<![CDATA[This Week We Talked Prostitutes, Poops, And Panties - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[This Week We Talked Prostitutes, Poops, And Panties - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[This Week We Talked Prostitutes, Poops, And Panties]]> @meaverly: It's a double joke. Apocalypse=Horsemen of The Apocalypse=Neigh....

*I think I stretched that farther then Stretch Arm Strong....

cde

]]> <![CDATA[This Week We Talked Prostitutes, Poops, And Panties]]> @MsPointy: photos! they're so easy to make into avatars, and you don't have to be able to so much as draw a straight line (which for the record I cannot).

ps, editors: it's "commiserate" and "nigh." the apocalypse is nigh. I only point that because right now it says "the apocalypse is neigh," and I immediately hear Tyra making her horse noises during the ANTM makeover ep last week. so.

meaverly

]]> <![CDATA[This Week We Talked Prostitutes, Poops, And Panties]]> @DoNotStalk: Ha, yay!

Ms Pointy

]]> <![CDATA[This Week We Talked Prostitutes, Poops, And Panties]]> @DoNotStalk: Also, the pic hasn't changed yet, so I have this really strange sense that I'm carrying on an internet discussion with myself.

Another reason I come down firmly on the side of the original people when the clone wars begin.

Ms Pointy

]]> <![CDATA[This Week We Talked Prostitutes, Poops, And Panties]]> SheRa will remain til the WonderTwins of Jezebel update me, but it's changed. No strokes for anyone!

DoNotStalk

]]> <![CDATA[This Week We Talked Prostitutes, Poops, And Panties]]> @DoNotStalk: Thanks my dear. Sorry to freak out. No hard feelings? Much appreciated. The children, they will go unharmed.

Ms Pointy

]]> <![CDATA[This Week We Talked Prostitutes, Poops, And Panties]]> @lisas: Totally.

Now I feel like I need to make my own. I'm not crafty like that, so it may take time, but by god, I will self express.

Ms Pointy

]]> <![CDATA[This Week We Talked Prostitutes, Poops, And Panties]]> Well, my sincere apologies (seriously) for not checking avatars before I put this one on my profile.
It'll be changed, post haste. God forbid I step on toes. It's for the children, after all.

DoNotStalk

]]> <![CDATA[This Week We Talked Prostitutes, Poops, And Panties]]> @lisas: Yay for your avatar! I like it, it looks really neat. I'm sort of an art dork so I love drawing stuff too.

tscheese

]]> <![CDATA[This Week We Talked Prostitutes, Poops, And Panties]]> Oh, and of course there is always the solution of a different picture. There are lots of She-Ra pictures, so it's not an unreasonable request to say that if you're both going to be shoes, one of you will be the Monopoly shoe and one will be a Barbie shoe.

lisas

]]> <![CDATA[This Week We Talked Prostitutes, Poops, And Panties]]> I love avatar stories! I drew mine too, it's a peregrine falcon in a stoop. I saw one outside my office window last spring, it was sitting on top of a telephone pole watching the gophers below. Awesome, in the literal sense.

lisas

]]> <![CDATA[This Week We Talked Prostitutes, Poops, And Panties]]> @tscheese: I love carbs and booze, just as much as I love She-Ra. With my passion and your knowhow, we could make some beautiful avatar babies.

Ms Pointy

]]> <![CDATA[This Week We Talked Prostitutes, Poops, And Panties]]> I have an enormous old Ball glass jar full of cabernet sauvignon. I just spent two motherfucking hours on the NJ Turnpike because some asshat decided that Friday at 5PM would be a greeeeeat time to flip his semi over on the eastern spur. I deserve the wine.

I am also going to have a Wawa sandwich. Mmmmmmm.

My avatar is sort of stupid and I did actually draw it myself on my Wacom tablet, so I hope no one ever decides to steal it. I mean, I can draw you something if you *want*. But right now I'm too busy being carbed and boozed.

tscheese

]]> <![CDATA[This Week We Talked Prostitutes, Poops, And Panties]]> @MsPointy: Why thank you! I think it's sexy as well, obvs.

And yeah, I could also be overreacting and she didn't know anyone else had the avatar. Like I said, right after I started posting frequently (about a month ago), I got a 9-5 job where I haz no compy access. But your Monopoly analogy is spot on.

Melistic

]]> <![CDATA[This Week We Talked Prostitutes, Poops, And Panties]]> @Political Party Girl: What was her avatar. Sounds like Single White Female. Was there a killer stilettoe involved.

mepo

]]> <![CDATA[This Week We Talked Prostitutes, Poops, And Panties]]> @MsPointy: No, I think it's only fair for her to change. I've always been Miss Jay but I had uploaded my Simpsons me way back when and was using yesterday until I noticed another Simpsons avatar. Easy enough to fix. And I look faaabulous.

mllej

]]> <![CDATA[This Week We Talked Prostitutes, Poops, And Panties]]> @lisas: Totes. Hopefully I'm overreacting and there will be no apocalypse. I don't think she's posted anything trollish.

@Political Party Girl: Zackly. When I read your comments, I picture Lo's little mouth speaking them, like a little nutcracker.

Can nutcracker be a new euphemism for bonerkiller?

Ms Pointy

]]> <![CDATA[This Week We Talked Prostitutes, Poops, And Panties]]> @MsPointy: Yeah, stacyinbean had a similar problem when someone was using her avatar and posting trollish comments, and the Jezzies kicked them out. Of course, this could be pure coincidence. (She-Ra is a hero of mine, as well.) But I'd be PISSED if someone dared steal my precious Lo for his/herself. I know Lo is a hero to many, but an avatar only to me.

Political Party Girl

]]> <![CDATA[This Week We Talked Prostitutes, Poops, And Panties]]> @MsPointy: Fair point. I was just thinking that it's tough to say if it's being done in an obnoxious fashion like what happened to stacyinbean or if it's just someone else who loves She-Ra, you know?

lisas

]]> <![CDATA[This Week We Talked Prostitutes, Poops, And Panties]]> @MsPointy: Also, I could be overreacting to an honest mistake. Cross your fingers. Still. CLONES NEVER ASKED TO BE BORN, and yet zomg? Apocalpse much?

Ms Pointy

]]> <![CDATA[This Week We Talked Prostitutes, Poops, And Panties]]> LisaS, I'm not claiming it's mine and mine alone, but I am saying this: if you're invited to join a Monopoly game and someone's already playing with the shoe piece, you don't bring in another shoe, you settle for being the dog this time around.

I'm happy to change my avatar to something that I did create, but would prefer not to have to do that because someone else has adopted my current pic.

Ms Pointy

]]> <![CDATA[This Week We Talked Prostitutes, Poops, And Panties]]> Did you make your avatar? Cause in the case of the She-Ra avatar above I think you'd have trouble claiming that it's yours and yours alone.

lisas

]]> <![CDATA[This Week We Talked Prostitutes, Poops, And Panties]]> @Melistic: Bloody avatar doubles. This is reason #1 I'm against human cloning. What if this happened in real life?!>?!?

Also, reading is totes sexy.

Ms Pointy

]]> <![CDATA[This Week We Talked Prostitutes, Poops, And Panties]]> @PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA: Yeah I left a message on DoNotKickmyass's wall... hopefully she will change it on her own and I will not have to enlist BAngieB for help in exacting some good old country justice.

Ms Pointy

]]> <![CDATA[This Week We Talked Prostitutes, Poops, And Panties]]> @MsPointy: Someone's got mine too. I'm not here much because I have a new job that does not let me Jez around all day, but I would still like to have my own avatar, plz.

Melistic

]]> <![CDATA[This Week We Talked Prostitutes, Poops, And Panties]]> @MsPointy: Oh dear I saw that. The Power of Princess is cheating. Someone needs to have a conversation with DoNotStalk...maybe a name change is in order too...DoNotSteal.

PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA

]]> <![CDATA[This Week We Talked Prostitutes, Poops, And Panties]]> The Unicorns Ate My Bebeh..

(I am sorry, I am coming off a long wek and can resist the unicorns no longer)

TheUptightMidwesterner

]]> <![CDATA[This Week We Talked Prostitutes, Poops, And Panties]]> @AthertonMerriweather: The yogurt, it's ALIVE!

PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA

]]> <![CDATA[This Week We Talked Prostitutes, Poops, And Panties]]> @Archetype: Oh please lord, no. Enough blood has been spilled... not to mention sanity.

NefariousNewt

]]> <![CDATA[This Week We Talked Prostitutes, Poops, And Panties]]> @PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA: Maybe the unicorns are behind my avatar theft. Shifty horny bastards.

Ms Pointy

]]> <![CDATA[This Week We Talked Prostitutes, Poops, And Panties]]> ...Did Eliot Spitzer really expose Silda to sti's within those (how many years) of using prostitutes?

What a fucking asshole. That would be the icing/sprinkles on the cake. It would be no less offensive if he had three sons, but some how, if he conducted himself like that when for his three daughters (it sucks being a girl--so much for teaching his daughters to demand some consideration from the men in their lives), that makes it at least a little more disasteful. It sucks enough being a girl; if parents present at least one picture of gender dynamics with children as the audience, it sucks when your your father being a hypocrite and screws over your mother more ways than one.

Maybe he was nothing special politically but it seemed he at least had some typical lefty views on woman's rights (abortion and I distinctly remember a big hullabaloo about a new human trafficking/child prostitution law he passed that would try to stop the trend of treating minors, if not adult prostitutes under similarly shitty circumstances, like accomplices). So much for the whole "reform plan."

marie123

]]> <![CDATA[This Week We Talked Prostitutes, Poops, And Panties]]> @PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA: Unicorns offend me with their horns. What about the yogurt?!?!

AthertonMerriweather

]]> <![CDATA[This Week We Talked Prostitutes, Poops, And Panties]]> Ugh, um, unrelated, and sorry bc I don't comment anywhere near as much as y'all (west coast, busy day at the old job, etc), but someone new's using my avatar? What's a girl super-hero to do about that?

Ms Pointy

]]> <![CDATA[This Week We Talked Prostitutes, Poops, And Panties]]> @PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA: Unicorns killed my parents!

Political Party Girl

]]> <![CDATA[This Week We Talked Prostitutes, Poops, And Panties]]> @Archetype: Hahahaha. As IF!!!
[jezebel.com]

BowlingForDollars

]]> <![CDATA[This Week We Talked Prostitutes, Poops, And Panties]]> @Political Party Girl: But what about the Unicorns?

PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA

]]> <![CDATA[This Week We Talked Prostitutes, Poops, And Panties]]> @TheUptightMidwesterner: I'm getting hammered! As I am half Irish, it's like, the law or something. I'm going to ShamrockFest in DC tomorrow and getting free beer all day! It will be just like ye olde frat parties of yore, including my drunk ass making a damn fool of myself!! Lermanzo's coming with me. Any other DC Jezzies gonna be there?

Political Party Girl

]]> <![CDATA[This Week We Talked Prostitutes, Poops, And Panties]]> Wooo! Our 1400 posts made the weekly summary! We are *totes* famous.

Political Party Girl

]]> <![CDATA[This Week We Talked Prostitutes, Poops, And Panties]]> @TheUptightMidwesterner: Oh, pick me! Over here! I have tequila!

jenndavo

]]> <![CDATA[This Week We Talked Prostitutes, Poops, And Panties]]> @TheUptightMidwesterner: That would be me. Tonight. Smile.

DiffidentDolly

]]> <![CDATA[This Week We Talked Prostitutes, Poops, And Panties]]> @Archetype: ME TOO!

DiffidentDolly

]]> <![CDATA[This Week We Talked Prostitutes, Poops, And Panties]]> @Archetype: Ah, wishful thinking.

LipstickLibrarian

]]> <![CDATA[This Week We Talked Prostitutes, Poops, And Panties]]> Well 1,400 of you and counting had opinions about this post.

She said, tongue firmly planted in cheek...

ceejeemcbeegee

]]> <![CDATA[This Week We Talked Prostitutes, Poops, And Panties]]> I'm having a great time trying to figure out which story goes with the polar bear ass. It could be any of them, each for its own hilarious reason.

People Paula

]]> <![CDATA[This Week We Talked Prostitutes, Poops, And Panties]]> You're off the fucking chain!!!

mllej

]]> <![CDATA[This Week We Talked Prostitutes, Poops, And Panties]]> @Archetype: I guess we've all behaved perfectly ;)

AthertonMerriweather

]]> <![CDATA[This Week We Talked Prostitutes, Poops, And Panties]]> Someone please get hammered for me this weekend.

C,mon...! Who's my gal??

TheUptightMidwesterner

]]> <![CDATA[This Week We Talked Prostitutes, Poops, And Panties]]> For some reason I thought Jez was having executions every Friday.

Archetype

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