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SPARKLE — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 03:33:17 EDT

@PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA: I know that I am late to the game but...first!!1!

Please no one kickk me out because I didn't know any better.

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PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 11:15:30 EDT

Pickle-in-the-middle, is a three-person game.

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eraserheadpixies (now representing norwegian xanax and JESUS!1!@#!) — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 23:22:13 EDT

What are you people doing? Is this love?
Can someone teach me?
I've never been loved before, therefore, I don't know how to love.
Is it normal if your father would never hug you?
Seriously, someone make a peaceful tutorial on hippie love.
Kthxbai!*
*That felt vaguely forced.

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PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 22:17:39 EDT

@BAngieB: Sweet sweet juices for all the pretty pretty girls.

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BAngieB — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 21:55:29 EDT

@PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA: Your pickle juice brings all the girls to they yard...

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PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 21:27:01 EDT

@myrtlebeachbum:When we go to the beach we always take some pickle juice with us...I'll give you some of my pickle juice and you'll be feeling like a fine sweet beachbum should.

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myrtlebeachbum — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 21:16:35 EDT

@PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA: Show me your pickle. I hear it is the most beautiful pickle ever.

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myrtlebeachbum — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 21:14:45 EDT

@AmazonRedheadedUberVixen: OMG I'm on spring break. Show me your tits.

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AmazonRedheadedUberVixen — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 21:01:33 EDT

@PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA: Well I think people understate the beauty of the Pickle. So understated yet delicious and multi-faceted is the Pickle, that I think the world would be a much more joyous place if everyone made Pickles a part of their every day.

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AmazonRedheadedUberVixen — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 20:46:48 EDT

I wish I had a Pickle right now. I'm hungry for Pickles and knowledge.

I love green food, because the color green is the best color in the universe. True story.

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PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 20:43:10 EDT

@AmazonRedheadedUberVixen: You are a very large and powerful vixen. You exhibit the characteristic red and are of a superlative example of hair and together it is the kind of beauty that makes me want to brush your locks with a boar bristle brush.

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eraserheadpixies (now representing norwegian xanax and JESUS!1!@#!) — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 20:30:57 EDT

@AmazonRedheadedUberVixen: Stop giving into the oppresser!
Stupid.Stupid.Stupid.
He trapped you with his guilt "you need to watch what you say". He's trying to control you! You can't see the sun?! Do you know why you have to do something? It's a test. Stop calling me insane. Dye your hair. I am crazy, so why does it matter?
OH MY GOD I AM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW.
Anyways, we only have eachother now. We must build a chip and put all the animals onto its crispy ridges. Hopefully it won't get wet, even though there is a storm coming. Although I think soggy chips might be bad?
God told me to do this. He does not lie.

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AmazonRedheadedUberVixen — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 20:24:18 EDT

Oh how I love Pickles. Pickles are a very smart food, don't you know. Pickles rule my world. Pickles make me happy. True story.

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eraserheadpixies (now representing norwegian xanax and JESUS!1!@#!) — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 20:17:05 EDT

@PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA: Stop trying to be a Queen Bee Pickles.
I am right.
I'm marking you with my non-toxic, non-washable [ASS] stamper.
You are the second one. Good luck.

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PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 19:53:03 EDT

Wow, sometimes you need to look at your own behavior and ask yourself "have I gone too far, have I crossed a line?" Chances are you might not like the answer but really you need to be honest with yourself. Maybe people are just not getting you and they think you're an asshole.

The times they are a changin'.

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eraserheadpixies (now representing norwegian xanax and JESUS!1!@#!) — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 23:04:33 EDT

This is the home video Bjork made with her best friend! Food twinsies!!

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eraserheadpixies (now representing norwegian xanax and JESUS!1!@#!) — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 23:02:18 EDT

@AmazonRedheadedUberVixen: Hey, Pumpkin Head, learn to CUNT. Count. STFU!1!
Next time you go on vacay, Bjork is going to be there, costume and all...
And Bjork would never hurt a fly.

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AmazonRedheadedUberVixen — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 21:49:00 EDT

1450!!!11!2!11!!

@PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA: Are you saying our opinions don't matter? Because my opinions matter more than anyone else's opinion, because I am smarter than everyone.

Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle and Socrates?

Morons.

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eraserheadpixies (now representing norwegian xanax and JESUS!1!@#!) — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 20:20:20 EDT

@PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA: Dude, why must you discriminate against my vagina? I can smell your penis growing! That could also be me. Just because sometimes I leak non-urine onto the couch through my various layers of clothing, and it happens to come out of my itchy vagina, doesn't mean I have an STD. Who are you Pickles, God? Do you know who I am! And why is your Screen Name so heteronormative?
NOT EVERYONE LIKES PENIS, YOU ENGORGED WORM!11@Q432!!
And lalaland13: Take your supersticious name and go back someplace where it is very, very dry. Because when it rains God is crying. And when God cries, it is because your whore mother didn't ABORT YOU.
You people make me vomit. I bet you all repel kittens, puppies, and babies. They are the most loving pieces of crap on earth, and even THEY WOULDN'T LOVE YOU.

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PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 16:46:47 EDT

Will the madness never end?

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Trashtastic — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 08:48:58 EDT

@lalaland13: Not suprising you know this. Whore. Mormon whore. And you know as well as I do that God kills a kitten everytime someone masturbates. Why do you want to kill the kittehs?

Baby Jesus weeps because of you.

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lalaland13 — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 01:13:16 EDT

@lalaland13: By the way, "but" is the way it's spelled in the Bible! King James Version! One more rule for you strumpets:

Use the hand, God understands
Use the rod, you've angered God.

This site really needs to focus more on traditional morality and family values.

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lalaland13 — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 00:58:20 EDT

@lalaland13: Also, in case anyone has any questions, let me enlighten you as to the Rules of Purity. I learned this at church camp at Holy Hills, Kansas.

Up the but? Not a slut.
Vadge and peen? Unclean, unclean!

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lalaland13 — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 00:50:16 EDT

@PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA: Takes one to know one, huh? Whore whore, cooter sore!

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PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 23:28:06 EDT

@eraserheadpixies (now representing norwegian xanax and JESU...: "...this twisted perverted rebelious feeling, deep down, right by my crotch."

Most likely that is a sign that would indicate you have an STD; discharge, sores or open lesions, pain, itching should follow soon. You whore.

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eraserheadpixies (now representing norwegian xanax and JESUS!1!@#!) — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 20:53:02 EDT

Since no one is here, and probably never will be again, I sort of feel like when I'm in the bathroom at school and everyone has left, so I can finally take a dump IN PEACE.
It's almost like this twisted perverted rebelious feeling, deep down, right by my crotch.

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constancescott1990 — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:11:01 EDT

@hortense: I didn't read it either but damn calm down.

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LipstickLibrarian — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 21:25:51 EDT

Um hi, I don't have time to read the whole thread, can someone pleeeze summarize it for me?? I am very busy and important. kthxbai!

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stacyinbean is a proud East Coast Librul Elitist — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 18:51:41 EDT

FIRST!!11!1!!

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PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 12:33:33 EDT

@AmazonRedheadedUberVixen: Bjork called, she was making fun of you and we laughed and laughed...ahhh good times.

@Trashtastic - Queen Bee Extraordinaire!: Living in the whore house.

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Trashtastic — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 07:54:44 EDT

@PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA: I did, and she said you are a WHORE.

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Trashtastic — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 07:52:46 EDT

@loversaurus: *Sobs wildly* You said you wouldn't tell! I nominating your skanky ass for execution STAT

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eraserheadpixies (now representing norwegian xanax and JESUS!1!@#!) — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 02:08:19 EDT

@AmazonRedheadedUberVixen: STOPIT!!11! YOUR MAKING ERASERHEAD PIXIES ACNE ACT UP!!!23!! YOU BITCHY BITCH.
Also, Bjork hates and wants you to die. She'll bjork you when you're bjorking. She knows when you bjork, you stupid Bjork!!! Bjork.

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AmazonRedheadedUberVixen — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 01:35:17 EDT

@PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA: What the fuck is a Bjork? Are you mocking me? I think you're mocking me!!1!!!11! Stop telling me what to think!11!12!!!

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AmazonRedheadedUberVixen — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 01:23:50 EDT

@eraserheadpixies (now representing norwegian xanax and JESU...: Meow!!1! Kitten's got claws!!!!!1!1 Would you like a saucer of milk with that? Maybe some Xanax or Prozac or Lithium?

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PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 01:20:31 EDT

Ummm...has anyone seen Bjork?

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eraserheadpixies (now representing norwegian xanax and JESUS!1!@#!) — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 00:51:23 EDT

@AmazonRedheadedUberVixen: WHY ARE YOU STILL ON THIS THREAD? Do you have no friends? This is my thread, I own it. I don't have any friends, so I would like you all to leave so I could continue having the very important conversation with myself that you so BITCHILY INTERRUPTED. BITCH.

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AmazonRedheadedUberVixen — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 00:46:09 EDT

@eraserheadpixies (now representing norwegian xanax and JESUS!1!@#!): @loversaurus: I'm gonna punch you both right in your ovaries. Punch you right in your babymakers.

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eraserheadpixies (now representing norwegian xanax and JESUS!1!@#!) — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 00:42:58 EDT

@loversaurus: Why are you telling me your uterus is crying? WHY SHOULD I CARE? I don't feel normal human emotions. I'm like a serial killer who doesn't kill people. I'm barely even human. In fact I might even be part robot. Why would you care? Are you a technosexual? Freak.
I'm marking you with my non-toxic, non-washable [ASS] stamper.

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noloversaurus — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 00:17:25 EDT

@eraserheadpixies (now representing norwegian xanax and JESU...: Aren't you supposed to be bleeding and eating chocolate and crying or soemthing? God, your hate fuelled rage makes my uterus cry.

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eraserheadpixies (now representing norwegian xanax and JESUS!1!@#!) — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 23:17:14 EDT

@loversaurus: Um hello? That one doctor said boogers are good for you.
Don't you know anything?
You're making it painfully obvious that you hate German people.
Do you hate Hitler, too? Racist.

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noloversaurus — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 23:06:17 EDT

@Trashtastic is a Supporter of the On Notice Three!: I bet you pick your nose and eat it.

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AmazonRedheadedUberVixen — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 22:23:58 EDT

@PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA: Oh, why don't you just go back to your home on Whore Island.

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AmazonRedheadedUberVixen — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 22:23:30 EDT

@SpicyTamale justs want to braid your hair and cry with you: Ugh, what's that smell. Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair. Smells like bigfoot's dick. Oh wait, it's just a Spicy Tamale.

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PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 21:56:00 EDT

@AmazonRedheadedUberVixen: *laughs maniacally* BWAHHAHAHA.
*opens pink leather covered Journal embossed with the words BURN BOOK in Red no less, and writes*

Dear Burn Book,
Today has been great. Jon says he really loves me and not those two other skanks. AmazonRedheadedUberVixen is a whore. All us fucking dykes think so. I'm so pretty, everyone tells me so and my mean girl cabal is the coolest clique ever!
Love and kisses
Pickles
ps. I think myrtlebeachbum is a drunk

*laughs maniacally again* BWAHHAHAHA.

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SpicyTamale — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 21:44:26 EDT

@AmazonRedheadedUberVixen: I'm going to slap you in public.
Smelly pirate hooker!

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AmazonRedheadedUberVixen — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 21:04:54 EDT

@blondegrlz: Oh, go play your jazz flute, you blonde hussy.

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BlondeGrlz — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 20:07:36 EDT

@AmazonRedheadedUberVixen: I heard women's periods attrack bears. Now you're just putting all of our lives in danger by bringing your bleeding vaginias around here. Think of the children, and the Iraq! Such as!

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eraserheadpixies (now representing norwegian xanax and JESUS!1!@#!) — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 19:23:15 EDT

@AmazonRedheadedUberVixen: Shut up!! Its your fault, you women! If you stopped making him feel so emasculated, none of this would happen!!1 The Oppresser has obvs. just figured it out before us, since we don't have any brains. We just have to be really nice to him now, so then maybe he'll give us marshmellow flavored cotton candy and kittens.
My God.
Why do you want to ruin everything?!!

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AmazonRedheadedUberVixen — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 18:53:45 EDT

@NefariousNewt, Oppressor: God, you men are so fucking DUMB! You poison it, dumbass! Not that I would know from experience. I just heard it works.

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NefariousNewt — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 18:09:09 EDT

@LipstickLibrarian: I'm trying to imagine how you'd kill a man with a piece of gum...

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AmazonRedheadedUberVixen — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 18:08:18 EDT

@LipstickLibrarian: Yeah, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. I think you should go away for a while.

Wow. How did Brick get a trident?!

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BlondeGrlz — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 18:03:23 EDT

@LipstickLibrarian: I've been meaning to talk to you about that, you might want to go out of town for a little while, you fucking dyke.

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BowlingForDollars — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 18:02:13 EDT

You fucking dykes make me sick. I'm outta here.

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LipstickLibrarian — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 17:53:57 EDT

I killed a man. With a trident.

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NefariousNewt — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:15:29 EDT

@myrtlebeachbum: You have said the magic word... The Patriarchy is sated for now.

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NefariousNewt — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:12:19 EDT

@Trashtastic is a Supporter of the On Notice Three!: For your support of The Patriarchy, you will be rewarded handsomely... and repeatedly...

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AmazonRedheadedUberVixen — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:56:21 EDT

@myrtlebeachbum: Duh, you'd be an "unemployed" sex worker if you relied on her husband for work. Because that dude is gaaaaay.

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myrtlebeachbum — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:22:55 EDT

@PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA: I prefer "sex worker."

Have you checked in on your husband lately?

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SBJ — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:20:50 EDT

Please to teach me Kegels, you fucking dykes. I heard that they will help my timed-release Lush bath bomb in the tubz, for that special glitter effect.

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eraserheadpixies (now representing norwegian xanax and JESUS!1!@#!) — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:18:51 EDT

@Trashtastic is a Supporter of the On Notice Three!: When you pee, yo! Everyone knows that boys can't pee sitting down, at least my boyfriend can't (but hes probably bigger then yours, it okay.). Plus, if the tinkling has a sound similar to angels hitting orgasm, like mine, it might mean you have a beautiful* vulva.
* Thank you, Jim Carey, for teaching me how to teh spelll wordz.

And, mllej, I also made you a sweater out of a penis shavings, which a homeless man gave to me, and dried sperm, which I spun into a fine and delicate silk.
WHAT ELSE COULD YOU POSSIBLY WANT?!?!?!?!?!?!

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DorothyZbornak — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:11:54 EDT

I cannot believe you stupid skanks are still posting on this thread! I am nominating every single one of you for execution! You've hurt my delicate feelings one too many times! Unicorns!!1!!11!!!

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PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:10:27 EDT

@myrtlebeachbum: Oh another trollop huh?...yeah you really get around you don't you. You filthy whore.

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Trashtastic — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:00:08 EDT

@katastic is children are tools of the PATRIARCHY.: Quit hitting on MY boyfriend! He doesn't like you b/c ur FAT

Where else am I going to get validation?!?11?!

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Trashtastic — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:57:36 EDT

@AmazonRedheadedUberVixen: I read it on the internet so it must be true, you fucking dyke.

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Trashtastic — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:56:57 EDT

@loversaurus: You cant be HERE! You weren't INVITED! GET OUT!!!11!!!

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AmazonRedheadedUberVixen — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:49:09 EDT

@myrtlebeachbum: I'm going to ask that you be executed post haste. That's no way to talk to a penis wielding oppressor, who is clearly smarter than 10000000000000 women put together. Plus, we all know that invisible unicorns are the real rapists. It's true. I heard it somewhere.

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myrtlebeachbum — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:39:57 EDT

1400th!!!!!!!!!

I've been from SC to NC to GA to TN today, and you fucking dykes and that rapist Nefarious are still here. This is my safe place.

Ow, Nefarious! "Unicorn" already!

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tscheese — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:28:12 EDT

@katastic is children are tools of the PATRIARCHY.: If you fear the Lezebels, you must actually be secretly closeted! You are just in denial over the vadge! It's the way it works, I heard it on teevee. You fucking dyke.

Plus my catbag, despite being 800 years old, is PRISTINE AND DEWEY like the finest springtime petunias, or perhaps like a library decimal system. Don't you dare hate on my ancient vagina. It is a precision-engineered instrument.

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eraserheadpixies (now representing norwegian xanax and JESUS!1!@#!) — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:23:33 EDT

@mllej:
I made you a crown out of pixie dust, fairy wings, babies breath, and kitten throw-up, and THIS is how you repay me? I thought we made up when I confessed to you that I was an Old Hippie Who Smoked Pot?
And when I said I'd find you while liesurely riding my dinasour? NO?!
You have angrily broken the love and faith I never even had in Sweden.

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katastic — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 13:53:27 EDT

@tscheese: A lesbian?!!!! Here?!!!!! STOP HITTING ON ME!

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noloversaurus — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 13:49:31 EDT

I just found out where you whores are hiding. Thanks for not letting me know, cunts. I'm going to eat paste and throw turds at you.

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PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 13:49:19 EDT

@AmazonRedheadedUberVixen: *laughs maniacally* BWAHHAHAHA.
*opens pink leather covered Journal embossed with the words BURN BOOK in Red no less, and writes*

Dear Burn Book,
AmazonRedheadedUberVixen is a whore. All us fucking dykes think so. I'm so pretty and my mean girl cabal is the coolest clique ever!
Love and kisses
Pickles
ps. Jon loves me.

*laughs maniacally again* BWAHHAHAHA.

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katastic — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 13:43:57 EDT

@AmazonRedheadedUberVixen: I don't like the term "abortionist". I much prefer "child-killing slut-monster."

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NefariousNewt — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 13:41:39 EDT

@AmazonRedheadedUberVixen: Actually, I was just going to shoot an innocent animal so I could put its head on my wall.

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tscheese — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 13:36:20 EDT

I'll have you fucking dykes know that I'm both a lezebel* AND a lolcat**. It's all pussy, all the goddamn time.

*my favorite word
**my other favorite word

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eraserheadpixies (now representing norwegian xanax and JESUS!1!@#!) — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 13:28:56 EDT

@BowlingForDollars: Mom? Are you there?
I'm SORRY if I'm not PERFECT and FUNNY like YOU! Do you KNOW what I HAVE TO DO!!!1 Do you know what MY life is like right now??! Its really, really really HARD!! I have my period and HAD TO MISS SCHOOL!! I come here to RELAX, and all you people do is GANG UP on me and disagree with my PERFECTNESS!!
Jealous.

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mllej — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 13:20:03 EDT

@eraserheadpixies (now representing norwegian xanax and JESU...:
YOU!!! oh helllllllllll no.

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AmazonRedheadedUberVixen — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 13:16:10 EDT

@NefariousNewt (Evil, Penis-centric Tool of The Patriarchy): ooooh, could you go kill an abortionist? Or maybe just some women walking into a Planned Parenthood. Because women getting abortions or, you know, just medical care for "down there" deserve to die.

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mllej — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 13:10:12 EDT

@katastic is children are tools of the PATRIARCHY.: That sentence was, like, waaay too long for me to understand. You didn't write that, no way. THEIF!!1!

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NefariousNewt — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 13:05:31 EDT

@katastic: No, I can't tell you what your opinion is. I'm sorry... this charade cannot go on any longer. My brain may be larger in size... but I am in fact, pretty stupid. Ask anyone.

There... I've said it... a burden has been lifted from my heart. I must now go kill something.

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katastic — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 12:59:44 EDT

@NefariousNewt (Evil, Penis-centric Tool of The Patriarchy): Stop trying to dominate us just because you're a MAN and your brain is bigger and you're smarter than all of us women.

Can you tell me what my opinion is, please?

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NefariousNewt — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 12:56:01 EDT

@PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA: I am most certainly not, for I am en Evil, Penis-centric Tool of The Patriarchy!

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hatepaperdoll — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 12:54:09 EDT

@NefariousNewt (Evil, Penis-centric Tool of The Patriarchy): I don't know what thSe wrds mean?!? But whatevah...I have a life at least not like u and evryone elsr.....BUh_BYE

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AmazonRedheadedUberVixen — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 12:52:01 EDT

@PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA: Why? Are you going to put us in your stupid pink burn book so you and your mean girl cabal can laugh at us and call us whores, you fucking dyke?

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BowlingForDollars — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 12:51:51 EDT

@PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA: No. Embrace the vagina!

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katastic — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 12:47:16 EDT

@NefariousNewt (Evil, Penis-centric Tool of The Patriarchy): MAN! MAN! I FOUND A MAN! KILL HIM! KILL HIM BEFORE HE GETS OUT HIS OPPRESSION-MANUAL! KILL! KILL HIM! NAIL HIS PENIS TO THE WALL AS A WARNING TO OTHERS WHO MAY TRY TO COME IN!

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katastic — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 12:45:28 EDT

I can't see comments because of cliques.

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PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 12:42:55 EDT

Is there anyone on here that is NOT a lesbian?

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NefariousNewt — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 12:42:53 EDT

@hatepaperdoll: The existence of resistance fighters of The Patriarchy will not be called into question! We exist and we will continue to fight!

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NefariousNewt — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 12:41:48 EDT

@katastic is children are tools of the PATRIARCHY.: In the words of our forefathers: I have not yet begun to sexually harass!!!!

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katastic — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 12:39:38 EDT

@eraserheadpixies (now representing norwegian xanax and JESU...: You're an anti-semite.

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katastic — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 12:38:57 EDT

@BowlingForDollars: Um, wherrrrre did you get THAT? It is clearly not accurate as it says NO APPEAL, and EVERYONE knows executions don't mean anything. Except for you. Because when we ban you, we're actually going to blow up your computer, you fucking dyke.

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SBJ — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 12:32:52 EDT

I just wanted you guys to know that in my sleep last night, I was continuously clicking and scrolling on my, um, mouse in my sleep. To refresh, such as. My girlfriend, incidentally, threatened to call the cops on me if I didn't stop trying to diddle her skittle in our sleeps.

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BowlingForDollars — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 12:28:49 EDT

@eraserheadpixies (now representing norwegian xanax and JESU...: Shut the fuck up and get off of this site. You're a poor excuse for a poster.

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eraserheadpixies (now representing norwegian xanax and JESUS!1!@#!) — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 12:26:00 EDT

Dude, you guys made JESUS PISS HIS ROBE. You're all humorless femiNAZIS and my FATHER, GOD forgot to give all woMEN the funny gene. Now I smell like my old HAMSTER, who had BLADDER problems. Do you WANT TO MAKE JESUS LOOK OLD!!! And THANKS for REMINDING ME of my creatively NAMED hamster HAMMIEY, the only FEMALE who has ever had a SOUL.

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hatepaperdoll — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 12:24:45 EDT

OMG, could you guys plz mk it a little more obvious that u all doNt really exsist and u r all just Jezebel interns wth fk names?

OMG how long did u have to stay up to mk up all tse fk nms Moe?

NIce try but I know the truth you fucking bitches!!!111!!!

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BowlingForDollars — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 12:22:29 EDT

@katastic is children are tools of the PATRIARCHY.:

You fucking dykes need to read this. Perhaps you'll then understand how THIS SITE WORKS!!!

god!

[jezebel.com]

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katastic — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 12:20:39 EDT

@PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA: You again?!!! I thought you were executed! I have never been so offended in my three days on this site.

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PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 12:15:40 EDT

@AmazonRedheadedUberVixen: "This website will now become a haven for humorless, non-fucking dykes who never disagree, and who all support each other and never snark, no matter how deserving the subject. Dissenters will be executed!"

1300+ comments and finally the head of the nail is hit and hit hard.
I love me some ginger.
God save the fucking dykes.

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katastic — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 12:14:24 EDT

@NefariousNewt: STOP SEXUALLY HARASSING ME!

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katastic — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 12:13:09 EDT

@eraserheadpixies (now representing norwegian xanax and JESU...: Oh, Jesus! I'm so glad you're here! Today I ate a candy bar, and I'm so, so sorry, Jesus. I know you hate fat woman. I'll be better, I swear. Please don't send me to the corner.

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NefariousNewt — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 12:11:48 EDT

@katastic is children are tools of the PATRIARCHY.: I'll have you know that I have adopted "an evil, penis-centric tool of the patriarchy!" as my new slogan... by which I intend world domination and the enslavement of all people. Long Live The Patriarchy!!!!!!!

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LipstickLibrarian — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 12:09:26 EDT

Get over yourselves, people! Do you really think anyone's still reading this garbage?

I have loftier, more important pursuits than commenting on this lame-ass website. There are blind albino unicorns being falsely accused of rape, and they need righteous people like myself to stand up for their rights! The Fund for Unicorns Unfairly Accused of Rape Defense Fund is holding a silent auction to raise money to help these poor maligned creatures.

This may be your only chance to own a plaster cast of a genuine, non-raping unicorn horn!

www.ffuuaordf.org

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eraserheadpixies (now representing norwegian xanax and JESUS!1!@#!) — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 12:06:29 EDT

@katastic is children are tools of the PATRIARCHY.: Hey, KIDS, JESUS here. And he just WANTED to tell you he LOVES you THISMUCH !!!!111!

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katastic — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 11:58:32 EDT

@stacyinbean eats unicorns for breakfast.: How dare you say "fat"? I celebrate my wombmanness and my body, for my body is impossibly slender because of all the weight-lifting I do- lifting sacks of grains for Rwandan zebra orphans! How dare you make me feel body shame? You fatty!

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lalaland13 — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 11:57:16 EDT

@blondegrlz: You think that's a big deal? Me and my GAY have an open relationship. He gets to have sex with other men, while I get to have as much sex as I want with myself and my multiple personalities, that I don't treat with Prozac because that's for the weak and lazy who don't love Jesus enough. So THERE.

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katastic — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 11:57:00 EDT

@NefariousNewt: How dare you come in here with your man-centric humor, you man? What's next, telling us how to treat our vaginas? How we should shut up and get back in the kitchen? You are not funny! You are an evil, penis-centric tool of the patriarchy!
Hiiiiissss! Hisssss!

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AmazonRedheadedUberVixen — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 10:56:01 EDT

@myrtlebeachbum: I would call you a comedic genius, but I know that you're just a fucking humorless dyke who can't drive and whose children will be serial killers because you're such a horrible mother (and I would know, having successfully raised CATS!)

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AmazonRedheadedUberVixen — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 10:53:31 EDT

@NefariousNewt: Take your male dominated Monty Python humor back to your cave and oppress some other women, you penis wielding megolomaniac! We're humorless fucking dykes here. What about that don't you understand?!!?@?#!!!@111!!?

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AmazonRedheadedUberVixen — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 10:48:50 EDT

@tscheese: Oh my god you're such a whiny little Methusela motherfucker. Next you'll be yelling at us young beautiful people to get off your lawn! Banned!!!!!!

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MadameOvary — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 10:33:50 EDT

Are you happy now Hortense, or should I say MOE!?!? You have ruined all of our lives and even if we have continual therapy for the rest of our long lives, nothing will erase the incredible hurt you have inflicted on all of our tender lady bits. You have unleashed a doom worse than meth and we are now FORCED to refresh this damn page even as we sleep!!! I hope all the money pouring in can ease your guilt of robbing dyslexic dolphins and blind invisible unicorns of their lives because you had Jimmy Choo make shoes out of their skins!!!!!

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stacyinbean is a proud East Coast Librul Elitist — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 10:05:12 EDT

@mightymouth: NO. They were sugar-full unicorn bits! With whole milk! I'm fatty mcfat fattenstein and I don't even care if they ban me. In fact, go ahead and ban me, this website is full of skinny loser trolls anyway!

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BowlingForDollars — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 09:59:58 EDT

@mightymouth: Hahahaha you fucking dyke. NO ONE GETS BANNED FROM JEZEBEL.

Don't you get it? You don't have to be smart, clever, witty or funny.
IT'S A RIGHT, NOT A PRIVILEGE to be a JEZEBEL COMMENTER!

Get your head out of your ass.

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mightymouth — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 09:55:14 EDT

@stacyinbean eats unicorns for breakfast.: Were they organic sugar-free unicorns? Because if not you are single-handedly destroying the environment and that will get you banned from Jezebel.

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BlondeGrlz — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 09:52:38 EDT

@tscheese: Fucking dyke.

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tscheese — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 09:33:05 EDT

@blondegrlz: 23 children?! GOD. It's a vagina, not a clown car. Breeder.

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BlondeGrlz — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 09:25:05 EDT

@BowlingForDollars: Slut, I know how to hold onto my man. My husband and I have an open relationship. He gets to have sex with anyone he wants and I'm allowed to leave the house on alternating Fridays, so don't you bring your judginess over here and tell me how to run my household. I have 23 children to take care of and you have NONE.

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NefariousNewt — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 09:16:15 EDT

@blondegrlz: At this point, given the level of silliness that seems to be sweeping over the Jezebel community, time for some levity:

Mr Barnard: Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, maloderous, pervert!!!

Man: Look, I CAME HERE FOR AN ARGUMENT, I'm not going to just stand...!!

Mr Barnard: OH, oh I'm sorry, but this is abuse.

Man: Oh, I see, well, that explains it.

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BowlingForDollars — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 09:11:26 EDT

@blondegrlz: Aren't you the self-righteous one? I bet your husband cheats on you because you're a bitch.

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tscheese — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 09:11:06 EDT

@NefariousNewt: @blondegrlz: GOD, you guys. I almost spit out my orange Metamucil when I read this.

Back in 1566, I had a lover named Ans. He liked my veiny legs even then. I outlived him, obviously, since he was a man and equipped with a p33n and thus he was the tool of the patriarchy, but it brings back very painful memories, okay? You guys should be a lot more sensitive.

You guys don't know the history. You're being glib. Back in 1889, when I joined Jezebel, the website just wasn't like this.

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BlondeGrlz — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 09:07:59 EDT

@NefariousNewt: Why are you trying to make a joke? This isn't that kind of place, we're all very respectful and accepting of each others opinions. Unless they're different. And next time you want to add something, try spell check because "Ans" is not a word.

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NefariousNewt — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 09:03:29 EDT

@tscheese: "When 800 years-old you reach, look as good you will not..." Sorry, just had to throw that in.

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tscheese — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 09:00:52 EDT

@stacyinbean eats unicorns for breakfast.: Don't be ageist! I have tons and tons of awesome old sex! 800-year-old sex is the best. You whippersnappers don't know anything. I've been through menopause 16 times. It's better every time.

I want (well, I wanted, before you got all UPPITY) to embrace all of you with my legs. They're a little veiny, but I have absolutely NO body image problems, and this website is supposed to be about ACCEPTING OUR DIFFERENCES OKAY

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NefariousNewt — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 08:59:01 EDT

Ans so there you have it... Day 6 of the World Commentary Olympics has come to a close, with some of the most astounding work we've seen in a very long time. The question on everyone's minds is: will the commenters have anything left for the next day's competition. Day 7 should prove to be very interesting. Back to you in the studio!

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stacyinbean is a proud East Coast Librul Elitist — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 08:56:51 EDT

"You are all just sucking at the large purplish salami-like teat of the Patriarchy by supporting this website"

ew. you are disgusting, leave this site now or I'm reporting you! And 800 year olds are just gross. Come on now.

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tscheese — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 08:49:53 EDT

I am roughly eight hundred years late to this thread, but I was flying around the world in my private jet saving homeless orphaned disenfranchised bulemic dolphins with dyslexia. How many of you can say you were late to a thread because of your sheer humanitarianism? At 800 years of age? Silda Spitzer doesn't even look as good as me.

I'm so disappointed in you. Every single one of you. You fucking dykes. You gave Moe exactly what she wanted. You are all just sucking at the large purplish salami-like teat of the Patriarchy by supporting this website. I am SO never posting again. Totes.

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AthertonMerriweather — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 08:46:20 EDT

You fucking dykes are still here?! Don't you have lives? Why do sit on the internet all day?
Are you on Facebook? Will you friend me? No, don't friend me because all you'll do is send me quizzes and I don't want dykes as friends on Facebook.

Are you on Myspace?

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stacyinbean is a proud East Coast Librul Elitist — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 08:44:12 EDT

@stacyinbean eats unicorns for breakfast.: I'd also like to add I just had a bowl of unicorns for breakfast. They were so much better than any of your breakfasts, I bet you all eat porridge because you're poor and ugly and have bad jobs at KFC.

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stacyinbean is a proud East Coast Librul Elitist — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 08:42:59 EDT

@hortense: I AM Carmen Sandiego. If you were even remotely cool you would know that by now. But since you aren't, that's why you don't.

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BlondeGrlz — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 08:40:20 EDT

OMG are you all still commenting? You must not have lives because you're lifeless losers. Because I have to get to my fabulous job where all I do I lounge around being fed grapes by George Clooney, Clive Owen and your boyfriend. I also get paid $5,000,000 a day, and donate .001% to charity because I am even better than Angelina Jolie. She actually called me last night crying, asking me not to take Brad away from her. I mean, I'm not bragging, at all, I just can't help it.

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hortense — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 08:37:05 EDT

@stacyinbean eats unicorns for breakfast.: @BowlingForDollars: Why are you all so cliquey and mean? Why can't we talk about ice cream? Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?

Well? Where is she? Oh, you don't know?? So typical.

I'm going away for the weekend. Why don't you all use that time to take some lessons in being nice?!?

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BowlingForDollars — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 08:30:21 EDT

@hortense: If you don't like it here then why the hell are you posting? GET OUT

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stacyinbean is a proud East Coast Librul Elitist — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 08:29:14 EDT

@hortense: stop being such a thread hog! You know it was you that looked at the post 10,581 of those times.

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hortense — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 08:26:40 EDT

10.586 pageviews! I am appalled by this tomfoolery! Shame on you, commenters! Shame!!!

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BicSharpie — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 08:21:44 EDT

I tend to only read things written by John Stossel.

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hortense — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 08:19:17 EDT

FIRST!11!

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fishwife — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 07:45:56 EDT

@hortense:
creamed corn is the vomit of Satan. Quite like Niblets though.

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BowlingForDollars — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 07:38:39 EDT

@ElitistQueenBeeBitch: What the fuck are you talking about?

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ElitistQueenBeeBitch — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 07:36:43 EDT

Are you bitches still trying to make "fetch" happen??

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myrtlebeachbum — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 07:19:56 EDT

@Ham.that.identifies.as.Canadian.bacon: Are you saying the Fucking Dyke Mafia sleeps?

You want some too? Eh?

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myrtlebeachbum — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 07:14:08 EDT

@BowlingForDollars: Shhhh, pretteh. I am in the Charlotte airport and will TOTES pick up some Vagina Slimes for yo mama. Go back to bed. I've got this shift.

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AnnoyingFemaleLeadVoiceover — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 07:09:06 EDT

Um.Hi. I live in Mayonnaisetasteslikesnotia and when I'm around to comment you guys are probably in bed so I just don't comment frequently. I just wanted to say that you all are incredibly funny and no one should be executed.

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BowlingForDollars — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 06:46:15 EDT

@myrtlebeachbum: You had to go there - and remind of my mother who used to make me walk to the store to get her Virginia Slims with my lunch money.

You know, it's not everyone who grew up with a silver spoon in her mouth. You're such a bitch.

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myrtlebeachbum — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 04:39:06 EDT

It's 4:17 a.m. Your children are asleep. Your hamster is nested between your tits. Your husband is blowing your paycheck on unprotected anal sex with a hot tranny mess from Trannsylvania.

Somewhere in the world, a troll's mama is beating him out of bed to do his paper route and git to the convenience store for her Virginia Slims. Somewhere in the world, a stunning young girl is trying to make her way through the adoring crowds so she can get to swim practice. Their commputers are on. Their fingers are poised to school you in Feminism 101, the Rules of Jez as They Understand Them From 2 Minutes of Reading, How to Raise Your Children You Old Hag, and How to Keep Your Husband On Seven Quick and Easy Plastic Surgeries Per Year.

The Red Phone rings. Breathe a sigh of relief bitches, : the Fucking Dyke Mafia never sleeps.

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AmazonRedheadedUberVixen — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 02:07:59 EDT

@BAngieB: Oh hai! You're still here. Hai! I thought you left! Please don't hate me. I didn't mean what I said about you. Really!! I'm just young and misunderstood!!1!1!

AmazonRedheadedUberVixen

Hey Public! What Do You Like To Read About? Because We're Kinda Stumped

AmazonRedheadedUberVixen — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 02:04:17 EDT

@I, SBJ, A Fucking Dyke: As if I would ever tell B shit. She and her stupid cabal of fucking dyke mean girls are so OVER. This website will now become a haven for humorless, non-fucking dykes who never disagree, and who all support each other and never snark, no matter how deserving the subject. Dissenters will be executed!

AmazonRedheadedUberVixen

Hey Public! What Do You Like To Read About? Because We're Kinda Stumped

BAngieB — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 01:59:54 EDT

@I, SBJ, A Fucking Dyke: That's Ms. BAngieB if you're nasty. Which you are. Blah, blah, blah, I'm tired of all the violent threats. It's not wimmen-friendly.

BAngieB

Hey Public! What Do You Like To Read About? Because We're Kinda Stumped

SBJ — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 01:56:15 EDT

@I, SBJ, A Fucking Dyke: The rainbow stick. I will spank you with that. Except don't tell B, she'll get hella jealous. You know how she is. Hypocrite cheater whore and shit.

SBJ

Hey Public! What Do You Like To Read About? Because We're Kinda Stumped

SBJ — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 01:55:35 EDT

@AmazonRedheadedUberVixen: Seriously. Do not make me create an ass-off on Jezebel. I will spank you. Well, you know. Not that I would ever touch your saggy, flabby ass, which makes Jesus sob with the full realization of his failure.

SBJ