<![CDATA[Virginia Is For Covers - Jezebel Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jezebel.com.png <![CDATA[Virginia Is For Covers - Jezebel Comments]]> http://jezebel.com Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:39:33 EDT Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:39:33 EDT http://jezebel.com/368601/virginia-is-for-covers <![CDATA[Virginia Is For Covers]]> http://jezebel.com/368601/virginia-is-for-covers#c4756903 That photo is mesmerizing.

Lowti

]]> 39:368601:c4756903 Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:39:33 EDT <![CDATA[Virginia Is For Covers]]> http://jezebel.com/368601/virginia-is-for-covers#c4745695 @evier: Mm, Tennessee.

Skinny Bone Jones

]]> 39:368601:c4745695 Tue, 18 Mar 2008 00:30:58 EDT <![CDATA[Virginia Is For Covers]]> http://jezebel.com/368601/virginia-is-for-covers#c4735307 @eraserheadpixies (now representing norwegian xanax and JESU...: The reason why boys don't have to cover is because they don't have real lady-boobs (unless on hormones or something), and also, men don't like to admit the reason they have nipples - the fact that they were ladies as well until that Y chromosome kicked in and started the testosterone production in their little developing bodies inside mommy.

wednesdayam

]]> 39:368601:c4735307 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 13:59:36 EDT <![CDATA[Virginia Is For Covers]]> http://jezebel.com/368601/virginia-is-for-covers#c4735267 I'm so confused. I grew up in Virginia and have never heard of a Virginia strip club. All the guys I knew had to go to West Virginia to places like the Huddle Club. Where are these elusive places?

Kona

]]> 39:368601:c4735267 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 13:57:39 EDT <![CDATA[Virginia Is For Covers]]> http://jezebel.com/368601/virginia-is-for-covers#c4735255 Thank goodness I don't live there. Heck, being topless in general in Austin isn't even against the rules. Good ol' hippies...

wednesdayam

]]> 39:368601:c4735255 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 13:57:01 EDT <![CDATA[Virginia Is For Covers]]> http://jezebel.com/368601/virginia-is-for-covers#c4735237 I am pretty sure that Utah has tassle laws as well. It's been awhile since I actually went to a Utah strip club and I want to say that is why.

Captain_Morgan

]]> 39:368601:c4735237 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 13:56:19 EDT <![CDATA[Virginia Is For Covers]]> http://jezebel.com/368601/virginia-is-for-covers#c4735194 I want the government to start regulating man-nipples. Too many fat ugly guys with no shirts on here in the South. If *I* can't do it, neither should they.

warmaiden

]]> 39:368601:c4735194 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 13:54:51 EDT <![CDATA[Virginia Is For Covers]]> http://jezebel.com/368601/virginia-is-for-covers#c4734211 @DoNotStalk: @Iconocleft: She's twirling her tassles; that's why it looks like her tits are suspended in mid-air.

Lipstick Librarian

]]> 39:368601:c4734211 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 13:20:29 EDT <![CDATA[Virginia Is For Covers]]> http://jezebel.com/368601/virginia-is-for-covers#c4732883 I want my government to spend it's time and money regulating teh nipples, teh womens and teh gays. That's why I vote Whitey.

BrutallyHonestBabes

]]> 39:368601:c4732883 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:30:26 EDT <![CDATA[Virginia Is For Covers]]> http://jezebel.com/368601/virginia-is-for-covers#c4732819 Am I the only one a little distracted by the vintage pic accompanying this post? Seriously, how long have docs been stuffing women with silicone, anyway?

Iconocleft

]]> 39:368601:c4732819 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:28:31 EDT <![CDATA[Virginia Is For Covers]]> http://jezebel.com/368601/virginia-is-for-covers#c4732230 Nipples are a no-no here too, but the dancers get around it by wearing creepy flesh-colored, nipple-shaped pasties. They look exactly like nipples, except they're shiny latex.

earlylatetwenties

]]> 39:368601:c4732230 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:07:02 EDT <![CDATA[Virginia Is For Covers]]> http://jezebel.com/368601/virginia-is-for-covers#c4732192 I don't understand the problem with nips either. I wasn't allowed to see R-rated movies until I was 17, and my best friend in high school (a guy) asked what my parents were afraid of. "Are they afraid that you'll see something you see every day anyway?" It was a good question, and I never got a good answer for it.

evier

]]> 39:368601:c4732192 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:05:07 EDT <![CDATA[Virginia Is For Covers]]> http://jezebel.com/368601/virginia-is-for-covers#c4732162 Nipples are nipples. If a women has to cover her nipples, why shouldn't men wear pasties, too?
I don't really get why people would even ask women to do that anyway, if she's stripping.


eraserheadpixies (now representing norwegian xanax and JESUS!1!@#!)

]]> 39:368601:c4732162 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:03:57 EDT <![CDATA[Virginia Is For Covers]]> http://jezebel.com/368601/virginia-is-for-covers#c4732134 It's totally legal for strippers to wear false nipples as pasties ... and they do!

arseinstein

]]> 39:368601:c4732134 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:03:03 EDT <![CDATA[Virginia Is For Covers]]> http://jezebel.com/368601/virginia-is-for-covers#c4732128 @treecut: Man, now I got to spend my day off watching 'The Graduate'.

NewsBunny

]]> 39:368601:c4732128 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:02:39 EDT <![CDATA[Virginia Is For Covers]]> http://jezebel.com/368601/virginia-is-for-covers#c4732122 Mmmmmm, nipples.

BAngieB

]]> 39:368601:c4732122 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:02:27 EDT <![CDATA[Virginia Is For Covers]]> http://jezebel.com/368601/virginia-is-for-covers#c4731896 it's like someone had this idea "hey, if we cover the nipples, nobody will even know it's indecent." really, once you have the boobs out and lap dances, does it really matter that there are nipples out there? is someone in the audience going to be offended? is some man going to be sitting there thinking "well, breast, g-strings, and that crazy split-twirl around the poll are total decent hard working american values, but nipples, that's just letting the terrorists win!"

jemandtheholograms

]]> 39:368601:c4731896 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 11:53:05 EDT <![CDATA[Virginia Is For Covers]]> http://jezebel.com/368601/virginia-is-for-covers#c4731334 In protest I will now only wear shirts that show my areoolas when visiting Virginia.

BitterSugar

]]> 39:368601:c4731334 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 11:26:06 EDT <![CDATA[Virginia Is For Covers]]> http://jezebel.com/368601/virginia-is-for-covers#c4731240 I never understood the whole covering nipple thing. What is it about a nipple that is more offensive than the rest of the boob?

NotAPrettyGirl

]]> 39:368601:c4731240 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 11:21:50 EDT <![CDATA[Virginia Is For Covers]]> http://jezebel.com/368601/virginia-is-for-covers#c4731067 Everyone come to New York! We have enough nipples for everyone!!!!

I want to make a t-shirt that says "Free Virginia's Nipples".

LaComtesse

]]> 39:368601:c4731067 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 11:14:50 EDT <![CDATA[Virginia Is For Covers]]> http://jezebel.com/368601/virginia-is-for-covers#c4730869 Yea I went to a strip club this weekend and most of the girls were wearing pasties. That's something I hadn't seen before in NY and I don't think it's really practiced in most topless bars here.

Bianca_Cheri

]]> 39:368601:c4730869 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 11:04:20 EDT <![CDATA[Virginia Is For Covers]]> http://jezebel.com/368601/virginia-is-for-covers#c4730609 @blondegrlz: You say that like it's a bad thing.

ChiefNInjaMonkey

]]> 39:368601:c4730609 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:51:29 EDT <![CDATA[Virginia Is For Covers]]> http://jezebel.com/368601/virginia-is-for-covers#c4730230 there's a stripclub in my hometown in VA called velvet. for some reason, there's a huge portrait of lady di painted on the side of the building. when queen elizabeth visited a few months ago during her stateside tour, great pains were taken to rearrange her welcoming parade to avoid passing by the joint, which is located near the city's historic district.

the owner was a notorious dirty fuckin skeezeball, and the girls there all still rocked ye olde pasties and g-string.

bigtittycommittee

]]> 39:368601:c4730230 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:31:25 EDT <![CDATA[Virginia Is For Covers]]> http://jezebel.com/368601/virginia-is-for-covers#c4730211 This bill is almost redundant. Virginia has so many weird laws about bars (usually, a certain portion or their revenue, like HALF has to come from food... and no one really wants to eat at a titty bar) that the only strip clubs I've ever seen have been in Virginia Beach.

Oh the south!

Trix4Kids

]]> 39:368601:c4730211 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:30:43 EDT <![CDATA[Virginia Is For Covers]]> http://jezebel.com/368601/virginia-is-for-covers#c4730167 It's the circular equivalent of the rectangular black bar over the eyes. Once you cover the nipples, the boobs are completely unrecognizable.

Meg

]]> 39:368601:c4730167 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:27:49 EDT <![CDATA[Virginia Is For Covers]]> http://jezebel.com/368601/virginia-is-for-covers#c4730130 @Leiakat: No, there are no better things. We must always think of the poor children!

Cam/ron

]]> 39:368601:c4730130 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:25:00 EDT <![CDATA[Virginia Is For Covers]]> http://jezebel.com/368601/virginia-is-for-covers#c4730095 @brazzlefrat: You see, girls normally don't jump a boy showing his nipples, whereas boys can be relied on to get excited if there is even a hint of a bra strap somewhere in sight. So they do it a) to protect those girls from immature male college students who go into overdrive if you even mention boobs to them, and b) because. Or something.

It's all very respectable, only the best intentions all round, and not a trace of double standards or any such thing.

gnaddrig

]]> 39:368601:c4730095 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:23:28 EDT <![CDATA[Virginia Is For Covers]]> http://jezebel.com/368601/virginia-is-for-covers#c4730090 I dunno, the law always seemed pretty well-enforced at the two strip clubs I went to in Virginia. Apparently I wasn't going to the really good ones. I can't do anything right.

hugnkiss

]]> 39:368601:c4730090 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:23:23 EDT <![CDATA[Virginia Is For Covers]]> http://jezebel.com/368601/virginia-is-for-covers#c4730083 Yeeeahh. Cuz seeing breasts is the most titillating (sorry) thing that happens at a strip club. God forbid the guy paying to have a lady rub her vajayjay all over him during a private lap dance might see a boob. That would just be going too far.

stefzizzle

]]> 39:368601:c4730083 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:23:17 EDT <![CDATA[Virginia Is For Covers]]> http://jezebel.com/368601/virginia-is-for-covers#c4730052 This is so pointless. If you want to go see nipples, and the woman is ok with showing them and of age, then let it go. The Puritan nature has gotten very old. There are much better things for the government to be working on.

Leiakat

]]> 39:368601:c4730052 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:21:43 EDT <![CDATA[Virginia Is For Covers]]> http://jezebel.com/368601/virginia-is-for-covers#c4730017 @AthertonMerriweather: And KLASSY!

Kittenish

]]> 39:368601:c4730017 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:19:58 EDT <![CDATA[Virginia Is For Covers]]> http://jezebel.com/368601/virginia-is-for-covers#c4730015 I've only been to a VA strip club once, and I honestly can't remember if they were wearing pasties or not... I was focusing more on the girl with the thigh-high boots who could walk on her hands. An amazing talent, with or without visible nips.

Emmie of Doom

]]> 39:368601:c4730015 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:19:56 EDT <![CDATA[Virginia Is For Covers]]> http://jezebel.com/368601/virginia-is-for-covers#c4729992 @evier: It's the same deal in supposedly loose CA, which is why all-nude bars often sell booze hidden in juice and soda. I once saw a Sacramento cop grab and take away a street demonstrator who was topless and painted, it was like something out of a police state.

Cam/ron

]]> 39:368601:c4729992 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:18:07 EDT <![CDATA[Virginia Is For Covers]]> http://jezebel.com/368601/virginia-is-for-covers#c4729985 @DorothyZbornak: Cause teh nipples are dirrrrrrrty!

beastybeatsy

]]> 39:368601:c4729985 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:17:33 EDT <![CDATA[Virginia Is For Covers]]> http://jezebel.com/368601/virginia-is-for-covers#c4729959 Raise your hand if you think Delegate Cosgrove is scared of women's nipples because he's gay.

Lymed

]]> 39:368601:c4729959 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:15:11 EDT <![CDATA[Virginia Is For Covers]]> http://jezebel.com/368601/virginia-is-for-covers#c4729949 glad to know my tax dollars are going to keep VA strippers decent.

anOCgirl

]]> 39:368601:c4729949 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:14:38 EDT <![CDATA[Virginia Is For Covers]]> http://jezebel.com/368601/virginia-is-for-covers#c4729943 We had toga day at my high school last week (part of spirit week...) and the amount of males not wearing shirts (or, as far as I could tell, anything) under their togas was rather astonishing. I saw a LOT of boynipples that day. But if a girl had tried to even not wear a bra under her (less revealing) toga, you know the administration would have thrown a fit. On regular days they're constantly harassing the girls with big boobs to not even show bra STRAPS, on the grounds that it's too distracting in class.

...rant over.

Brazz

]]> 39:368601:c4729943 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:14:18 EDT <![CDATA[Virginia Is For Covers]]> http://jezebel.com/368601/virginia-is-for-covers#c4729931 Much as I'd like to learn to twirl the tassles, I'm far too well-endowed, A, and B, that's a skill with an extremely limited life span, unless you want them down to your knees by the time you're 35. I'm glad to hear God likes it better that way, though.

TheFormerJuneBronson

]]> 39:368601:c4729931 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:13:13 EDT <![CDATA[Virginia Is For Covers]]> http://jezebel.com/368601/virginia-is-for-covers#c4729909 @snarkhunting: I totally couldn't figure out what was happening for a full minute either. I had a friend in 10th grade that could do the tassel swirl, in retrospect that's maybe too mature?@evier: We have the same rules in Cali, but they keep changing the laws about lap dancing and such, so I can't keep up.

TrixieBelden

]]> 39:368601:c4729909 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:11:23 EDT <![CDATA[Virginia Is For Covers]]> http://jezebel.com/368601/virginia-is-for-covers#c4729888 @Rhody: you should move to france or the mediterranean. everyone runs around naked there.

bananaballs

]]> 39:368601:c4729888 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:10:08 EDT <![CDATA[Virginia Is For Covers]]> http://jezebel.com/368601/virginia-is-for-covers#c4729864 This is certainly a great leap forward for morals and piety in Virginia.

gnaddrig

]]> 39:368601:c4729864 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:07:36 EDT <![CDATA[Virginia Is For Covers]]> http://jezebel.com/368601/virginia-is-for-covers#c4729829 @bananaballs: I have a twin brother, so everything was explained to me in terms of what was different about us. I was shocked and pissed off when he could take his shirt off at the beach and I had to wear a bathing suit. I still call bullshit.

Rhody

]]> 39:368601:c4729829 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:05:41 EDT <![CDATA[Virginia Is For Covers]]> http://jezebel.com/368601/virginia-is-for-covers#c4729826 Her boob reminds me of an overfilled hackey sack. I almost fear it.

I don't know why...

Shabba

]]> 39:368601:c4729826 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:05:34 EDT <![CDATA[Virginia Is For Covers]]> http://jezebel.com/368601/virginia-is-for-covers#c4729820 Took me a minute to realize she was swinging her boobs around...I was trying to figure out how she was defying gravity like that.

snarkhunting

]]> 39:368601:c4729820 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:05:04 EDT <![CDATA[Virginia Is For Covers]]> http://jezebel.com/368601/virginia-is-for-covers#c4729799 I hope that male strippers will wear tassles, too. I think Mr. Cosgrove should probably wear pasties, and then use some lovely adhesive remover to take them off. Wendy O. Williams anyone? Anything to distract us from our economy plunging into oblivion.

MadameOvary

]]> 39:368601:c4729799 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:03:13 EDT <![CDATA[Virginia Is For Covers]]> http://jezebel.com/368601/virginia-is-for-covers#c4729797 Same thing in Mesa, Arizona. The strippers used body paint and glitter to circumvent the nipple regulation.

amoureuse likes pineapple in her Kool-Aid

]]> 39:368601:c4729797 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:03:06 EDT <![CDATA[Virginia Is For Covers]]> http://jezebel.com/368601/virginia-is-for-covers#c4729792 I was always confused when hearing about strippers in the states since every stripper I'd ever seen got completely naked. It took me a long time to realize that the states had weird laws about alcohol and seeing nipples or vadge.

RiskyGirl

]]> 39:368601:c4729792 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:02:28 EDT <![CDATA[Virginia Is For Covers]]> http://jezebel.com/368601/virginia-is-for-covers#c4729781 @DorothyZbornak: Because they are pointy, and someone could lose an eye.

Lady Skittlehattington

]]> 39:368601:c4729781 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:01:53 EDT <![CDATA[Virginia Is For Covers]]> http://jezebel.com/368601/virginia-is-for-covers#c4729779 Swing those tassles ladies! We gotta keep it clean and decent!

AthertonMerriweather

]]> 39:368601:c4729779 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:01:25 EDT <![CDATA[Virginia Is For Covers]]> http://jezebel.com/368601/virginia-is-for-covers#c4729766 @Lady Skittlehattington's Publicist: Why are people so scared of nipples?

DorothyZbornak

]]> 39:368601:c4729766 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:00:53 EDT <![CDATA[Virginia Is For Covers]]> http://jezebel.com/368601/virginia-is-for-covers#c4729764 Thank GOD. The bare areolas of Virginia were keeping me up at night.

tallyhoe

]]> 39:368601:c4729764 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:00:48 EDT <![CDATA[Virginia Is For Covers]]> http://jezebel.com/368601/virginia-is-for-covers#c4729752 @Rhody: yes, and that they can expose theirs and never be in danger of salaciousness.

bananaballs

]]> 39:368601:c4729752 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:00:16 EDT <![CDATA[Virginia Is For Covers]]> http://jezebel.com/368601/virginia-is-for-covers#c4729743 The company I work for banned photos of male nipples in all of our books the other day. Therefore, the above news suprises me not.

Lady Skittlehattington

]]> 39:368601:c4729743 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 09:59:27 EDT <![CDATA[Virginia Is For Covers]]> http://jezebel.com/368601/virginia-is-for-covers#c4729737 Her boobs look like they hurt. Skin so tight, ow.

DoNotStalk

]]> 39:368601:c4729737 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 09:59:10 EDT <![CDATA[Virginia Is For Covers]]> http://jezebel.com/368601/virginia-is-for-covers#c4729719 A strip club with no nipples is just a live-action version of what you already see on prime time TV, so I say, keep the nipples. Is nothing sacred?!

DuncanDesign

]]> 39:368601:c4729719 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 09:58:06 EDT <![CDATA[Virginia Is For Covers]]> http://jezebel.com/368601/virginia-is-for-covers#c4729713 Does anyone else think that it is weird that the ONLY part we share with dudes is the part most exciting to them?

Rhody

]]> 39:368601:c4729713 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 09:57:42 EDT <![CDATA[Virginia Is For Covers]]> http://jezebel.com/368601/virginia-is-for-covers#c4729682 If I ever get free time, I'm going to learn to twirl tassles from my boobs.

treecut...will cut a beech

]]> 39:368601:c4729682 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 09:55:26 EDT <![CDATA[Virginia Is For Covers]]> http://jezebel.com/368601/virginia-is-for-covers#c4729661 Interesting. In my home state of Tennessee, strip clubs aren't allowed to show complete nudity if they also sell alcohol. So it's either only topless or only bottomless and most of them go for only topless.

There was the strip club with both male and female strippers called Fuzzy Holes though. I suppose that one was only bottomless.

evier

]]> 39:368601:c4729661 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 09:54:14 EDT <![CDATA[Virginia Is For Covers]]> http://jezebel.com/368601/virginia-is-for-covers#c4729654 I grew up in Virginia, and all the strippers I saw had tassles.
In South Carolina you couldn't have liquor and nudity at the same place, so all the gentlemen's clubs were BYOB.
I clearly spend too much time at strip clubs.



BlondeGrlz

]]> 39:368601:c4729654 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 09:53:52 EDT <![CDATA[Virginia Is For Covers]]> http://jezebel.com/368601/virginia-is-for-covers#c4729620 This guy is totes having teh Bathroom Secksing. My nipples can feel it in the air.

myrtlebeachbum

]]> 39:368601:c4729620 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 09:52:17 EDT