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aubonpam — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 09:04:52 EDT

I like an imperfect nose. What I can't stand is a cookie cutter, nose job nose. Do worst comments of the day cause the poster to be banned?

aubonpam

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hamburgerhotdog — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 23:50:32 EDT

@tscheese: nothing ever happened.

hamburgerhotdog

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tscheese — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 19:42:48 EDT

Seriously, which Mag Hag post was so revolutionary? I check out most of 'em! I come here to trumpet about the fact that I don't care about celebrities, and then I totally eat up the Mag Hag posts because they fulfill my inner voyeur. Links? Anyone?

tscheese

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skoochie — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 19:20:18 EDT

Wha? *goes back to look at her nose* It looks seriously cute and normal to me, what am I missing?

skoochie

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DorothyZbornak — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 19:11:08 EDT

@Lady Skittlehattington's Publicist: Aww yeah!!

DorothyZbornak

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Lady Skittlehattington — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 18:31:00 EDT

@DorothyZbornak: *flashes boobs*

Lady Skittlehattington

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bigleggedwoman — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 18:18:25 EDT

@ineffable.me l0v3s unicorns!1!!1!: Thank you for mentioning it here. What a ride that was.

bigleggedwoman

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exelizabeth — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 18:12:19 EDT

My favorite model on Project Runway was the girl with the AMAZING hooked nose. She was pretty from the front, but in profile her nose was just like WOW. So unique, I loved it.

exelizabeth

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TruculentandUnreliable — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 18:06:15 EDT

@ineffable.me l0v3s unicorns!1!!1!: Seriously. I will think about unicorn rape, butt onions, and cubic zirconia vadges until the day I die. And giggle.

TruculentandUnreliable

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hortense — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 18:04:06 EDT

@BiscuitDoughJones: Shame on you! Shame on us all!

hortense

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funnyface — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 18:02:22 EDT

OK, I'm seriously pissed that I missed out on the MagHag thread because I usually skip those. Dammit.

funnyface

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DorothyZbornak — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 17:54:20 EDT

OMG! *wipes away tears and waves*
Thanks you guys!

@ineffable.me l0v3s unicorns!1!!1!: Best. Thread. EVAH!! Unicorns!!1!!1!!!

@Lady Skittlehattington's Publicist: I love you, you classy bitch!

DorothyZbornak

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sybann — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 17:51:59 EDT

@Archetype: I like this one - so Suzanne Vega.

sybann

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BiscuitDoughJones — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 17:39:12 EDT

@hortense: I'll tell you whatever I want to tell you because I have freedom of speech and Jezebel is a domocracy only when it applies to having people agree with me and me being able to have my say. My voice is unique and special and you NEED to read about what I post about even if all I'm saying is what other people have been saying for the past 100 comments, because what is this place turning into anyway?

BiscuitDoughJones

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Cam/ron — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 17:38:40 EDT

@Archetype: Kittin's "Stock Exchange" is the only electroclash song I ever liked.

Cam/ron

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ineffable.me — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 17:28:46 EDT

@hortense: 03/13/08 Never Forget.

ineffable.me

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hortense — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 17:16:26 EDT

@BiscuitDoughJones: Don't tell me what thread to read!

hortense

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Archetype — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 17:14:50 EDT

@nodoubt9203 (Reefer Madness '36): :-)

@SarahMC: She's Miss Kittin. She's my favorite DJ.

Archetype

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briardahl — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 17:11:21 EDT

@Archetype: Ha, GOD, I knew I was recognizing that avatar from somewhere, it just hadn't locked in yet.

briardahl

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stacyinbean — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 17:10:28 EDT

@JessicaLovejoy: Backstairsly: I'd say no, but I'm a bad person so that might not be helpful.

stacyinbean

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mightymouth — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 17:09:59 EDT

@JessicaLovejoy: Backstairsly: Hah! No, and thank you.

mightymouth

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SarahMC — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 17:09:45 EDT

@Archetype: Who's the girl eatin the apple?

SarahMC

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ineffable.me — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 17:09:33 EDT

@BiscuitDoughJones: Jezebel bible it is.

ineffable.me

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nodoubt9203 — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 17:07:23 EDT

@Archetype: professional professional professional deeestorshen.

nodoubt9203

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Lady Skittlehattington — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 17:05:07 EDT

I'm going to make like Julianne Moore and smile and nod politely while my precious DZ walks away with my Bestie once again.

Bitch.

Lady Skittlehattington

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BiscuitDoughJones — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 17:04:17 EDT

@ineffable.me: You're right, that whole post deserves best comment. New here? Read that thread.

BiscuitDoughJones

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maggiesfarmer — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 17:03:45 EDT

i think the nosejob comment speaks for itself - the lame Mad-Magazine-circa-1987 snappy comeback is just a clunker...

maggiesfarmer

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Archetype — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 17:03:44 EDT

@funnyface: Yes, but you did it well.

Archetype

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Archetype — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 17:02:59 EDT

@SarahMC: No, it's Miss Kittin!

Archetype

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thatsspinach — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 17:02:47 EDT

@RayBay: I love me some Jewsish girls. I can't explain it...

Dear Worst Commenter: Big noses are tres sexy. And hers isn't even that big, so fuck off.

thatsspinach

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nodoubt9203 — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 17:02:43 EDT

i'm thinkin' her bare boobs are getting more attention.

nodoubt9203

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Jessica Hussein Lovejoy: BRB, getting Rahm'ed — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 17:02:04 EDT

Am I bad person for making this?

[i27.tinypic.com]

Jessica Hussein Lovejoy: BRB, getting Rahm'ed

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ineffable.me — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 17:01:52 EDT

I just want to say that although the best comment is indeed, funny, it's important that we pay attention and respect to the most important event in Jezebel history: The Mag Hag post.

Thank you all for your contributions. You made my life a shining beacon of lady love. I hug all of you with my legs in friendship.

ineffable.me

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RayBay — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 17:01:27 EDT

I thought Ashley Alexandra Dupré (DiPietro) (Youmans) (Whatever) was especially hot because of her nose. In one of the myspace pics, she looks a lot like this hot Jewish girl I went to high school with.

In any case, it could hardly be called a beak. So, basically, fuck you, whomever you are.

RayBay

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funnyface — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 17:01:15 EDT

@beastybeatsy: It's not so bad to be worst. I've done it.

funnyface

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Cry4Hemp — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 17:00:08 EDT

Yeah. Men are looking at her nose.

Cry4Hemp

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beastybeatsy — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 16:59:23 EDT

Every day i read this nd hope to fuck that I'm not the worst comment of the day...

beastybeatsy

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SarahMC — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 16:58:11 EDT

@Archetype: Is that you!? Cool!

SarahMC

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Archetype — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 16:55:58 EDT

Go Dorothy!

In regard to the worstie, I am going to change my avatar to feature my beak.

Archetype