<![CDATA[<i>Cosmo</i> Reminds You To Bring The Bucket Of Ice Next Time You Have Sex - Jezebel Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jezebel.com.png <![CDATA[<i>Cosmo</i> Reminds You To Bring The Bucket Of Ice Next Time You Have Sex - Jezebel Comments]]> http://jezebel.com Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:51:31 EDT Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:51:31 EDT http://jezebel.com/366921/cosmo-reminds-you-to-bring-the-bucket-of-ice-next-time-you-have-sex <![CDATA[<i>Cosmo</i> Reminds You To Bring The Bucket Of Ice Next Time You Have Sex]]> http://jezebel.com/366921/cosmo-reminds-you-to-bring-the-bucket-of-ice-next-time-you-have-sex#c4686226 @hortense:
My butt just rolled it's eyes.


lizzybennet

]]> 39:366921:c4686226 Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:51:31 EDT <![CDATA[<i>Cosmo</i> Reminds You To Bring The Bucket Of Ice Next Time You Have Sex]]> http://jezebel.com/366921/cosmo-reminds-you-to-bring-the-bucket-of-ice-next-time-you-have-sex#c4681121 @i dream of gene shalit: OMG kindred spirit. Thats the piece of advice that got me off Cosmo too! I brought it up to the bf 2 nights ago and he was NOT. INTERESTED.

I AM getting him one of those chocolate cowboy hats from last wk for his bday though. :-)

CapHillEscapee

]]> 39:366921:c4681121 Thu, 13 Mar 2008 11:42:10 EDT <![CDATA[<i>Cosmo</i> Reminds You To Bring The Bucket Of Ice Next Time You Have Sex]]> http://jezebel.com/366921/cosmo-reminds-you-to-bring-the-bucket-of-ice-next-time-you-have-sex#c4677819 @onthecornerofparkerandwoolf: Don't forget that crazy new position, "woman on top". Or is that just the Aussie Cosmo?

poogirl

]]> 39:366921:c4677819 Thu, 13 Mar 2008 09:02:09 EDT <![CDATA[<i>Cosmo</i> Reminds You To Bring The Bucket Of Ice Next Time You Have Sex]]> http://jezebel.com/366921/cosmo-reminds-you-to-bring-the-bucket-of-ice-next-time-you-have-sex#c4676288 I just tried to run my tongue along the roof of my boyfriend's mouth. It was a complete failure, in that I couldn't even reach it. Then he tried. He reached. It was intensely uncomfortable. It was like, instead of kissing, we'd decided to have him probe all the least sensual parts of my mouth with the point of his tongue. Hott.

jammiriffic

]]> 39:366921:c4676288 Thu, 13 Mar 2008 02:33:10 EDT <![CDATA[<i>Cosmo</i> Reminds You To Bring The Bucket Of Ice Next Time You Have Sex]]> http://jezebel.com/366921/cosmo-reminds-you-to-bring-the-bucket-of-ice-next-time-you-have-sex#c4675251 @justwanttohave: OK I just read that as "We attempt hummer." Yes, Cosmo, I'm sure you do.

Maybe they hum "If I Were a Rich Girl"???

WantToTouchtheWahine

]]> 39:366921:c4675251 Wed, 12 Mar 2008 23:56:48 EDT <![CDATA[<i>Cosmo</i> Reminds You To Bring The Bucket Of Ice Next Time You Have Sex]]> http://jezebel.com/366921/cosmo-reminds-you-to-bring-the-bucket-of-ice-next-time-you-have-sex#c4674840 @I, SBJ, A Fucking Dyke: I think you just turned me Lezebel. *fans self*

Lipstick Librarian

]]> 39:366921:c4674840 Wed, 12 Mar 2008 23:16:18 EDT <![CDATA[<i>Cosmo</i> Reminds You To Bring The Bucket Of Ice Next Time You Have Sex]]> http://jezebel.com/366921/cosmo-reminds-you-to-bring-the-bucket-of-ice-next-time-you-have-sex#c4673630 @spinsteraunt: Ha! I remember that. Sassy totally saved my life in high school.

LahFawnDuh

]]> 39:366921:c4673630 Wed, 12 Mar 2008 21:37:48 EDT <![CDATA[<i>Cosmo</i> Reminds You To Bring The Bucket Of Ice Next Time You Have Sex]]> http://jezebel.com/366921/cosmo-reminds-you-to-bring-the-bucket-of-ice-next-time-you-have-sex#c4673367 What do you do with dry shampoo during sex??? Or am I missing something?

PorpoiseSpit

]]> 39:366921:c4673367 Wed, 12 Mar 2008 21:16:04 EDT <![CDATA[<i>Cosmo</i> Reminds You To Bring The Bucket Of Ice Next Time You Have Sex]]> http://jezebel.com/366921/cosmo-reminds-you-to-bring-the-bucket-of-ice-next-time-you-have-sex#c4672588 You know, it's not often that "women's" magazines promise big laughs on the cover. Embarrassing stories yes, but not laugh your ass off hilarity. I think it's a positive step.

@Archetype: Curse you. Now I can't unsee the no-neckness.

lisas

]]> 39:366921:c4672588 Wed, 12 Mar 2008 20:21:29 EDT <![CDATA[<i>Cosmo</i> Reminds You To Bring The Bucket Of Ice Next Time You Have Sex]]> http://jezebel.com/366921/cosmo-reminds-you-to-bring-the-bucket-of-ice-next-time-you-have-sex#c4672485 @I, SBJ, A Fucking Dyke: OKAY BITCHES ITS ANTM TIME. MEEBO CHAT NOW!

hit me up if you need to link

Trashtastic

]]> 39:366921:c4672485 Wed, 12 Mar 2008 20:14:23 EDT <![CDATA[<i>Cosmo</i> Reminds You To Bring The Bucket Of Ice Next Time You Have Sex]]> http://jezebel.com/366921/cosmo-reminds-you-to-bring-the-bucket-of-ice-next-time-you-have-sex#c4672247 This one time, my loverbird was lying all peaceful-like poolside on the ground, soaking the sun and whatnot, and I stood over her dripping wet in my bathing suit, in a pair of CMF heels, and proceeded to sink the heel into her crotch. She loved it! Something sexy by Nouvelle Vague was on in the background. It was dreamy.

Also: Hot, topless lesbians were playing football in the pool. Yes.

This concludes "True Stories From A Seedy, Chipper Fucking Dyke"!

Skinny Bone Jones

]]> 39:366921:c4672247 Wed, 12 Mar 2008 19:55:30 EDT <![CDATA[<i>Cosmo</i> Reminds You To Bring The Bucket Of Ice Next Time You Have Sex]]> http://jezebel.com/366921/cosmo-reminds-you-to-bring-the-bucket-of-ice-next-time-you-have-sex#c4671585 @laughingacademy: Yeah, thats what it is..,in theory. It kind of really just clumps the hair together together in an unexplainable way with occasional flakes of grossness. Its used a lot for bedridden people. I'd recommend just sucking it up and going with dirty hair or at the very least, if you're a blonde/light brown girl, using talcum powder at your hairline/part.

cheera

]]> 39:366921:c4671585 Wed, 12 Mar 2008 19:15:46 EDT <![CDATA[<i>Cosmo</i> Reminds You To Bring The Bucket Of Ice Next Time You Have Sex]]> http://jezebel.com/366921/cosmo-reminds-you-to-bring-the-bucket-of-ice-next-time-you-have-sex#c4671214 Hysterical. I loved the "really on the cover" and we attempt humr" bits.

Also, interesting take on Cosmo -- is really for "sexually aspirational teens?" Is that what they pitch to their advertisers?

justwanttohave

]]> 39:366921:c4671214 Wed, 12 Mar 2008 18:52:38 EDT <![CDATA[<i>Cosmo</i> Reminds You To Bring The Bucket Of Ice Next Time You Have Sex]]> http://jezebel.com/366921/cosmo-reminds-you-to-bring-the-bucket-of-ice-next-time-you-have-sex#c4670872 @Sabrina Duncan Is The New Black: "#16-That cute butch bike messenger who picks up at your office? Have her pick you up." That's what did it for me.

birdiejean

]]> 39:366921:c4670872 Wed, 12 Mar 2008 18:35:07 EDT <![CDATA[<i>Cosmo</i> Reminds You To Bring The Bucket Of Ice Next Time You Have Sex]]> http://jezebel.com/366921/cosmo-reminds-you-to-bring-the-bucket-of-ice-next-time-you-have-sex#c4670542 @Hamsterpants: I saw a couple having sex in a car at Griffith Park right before a concert! The place was packed with people, but I seemed to be the only that noticed. At least I was the only one out of the group I was with.

Alipaps

]]> 39:366921:c4670542 Wed, 12 Mar 2008 18:19:34 EDT <![CDATA[<i>Cosmo</i> Reminds You To Bring The Bucket Of Ice Next Time You Have Sex]]> http://jezebel.com/366921/cosmo-reminds-you-to-bring-the-bucket-of-ice-next-time-you-have-sex#c4670514 Jebus Christ, this feature is funny.

I did the "wear heels to bed" thing for the first time last week. Maybe it was all in my mind but it did make everything just a tiny bit hotter and nastier. They were really awesome shoes.

wolf biter

]]> 39:366921:c4670514 Wed, 12 Mar 2008 18:18:23 EDT <![CDATA[<i>Cosmo</i> Reminds You To Bring The Bucket Of Ice Next Time You Have Sex]]> http://jezebel.com/366921/cosmo-reminds-you-to-bring-the-bucket-of-ice-next-time-you-have-sex#c4670454 @FourInchHeels: "Dry shampoo" is basically starch in a can that you spray on your hair, let sit, and then brush/towel out. Its for when your hair is really oily but you don't have time to jump in the shower.

When I read "(And also: dry shampoo)" I thought you meant that it was part of the sex tips article, and my mind went to a Bad Place.

laughingacademy

]]> 39:366921:c4670454 Wed, 12 Mar 2008 18:15:46 EDT <![CDATA[<i>Cosmo</i> Reminds You To Bring The Bucket Of Ice Next Time You Have Sex]]> http://jezebel.com/366921/cosmo-reminds-you-to-bring-the-bucket-of-ice-next-time-you-have-sex#c4670290 "Tricks that will double his pleasure... and yours"

Because you'll be satisfied he's enjoying himself.

Kali Mama

]]> 39:366921:c4670290 Wed, 12 Mar 2008 18:07:24 EDT <![CDATA[<i>Cosmo</i> Reminds You To Bring The Bucket Of Ice Next Time You Have Sex]]> http://jezebel.com/366921/cosmo-reminds-you-to-bring-the-bucket-of-ice-next-time-you-have-sex#c4670288 @Archetype: Amsterdam, 1997, big plate glass window on the Haarlemerstrasse, I think it was. OMG, so hot.

inherentcontempt

]]> 39:366921:c4670288 Wed, 12 Mar 2008 18:07:11 EDT <![CDATA[<i>Cosmo</i> Reminds You To Bring The Bucket Of Ice Next Time You Have Sex]]> http://jezebel.com/366921/cosmo-reminds-you-to-bring-the-bucket-of-ice-next-time-you-have-sex#c4670275 This is boring since it's not related to sex, but I read an article about jean fits while I was at the salon, and Cosmo recommended that tall girls -- wait for it -- look for jeans with long inseams! Yes! Wow! So that's what I've been doing incorrectly all these years.

annejumps

]]> 39:366921:c4670275 Wed, 12 Mar 2008 18:06:35 EDT <![CDATA[<i>Cosmo</i> Reminds You To Bring The Bucket Of Ice Next Time You Have Sex]]> http://jezebel.com/366921/cosmo-reminds-you-to-bring-the-bucket-of-ice-next-time-you-have-sex#c4669972 Does anyone remember that "Sassy" article back in the day where they actually went out and tried the things that supposedly "Drive Men Wild" according to Cosmo? I remember one of those things was to rub your legs together when you're wearing pantyhose! And like, Andrea or Mary-Ann or someone actually did it and and of course her man-friend was like, "What is that scratching sound? And do you have to pee?"

spinsteraunt

]]> 39:366921:c4669972 Wed, 12 Mar 2008 17:52:52 EDT <![CDATA[<i>Cosmo</i> Reminds You To Bring The Bucket Of Ice Next Time You Have Sex]]> http://jezebel.com/366921/cosmo-reminds-you-to-bring-the-bucket-of-ice-next-time-you-have-sex#c4669853 @Archetype: No you need to lie honey! LIE! That is what I'm currently doing to get my adderrall!

This is really on the cover! hahahahaha.

brooklynchi

]]> 39:366921:c4669853 Wed, 12 Mar 2008 17:47:37 EDT <![CDATA[<i>Cosmo</i> Reminds You To Bring The Bucket Of Ice Next Time You Have Sex]]> http://jezebel.com/366921/cosmo-reminds-you-to-bring-the-bucket-of-ice-next-time-you-have-sex#c4669412 The head does not match the body.
Again.
Is her head detachable?

In all seriousness, these sorts of magazines do nothing for inter-gender relations. If women bought half the crap they read, they'd be neurotic messes with low self-esteem and very few sex partners (because what guy REALLY wants a girl to eat a fuckin donut of his dick? REALLY?!)
Egads.

Doomsday

]]> 39:366921:c4669412 Wed, 12 Mar 2008 17:28:54 EDT <![CDATA[<i>Cosmo</i> Reminds You To Bring The Bucket Of Ice Next Time You Have Sex]]> http://jezebel.com/366921/cosmo-reminds-you-to-bring-the-bucket-of-ice-next-time-you-have-sex#c4669126 I love this feature, but I always leave it thinking, 'man, I wish someone would publish a magazine that actually had that shit on the cover.' Beyond the rich bitch feature, obvi.

katekatekateyeah

]]> 39:366921:c4669126 Wed, 12 Mar 2008 17:18:17 EDT <![CDATA[<i>Cosmo</i> Reminds You To Bring The Bucket Of Ice Next Time You Have Sex]]> http://jezebel.com/366921/cosmo-reminds-you-to-bring-the-bucket-of-ice-next-time-you-have-sex#c4668830 @i dream of gene shalit:

Gross. Why would you do that to a man? Or a donut for that matter? They go with coffee, damnit, not peen.

mllej

]]> 39:366921:c4668830 Wed, 12 Mar 2008 17:06:31 EDT <![CDATA[<i>Cosmo</i> Reminds You To Bring The Bucket Of Ice Next Time You Have Sex]]> http://jezebel.com/366921/cosmo-reminds-you-to-bring-the-bucket-of-ice-next-time-you-have-sex#c4668764 @DorothyZbornak: I am imagining this scenario happening, me putting my tongue on the roof of anyone's mouth, and it ends with the dude laughing his ass off at me.

And then I think of their "scrunchie" advice. My God.

ManhattanManHatin'

]]> 39:366921:c4668764 Wed, 12 Mar 2008 17:04:14 EDT <![CDATA[<i>Cosmo</i> Reminds You To Bring The Bucket Of Ice Next Time You Have Sex]]> http://jezebel.com/366921/cosmo-reminds-you-to-bring-the-bucket-of-ice-next-time-you-have-sex#c4668748 @anniehall: Ha, they tackled it better in a Seinfeld episode, where they were shopping the pilot for Jerry's show and giving actor's auditions...one of the actresses wanted to know how to "kiss" like Elaine

I think that's the one where one Mariska Hargitay guest starred--walked into the room, and said, "Geeze, it's like a bald convention in here."

marie123

]]> 39:366921:c4668748 Wed, 12 Mar 2008 17:03:44 EDT <![CDATA[<i>Cosmo</i> Reminds You To Bring The Bucket Of Ice Next Time You Have Sex]]> http://jezebel.com/366921/cosmo-reminds-you-to-bring-the-bucket-of-ice-next-time-you-have-sex#c4668716 and this cover is more photoshop weirdness... hayden's head looks disproportionately huge compared to her body (i know she's tiny in real life, but not that tiny)

anniehall

]]> 39:366921:c4668716 Wed, 12 Mar 2008 17:02:06 EDT <![CDATA[<i>Cosmo</i> Reminds You To Bring The Bucket Of Ice Next Time You Have Sex]]> http://jezebel.com/366921/cosmo-reminds-you-to-bring-the-bucket-of-ice-next-time-you-have-sex#c4668715 @lalaland13: What's bad is I'm not sure if "Stab him in the ass with your heels" is really in the magazine or not."

Indeed, its an old favorite. (I am ashamed to say I read Cosmo during high school, if I didn't actually buy that shit--same articles every other fucking month.) They phrase it, "wear heels to bed" (how original!) But "wearing" becomes (accidental) "stabbing" if you're fucking right and actually moving around.

marie123

]]> 39:366921:c4668715 Wed, 12 Mar 2008 17:02:05 EDT <![CDATA[<i>Cosmo</i> Reminds You To Bring The Bucket Of Ice Next Time You Have Sex]]> http://jezebel.com/366921/cosmo-reminds-you-to-bring-the-bucket-of-ice-next-time-you-have-sex#c4668703 I think the most ridiculous "tip" I ever read in Cosmo (before I stopped reading it - long story) was to put a glazed donut on your man...you can guess where...and eat it off. Oh, the insanity....

i dream of gene shalit

]]> 39:366921:c4668703 Wed, 12 Mar 2008 17:01:22 EDT <![CDATA[<i>Cosmo</i> Reminds You To Bring The Bucket Of Ice Next Time You Have Sex]]> http://jezebel.com/366921/cosmo-reminds-you-to-bring-the-bucket-of-ice-next-time-you-have-sex#c4668684 @Archetype: Seriously? It took me 3 minutes to get one.

ManhattanManHatin'

]]> 39:366921:c4668684 Wed, 12 Mar 2008 17:00:44 EDT <![CDATA[<i>Cosmo</i> Reminds You To Bring The Bucket Of Ice Next Time You Have Sex]]> http://jezebel.com/366921/cosmo-reminds-you-to-bring-the-bucket-of-ice-next-time-you-have-sex#c4668647 maybe i'm missing something, but i don't understand just how it's possible (or at least easy) for you to run your tongue along the roof of someone else's mouth? making out with the bf is one of my absolute fave things.. but i just don't know how one would even do this. now i feel stupid.

anniehall

]]> 39:366921:c4668647 Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:59:58 EDT <![CDATA[<i>Cosmo</i> Reminds You To Bring The Bucket Of Ice Next Time You Have Sex]]> http://jezebel.com/366921/cosmo-reminds-you-to-bring-the-bucket-of-ice-next-time-you-have-sex#c4668626 I keep trying to pick the BEST edition of Cover Lies to share with my friend who isn't cool enough to read Jezebel, but they're ALL SO FUNNY. It's HARD.

Neutralize

]]> 39:366921:c4668626 Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:59:25 EDT <![CDATA[<i>Cosmo</i> Reminds You To Bring The Bucket Of Ice Next Time You Have Sex]]> http://jezebel.com/366921/cosmo-reminds-you-to-bring-the-bucket-of-ice-next-time-you-have-sex#c4668527 @Hamsterpants: Explain this "dry shampoo" thing to me. I haven't ever heard of it

@PopCultureSavant: It tickles the everloving hell out of my mouth, and not in a good way. Someone tried that once, and we literally had to stop kissing for a couple minutes so I could take care of my painfully-tingling mouth. We resumed with strict instructions that the roof of my mouth is a no-go zone.

FourInchHeels

]]> 39:366921:c4668527 Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:56:05 EDT <![CDATA[<i>Cosmo</i> Reminds You To Bring The Bucket Of Ice Next Time You Have Sex]]> http://jezebel.com/366921/cosmo-reminds-you-to-bring-the-bucket-of-ice-next-time-you-have-sex#c4668494 My mum reads cosmo.

Cindy

]]> 39:366921:c4668494 Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:55:19 EDT <![CDATA[<i>Cosmo</i> Reminds You To Bring The Bucket Of Ice Next Time You Have Sex]]> http://jezebel.com/366921/cosmo-reminds-you-to-bring-the-bucket-of-ice-next-time-you-have-sex#c4668389 You know, I used to think Cosmo covers were dumb, but after seeing what the interns do to them, I can't even take the magazine seriously in the grocery store line. I've silently started mocking them in my head while waiting to check out. But for real? " You'll laugh your butt off!!" Oh.Come.On.

FourInchHeels

]]> 39:366921:c4668389 Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:52:18 EDT <![CDATA[<i>Cosmo</i> Reminds You To Bring The Bucket Of Ice Next Time You Have Sex]]> http://jezebel.com/366921/cosmo-reminds-you-to-bring-the-bucket-of-ice-next-time-you-have-sex#c4668331 @angelheadedhipster:

Oh my, yes, is she ever. The sassy pose threw me. She's working it like the rent's due.

mllej

]]> 39:366921:c4668331 Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:50:02 EDT <![CDATA[<i>Cosmo</i> Reminds You To Bring The Bucket Of Ice Next Time You Have Sex]]> http://jezebel.com/366921/cosmo-reminds-you-to-bring-the-bucket-of-ice-next-time-you-have-sex#c4668288 My boyfriend LOVES it when I wear heels and proceed to bruise him 6 times by accident and then puncture him in the ankle so we have to stop right in the middle and fix his bleeding stab wound.

murielmercurial

]]> 39:366921:c4668288 Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:48:35 EDT <![CDATA[<i>Cosmo</i> Reminds You To Bring The Bucket Of Ice Next Time You Have Sex]]> http://jezebel.com/366921/cosmo-reminds-you-to-bring-the-bucket-of-ice-next-time-you-have-sex#c4668276 J@Archetype: Someone call Miss J - she's a noneckmonster!

angelheadedhipster

]]> 39:366921:c4668276 Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:48:17 EDT <![CDATA[<i>Cosmo</i> Reminds You To Bring The Bucket Of Ice Next Time You Have Sex]]> http://jezebel.com/366921/cosmo-reminds-you-to-bring-the-bucket-of-ice-next-time-you-have-sex#c4668244 @angryblackgurl: Ugh, a few of my friends and I still get it. This is because in college we signed up for a 5 year subscription at a low low rate. Gross. I'm embarassed everytime it comes in the mail. I would cancel, but then I don't get my money back OR get a magazine to mock.

amandahugnkiss

]]> 39:366921:c4668244 Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:47:07 EDT <![CDATA[<i>Cosmo</i> Reminds You To Bring The Bucket Of Ice Next Time You Have Sex]]> http://jezebel.com/366921/cosmo-reminds-you-to-bring-the-bucket-of-ice-next-time-you-have-sex#c4668153 amazing. this.made.my.week.

Logistically Impossible HAHAHAAH

HoneyLush

]]> 39:366921:c4668153 Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:44:13 EDT <![CDATA[<i>Cosmo</i> Reminds You To Bring The Bucket Of Ice Next Time You Have Sex]]> http://jezebel.com/366921/cosmo-reminds-you-to-bring-the-bucket-of-ice-next-time-you-have-sex#c4668127 @Sabrina Duncan Kicks Ass: 1) Looking a lesbian in the eye.

meaghan2k

]]> 39:366921:c4668127 Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:43:19 EDT <![CDATA[<i>Cosmo</i> Reminds You To Bring The Bucket Of Ice Next Time You Have Sex]]> http://jezebel.com/366921/cosmo-reminds-you-to-bring-the-bucket-of-ice-next-time-you-have-sex#c4668076 at least she's not spray tanned into oompa loompa land?

daftpunkisplayingatMYhouse

]]> 39:366921:c4668076 Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:41:34 EDT <![CDATA[<i>Cosmo</i> Reminds You To Bring The Bucket Of Ice Next Time You Have Sex]]> http://jezebel.com/366921/cosmo-reminds-you-to-bring-the-bucket-of-ice-next-time-you-have-sex#c4668033 I love how this is done. Also the that's really on the cover cracked me up.

RedHotz

]]> 39:366921:c4668033 Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:40:27 EDT <![CDATA[<i>Cosmo</i> Reminds You To Bring The Bucket Of Ice Next Time You Have Sex]]> http://jezebel.com/366921/cosmo-reminds-you-to-bring-the-bucket-of-ice-next-time-you-have-sex#c4667981 I wanna read the "50 Things That Will Make You Lesbian". That's my kind of feature.

BowlingForDollars

]]> 39:366921:c4667981 Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:37:56 EDT <![CDATA[<i>Cosmo</i> Reminds You To Bring The Bucket Of Ice Next Time You Have Sex]]> http://jezebel.com/366921/cosmo-reminds-you-to-bring-the-bucket-of-ice-next-time-you-have-sex#c4667972 @hammerimissu: @rocknrollunicorn: I was like 19, doing it in a car with my BF at the time in Griffith Park. Park ranger snuck up on us, and fucker would NOT take his flashlight off of me while I was trying to dress. I'm just glad he didn't find our pot.

Hamsterpants

]]> 39:366921:c4667972 Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:37:39 EDT <![CDATA[<i>Cosmo</i> Reminds You To Bring The Bucket Of Ice Next Time You Have Sex]]> http://jezebel.com/366921/cosmo-reminds-you-to-bring-the-bucket-of-ice-next-time-you-have-sex#c4667958 @Jerseylicious: Also, she's wearing a bath towel.

braak

]]> 39:366921:c4667958 Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:37:05 EDT <![CDATA[<i>Cosmo</i> Reminds You To Bring The Bucket Of Ice Next Time You Have Sex]]> http://jezebel.com/366921/cosmo-reminds-you-to-bring-the-bucket-of-ice-next-time-you-have-sex#c4667936 @onthecornerofparkerandwoolf: This reminds me why I love Tina Fey/Liz Lemon. During the episode where he's using her to make Bianca jealous, Lemon asks, "Sex standing up? How does that even work?" And Jack says, "You're kidding, right?" and she says, "Of course!" When she clearly isn't.

lalaland13

]]> 39:366921:c4667936 Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:36:10 EDT <![CDATA[<i>Cosmo</i> Reminds You To Bring The Bucket Of Ice Next Time You Have Sex]]> http://jezebel.com/366921/cosmo-reminds-you-to-bring-the-bucket-of-ice-next-time-you-have-sex#c4667927 "Humor" and "Cosmopolitan" are two things that are not synonomous.

Hamsterpants

]]> 39:366921:c4667927 Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:35:58 EDT <![CDATA[<i>Cosmo</i> Reminds You To Bring The Bucket Of Ice Next Time You Have Sex]]> http://jezebel.com/366921/cosmo-reminds-you-to-bring-the-bucket-of-ice-next-time-you-have-sex#c4667920 @Archetype: I feel your pain! I was caught on the beach by kids & parents looking for turtles.

hammerimissu

]]> 39:366921:c4667920 Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:35:38 EDT <![CDATA[<i>Cosmo</i> Reminds You To Bring The Bucket Of Ice Next Time You Have Sex]]> http://jezebel.com/366921/cosmo-reminds-you-to-bring-the-bucket-of-ice-next-time-you-have-sex#c4667910 @hatepaperdoll: Hahaha! What a waste of a perfectly good pair of shoes!

virtualcatlady

]]> 39:366921:c4667910 Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:35:09 EDT <![CDATA[<i>Cosmo</i> Reminds You To Bring The Bucket Of Ice Next Time You Have Sex]]> http://jezebel.com/366921/cosmo-reminds-you-to-bring-the-bucket-of-ice-next-time-you-have-sex#c4667899 "We Attempt Humor. We Fail"
BWHAHAHAHHAHA!


Sev

]]> 39:366921:c4667899 Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:34:45 EDT <![CDATA[<i>Cosmo</i> Reminds You To Bring The Bucket Of Ice Next Time You Have Sex]]> http://jezebel.com/366921/cosmo-reminds-you-to-bring-the-bucket-of-ice-next-time-you-have-sex#c4667885 haha rich bitch!!

h_a_l

]]> 39:366921:c4667885 Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:34:15 EDT <![CDATA[<i>Cosmo</i> Reminds You To Bring The Bucket Of Ice Next Time You Have Sex]]> http://jezebel.com/366921/cosmo-reminds-you-to-bring-the-bucket-of-ice-next-time-you-have-sex#c4667877 @Archetype: I got caught by the cops when I was 17 and my boyfriend was 18. I cannot even explain to you how horrid the cops were to me. They LOVED him, and treated me like a dirty whore. Assholes.

rocknrollunicorn

]]> 39:366921:c4667877 Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:34:00 EDT <![CDATA[<i>Cosmo</i> Reminds You To Bring The Bucket Of Ice Next Time You Have Sex]]> http://jezebel.com/366921/cosmo-reminds-you-to-bring-the-bucket-of-ice-next-time-you-have-sex#c4667871 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I love the adderall reference. I take it and I love that shit.

Is it weird that i think the roof-mouth kissing thing is kind of hot? i'm a horndog i guess

PopCultureSavant

]]> 39:366921:c4667871 Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:33:43 EDT <![CDATA[<i>Cosmo</i> Reminds You To Bring The Bucket Of Ice Next Time You Have Sex]]> http://jezebel.com/366921/cosmo-reminds-you-to-bring-the-bucket-of-ice-next-time-you-have-sex#c4667847 @mllej: Seriously. How many things can you not know that they tell you before they run out of things to tell you that they don't know?
It's late.


virtualcatlady

]]> 39:366921:c4667847 Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:32:21 EDT <![CDATA[<i>Cosmo</i> Reminds You To Bring The Bucket Of Ice Next Time You Have Sex]]> http://jezebel.com/366921/cosmo-reminds-you-to-bring-the-bucket-of-ice-next-time-you-have-sex#c4667839 I kind of love how her pose kind of matches the one in the Photoshop of Horrors yesterday, in which a number of readers theorized that she has ONE GIGANTIC LEG and one really skinny one.

Poor Hayden. She looks so cute and fresh and realistic on Heroes. But here she looks like she has little tiny T-rex arms. Why must she be photoshopped so?

tscheese

]]> 39:366921:c4667839 Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:32:05 EDT <![CDATA[<i>Cosmo</i> Reminds You To Bring The Bucket Of Ice Next Time You Have Sex]]> http://jezebel.com/366921/cosmo-reminds-you-to-bring-the-bucket-of-ice-next-time-you-have-sex#c4667829 "logistically impossible sex."

that about sums up 90% of cosmo's sex tips. the other 10% are some combination of "do it doggy style" and "do it some place unexpected."

onthecornerofparkerandwoolf

]]> 39:366921:c4667829 Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:31:35 EDT <![CDATA[<i>Cosmo</i> Reminds You To Bring The Bucket Of Ice Next Time You Have Sex]]> http://jezebel.com/366921/cosmo-reminds-you-to-bring-the-bucket-of-ice-next-time-you-have-sex#c4667820 "You'll laugh your butt off!"

Who the fuck talks like that??! Ever?!? Even my 58 year old mother would look at that and say "Lame."

hortense

]]> 39:366921:c4667820 Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:31:20 EDT <![CDATA[<i>Cosmo</i> Reminds You To Bring The Bucket Of Ice Next Time You Have Sex]]> http://jezebel.com/366921/cosmo-reminds-you-to-bring-the-bucket-of-ice-next-time-you-have-sex#c4667808 Hayden Panetierre looks unbelievably uncomfortable here. It's like she's a 13 year old on a family vacation to Disney World and her dad's taking a picture of her in front of the Magic Kingdom only he's taking too long with the camera and Hayden's just gritting her teeth while smiling and going "Just take the picture dad, this is REALLY embarrassing."

Jerseylicious

]]> 39:366921:c4667808 Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:30:59 EDT <![CDATA[<i>Cosmo</i> Reminds You To Bring The Bucket Of Ice Next Time You Have Sex]]> http://jezebel.com/366921/cosmo-reminds-you-to-bring-the-bucket-of-ice-next-time-you-have-sex#c4667801 Um, what are friends for if not med swapping?

JessicaLovejoy: I think God put you here to test *my* faith, dude.

]]> 39:366921:c4667801 Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:30:42 EDT <![CDATA[<i>Cosmo</i> Reminds You To Bring The Bucket Of Ice Next Time You Have Sex]]> http://jezebel.com/366921/cosmo-reminds-you-to-bring-the-bucket-of-ice-next-time-you-have-sex#c4667798 @mllej: Likewise, the "if men edited cosmo" feature promises the same thing: All right, outdated battle of the sexes tropes that make both genders look bad!

kinamoto

]]> 39:366921:c4667798 Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:30:35 EDT <![CDATA[<i>Cosmo</i> Reminds You To Bring The Bucket Of Ice Next Time You Have Sex]]> http://jezebel.com/366921/cosmo-reminds-you-to-bring-the-bucket-of-ice-next-time-you-have-sex#c4667792 Things Guys Wish You Knew:

#27: Don't take sex advice from stupid magazines. We don't want you to stick your tongue on the roof our mouths.

DorothyZbornak

]]> 39:366921:c4667792 Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:30:27 EDT <![CDATA[<i>Cosmo</i> Reminds You To Bring The Bucket Of Ice Next Time You Have Sex]]> http://jezebel.com/366921/cosmo-reminds-you-to-bring-the-bucket-of-ice-next-time-you-have-sex#c4667790 I am trying to think of one of my friends that reads Cosmo?

angryblackgurl

]]> 39:366921:c4667790 Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:30:25 EDT <![CDATA[<i>Cosmo</i> Reminds You To Bring The Bucket Of Ice Next Time You Have Sex]]> http://jezebel.com/366921/cosmo-reminds-you-to-bring-the-bucket-of-ice-next-time-you-have-sex#c4667788 Oh my god, don't shove your high heel up a guy's ass. You can never wear thoses shoes again.

hatepaperdoll

]]> 39:366921:c4667788 Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:30:24 EDT <![CDATA[<i>Cosmo</i> Reminds You To Bring The Bucket Of Ice Next Time You Have Sex]]> http://jezebel.com/366921/cosmo-reminds-you-to-bring-the-bucket-of-ice-next-time-you-have-sex#c4667784 Mariah is going to be pissed when she sees that Hayden stole her dress.

hortense

]]> 39:366921:c4667784 Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:30:19 EDT <![CDATA[<i>Cosmo</i> Reminds You To Bring The Bucket Of Ice Next Time You Have Sex]]> http://jezebel.com/366921/cosmo-reminds-you-to-bring-the-bucket-of-ice-next-time-you-have-sex#c4667773 What's bad is I'm not sure if "Stab him in the ass with your heels" is really in the magazine or not.

Either way, another fine job. Except for the "have you head" thing which I think to think of as a Cosmo Freudian slip.

lalaland13

]]> 39:366921:c4667773 Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:29:53 EDT <![CDATA[<i>Cosmo</i> Reminds You To Bring The Bucket Of Ice Next Time You Have Sex]]> http://jezebel.com/366921/cosmo-reminds-you-to-bring-the-bucket-of-ice-next-time-you-have-sex#c4667760 why oh why, Hayden? She's too young for Cosmo. And her boyfriend. Oh never mind.

liloslifecoach

]]> 39:366921:c4667760 Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:29:25 EDT <![CDATA[<i>Cosmo</i> Reminds You To Bring The Bucket Of Ice Next Time You Have Sex]]> http://jezebel.com/366921/cosmo-reminds-you-to-bring-the-bucket-of-ice-next-time-you-have-sex#c4667757 NO MORE DRY SHAMPOO! I am begging you here.

Hamsterpants

]]> 39:366921:c4667757 Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:29:21 EDT <![CDATA[<i>Cosmo</i> Reminds You To Bring The Bucket Of Ice Next Time You Have Sex]]> http://jezebel.com/366921/cosmo-reminds-you-to-bring-the-bucket-of-ice-next-time-you-have-sex#c4667755 Please put Cheryl on the masthead already! She is great!

ThisIsWhy...

]]> 39:366921:c4667755 Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:29:18 EDT <![CDATA[<i>Cosmo</i> Reminds You To Bring The Bucket Of Ice Next Time You Have Sex]]> http://jezebel.com/366921/cosmo-reminds-you-to-bring-the-bucket-of-ice-next-time-you-have-sex#c4667752 Also, it's way to hard to get my own Adderall Rx.

Archetype

]]> 39:366921:c4667752 Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:29:16 EDT <![CDATA[<i>Cosmo</i> Reminds You To Bring The Bucket Of Ice Next Time You Have Sex]]> http://jezebel.com/366921/cosmo-reminds-you-to-bring-the-bucket-of-ice-next-time-you-have-sex#c4667723 M-M, I'm so glad you're a full-timer now. You're high-larious.

jenndavo

]]> 39:366921:c4667723 Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:28:13 EDT <![CDATA[<i>Cosmo</i> Reminds You To Bring The Bucket Of Ice Next Time You Have Sex]]> http://jezebel.com/366921/cosmo-reminds-you-to-bring-the-bucket-of-ice-next-time-you-have-sex#c4667720 Again with the missing neck. What is up with that??

Have sex in front of a window, huh? My boyfriend I were caught having sex in the car once. We had pulled up a private road while in Napa and the family arrived home. With kids.

I saw the guy approaching in the rear-view mirror and nearly did a backflip I was so surprised. Totally traumatized me.

Archetype

]]> 39:366921:c4667720 Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:28:08 EDT <![CDATA[<i>Cosmo</i> Reminds You To Bring The Bucket Of Ice Next Time You Have Sex]]> http://jezebel.com/366921/cosmo-reminds-you-to-bring-the-bucket-of-ice-next-time-you-have-sex#c4667713 assshanking can be quite rewarding if done right.

nodoubt9203 [in cali we sez besh plz!]

]]> 39:366921:c4667713 Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:27:52 EDT <![CDATA[<i>Cosmo</i> Reminds You To Bring The Bucket Of Ice Next Time You Have Sex]]> http://jezebel.com/366921/cosmo-reminds-you-to-bring-the-bucket-of-ice-next-time-you-have-sex#c4667711 I'm so sick of these " X number of things guys/girls wish you knew". Does nobody talk?

But more importantly, how's the picture on the spine lookin' now?

mllej

]]> 39:366921:c4667711 Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:27:49 EDT <![CDATA[<i>Cosmo</i> Reminds You To Bring The Bucket Of Ice Next Time You Have Sex]]> http://jezebel.com/366921/cosmo-reminds-you-to-bring-the-bucket-of-ice-next-time-you-have-sex#c4667699 God, I really do love this feature.
and the "that's really on the cover" is killing me.

ineffable.me

]]> 39:366921:c4667699 Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:27:13 EDT <![CDATA[<i>Cosmo</i> Reminds You To Bring The Bucket Of Ice Next Time You Have Sex]]> http://jezebel.com/366921/cosmo-reminds-you-to-bring-the-bucket-of-ice-next-time-you-have-sex#c4667685 "That's really on the cover" - too funny!

searched.and.seized

]]> 39:366921:c4667685 Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:26:36 EDT