<![CDATA[Post-Rehab Eva Mendes Looks Healthy, Happy - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[Post-Rehab Eva Mendes Looks Healthy, Happy - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[Post-Rehab Eva Mendes Looks Healthy, Happy]]> Ew - the color peach should be left to fruit and left out of clothing.

SidheDragon

]]> <![CDATA[Post-Rehab Eva Mendes Looks Healthy, Happy]]> Who cares what her 'people' want you to believe?! A few short weeks ago she was nowhere and now she pictured, well, not quite everywhere but it's a helluva lot better than nowhere!

kit10indublin

]]> <![CDATA[Post-Rehab Eva Mendes Looks Healthy, Happy]]> @GeekyChic: I think her "people" want us to believe it's the demon liquor, but it is apparently far worse than that -- meth, coke, the whole works.

Trixie from Toronto

]]> <![CDATA[Post-Rehab Eva Mendes Looks Healthy, Happy]]> @Macloserboy: In this Revlon commercial from a few years ago, I kept mistaking her for Cindy Crawford.

beatrice3000

]]> <![CDATA[Post-Rehab Eva Mendes Looks Healthy, Happy]]> Not really that sugary, though. Not as sugary as Eva's palette.

mercymercyme

]]> <![CDATA[Post-Rehab Eva Mendes Looks Healthy, Happy]]> @BiscuitDoughJones: You ought to! My mother allowed me to watch that movie when I was way too young. Cannabalism and orgies, yo, all done up in a sugary sweet black comedy.

mercymercyme

]]> <![CDATA[Post-Rehab Eva Mendes Looks Healthy, Happy]]> @stacyinbean: So, ahem, I went home for lunch and got my (ha) package! It was huge and I couldn't figure out why and I opened it and HELLO! giant orange architectural dildo smelling of jasmine soaked in summer rains and something peppery and earthy also, welcome to my humble abode.

@BAngieB: YOU are vulgar. Tomboy-titty-lover.

SBJ

]]> <![CDATA[Post-Rehab Eva Mendes Looks Healthy, Happy]]> I would never wear that coat in a million years, but I love it.

Lindie

]]> <![CDATA[Post-Rehab Eva Mendes Looks Healthy, Happy]]> @Macloserboy: Me too me too! That's what I was gonna say.

DiffidentDolly

]]> <![CDATA[Post-Rehab Eva Mendes Looks Healthy, Happy]]> @SarahBoBara: Look at your cutie patootie puppy avitar! What is her/his name!? What a sweet baby.

badmutha

]]> <![CDATA[Post-Rehab Eva Mendes Looks Healthy, Happy]]> @janna: She and I have the same birthday. Surely that entitles us to having a cake-filled evening. With ice cream. Lots and lots of hot, dirty ice cream.

telecomic the thoughtful red panda

]]> <![CDATA[Post-Rehab Eva Mendes Looks Healthy, Happy]]> @Tippi from Toronto:

Yes Tippi, it sure could. Sounds more like a young HW rehab tale -- then again, I thought Kirsten was 'habbing for drinking.

I'm still wondering why Eva has achieved the level of stardom she has. I mean, playing the hot, naked drug-dealer lovin' baby mamma to Denzel's evil cop in Training Day was one thing. Playing the hot, naked undead lovin' GF to Nic Cage in Ghost Rider was ... um, the same?

GeekyChic

]]> <![CDATA[Post-Rehab Eva Mendes Looks Healthy, Happy]]> @Macloserboy: Well, you have excellent taste and are a master of discretion, as you've demonstrated on this very site.

If I were to utter such a vulgar thought, I'd admit that I'd totally do her too. Ahem.

lolly71

]]> <![CDATA[Post-Rehab Eva Mendes Looks Healthy, Happy]]> @Macloserboy: Hola! You got that right, my brother!

BowlingForDollars

]]> <![CDATA[Post-Rehab Eva Mendes Looks Healthy, Happy]]> happy birthday Evita

dashenbka

]]> <![CDATA[Post-Rehab Eva Mendes Looks Healthy, Happy]]> @SarahBoBara: Then again, I suppose it could be Kristen Dunst.

Trixie from Toronto

]]> <![CDATA[Post-Rehab Eva Mendes Looks Healthy, Happy]]> @Macloserboy: Me too! I totally believe that blind item is her!

But she is a gorgeous, gorgeous woman.

Trixie from Toronto

]]> <![CDATA[Post-Rehab Eva Mendes Looks Healthy, Happy]]> @lolly71: I'd never say. Thinking it since Training Day but I'd never say it. When she's at her best, she's like a Latin Cindy Crawford and that, my friends, is some good shit.

Macloserboy

]]> <![CDATA[Post-Rehab Eva Mendes Looks Healthy, Happy]]> @Skinny Bone Jones: You are vulgar. I love boobies. I smell of Escada.

BAngieB

]]> <![CDATA[Post-Rehab Eva Mendes Looks Healthy, Happy]]> @Skinny Bone Jones: I got the Kenzo Amour last week and I want to eat it. It smells so good and the bottle is kind of sexy.

stacyinbean

]]> <![CDATA[Post-Rehab Eva Mendes Looks Healthy, Happy]]> I didn't even know she was in rehab. I also was not aware you could abort/miscarry after a 4 day coke binge. While it might be more fun than a regular, at-the-clinic-by-appointment abortion, all that coke is way more expensive and NOT covered by insurance. Come on, Eva.

gabelle

]]> <![CDATA[Post-Rehab Eva Mendes Looks Healthy, Happy]]> @notaclevername: When I worked at a video store, I was always tempted to rent this movie called 'Eating Raoul', but I never got around to it.

BiscuitDoughJones

]]> <![CDATA[Post-Rehab Eva Mendes Looks Healthy, Happy]]> @BAngieB: Gasp! I resent that. Today, I am wearing that Burberry The Beat stuff, and it's good, and my Kenzo Amour should be here any day now.

Everyone knows that lesbian ice cream tastes like boobies and "OMG! You're wet down there!" Such as.

SBJ

]]> <![CDATA[Post-Rehab Eva Mendes Looks Healthy, Happy]]> @Macloserboy: What the heck is a coke abortion?

PrettyPlease

]]> <![CDATA[Post-Rehab Eva Mendes Looks Healthy, Happy]]> @BiscuitDoughJones: Unrelated, my imaginary husband in 3rd and 4th grade was named Raoul. "The Phantom of the Opera" came to Detroit, all our parents went and my friends and I were obsessed.

not.a.clever.name

]]> <![CDATA[Post-Rehab Eva Mendes Looks Healthy, Happy]]> wow she looks awesome

jewess

]]> <![CDATA[Post-Rehab Eva Mendes Looks Healthy, Happy]]> I really do love her...and hope she's doing well. So pretty...

tell Dolly Parton again

]]> <![CDATA[Post-Rehab Eva Mendes Looks Healthy, Happy]]> is she still wearing her hospital gown under that pink coat?

hamburgerhotdog

]]> <![CDATA[Post-Rehab Eva Mendes Looks Healthy, Happy]]> @Macloserboy: I originally read that as "I don't want to think about her, I just want to do her" and thought "DAMN, Mac-boy's feeling FEISTY today!"

lolly71

]]> <![CDATA[Post-Rehab Eva Mendes Looks Healthy, Happy]]> I don't want to think it's her, I just can't stop doing it.

Macloserboy

]]> <![CDATA[Post-Rehab Eva Mendes Looks Healthy, Happy]]> anyone recall those interviews she gave about how everyone(celebs) is getting pregnant. And how she was sooooooooooo not ready to have a baby....I remember her attitude being a little smug about all those unplanned pregnancies her peers were dealing with....maybe it's just in retrospect I feel that way though.

frecklefacefreak

]]> <![CDATA[Post-Rehab Eva Mendes Looks Healthy, Happy]]> WHAT WOULD IT BE LIKE TO BE THAT PRETTY??? Just for a day. I want to know.

frumious

]]> <![CDATA[Post-Rehab Eva Mendes Looks Healthy, Happy]]> @BAngieB: I don't know, but I'm sure there's a "sandwich" joke in there somewhere.

lolly71

]]> <![CDATA[Post-Rehab Eva Mendes Looks Healthy, Happy]]> Eva went to rehab?
Anyway, I want her smile.

eraserheadpixies (now representing norwegian xanax and JESUS!1!@#!)

]]> <![CDATA[Post-Rehab Eva Mendes Looks Healthy, Happy]]> she looks the same as pre-rehab: Pretty.

frecklefacefreak

]]> <![CDATA[Post-Rehab Eva Mendes Looks Healthy, Happy]]> @Macloserboy: Correction: She had a coke miscarriage. Which is better than having a coke baby, which turns into, "Sweetie, go meet Raoul on the corner and give him your piggy bank so mommy can have her booger sugar."

BiscuitDoughJones

]]> <![CDATA[Post-Rehab Eva Mendes Looks Healthy, Happy]]> @lolly71: Lesbian ice cream? Does it smell of patchouli?

BAngieB

]]> <![CDATA[Post-Rehab Eva Mendes Looks Healthy, Happy]]> yeah that blind item is pretty much universally assumed to be her. Too sad.

SarahBoBara

]]> <![CDATA[Post-Rehab Eva Mendes Looks Healthy, Happy]]> @Macloserboy:

Yep. A Blind Item has once again tainted someone who may or may not be the correct person in question.

Why do people get so dressed up to sit on a plane for a long time? I mean, I get that you are a celebrity and know that there are going to be photographers at LAX. But that just doesn't seem like a very good outfit to sleep in an awkward position in. That's all.

amandacobra

]]> <![CDATA[Post-Rehab Eva Mendes Looks Healthy, Happy]]> @Macloserboy: I thought that Blind Item was about her too...

helladesigner

]]> <![CDATA[Post-Rehab Eva Mendes Looks Healthy, Happy]]> Make a meeting Eva...

angryblackgurl

]]> <![CDATA[Post-Rehab Eva Mendes Looks Healthy, Happy]]> I really don't think people should be allowed to say "post-rehab" if they only went for, like, 10 days. That's "detox," honey - it's different.

zivah

]]> <![CDATA[Post-Rehab Eva Mendes Looks Healthy, Happy]]> Want. That. Coat.

RosyCheeks

]]> <![CDATA[Post-Rehab Eva Mendes Looks Healthy, Happy]]> @virginiawoolf: [www.nypost.com]
Sounds like her.

[Expletive Deleted]

]]> <![CDATA[Post-Rehab Eva Mendes Looks Healthy, Happy]]> I am seriously coveting the boots. Beautiful.

brookidy

]]> <![CDATA[Post-Rehab Eva Mendes Looks Healthy, Happy]]> @RosePetalPlace: There was a blind item earlier today about a "starlet" that had a miscarriage after a 4-day coke bender and then checked into rehab.

Blind items can't be wrong, yo.

LoveNoelG

]]> <![CDATA[Post-Rehab Eva Mendes Looks Healthy, Happy]]> @Macloserboy: I'm lost.

virginiawoolf

]]> <![CDATA[Post-Rehab Eva Mendes Looks Healthy, Happy]]> Today is her birthday. I didn't know that off the top of my head or anything--it is on the main IMDb page.

janna

]]> <![CDATA[Post-Rehab Eva Mendes Looks Healthy, Happy]]> Sooo pretty.

TruculentandUnreliable

]]> <![CDATA[Post-Rehab Eva Mendes Looks Healthy, Happy]]> @Skinny Bone Jones: It's making me hungry.

Her coat looks like it's all soft and cuddly and warm. I want to spoon with her and take a nap. And I'm not an Eva fan. But it looks like a big soft blankie.

not.a.clever.name

]]> <![CDATA[Post-Rehab Eva Mendes Looks Healthy, Happy]]> Jesus, how do they run Hollywood anyway? It seems like they're ALL in rehab at one time or another.

Hamsterpants

]]> <![CDATA[Post-Rehab Eva Mendes Looks Healthy, Happy]]> What a fantastic coat. I share her skin tone and even though it's girly, I love pink. Brightens up my complexion like make up can't.

Rebecca

]]> <![CDATA[Post-Rehab Eva Mendes Looks Healthy, Happy]]> @Skinny Bone Jones: @hugnkiss: Heh. We're back to lesbian ice cream. Is that the theme this week? 'Cause I'll print up t-shirts.

lolly71

]]> <![CDATA[Post-Rehab Eva Mendes Looks Healthy, Happy]]> Unfortunately, I can no longer look at her without thinking "You had a coke abortion."

Macloserboy

]]> <![CDATA[Post-Rehab Eva Mendes Looks Healthy, Happy]]> @Skinny Bone Jones: Looks like it's just about snack time for both of us, huh?

hugnkiss

]]> <![CDATA[Post-Rehab Eva Mendes Looks Healthy, Happy]]> I love the white, pink, brown combo. She looks like neapolitan ice cream.

hugnkiss

]]> <![CDATA[Post-Rehab Eva Mendes Looks Healthy, Happy]]> What was that rehab stint all about, anyway? Whatever it was, looks like it did her good. She's gorgeous.

RosePetalPlace

]]> <![CDATA[Post-Rehab Eva Mendes Looks Healthy, Happy]]> Like ice cream! Soothing.

SBJ

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