative swing.</P> <p><a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=9360377">tetracycloide</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://jezebel.com/368636/happy-non+st-pats-day-folks-the-world-is-currently-ending#c4730871">howdybeep</A>: I'm not being weird, but has he ever been checked for a mental disorder? Lots of people start blaming a spouse when they are depressed and don't know why. They just figure it must be the marriage. Meanwhile, stay calm and strong. Get some exercize. And remember your Jezzies are here for you.</P>
<P>In other news, the economy has been in the shitter for a while, it is just that no one wanted to say so.</P> <p><a href="http://">badmutha</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://jezebel.com/368636/happy-non+st-pats-day-folks-the-world-is-currently-ending#c4731602">rsr26</A>: Pretty absurd, I guess. Of course, this boom and bust didn't happen until the Bush Administration pre-emptively relaxed the regulations on predatory lending.</P>
<P>It's weird--people should have been equally capable of making poor decisions ten years ago, right? You'd think that if this were mostly a problem of people making poor decisions, and not banks unethically taking advantage of them, then housing market crises would be happening all the time.</P>
<P>@<A href="http://jezebel.com/368636/happy-non+st-pats-day-folks-the-world-is-currently-ending#c4731511">SinisterRouge on Notice!</A>: Agreed. Especially considering that the executive and lenders working at these banks <I>have</I> all the money; it's just their personal money now, and can't be seized in order to shore up the instutitions that the execs have castrated.</P> <p><a href="n/a">braak</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4730865">Jerseylicious</a>: not just cheese fries- disco fries!  I grew up in Jersey, and I am forever telling my friends that it's not really a diner if it's not open 24hrs.</p>
<p>On the economy:<br>
One of the biggest problems coming up is inflation, because it makes everything else so much worse.  The price of oil is at an all time high, inflation-adjusted, but salaries are stagnant or falling, and the number of people unemployed (including yours truly) is rising.  The government stats say that the number of unemployed is falling, but they don't count people whose unemployment benefits have run out and still can't find a new job.  So fewer jobs, and less real purchasing power.</p>
<p>That's partly why I'm really worried about these big bailouts in the financial sector, because the government is just flinging money around hand over fist, and lowering interest rates, which is pretty much a recipe for increased inflation.</p> <p>ambiguous_tart</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://jezebel.com/368636/happy-non+st-pats-day-folks-the-world-is-currently-ending#c4731305">RainbowBrite</A>: If you buy a home now you'll get a great fucking rate. The lenders are going broke--they need people to take out mortgages, so they've dropped the mortgage rates down at the bottom. They're all fixed-rates now, too, because no one is going to be fooled by "adjustable" rates anymore. I'm thinking about refinancing my mortgage, I can probably knock two or three points off of my rate. Provided, of course, that my house isn't suddenly worth fifty grand less.</P>
<P>Principles are nice things to have. I want every thing to be fair for people. But the fact of the matter is, no matter who you are and what your job is, unless you are a farmer that grows his own food and makes his own clothes, you have a vested interest in not seeing twenty million Americans go broke.</P> <p><a href="n/a">braak</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>last thing I want to do after pigging out at tgi friday's on greasy appetizers is have a threesome. Makes my stomach hurt thinking about it.</P> <p><a href="n/a">flynnchick</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://jezebel.com/368636/happy-non+st-pats-day-folks-the-world-is-currently-ending#c4731511">SinisterRouge on Notice!</A>: This notion that all people who buy houses are poor victims swindled by evil banks is absurd. Just like all banks are not evil incarnate. Did banks take advantage of some people? Sure. But I think greed and poor decision making on the part of individual buyers is more to blame.</P> <p>rsr26</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://jezebel.com/368636/happy-non+st-pats-day-folks-the-world-is-currently-ending#c4731447">braak</A>: Yeah I can afford it--as long as I don't lose my job. Got a fixed 5.75 rate.</P> <p>rsr26</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://jezebel.com/368636/while-you-were-out-everything-went-to-shit#c4731273">rsr26</A>: Good for you for not whining about it. If you want your gold star, Consumerist is over there &lt;--------------</P>
<P>People could only buy homes because banks were making the credit available to them. Shame on the banks for giving out stated income/no income verification loans. Many people who were terrible credit risks were given $400k, $500k, $750k loans to get them into houses they would never be able to afford.</P>
<P>I am all about the personal responsibility, and I was <I>pissed</I> about rate freezes for people who got 2% ARMS and are shocked their rate is now going up. My traditional 30-year fixed mortagage isn't being bailed out by anyone. But I work for a real estate company, who can't afford to pay me, so I can't afford to buy extra stuff, so the people who sell clothes/shoes/furniture can't afford to pay their employees, who can't make their payments, makes it obvious to me that someone needs to get on the ball. And unless you have $30 billion laying around, I think the government is our only option.</P> <p>BlondeGrlz</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4731160">braak</a>: What pisses me off is that we bail out investors and banks. But not the actual people that need help. The people in Cleveland and California and Nevada and all over the place that signed up for too much debt without realizing it. Because the same banks we're now bailing out tricked and lied to them.</p> <p><a href="n/a">SinisterRouge</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4730991">rsr26</a>: Oooh ooh! We decided to keep renting. Specifically because of those reasons.</p> <p><a href="n/a">SinisterRouge</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://jezebel.com/368636/happy-non+st-pats-day-folks-the-world-is-currently-ending#c4731273">rsr26</A>: Well, okay.</P>
<P>How's your monthly rate, by the way? Can you still afford it? Did anyone triple it in the last month?</P> <p><a href="n/a">braak</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4730870">bigtittycommittee</a>: cheers. right there with ya. I'm quitting my F/T this week and am prepared to eat canned soup...for the rest of my life.</p>
<p>this really puts a cherry on my eternal cynicism, too, by the way.</p> <p><a href="http://culturewarrior44.blogspot.com">cupcakesofdeath</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4730871">howdybeep</a>: My first wasband did the same thing, and we did stay together for economic reasons and it sucked - please don't do that to yourself.  If he just got the nerve to talk to you about it now, then he has been working up that nerve for a while.  I say, best to make a clean break, not necessarily break anything, though if you happened to destroy all his stupid sports trophies or whatever while moving out, oh, well.  My first wasband came around about 6 months after our divorce, wanting to know if I would take him back.  When I said no, he became stalkerish, driving by my house and showing up 'to talk'.  Now is the time for YOU to concentrate on your life and art and your own Jake G.  If it makes it easier on yourself, you can tell yourself your wasband was kidnapped by aliens and replaced by this inferior specimen when you  weren't looking.  No matter, the man you knew is not coming back.</p> <p>MadameOvary</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4730991">rsr26</a>: I know what you're saying. Wasn't Clinton suggesting a 5-year rate freeze on mortgages or something? Sorry, that's bullshit.  Someone should not be able to get a teaser rate for 5 fucking years! And what about the rest of the market? I may very well buy a home within the next 5 years - will I get a shitty rate b/c the lenders have to make up some money from all the frozen low rates? Fuck that - I just won't buy! So if new-buyers are deterred, that doesn't really solve the problem.</p>
<p>On the other hand....It IS the govt's best interest that people don't foreclose en masse, and that major financial institutions don't collapse. I don't pretend to know how to fix it - it's majorly fucked up and whatever "solution" is gonna fuck people over some way or another. So if bailing out a bank means that the whole financial sector won't collapse....ok fine. I guess I'll take it.</p> <p>RainbowBrite</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://jezebel.com/368636/happy-non+st-pats-day-folks-the-world-is-currently-ending#c4731160">braak</A>: It's not the buyers fault that the home was over-valued. But it IS their fault that they decided to buy during the boom. Prices go up, they go down--it's a risk we all take when we buy. No one put a gun to these people's head. And some people, believe it or not, decided not to buy during this frenzy.</P>
<P>I bought a house for 200k which is now worth about 180k. Poor me, but I am not going to whine about it and expect the government to write me a check for the difference.</P> <p>rsr26</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Actually Paddy's day only got moved in Ireland; everywhere else it was just cancelled because it's only  a 'minor' feast day.</p>
<p>I'm going to be on Jezebel for a good deal of the afternoon while I wait for my friends to get out of lab, so I can start my pub crawl with what tiny amount of money I have, since apparently the sum of everything I earned in dollars while living in the US is now worth precisely £1.47. Dum dee dum...</p> <p>rah29</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://jezebel.com/368636/while-you-were-out-everything-went-to-shit#c4730993">jessicarabbit</A>: I'm sorry to hear that. That sucks major f--king ass.</P>
<P>I need green beer. Now.</P> <p><a href="n/a">lola82</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://jezebel.com/368636/happy-non+st-pats-day-folks-the-world-is-currently-ending#c4731014">rsr26</A>: In practice, yes. In theory, there's no rule that says that because you're rich, you have to buy a house, or can't go live in the woods.</P> <p><a href="n/a">braak</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://jezebel.com/368636/happy-non+st-pats-day-folks-the-world-is-currently-ending#c4730991">rsr26</A>: So, it's okay for people to be homeless now, because if they weren't homeless, it wouldn't be fair to the people who aren't already homeless? Those people would be angry and jealous, I guess, especially when we put all these people up in multimillion-dollar mansions, instead of just trying to ease the burden of their enormous and unexpected debt.</P>
<P>Remember, also, what it means when you "buy a house you can't afford." Why could the people who bought it afford it? Sure, the house is worth a million dollars, but it got mortgaged for $990 a month. That's how you buy a house--you take on an enormous debt that you can pay in small amounts for three decades. It's not the buyers' fault that the houses were over-valued, it's not the buyers' fault that their mortgage rate has to be readjusted to account for the under-value in the first place, and it's not their fault.</P>
<P>And even if it were their fault <I>it doesn't matter</I>. The country doesn't run on principles or libertarian theology. The country runs on people who work, and people who can afford to pay for things.</P> <p><a href="n/a">braak</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4730684">Rhody</a>: Seriously. And the "review of homes on the market" was just as insulting. Anyone who's looking to buy at the $800K+ level in fucking Brookline, Cambridge, or Winchester doesn't need any help from the Globe. They have plenty of choices. But what about people like us, who have lost our equity investment and now have to save enough to start over even if we can sell the place? Or our dipshit neighbors walking away from their places--sure, they save themselves, but their gift to the rest of us is crap property values when the bank tries to unload the place at half of its assessed value. We're going to die in this starter home; I can tell already.</p> <p>TheFormerJuneBronson</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4730871">howdybeep</a>: That's so terrible. I'm so sorry. Drink some wine and watch a badass movie... maybe GI Jane?</p> <p><a href="http://ryanbarrett.typepad.com">RyanB</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4730689">howdybeep</a>: I'm trying to think of someone gorgeous enough to play you, and failing.  Halle Berry?  Julianne Moore?  Rihanna?  Zhang Ziyi?  Whatevs, pick one.  He will be played by Ron Jeremy (ugliest person I can think of right now.)  Should there be a nude scene, of course a smaller stunt wang would be employed.  I am so sorry.  I wish you an endless supply of Friday's Baltimore Zoos to ease the pain a bit.</p> <p>Hooplehead</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4730871">howdybeep</a>: Stay with your mom, and make it 4 until you agree to listen to his panic. That sucks. I'm so sorry.</p> <p><a href="http://chaoticmegan.blogspot.com/">Megan Carpentier</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://jezebel.com/368636/while-you-were-out-everything-went-to-shit#c4730742">braak</A>: (Also--"poor homeless" strikes me as a tad redundant.)</P> <p>rsr26</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>To my Boston Peeps...Happy Evacuation day!</P> <p><a href="http://n/a">Incognegro is wshing on a starfruit</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Hmm.  My second job just announced that they don't need me anymore as of April 1st.  Happy St. Pat's to me.</p> <p>jessicarabbit</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://jezebel.com/368636/while-you-were-out-everything-went-to-shit#c4730742">braak</A>: Well, that's one way to look at it. But what about the family that decided to keep renting because they couldn't afford a house during the boom? Now, you want to subsidize someone who bought more house than they can afford at the expense of someone who didn't buy--and who, now, perhaps, could buy if not for some well-intentioned, though misguided, bail-out.</P> <p>rsr26</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>*Dina McGreavey</P> <p><a href="n/a">katastic</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://jezebel.com/368636/while-you-were-out-everything-went-to-shit#c4730324">rsr26</A>: And then the economy fails. And then we're all fucked more ways than Dana McGreavey.</P> <p><a href="n/a">katastic</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Oh my god! Did I not have a discussion with another poster about Dina being suspicious!? Ahhh! Bring it on! Can't wait till the whole thing dies down with the ex mayor and we finally get some juice on the wife 'who was blinded but what her husband did'...</p>
<p>People are so predictable...</p> <p>rantmagazine:boo hoo</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://jezebel.com/368636/happy-non+st-pats-day-folks-the-world-is-currently-ending#c4730644">howdybeep</A>: That is unbelievable.</P> <p><a href="n/a">katastic</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4730849">blondegrlz</a>: LOL!</p> <p>howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches)</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4730778">SinisterRouge on Notice!</a>: @<a href="#c4730739">myrtlebeachbum</a>: @<a href="#c4730735">Rhody</a>: Thank you. It's weird. We've been together for eleven years, married for almost eight, and this totally blindsided me. But, because I know him (been together eleven years, married eight), I'm giving him about three days -- two nights, if I stay with my mom -- before he panics and realizes he did something completely stupid. And actually, that panic's already starting.</p>
<p>But you'd better fucking believe I'm marching his sorry ass to counseling.</p> <p>howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches)</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>reading this shit almost gave me a panic attack until  remembered that i am an eternal broke-ass any goddamn ways. still, ouch for the world getting fucked.</p> <p><a href="http://">bigtittycommittee</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://jezebel.com/368636/while-you-were-out-everything-went-to-shit#c4730824">TheGuvnah</A>: After they finished their weekly threesome, all three all went out to a 24 hour diner for cheese fries. NOW it's Jersey.</P> <p><a href="http://">Jerseylicious</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://jezebel.com/368636/while-you-were-out-everything-went-to-shit#c4730689">howdybeep</A>: In Reese Witherspoons life, that part was played by Abbie Cornish. I know my sad attempt at humor isn't helping, I just want to buy you a huuuuge drink and maybe a baseball bat.<BR>I saw those stars on one of the other sites last week and I've been jealous ever since. Cliquish queen bee bitches with their stars.</P></BR> <p>BlondeGrlz</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://jezebel.com/368636/while-you-were-out-everything-went-to-shit#c4730564">TheFormerJuneBronson</A>: I saw that and thought to myself "I can't even afford a bed and breakfast on the Cape nevermind a house"<BR>@<A href="http://jezebel.com/368636/while-you-were-out-everything-went-to-shit#c4730689">howdybeep</A>: Holy shit. What an ass. I'm sorry :(</P></BR> <p>AthertonMerriweather</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4730689">howdybeep</a>: I hope you get played by someone really hot.</p>
<p>I'm so glad I didn't save for retirement yet! It would all be gone. Bear Sterns is the Chrysler of our generation, and these financial products are...Chryslers.</p> <p>Koreanish</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://jezebel.com/368636/while-you-were-out-everything-went-to-shit#c4730560">blondegrlz</A>:</P>
<P>Right? I'm looking for a job in Michigan, the recessioniest state in the recessioning union, and it's looking pretty grim. Better polish up my apple-selling skillz....</P> <p>vexatious</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>I am willing to admit that the TGI Fridays bit is indeed, "so Jersey."</P>
<P>But the story would be more realistic if they names some diner in Woodbridge.</P> <p>TheGuvnah</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>It's so sad that their orgies started at TGIFridays. As if the food wasn't bad enough, now I have that image too.</P> <p>petunia942</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4730689">howdybeep</a>: Holy shit. Did you kick him in the balls?</p>
<p>@<a href="#c4730710">RyanB</a>: I feel it when it comes to everything. It's fucking brutal out there. I filled up my car today. Honda Civic. $35.</p> <p><a href="n/a">SinisterRouge</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://jezebel.com/368636/while-you-were-out-everything-went-to-shit#c4730324">rsr26</A>: Good thinking. Because what America <I>really</I> needs is more poor homeless people.</P> <p><a href="n/a">braak</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://jezebel.com/368636/while-you-were-out-everything-went-to-shit#c4730689">howdybeep</A>: FUCK that. And him.</P>
<P>Wait, don't fuck him. And hang in there, sis.</P> <p><a href="http://n/a">myrtlebeachbum</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://jezebel.com/368636/happy-non+st-pats-day-folks-the-world-is-currently-ending#c4730689">howdybeep</A>: Aw, sweetie, come sit over here. I will give you alcohol and chocolate. And something to punch.</P> <p>Rhody</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4730632">SinisterRouge on Notice!</a>: haha :) always ready to throw down - especially if there's a star at the end of the road!</p>
<p>Yeah the economy's awful, btw. I personally feel it especially when it comes to travel. Can barely afford to take a trip from Boston to Philly to visit my family.</p> <p><a href="http://ryanbarrett.typepad.com">RyanB</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4730653">SinisterRouge on Notice!</a>: Yep. But then he made the suggestion that we still live together as roommates because the economy's in the toilet. (Seriously.)</p>
<p>Apparently in the biopic of his life, I will be played by the shrill harpie who keeps him from his life, his art and Reese Witherspoon.</p> <p>howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches)</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://jezebel.com/368636/while-you-were-out-everything-went-to-shit#c4730564">TheFormerJuneBronson</A>: Didn't that make you furious yesterday? Hey, Boston! You should all be buying vacation homes on the Cape. RIGHT NOW.</P>
<P>Are you fucking kidding me? I can barely pay my rent.</P> <p>Rhody</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://jezebel.com/368636/while-you-were-out-everything-went-to-shit#c4730650">hamburgerhotdog</A>: I certainly don't think they are a-holes. I just don't think it's wise to bail them out at taxpayer expense.</P> <p>rsr26</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4730650">hamburgerhotdog</a>: I would never shit where I eat.</p> <p><a href="n/a">SinisterRouge</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4730644">howdybeep</a>: YOUR husband??</p> <p><a href="n/a">SinisterRouge</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Can we not turn this into a "all investment banks are assholes, and so are the people who work at them and they deserve to lose everything" hour since not everyone who works at one is rich, or evil.</P>
<P>SUCH AS.</P> <p><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/3BR32FI6IKZ7P/ref=lst_llp_wl-go">hamburgerhotdog</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4730560">blondegrlz</a>: Totally. Shit. My hubby works in finance. He's been telling me it's really really bad. Slow and weird with more and more job cuts being bandied about every day. I think it's going to get terrible. And pretty soon.</p> <p><a href="n/a">SinisterRouge</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>On top of all of this, the husband brought up the idea of divorce on Saturday night. I'm still drunk.</p> <p>howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches)</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4730574">RyanB</a>: I got it specifically for busting your balls! ;)</p> <p><a href="n/a">SinisterRouge</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4730289">SinisterRouge on Notice!</a>: You got a star? Luuuucky!</p> <p><a href="http://ryanbarrett.typepad.com">RyanB</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Not that I have a particularly sophisticated understanding of the economy, but I just can't figure out why no one noticed that any economic system that depends on people to buy shit, but takes away their means of affording it by sending their jobs to other people, was completely unsustainable and bound to collapse before too long. Maybe it's just from a lifetime of living in a place that lost industrial jobs quickly after WWII and never really got them back, and seeing the old cities here struggle under the weight of waves of immigrants who are coming to do jobs that just don't exist around here any more. So they go to service jobs, but there aren't enough people who are wealthy enough to hire out their yard work or their housekeeping or laundry, especially now. It's a huge fucking bottom-up mess. And then the Globe publishes its real estate special about $800K and $1.5 mil houses and it makes me want to write them nasty letters, and also break stuff.</p> <p>TheFormerJuneBronson</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://jezebel.com/368636/while-you-were-out-everything-went-to-shit#c4730197">SinisterRouge on Notice!</A>: No one cares about the recession until something specific happens to them. Like, for example, my boss telling me today that they're cutting my hours to four days a week so our company doesn't go completely bankrupt in the next six months. All I asked for was two weeks off and they make me part-time. Fuck.</P> <p>BlondeGrlz</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>So now Bear Stearns is singing 'Buddy, Can you spare $2- a share?'  I remember being furious when some hedge fund got bailed out in the '90s - those people needed $25 mil just to join, who the hell cares if they lost their dough?!?  But, nooooo, if they weren't bailed out it might start a downward spiral.  Well, we will never NOT bail out the rich and shit on the poor in this country.  Plus, get used to eating Chinese - FOREVER.  Don't you wish you went to DC now, Moe?</p> <p>MadameOvary</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://jezebel.com/368636/while-you-were-out-everything-went-to-shit#c4730400">SinisterRouge on Notice!</A>: Uh, PS,why do you have a star? What is that?</P> <p><a href="n/a">katastic</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4730479">AthertonMerriweather</a>: Dude - it's kind of expensive. The ribs are like 20 bucks. And those monster Hurricane drinks... well they don't even include the price next to them on the menu</p> <p><a href="http://ryanbarrett.typepad.com">RyanB</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://jezebel.com/368636/while-you-were-out-everything-went-to-shit#c4730197">SinisterRouge on Notice!</A>: nOOOOOO. But Bush just gave a great speech about how well the economy is doing! What are you implying? That he <I>lied?</P></I> <p><a href="n/a">katastic</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>The way the economy is, I can barely afford TGI Fridays.</P> <p>AthertonMerriweather</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>I'm honestly intrigued by the threesome news. Does that make me dirty? Maybe - but it's cool to know all kinds of peeps just get down for whateva.</p> <p><a href="http://ryanbarrett.typepad.com">RyanB</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4730321">myrtlebeachbum</a>: LOL. Well HRC <i> does </i> tend to win voters worried about the economy.</p> <p><a href="n/a">SinisterRouge</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>you're forgetting about "albania's hiroshima" !!! come on!</p> <p>pferde_schwanz</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>But the real issue is, did Moe go to DC?</p> <p>Det. Philangie</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Bailing out Bear Stears is just as foolish as bailing out someone who took on more debt than they can handle. The market must allow these people and corporations to fail without government coming to the rescue.</P> <p>rsr26</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://jezebel.com/368636/while-you-were-out-everything-went-to-shit#c4730289">SinisterRouge on Notice!</A>: It's the economy, stupid. I think I heard that on the teevee when my mom was changing my diaper.</P>
<P>Obama 08!</P> <p><a href="http://n/a">myrtlebeachbum</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4730270">myrtlebeachbum</a>: ;)</p> <p><a href="n/a">SinisterRouge</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4730270">myrtlebeachbum</a>: Yeah...the economy in the shitter. Lovely.</p> <p><a href="n/a">SinisterRouge</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://jezebel.com/368636/while-you-were-out-everything-went-to-shit#c4730197">SinisterRouge on Notice!</A>: OMG a Star Commenter! All is right with the world.</P>
<P>Except for the economy.</P> <p><a href="http://n/a">myrtlebeachbum</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>and apparently, nader has 6% of the vote, according to poll.s</p> <p>bananaballs</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>My ibanker friend explained exactly what is going on with the economy to me at breakfast yesterday. Scared the fucking shit out of me.</P>
<P>I have always said that people who are ignorant about politics are only hurting themselves and have no excuse for staying in the dark. Now I feel like an idiot AND a hypocrite for not understanding our economy. Yikes. One more thing to worry about.</P> <p>Rhody</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>We are in for a fucking horribly bad, horribly deep recession. Like really bad. Fuck. It's like all the things that make a recession happen: the dollar, oil, mortgage market, lack of jobs...all of it. <i> At the same fucking time </i>. It's a goddamn nightmare.</p> <p><a href="n/a">SinisterRouge</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>T.G.I.Friday's and threesomes? What a Monday!</P> <p><a href="http://">Kittenish</a></p>]]></description>
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