Dear Cosmo Girl Hayden "Heroes" Panettiere: "Better To Be The Turtle Than The Hare" - Jezebel Comments

Dear Cosmo Girl Hayden "Heroes" Panettiere: "Better To Be The Turtle Than The Hare"

GatorGirl — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 02:18:36 EDT

@misssgolightly: nothing finer than an eighty-niner! i feel like i should be older than her, for some reason. maybe because i pick my presidents for more than their stance on whale rights. can't hate on her for the milo thing, though. i had a serious crush on him during gilmore girls.

GatorGirl

Dear Cosmo Girl Hayden "Heroes" Panettiere: "Better To Be The Turtle Than The Hare"

lamo.i.am — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 01:24:35 EDT

Maybe the Kurtz didn't know the writer, but she sure knows Cosmo readers. Hence the requisite explanation of the word "initiative" (better to be the turtle but tis even better to nip pandemonium in the bud).

lamo.i.am

Dear Cosmo Girl Hayden "Heroes" Panettiere: "Better To Be The Turtle Than The Hare"

Nunya B — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 19:10:01 EDT

@Zantor: I thought the point of Heroes was that it was one of those shows that very consciously pays homage to its forerunners? It's one of my favorite shows (well, season one was) and I never thought of it as "original" per se so much as just well-executed knockoff.

Hayden I can take or leave. Milo creeps me out, but she is legally old enough to make her own damn choices so what can anyone do? I will say this about Hayden, though: unlike Alexis Bledel, if he calls her a cunt I'm sure she'd just pack up and leave.

Nunya B

Dear Cosmo Girl Hayden "Heroes" Panettiere: "Better To Be The Turtle Than The Hare"

Zantor — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 18:08:17 EDT

Sorry to offend, but Hayden Panettiere just creeps me out. Kinda like Dakota Fanning.

The media gods tell me she's so hot. Sorry, just cookie-cutter, bland and creepy.

Plus, "Heroes" sucks. It's a "X-Men rip-off.

Zantor

Dear Cosmo Girl Hayden "Heroes" Panettiere: "Better To Be The Turtle Than The Hare"

Sukie in the Graveyard — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 17:31:59 EDT

@kimsama: After looking at your photo and seeing the real one at top - I TOTALLY see the lollipop thing. Her head looks like it's been cropped out, enlarged and then put back on the original image.

God, I hate Cosmo.

(and there is no way in hell I would take those quizzes seriously... if they ever asked me to fill one out.)

Sukie in the Graveyard

Dear Cosmo Girl Hayden "Heroes" Panettiere: "Better To Be The Turtle Than The Hare"

Elephant-Island — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 17:04:29 EDT

Worst feature ! End end end !

Elephant-Island

Dear Cosmo Girl Hayden "Heroes" Panettiere: "Better To Be The Turtle Than The Hare"

fluffy_alligator — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 16:52:14 EDT

such BS

fluffy_alligator

Dear Cosmo Girl Hayden "Heroes" Panettiere: "Better To Be The Turtle Than The Hare"

kimsama — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 16:20:41 EDT

P.S. sorry about the lazy 'shop. I didn't finish her legs because I was too annoyed with the whole "I don't have any shoulders" thing that the magazines are making so hot right now.

kimsama

Dear Cosmo Girl Hayden "Heroes" Panettiere: "Better To Be The Turtle Than The Hare"

kimsama — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 16:19:53 EDT

Dear Cosmo,

Can you stop making everyone on your covers look like lollipops? Let me save you the trouble of doing the next Hayden cover:

kimsama

Dear Cosmo Girl Hayden "Heroes" Panettiere: "Better To Be The Turtle Than The Hare"

Chaos Rob — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 16:15:16 EDT

@ineffable.me: That's because she's a kid! Maybe it's just me, but seems like there's very little an 18 year old girl knows that a 24 year old can't do better. What's the fascination with these near-children?

Chaos Rob

Dear Cosmo Girl Hayden "Heroes" Panettiere: "Better To Be The Turtle Than The Hare"

AbbyNormal — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 16:15:05 EDT

If she weren't an actress, she would be "undercover CIA!" Bwa ha ha ha. Not an undercover agent, mind you, the whole durn agency! OMFG, that is some hilariousness. Wow, she smart. She read card good.

AbbyNormal

Dear Cosmo Girl Hayden "Heroes" Panettiere: "Better To Be The Turtle Than The Hare"

Ack — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 16:10:33 EDT

Is it just me, or are all the 'up-and-comers' lately pretty-but-generic blond and blue-eyed white ladies? Isn't Hollywood already overrun with generic blonds? Kate Hudson, Kate Bosworth, Katherine Heigl, just to name a few, now this chick? Where are all the ladies of color? Hell, just throw me a brunette and I'll shut up; for awhile, anyway.

Ack

Dear Cosmo Girl Hayden "Heroes" Panettiere: "Better To Be The Turtle Than The Hare"

CristinaS — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 16:07:37 EDT

@sarahrose: I'm with you... I used to think that people with that kind of handwriting are dumb. (But I soon learned that I'm not the genius I thought I was).

CristinaS

Dear Cosmo Girl Hayden "Heroes" Panettiere: "Better To Be The Turtle Than The Hare"

Eeva — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 16:02:49 EDT

@Miss Pelled: Or "Flayd", as in the synonym for "whip'd".

Eeva

Dear Cosmo Girl Hayden "Heroes" Panettiere: "Better To Be The Turtle Than The Hare"

SoleilMoonPie — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:52:22 EDT

@hamburgerhotdog: Yikes!! Here I was all innocently thinking of flat bagels!

@Miss Pelled: Floyd does suit her.

SoleilMoonPie

Dear Cosmo Girl Hayden "Heroes" Panettiere: "Better To Be The Turtle Than The Hare"

Miss Pelled — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:48:44 EDT

@SoleilMoonPie: I thought it said "Floyd."

Miss Pelled

Dear Cosmo Girl Hayden "Heroes" Panettiere: "Better To Be The Turtle Than The Hare"

hamburgerhotdog — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:45:13 EDT

@SoleilMoonPie: hahaha, if she keeps dating Milo it just might be! [www.medicinenet.com]

hamburgerhotdog

Dear Cosmo Girl Hayden "Heroes" Panettiere: "Better To Be The Turtle Than The Hare"

Xavoc — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:44:07 EDT

@rabbitboy: I prefered Bring It On Again. It really underscored her abilities as an actress when she played a crime-fighting unkillable cheerleader of jusice in Heroes.

Xavoc

Dear Cosmo Girl Hayden "Heroes" Panettiere: "Better To Be The Turtle Than The Hare"

SoleilMoonPie — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:42:00 EDT

Her nickname is Hayd, right? I thought it said Flagel at first. I would have mentioned that if I did the handwriting analysis.

SoleilMoonPie

Dear Cosmo Girl Hayden "Heroes" Panettiere: "Better To Be The Turtle Than The Hare"

Bathsheba — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:41:00 EDT

@misssgolightly: True that. I'm 21 and I guess I have grown up a lot since I was 18. But I have a feeling Hayden has probably had to grow up too, being a big Hollywood star and all.

Bathsheba

Dear Cosmo Girl Hayden "Heroes" Panettiere: "Better To Be The Turtle Than The Hare"

LaSchifosaVita — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:40:18 EDT

@ineffable.me: Exactly, I'm pretty sure I wrote like that in fifth grade.

Also, shouldn't it be freakishly easy to do one of these handwriting things on a celebrity? It's not like they never do interviews or happen to be answering personal questions about themselves in the sample she was given.

I'm also surprisingly miffed she did not mention Grant Aleksander as one of her favorite costars, as he would have been my inappropriately older boyfriend.

LaSchifosaVita

Dear Cosmo Girl Hayden "Heroes" Panettiere: "Better To Be The Turtle Than The Hare"

Leiakat — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:39:57 EDT

I have a crush on Angie also, but for more sexual reasons. Though saving the world and all it cool too.

Leiakat

Dear Cosmo Girl Hayden "Heroes" Panettiere: "Better To Be The Turtle Than The Hare"

SoleilMoonPie — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:39:49 EDT

No way would I trade lives with A. Jolie. Too much work.

SoleilMoonPie

Dear Cosmo Girl Hayden "Heroes" Panettiere: "Better To Be The Turtle Than The Hare"

misssgolightly — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:37:42 EDT

@Bathsheba: I don't know, I feel like it would be hard to relate to someone 11-12 years older than me. When you're thirty and the guy is forty, it may be better.
But when you're talking about an eighteen year old and a thirty year old, they're at two different points in life. But whatever works for you, I guess.

misssgolightly

Dear Cosmo Girl Hayden "Heroes" Panettiere: "Better To Be The Turtle Than The Hare"

ThaKadinskyPapers — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:36:44 EDT

@LoveNoelG: thanks for sharing!

ThaKadinskyPapers

Dear Cosmo Girl Hayden "Heroes" Panettiere: "Better To Be The Turtle Than The Hare"

sarahrose — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:36:23 EDT

all this handwriting is missing are hearts dotting the i's. am i wrong here?

sarahrose

Dear Cosmo Girl Hayden "Heroes" Panettiere: "Better To Be The Turtle Than The Hare"

rabbitboy — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:34:46 EDT

I love this column--I'm obsessed with handwriting.

How can we forget Hayden's amazing role in Ice Princess?

rabbitboy

Dear Cosmo Girl Hayden "Heroes" Panettiere: "Better To Be The Turtle Than The Hare"

myrtlebeachbum — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:33:39 EDT

The body/head ratio of that cover photo is making me dizzy.

myrtlebeachbum

Dear Cosmo Girl Hayden "Heroes" Panettiere: "Better To Be The Turtle Than The Hare"

Jessi Ramsey — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:33:38 EDT

These always remind me of the verbal smack down my Psych professor gave that one girl when she asked when we would learn handwriting analysis.
That said, it took me forever to read Hayden's nickname.

Jessi Ramsey

Dear Cosmo Girl Hayden "Heroes" Panettiere: "Better To Be The Turtle Than The Hare"

LoveNoelG — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:32:53 EDT

@Bathsheba: From your comment, I can tell that you enjoy thunderstorms, but don't like it when your socks get wet.

You crave attention and are sleep-deprived.

You hate it when people talk about how awesome Target is and think international travel is overrated.

Also, you had a turkey bagel sandwich for lunch.

LoveNoelG

Dear Cosmo Girl Hayden "Heroes" Panettiere: "Better To Be The Turtle Than The Hare"

Bathsheba — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:32:14 EDT

@misssgolightly: I don't know, I kinda like the older guys.

Bathsheba

Dear Cosmo Girl Hayden "Heroes" Panettiere: "Better To Be The Turtle Than The Hare"

LoveNoelG — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:29:18 EDT

Does the magazine print this, or is this a Jezebel thing?

Because, wow, that was a huge waste of time.

LoveNoelG

Dear Cosmo Girl Hayden "Heroes" Panettiere: "Better To Be The Turtle Than The Hare"

misssgolightly — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:29:02 EDT

It freaks me out that we're the same age.
At least my boyfriend is twenty, not thirty. Advantage, moi.

misssgolightly

Dear Cosmo Girl Hayden "Heroes" Panettiere: "Better To Be The Turtle Than The Hare"

ineffable.me — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:28:53 EDT

she has little girl handwriting!

ineffable.me

Dear Cosmo Girl Hayden "Heroes" Panettiere: "Better To Be The Turtle Than The Hare"

Hamsterpants — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:27:40 EDT

Is it a slow day for you guys or something?

Hamsterpants

Dear Cosmo Girl Hayden "Heroes" Panettiere: "Better To Be The Turtle Than The Hare"

Bathsheba — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:27:39 EDT

I wish I was paid to make crap like this up.

Bathsheba

Dear Cosmo Girl Hayden "Heroes" Panettiere: "Better To Be The Turtle Than The Hare"

hortense — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:26:39 EDT

"The writer probably works well (or could) with her hands, perhaps in the mechanical realms such as carpentry, pottery, glass blowing.."

Well I'm sure Milo is happy to hear that.

hortense