<![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i> - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i> - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> she's sporting a really bad Posh 'do these days ~ asymmetrical makes me dizzy.

slauza

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> She looks just like the Debbies from that cartoon The Oblongs.

[i.adultswim.lithium.com]

alecksander

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> @TeeEmEff: No, those are just choice lyrics from a schoolyard song we used to sing while jumping rope. Nevertheless, listening to Good Charlotte is prohibited.

@Cunning_Linguist: That must be that extremely contagious new strain you can get through the retina, Retro-viral Ensyphilitus Simplex IX.

Elevendy

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> LOOK JEZEBEL, I try to be nice and all but I just can't do it when you post pictures like this.

I think I've contracted syphilis from looking at this picture.

Cunning_Linguist

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> @Elevendy: Oh dang...are those actual Good Charlotte lyrics? (I don't listen to them at all...) Ewww... I now have one more reason not to listen to them...

@hello.kitty: Yeah...I admit I laughed about the beer thing...but it sucks that they became such jerks. I guess that's why I was so surprised that Nicole was even dating him.

Tea Em Gee Eff

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> What are we calling them, 'Be-ris'? Which rhymes with embarrass?

@TeeEmEff: That story is funny and sad.

hello.kitty

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> Paris and Paris: Ah, Love. Why bother with the guy? She's with herself wherever she goes.

ali is a cranky whiner

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> @bifteck-frites: I think both aren't that into each other. She needs publicity, and he needs...a shower, for starters.

mstk

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> I need a shirt with a picture of myself, wearing a shirt with a picture of myself, looking in a mirror on it. Then I will finally be happy.

Katxyz

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> @TeeEmEff:
Douche on a stick
5ยข a lick
Every time I turn around it makes me sick

My blood sugar is spiked. Way too much sugar today.

Elevendy

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> My stepson was friends with a high-school friend of the Madden boys, and was told that Joel and Benji became total jackasses to people that used to be their friends once they got famous.

And supposedly the stepkid was at a party with one of the Madden brothers (in MD, natch...) where everybody was just chilling out drinking beer, when said Madden brother freaked out like everybody at the party was there for him..."I can't take this anymore. I'm outta here!" When the stepkid was all like "Dude...we're just here for the beer."

Tea Em Gee Eff

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> is this another ashton spoof? I can't believe anything anymore!

gold_gato

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> Is something fucking wrong with me? Because I don't think those sunglasses would look good on anyone. I would just think "douche" regardless of who wore them. Even if the wearer was one of my favorite people ever. Even if Jesus wore them.

Skinny Bone Jones

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> Paris & Benji: "Wheeeeeeeeee!"

LucySteele

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> She is like Brad Pitt in that she morphs to the image of her boyfriends. First there was shipping heiress Paris and now we have punk, douchebag Paris.

JSouth

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> Oh man, he is AWFUL. Just looking at him makes me itchy and nauseous.

And wtf is up with Paris-ugh trying to dress all "rocker" LA hipster-y? Sweetie, I thought you'd cornered the market on Pat Fields-tranny-on-a-budget??!?!

I'm sending my love to Nicole... poor thing.

astralgirl01

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> Oh gee, I can imagine Benji bringing Paris home to Severna Park, Maryland. They'll go out for a hometown dinner. Someone will offer her, "Crabs, Paris?"
She'll respond, "Uh I already have them...Oh, oops. Hee!"

hello.kitty

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> mooshey, pasty, tatted dude dates diseased socialite. lovely!

kristincredible

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> she has all that money and this is what she wears??

like the sunglasses though

PopCultureSavant

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> The important thing is that prison truly has humbled her.

sexydecoy

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> @stacyinbean: It's like they're challenging one another into who can out-douche the other.

sexydecoy

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> What lovely specimens of humanity.

bruitdautrui

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> These two are not that into each other. He looks like he is dragging her, and his head is turned away from her. She is leaning away from him. His other hand is stuffed in his pocket, not free. These two are defining their space, not inviting each other in. Not only do I not think they are in love, I don't even think they are in like.

flyoverstate

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> That glimpse of pasty, hairy armpit skin through the cut-off sleeves in his shirt is making me a little nauseous.

BrooklynBeats

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> @hello.kitty: No, probably just forget where she put it. Then call a photo op for the missing posters.

Leiakat

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> No offense (I hope, but it might be impossible) to those who have them - and I have tattoos myself, so that's not the issue - but I REALLY object to neck tattoos. I think they foreshorten the neck unnecessarily. They're just aesthetically wrong.

You hear that, Benji?? You are an AESTHETIC ABOMINATION.

mercymercyme

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> I've never understood people getting Jesus tattooed on themselves. It seems so freaking weird.

feathernotdot

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> Paris will probably be pregnant in a few months by Benji.

tranquilmademoiselle

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> Is she gonna get pregnant and have a baby now?

constancescott1990

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> Ah, love, of oneself.

flynnchick

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> I guess I'm in the minority here, but I actually think they look cute together.

NameGoesHere

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> @ineffable.me: Yeah, I read that too. It's just wishful thinking about the Punk'd involvement. They're all assholes.

bifteck-frites

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> @LipstickLibrarian: It's the little nestle of hair, a prelude to the warm, moist depths of the pit that's doing it. What a tease!

tailfeather

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> @BiscuitDoughJones: I am pretty sure the only line Paris understands is cut with a razor blade, usually on a mirrored surface, so she can see herself.

@KittenFluff: Awesome reference.

AbbyNormal

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> @bifteck-frites: ooh! From now on that will be my answer to anything that makes my brain hurt as much as this picture!

stacyinbean

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> paris, no on the shirt. benji, no on the armpit hair. kthxbai.

sexysadie

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> @Rhody: In college my boyfriend hooked up with a girl who'd gone to high school with those two. She was once hooking up with one at a party, when the other one came bursting into the room screaming "Don't forget our virginity pact!!" I guess they've given up on that one.

Jerseylicious

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> @asylum: just in case you didnt know what her number one priority was

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> @bifteck-frites: i guess it could be, but i did totally read somewhere that nicole richie is PISSED about this. i mean, you gotta be an asshole to punk the mother of your niece who just gave birth like 3 months ago and had a very public falling out/distancing from the pariz, right?

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> Punk rock.

crescentia07

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> For the love of God and all else that is holy:

PLEASE stop with the Paris Hilton postings. She sucks.

Thank you.

beeble

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> Geez, thanks, I need to go wash my eyeballs now.

galaxina

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> @BiscuitDoughJones: Hey now, my great grandmother and her two sisters married my great grandfather and his two brothers, respectively. I'm not sure that sentence makes sense, but I think you get what I mean!

stacyinbean

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> @cupcakesofdeath: Looks like Betty Boop does Marilyn Manson does Jesus to me...

kellybean

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> MUST she wear t-shirts featuring HERSELF?

asylum

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> @ineffable.me: Possibly. Or maybe this is all part of Ashton Kutcher's Great Paparazzi Punk of 2008.

bifteck-frites

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> @Leiakat: And what if she tires of the baby, is she going to lock it in a closet and forget about it like she has done with her pooches?

hello.kitty

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> @cuteasabutton: HAHAHA

Wortavious

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> His "Mom" tattoo is hot

Wortavious

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> I love how she's gone all rocker chick now because she's dating a "rocker" -- and I use the quotation marks for a reason.

Has a more shallow or ridiculous woman ever walked the face of the Earth. I believe the stories that Nicole Ritchie is desperate for them to break up. She can't get away from this skank!!

Trixie from Toronto

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> Also: Tearing your sleeves off is not a good look. I wish people would stop doing that. If you want to wear a tank top, buy one, don't make it yourself. It's trashy. Ew ew, these two are gross.

little stripes

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> @bifteck-frites: yeah but he must be getting so much hate from his family!

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> Ladies and gentlemen, I give you exhibit A in the case of Why Paris's Moneybags Progenitor Has Chopped Her Inheritance Down to Nothing (such as).

alaskanbrownbear

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> Tank..top?

SmittenKitten

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> @Leiakat: Can you imagine what HER kids are going to be like when they reach their teens?! I'm scurred.

little stripes

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> Please no more pictures of these two. They make me want to simulataneously vomit and crap.

Cuteasabutton

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> @LipstickLibrarian: Whaa? Are you foreal?
He creeps me out big time.

KnitSandwich

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> @hatepaperdoll: "Gonorrhea and Syphilis sitting in a tree. K-i-s-s-i..."

hello.kitty

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> @ntnks: As Todd Barry once said re: neck tattoos, "You forgot to not do that."

KittenFluff

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> @badmutha: I think that is her plan, she said many times last year how much she wants to be a mother.

Then she can dress the baby in pictures of herself too.

Leiakat

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> Ick. Wrongwrongwrong.

I've come to the conclusion that nobody really truly cares about her and somehow the paparazzis think we do. I mean seriously.. is there anyone out there who actually likes her? She's infiltrated every news outlet... argh.

Pheromonal

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> gross.

just gross.

A Nooner For Nina

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> Looks he had a drunken-shaming style colored Sharpie encounter on that arm.
And I LIKE tattoos. A lot. Just not those.
Kanye called, wants his shades back.

PhoneticLorin

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> Also, I usually dig a guy with a sleeve tat, but his are fug. FUG FUG FUG.

little stripes

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> EW EW EW. Too much ew in one post!

little stripes

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> @hatepaperdoll: Best. Comment. Today.

NefariousNewt

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> How sick is it that the Madden boys are grounding forces for those two bitches on wheels.

Sloan

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> Oh I just had the most horrible thought! What if she gets herself knocked up and brings a child into the world!? Oh I can't even imagine that. I so wish this one would be sterilized. How much do you bet she does that so her and Nicole's kids will be cousins? The HORROR!

badmutha

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> I'm going to play "body language expert" here for a second and say that he's not exactly that into her. Fake relationship for publicity? COULD IT BEEE?

bifteck-frites

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> Also, when did the Madden boys become such hot hollywood property? Seriously? Good Charlotte?

mind-blown.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> She looks totally cute, I have to admit. I don't get that thing on her arm, tho.

Cry4Hemp

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money!!

AthertonMerriweather

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> @bigtittycommittee: I'm surprised his 'mom' tattoo isn't a heart w/ a banner.

h_a_l

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> That's not a tat sleeve--that's Paris INFECTING Benji.

hello.kitty

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> @hatepaperdoll: you owe me a new keyboard!

skittlbrau = baa

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> @nofrillslabelwhore

That didnt even occur to me!!! watch this be one of those stupid ashton kutcher jokes.

betchslap

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> I want to kick these two in the teeth. Repeatedly.

Oddly, my college roomie went to HS with the Maddens. She claimed to be friends with them (she was a total WASP). One day, one of their songs came on the radio and, after listening to the lyrics, she was like, "Uh, maybe they didn't really like me."

Rhody

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> @hamburgerhotdog: The fact that Paris is seducing Nic's bro-in-law-ish guy seems really icky and incestuous to me. Like, there's a line there, and Paris is crossing it with that shit-eating smirk on her face.

BiscuitDoughJones

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> GAH! It's too early in the day for this...

RayBay

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> It's so, so wrong, but his armpit is really turning me on.

LipstickLibrarian

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> is that jesus on his neck tattoo??

cupcakesofdeath

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> Oh, who really gives a shit about these two wastes of oxygen?

CrankyOldBroad

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> Is that Kit from Project Runway on her shirt?

ForeverBlueGirl

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> More like "ew, love."

blackbirdfly

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> Is she wearing yet another portrait of herself?

mightymouth

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> That made me puke in my mouth. A lot.

Kittenish

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> There is nothing I find more unattractive than a guy's armpits ... except maybe neck tatoos. The combination of the two makes me highly uncomfortable.

Also, is Paris wearing a picture of herself?

ntnks

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> This is what V.D. would look like if it could wear sunglasses.

hatepaperdoll

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> @Tamberstone: How very meta of her.

Hamsterpants

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> Ugh go away.
And dude, you really should know better. You're prolly pissin off yr brother and sister-in-law. get off the paris horse before you get hurt in the penis!

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> Does her shirt have a picture of HER on it? Could you be any more narcissistic?

Tamberstone

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> Those Madden boys are so totally punk rock.

3cardkitty

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> Steam will come out of Nicole's ears when she sees this. Only she gets a Madden brother, not fair!

hamburgerhotdog

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> I want her glasses. And kinda her outfit, without her on the shirt.

And, I'd love to be snarky, but seeing as they have more of a relationship than I've had lately... I got nothin.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> id be real pissed if i was Nicole Richie.

ScarletBegonias

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> Is she spoofing Nicole now?

NoFrillsLabelWhore

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> Oh, how quickly douchebags fall in and out of love in Hollywood...barf.

KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> This dude and Nicole's dude are twins, no? That really creeps me out.

callheralaska

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> Royal blue. Matchy Matchface.

scrumtrulescent

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> ugh...that sleeve...how do you say, generic? what, no pot leaf with a confederate flag fill-in?

bigtittycommittee

]]> <![CDATA[Paris And Benji: Ah, <i>Love</i>]]> there is so much douche in this photo my pupils dilated!

stacyinbean

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