<![CDATA[Reader Roundup - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @stacyinbean hearts bitches on notice: Totally me, I kept doing it, and I knew, knew nothing would happen.

couponwhore

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @rocknrollunicorn:
haha it's ok. yours is the real quote, and mine...i made it up myself. but it was quite true to the original, i must say.
@lola82: @allora: it used to be my tiled desktop wallpaper. it seemed cute until i realized that sitting in front of it long enough every day would suck out my soul and replace it with sugary cravings.

birthdaycake

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> I think Jezebel must be getting more popular in the "mainstream" because there seems to have been a rash of fucktards about lately who have no idea what goes on here.

Some dude even wrote "first!" on one of the posts today. All the jezebels were like "Oh no you didn't!"

sassymoniker

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> If you press the plus that adds them, you should have a minus in place of it. So you just have to press the minus. Also, I wish there was a way to enemy-stalk. That would be fun.
And I'm totally amused easily.

eraserheadpixies (now representing norwegian xanax and JESUS!1!@#!)

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @birthdaycake: Your avatar gives me bad, bad cravings!
@westvillagegirl: I was slummin' over there, too, what a nut-job. Maybe it's DS incognito!!

allora

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @beastybeatsy: It should change to a minus sign if you've added the person. You can also remove it in your profile if you need to.

TruculentandUnreliable

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @beastybeatsy: No worries. Found it.

beastybeatsy

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> Right, so I MAY have wondered what the little plus sign was, and I MAY have clicked on it and so now I'm stalking someone. Can I please get a minus sign to cease my stalking?

beastybeatsy

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @DEARBLONDDIARY: Some of us don't have a choice during working hours, though. I'm stuck with Explorer in the office, and those with "administrative privilege" aren't keen on getting the latest downloads. There has to be a happy medium here ...

jenndavo

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @rocknrollunicorn: Aww... sorry for the jinxie. ... great minds...

westvillagegirl (exiled in chicago)

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @Political Party Girl: I just was slumming over on Apple Giraffe's comment page. This comment of hers actually tells us all we ever need know:

"Aww I don't know what your problem with Perez is. pssht."

westvillagegirl (exiled in chicago)

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> you all should switch to Firefox if you aren't using it for your browsers. I haven't had any tech problems! Internet Explorer is a a dinosaur

Dear Blond Diary

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @birthdaycake: Hmm, your avatar makes me hungry...

lola82

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> Finally some real "country justice" served up how we like it: real quick and real final.

lola82

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @birthdaycake: whoops, jinx.

rocknrollunicorn

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> This choice quote by the worstie probably sums up him/her better than any of us ever could:

Aww I don't know what your problem with Perez is. pssht.

Yup, he/she is 12.

rocknrollunicorn

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> well the apple_giraffe genius also came up with this gem: "aww perez? i love him! he's so cute and cuddly!" or something like that. obviously a disgusting example of the rotting american youth of today.
*sips earl grey and sniffs contemptuously*
no, seriously though.

birthdaycake

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> Meghan2k: LOVE.
Apple Giraffe: HATE

That is all.

BeckySharper

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @hfree: BWAHAHAH!

I was just going to say that if that worst comment isn't enough reason to "execute" someone, I don't know what is. Glad to hear the troll has been slaughtered.

ceejeemcbeegee

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> apple_giraffe: OFF WITH HER HEAD!

shelovesyou

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @Political Party Girl: Thank god. I just came here to see who came up with that gem, then I saw the rest of that person's comments. Buh-bye to him/her. As my sis would say, don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.

esmemurphy

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @stacyinbean hearts bitches on notice: I am such a creature of habit, as much as I hate to admit it. I like to blame it on my age, but I just don't want to be learned. I finally figured out how to put spellcheck back on so it works in my comment box, cuz I ain't gonna learn to spell anytime soon.
Now if I could just keep the comments from dancing around, I'd be good.

AbbyNormal

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @zivah: Ha, "Beyonce vs. Ben Karlin -- which one is more genocidal?"

briardahl

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @hfree: lolz.

funnyface

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @AbbyNormal: I wish I could say my brain was better able to adapt, but it really isn't. AT ALL. I clicked on that ladies head about 100 times. Then I had to scroll all the way down and click on the bottom AND I can link back to other comments so the techie gods are totes smiling at me today!

stacyinbean

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @AbbyNormal: We can thank Jezebel for giving us some faith in humanity. I'm angry at my mom for telling me to vote for Spitzer for AG many years ago.

Lymed

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @stacyinbean hearts bitches on notice:
ohh ditto on thanks for adding a link to the header! it made things soo much better for today!

HoneyLush

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @Political Party Girl: Cool, the goddess Jezebel is listening!
@stacyinbean hearts bitches on notice: That was killing me, not being able to link back to the main page! I kept clicking it anyway, out of habit, or like some fool at a crosswalk that hits the walk button 47 times.

AbbyNormal

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> Does that song infuriate anyone else? Every time I hear it I want to scream.

Exhibit A:

I could have another you in a minute
Matter of fact he'll be here in a minute
You must not know about me
You must not know about me
I will have another you by tomorrow

Okay, so which is it? Could you have another in a minute? Or is one coming in a minute? Or is it really going to take until tomorrow? Hmmmmm?

zivah

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> Holy Mary Mother of God that worst comment is fucked! Apple_Giraffe I don't know who you are or where you come from but you better leave before the Jezebel Justice System gets you.

Cuteasabutton...does not suffer fools gladly.

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @Political Party Girl: Thank goodness!!!

marin79

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> Also, I have to thank the tech gods (Whoever you are!) for honoring my request within like 30 seconds, to add a link to the header! I was AMAZED.

stacyinbean

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> I think apple_giraffe is Dakota Fanning. Only way to explain that kind of malice towards sweet Abigail.

hfree

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @meaghan2k: You've seriously been schooling us all today, congrats!

BiscuitDoughJones

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @meaghan2k: You have been spot on today lady! Your comments have helped me through the jumbled mess that I found when returned to Jez today!

stacyinbean

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @meaghan2k: You brought the funny to a new level today. Congrats! (and thank you! because today has been one unholy sucktastic day)

mightymouth

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> It's already gone y'all.

leMaldeTete

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> No worries, y'all!
apple_giraffe's ability to comment is not enabled.
[jezebel.com]

Political Party Girl

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> Wow apple_giraffe, is that the best you could come up with? Do you also hurl insults at old people and the disabled? Ugh, off with her (his?) head. STAT.

KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @meaghan2k:
Your comment
was like
poetry
only
you know
better than
poetry
by Jewel

And the worst is possibly the worst of all time, ever. And today was rough all over. Comments missing, posts disappearing, the Debbie Downer train with the CosmoGirl Caboose pulling into the station, yelling, yelling, yelling, etc.

The techie bugs are bad, ladies. Really, really bad.

hortense

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @meaghan2k: You were on fire today!

Lady Skittlehattington

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @pinkyBella: Like Miss Tyra said: She don't wanna be here no more.

BiscuitDoughJones

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> Methings apple giraffe is the real slut. A slut for attention.

LadyNo Fondles Sweaters

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> Looking through apple_giraffe's previous comments on this blog, I think that person needs to be executed, stat.

serreca

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @meaghan2k: Ha! Congrats!

And yeah, good riddance worst commenter!

DorothyZbornak

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> Me thinks apple_giraffe is trying out for executions!

stacyinbean

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> I knew that would get worst. Somebody needs to introduce that commenter to the concept of a blanket party for that shite.

AbbyNormal

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> Is this where we can put in our execution requests since the report button thingy has disappeared? Because this is my official Execute apple_giraffe request. Such as.

GeorgeFayne

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> Worst comment of the year?

ThisIsWhy...

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> See, now, this worst commenter is EXACTLY the sort who should have been terminated. Because this commenter is clearly a 13 year old boy, and I don't like hanging out with children.

zivah

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> seriously, WHY would someone call an 11 year old a slut?? really, how low can you go?

pinkyBella

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> So wait, Beyonce meant that her vagina is irreplaceable? I have a whole new perspective on that song now.

Eeva

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> Ok, now that really is a bad comment.

blackbirdfly

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> Holy shit, I can't believe I got comment of the day with the help of Beyonce.

meaghan2k

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