Val Kilmer: Top Run - Jezebel Comments

Val Kilmer: Top Run

thatwoman — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 07:54:44 EST

Who did this pap piss off to get the assignment of hiding in the bushes to shoot Val Kilmer.

thatwoman

Val Kilmer: Top Run

hummingpenguin — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 19:27:21 EST

he was good in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. totally batshit on the commentary track, too, lol.

hummingpenguin

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Devi — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 19:26:52 EST

@JeSuisIci: Yes! Top Secret is the best movie. Just, the best. "Souveniiiers... Noveltiiiess... Paaarty tricks..." And Willow is a close second.

Those two and Tombstone earned him enough capital to last through to Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, on which he's still coasting. In conclusion: Val wins.

Devi

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notquiteunderground — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 17:57:11 EST

@feelingHELLAstabby: That movie was a huuuuge part of my formative years. I fell so much in love with Val Kilmer because of it. And then I watched Tombstone.

And now he's just kind of old and slightly creepy.

notquiteunderground

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beatrice3000 — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 17:36:11 EST

@feelingHELLAstabby: Definetly. I thought he was a hottie in that movie.

I also crushed on Elias Koteas when he was in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles when I was 7.

beatrice3000

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feelingHELLAmaddowy — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 17:24:06 EST

Did anyone ever see that 80's movie "Willow"? You know, with the ginge-haired little person? Granted I was 8 or so when it came out, but I still remember Val in that movie, and my GOD he was a hottie... Today? Well, not so much.

feelingHELLAmaddowy

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v_spangles — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 17:00:19 EST

@BAngieB: i personally enjoy the faded black jeans.

v_spangles

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gabelle — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 16:14:18 EST

He also looks like he's trying out the Phoebe-style run.

gabelle

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gabelle — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 16:13:14 EST

My man Val is wearing black jeans and a flannel shirt. But I will always love you, Val! I really loved Real Genius.

gabelle

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NicoleItchy — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 15:54:49 EST

Well at least he's getting some exercise!

NicoleItchy

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GeektasticallyDelicious — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 15:43:08 EST

Real Genius no more...

GeektasticallyDelicious

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tucson111 — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 15:32:02 EST

What is going on around his neck - a blue leash for his reading glasses?

tucson111

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rednrowdy — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 15:21:50 EST

@Archetype: when you're right, you're right.

rednrowdy

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MissKittyFantastico — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 15:18:33 EST

Anyone else remember when he was going to start his own line of food ala Paul Newman, but unlike Newman was going to use the profits to send his kids to private school? No? Just me then?

MissKittyFantastico

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pixie-stix — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 15:15:08 EST

@virginiawoolf: Loved Salton Sea - great cast.

pixie-stix

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Macloserboy — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 15:11:38 EST

Bat-shit crazy. But I like him and I am one of those Saint fans. I think that was the last time he was attractive.

Macloserboy

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Hamsterpants — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 15:09:06 EST

He's running away from the fact that he will be in a remake of something The Hoff was originally in.

Hamsterpants

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titania1285 — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 15:08:17 EST

he's lost that loving feeling for the paps. hi-oooh.

titania1285

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Trashtastic — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 15:07:40 EST

That blazer's got a kicky pleat in the back! Sassy!

Trashtastic

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dashenbka — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 15:04:52 EST

he looks like he's about to remove his face, and reveal Hilary Swank's face instead.

dashenbka

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dr.funke — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 15:03:52 EST

@hortense: Ditto. Ditto. I may have had an enormous poster of him as Doc Holiday from Tombstone. Those were dark, embarrassing years.

dr.funke

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katekate is squared — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 15:03:24 EST

@notquiteunderground: No, Jogginess is better.

katekate is squared

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PhoneticLorin — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 15:02:05 EST

@Kittenish: HAHA!

PhoneticLorin

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virginiawoolf — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 15:00:59 EST

I had a major bone for him in the Salton Sea. Plus that was the first movie I saw Peter Saarsgard in, whom I love.

virginiawoolf

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notquiteunderground — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 15:00:02 EST

@notquiteunderground: Joggingness, too.

notquiteunderground

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notquiteunderground — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 14:59:33 EST

@BAngieB: You wanted to see me, Your Jogginess?

notquiteunderground

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FireSeason — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 14:59:31 EST

Why is that toy on your head?

Because if I wear it anywhere else it chafes

FireSeason

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Archetype — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 14:58:17 EST

@battleaxonista: Nothing gives me the tingles like him in that movie. I'm not quite sure what it is.

Archetype

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katekate is squared — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 14:58:07 EST

He looks like he's about to dive into that bush.

(I can't figure out how to type the noise it made when he clenched his teeth in Top Gun.)

katekate is squared

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Kittenish — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 14:57:04 EST

The Iceman has goneth.

(Probably not a word, but I amused myself there.)

Kittenish

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JeSuisIci — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 14:56:55 EST

@Archetype: The Saint? Watch Top Secret!! Super hot, plus he sings, and there's a floating fireplace and a funny cow costume.

JeSuisIci

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FancyInk — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 14:56:53 EST

Top Gun was on two nights ago and I watched all of it. All I could think was: Why is everyone SWEATING so much in this movie? And yet, no one takes off their damn leather jacket?

FancyInk

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niftypenguin — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 14:56:45 EST

Dang. Leave the guy along, paparazzi... he looks like he just wants to go get his mail or something.

niftypenguin

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battleaxonista — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 14:56:44 EST

@Archetype: OMG I loved that movie. Val Kilmer will always have smoking hot cred from those skintight superspy scenes.

battleaxonista

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brookidy — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 14:56:38 EST

@bowlingfordollars: Exactly what I was thinking!! Homeboy had been looking rough. Keep it up Iceman!

brookidy

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BAngieB — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 14:55:47 EST

Sir, let me take this moment to compliment you on your fashion sense, particularly your slippers.

BAngieB

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NefariousNewt — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 14:54:42 EST

Lo how the mighty have fallen. Has Knight Rider been canceled yet?

NefariousNewt

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hortense — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 14:53:45 EST

Val Kilmer: I would have hit it in 1994.

Ok no, I was 13. But I totally would have kissed his picture in a magazine in 1994. And probably did.

hortense

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BowlingForDollars — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 14:53:33 EST

Has he lost a few lbs? He's looking good here, I think. Can't tell for sure.

BowlingForDollars

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Lady Skittlehattington — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 14:53:14 EST

Or is he skipping?

Lady Skittlehattington

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Archetype — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 14:53:07 EST

He will always be the extreme hottie from The Saint. And that is all.

Archetype

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gra — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 14:53:00 EST

wtf bbq?! is going on here?

gra