LOLVogue: Tard Moddles & Bahlinceeyagga - Jezebel Comments

LOLVogue: Tard Moddles & Bahlinceeyagga

ilovejohnnythunders — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 21:12:12 EST

woo hoo trentini!

ilovejohnnythunders

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galaxina — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 09:55:58 EST

Okay, the fourth one just literally made me laugh so hard I snorted. Thanx for making my day.

galaxina

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the dude — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 04:32:49 EST

Too mutch herrowin.

the dude

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sheela-na-gig — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 01:07:51 EST

@westendgirl: You just added extra LOLs to this post for me.

If high fashion means I have to slouch around like that, I'll gladly stay a slob.

sheela-na-gig

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SylviaM — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 21:22:36 EST

Pelvis moddle can haz vytaminz diffishinsee?

SylviaM

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amplesufficiency — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 19:39:06 EST

I iz starting a foundashun. Napz 4 Moddles.

amplesufficiency

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batmonkey — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 19:27:36 EST

@sensibleshoes: from what other folks in the thread were saying, it's "LOLcats for 'tired'".

Man, they should do some other kind of (mis)spelling for that, as millions of other freaks on the 'net are using it for something much less innocuous.

@ KnitSandwich: seconded!

batmonkey

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laughingacademy — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 19:24:36 EST

@batmonkey: As was pointed out earlier in the comments, "tard" was being used to mean "tired." I do think that in future the JezEds may want to use a different homophone to avoid this kind of mix-up.

laughingacademy

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MiseAmiee — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 19:17:06 EST

@tscheese: i love those moments.
i can haz spontaneous outburst!

MiseAmiee

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Cootie Queen — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 19:00:59 EST

@batmonkey: I'm in 100% agreement with you. I was really shocked to see that word here too.

Cootie Queen

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batmonkey — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 17:42:55 EST

When I see people using "tard", all I can think of is hearing it from the kids who used to chase and beat up my adopted brother.

Never expected Jezebel to go there, hence my first ever comment.

How did I not notice this before? Why is Jezebel using it? I thought Jezebel was into equality or something. Did I read that wrong?

batmonkey

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BGGA — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 17:03:04 EST

I'm going to paper my bathroom wall with these. Perfection!

BGGA

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BrutallyHonestBabes — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 16:53:50 EST

Thank U! I iz les Stabee nau.

BrutallyHonestBabes

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feelingHELLAmaddowy — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 16:50:08 EST

@laughingacademy: I agree... I want answers!!

And while we're at it, why didn't my eyes stay crossed like you said they would if I made that face, MOM!

feelingHELLAmaddowy

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vivresavie17 — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 16:49:25 EST

@laughingacademy: I've heard it comes from the heroin chic era, when bitches were slouching all over the place. In my head, it's kind of a gloating way to be like, "See, I'm slouching all over the place and I still look better in this thing when you ever will!"

vivresavie17

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Daear — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 16:47:32 EST

It's because they're too malnourished to be able to have good posture. That takes a little bit of musculature on the frame to pull off.

Daear

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laughingacademy — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 16:17:56 EST

Can anyone explain the "editorial slouch" to me? Anyone? My mother spent a goodly portion of my childhood thwacking me between the shoulder blades and barking, "Stand up straight! You look like a turtle!" Who decided that couture was best set off by hunched shoulders?

laughingacademy

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sybann — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 16:10:06 EST

@MilointheMeadow: I wanna nom your Iggie. I haz 2.

sybann

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Bathsheba — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 16:08:49 EST

GOD! The slouchy thing loses its impact if you do it too much.

Bathsheba

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feelingHELLAmaddowy — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 15:37:15 EST

Best 45 seconds of my Monday thusfar.

Mai fave:
mai pelvis.
lemme show u it.

feelingHELLAmaddowy

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Abogada — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 15:32:03 EST

Dodai, fantastic as always. My daughters and I wait each month for LOLVogue. Love it.

Abogada

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coopergirl — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 15:30:25 EST

@stacyinbean: All you ever wanted to know about LOLCats but were afraid to ask. Got to love the Wikipedia.

And, Dodai, Moddle, freaking priceless. Love you!

coopergirl

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sybann — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 15:28:29 EST

Better than kittehs. Srsly.

sybann

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flyoverstate — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 15:26:03 EST

@princessxenu: Yes. "My back hurts!"

flyoverstate

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NinaShane — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 15:25:56 EST

I just logged on to my computer thinking: Shouldn't there be an LOLVogue soon? And here it is!!! This is by far my favorite feature on the site, and it just made my day!!! thxbai!

NinaShane

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original_lynne — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 15:25:40 EST

LOLvogue...brilliant juxtaposition. how else can you really respond to these photos?

original_lynne

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wigglepuppy — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 15:18:23 EST

anna sez i shud lern french. i try to practisse, but i am so le tard!

wigglepuppy

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vivresavie17 — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 15:16:02 EST

@ineffable.me: That makes more sense to me.

vivresavie17

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MilointheMeadow — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 15:06:42 EST

this has got to be the "segment" of Jezebel that i look forward to the most -- thank you for "Post Tits" and "Don't Tell Anna"! my love to the editors :D

MilointheMeadow

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Elin — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 15:02:47 EST

I can kiss funee editoor?

Elin

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Elin — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 15:02:11 EST

@MissSmithDrankYourVodka: I eated ur crayoola. Dey on mai Gauotieer dress nao sry
Umm...Tells Ana iz art! We vogues it!

Elin

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millerhighlife — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 14:59:56 EST

@redfem:
comment of the day!

millerhighlife

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DiffidentDolly — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 14:56:03 EST

FABULOUS!!!!!!! So funny. Is there a name for that 'pelvis out, stomach in, shoulders slouched pose'?

DiffidentDolly

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Political Party Girl — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 14:54:54 EST

Well done, Dodai.
::claps::

Political Party Girl

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westvillagegirl (exiled in chicago) — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 14:52:42 EST

@jenalicious: htttp://www.icanhascheezburger.com

westvillagegirl (exiled in chicago)

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Elevendy has a sequin for an eye — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 14:51:14 EST

@tscheese: I, too had a fit thinking about "moddle" whilst shopping for groceries.

Elevendy has a sequin for an eye

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flyoverstate — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 14:46:35 EST

I know this will show my age, but does anyone remember when models had to be....pretty? These aren't even average looking. In fact, they're kind of scary. I know it's high fashion, but still. Not just bad posture, bad everything.

flyoverstate

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ineffable.me — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 14:45:43 EST

@vivresavie17: Only some of them do, though stylists and editors don't always follow directions on this one.
Also I think in the first issue of the season they do head to toe designers and as time passes they get more relaxed about mixing and matching.

ineffable.me

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SneakingThroughTheAlleyWithLalley — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 14:44:38 EST

Soooo, is that Drew Barrymore on the cover? I'm confused... It sort of looks like her if her face was reverse-truncated.

SneakingThroughTheAlleyWithLalley

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frozenblueberries — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 14:38:35 EST

LMFAO at the "tea cozee"...

I think I'm going to print these out and glue them to the actual magazine pages when I get mine!

frozenblueberries

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vivresavie17 — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 14:35:38 EST

I think the moddles are so tard from jumping around like showponies in all previous Vogue spreads!

I just found out that all the big fashion houses (like Prada and Balenseeyagga) require their clothes to be shown only with items from the same collection, right down to the hair and makeup in some cases. Which, while understandable to a degree, I find to be stupid.

vivresavie17

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Lolotte — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 14:35:03 EST

I am distracted by the giraffe neck in the third picture down. Can't. Look. Away. How does she hold her head up?

Lolotte

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jenalicious — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 14:33:12 EST

@stacyinbean: ahhhhh its all clear now.

thank you for explaining =) I much prefer LOLVogue.

jenalicious

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KnitSandwich — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 14:28:25 EST

I really think we should start spelling "Anna" as "Ana" in dis LOLVogue.

KnitSandwich

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HidingInCanada — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 14:27:10 EST

Is that Drew Barrymore or an ALIEN on the cover?

Can I haz retouch plz?

HidingInCanada

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westendgirl — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 14:27:00 EST

Posture: You're Doing It Wrong.

westendgirl

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hello.kitty — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 14:26:46 EST

Best laugh I've had all day! Now i gotta wipe up the coke zero I spat out while LMAO.
iz i a tard dreenkink dee di-yet zoda?

hello.kitty

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AthertonMerriweather — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 14:24:20 EST

DEEZ MODDLES HAZ NO FLAVR

AthertonMerriweather

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BlondeGrlz is having a BlondeBoyz! — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 14:22:23 EST

@jenalicious: Click here if you have a lot of time to waste ONLY.

BlondeGrlz is having a BlondeBoyz!

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pureblarney — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 14:22:10 EST

Teletubby chic. Lolz.

pureblarney

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petuniacat — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 14:21:36 EST

@jenalicious: Whaaaaaa?! How have you missed out on the best site on the internetz? [icanhascheezburger.com]

Look at this, then go get youself a cheezburger.

petuniacat

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stacyinbean — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 14:21:26 EST

@jenalicious: [en.wikipedia.org]

stacyinbean

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BlondeGrlz is having a BlondeBoyz! — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 14:20:12 EST

@BaconCat: I'm in yur magizine, ruinin yur bodie image.

BlondeGrlz is having a BlondeBoyz!

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TheFormerJuneBronson — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 14:20:08 EST

Vacancy. We haz it!

TheFormerJuneBronson

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jenalicious — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 14:20:00 EST

what the hell are LOLcats??? how do i not know what this is??

regardless of my lack of knowledge of the source, still laughing at this.

jenalicious

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twobighands — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 14:19:56 EST

My first thought when I saw the tee kozee girl was Devo. That would have been much cooler than what she is actually wearing.

twobighands

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bitchyolympian — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 14:19:37 EST

iz tard jus bai lookin at dez moddles. doez they no eatz?

bitchyolympian

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MsDirector — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 14:19:23 EST

The hats picture ACTUALLY made me giggle uncontrollably, which very rarely happens.

Mah luv 4 Dodai, lemme sho u eet.

MsDirector

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BlondeGrlz is having a BlondeBoyz! — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 14:18:50 EST

I don't even care that my boss is standing behind me. This is priceless on a Monday.

BlondeGrlz is having a BlondeBoyz!

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BaconCat — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 14:18:36 EST

Fist picture: can someone tell me when plastic diapers became fashionable? Is this something I can blame on teh germannnz?

last picture: the model on the right is like 5 minutes from death. That's so disgustingly thin.

BaconCat

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naifmonger — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 14:18:32 EST

Every time I time I think about picking up an issue of Vogue at the checkout stand to browse through, I remember that Jezebel will have the LOLVogue post up soon enough and I shouldn't ruin the surprise! Excellent, as usual.

naifmonger

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badmutha — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 14:18:32 EST

Oh see, at first I thought Dodai was saying they look tard, like "frigtard." But then I saw that they were "tard." And the post-tits is hilarious. I know y'all must be giggling your asses off coming up with this stuff. Especially those hats.

badmutha

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PopCultureSavant — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 14:17:28 EST

LOL that was great

Rant: I'm not feeling Balenciaga's weird jacket+skirt+giant boot/heel floral things. Mainly because they're too distinct as to be costume-y.

PopCultureSavant

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Twilly — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 14:17:13 EST

Those oxfords in the pelvis picture are awesome. I so want.

Twilly

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Atsumi — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 14:16:02 EST

The one in "I'm tard me too" looks like Amy Winehouse.

Atsumi

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BiscuitDoughJones — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 14:14:21 EST

I'm in ur site, LOLing at ur moddles.

BiscuitDoughJones

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petuniacat — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 14:14:08 EST

@Lady Skittlehattington: Post tits is, indeed, awesome.

Thank you, ladies. A dose of lol vogue was just what I needed on this rainy, gray morning. Yes, I too am a bit tard today.

@Cry4Hemp: tard [tahrd]. Def: exhausted, as by exertion; fatigued or sleepy: a tard runner.

petuniacat

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Twilly — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 14:13:05 EST

Post Tits!

Twilly

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foree k. — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 14:12:35 EST

i love raquel zimmermann.

foree k.

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BUTTERCUPJEFFERSON — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 14:12:26 EST

LOL oh hai! i borrowed yer tea cozee

hahaaah

BUTTERCUPJEFFERSON

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Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 14:12:24 EST

This photo shoot gave me an acid flashback.

No, not really ... but it does look like the models spewed a lunch of crayolas everywhere.

Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka

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ineffable.me — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 14:12:14 EST

BEST SPELLING OF BALENCIAGA EVER.

ineffable.me

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Elephant-Island — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 14:11:54 EST

@Cry4Hemp: As in "tired."

Elephant-Island

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meaghan2k — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 14:11:36 EST

I can has mai eyez burned owt of mai hed?

meaghan2k

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brookidy — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 14:11:24 EST

None of these girls could even lift the issue.

brookidy

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stacyinbean — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 14:11:00 EST

@Cry4Hemp: Tard, as in tired in LOLcat speak.

I can has notreentz = best LOLVogue ever.

I heart Dodai.

stacyinbean

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megankills — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 14:10:14 EST

I lurve.

megankills

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wilmawonker — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 14:10:06 EST

best LOLVogue yet!

wilmawonker

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nikaoh — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 14:10:01 EST

tiyyerd

nikaoh

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redfem — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 14:10:00 EST

She IS post tits. Because she's post eating.

These models look like they're evolutionarily behind. They haven't quite gotten to the biped stage yet.

redfem

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violetbeauregarde — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 14:09:42 EST

More like: My pelvis. Lemme stab you with it. Post tits in fuckin priceless!

violetbeauregarde

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misssgolightly — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 14:09:39 EST

ahahhaha.
But seriously. "IT'S SPRING!!! TIME FOR BRIGHT COLORS AND FLORALS!!" ............ no shit.
To think I used to love this magazine and want to take over Anna Wintour's job.. (I was fourteen, don't judge).

misssgolightly

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ceejeemcbeegee — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 14:09:24 EST

Vogue can haz Keira Knightlez dopplegangerz?

ceejeemcbeegee

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PhoneticLorin — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 14:09:19 EST

@JessicaLovejoy: YES YES YES

PhoneticLorin

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tscheese — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 14:08:53 EST

This is one of the BEST features on this site. I lose my shit everytime I see these. I, too, am very tard today.

Just thinking about the word "moddle" made me bust out giggling on the bus one morning. It was very early and the bus was completely silent. I had to play it off like I was coughing.

tscheese