Sexual Chocolate: Testing The Clone-A-Willy Kit - Jezebel Comments

Sexual Chocolate: Testing The Clone-A-Willy Kit

doggotmyshoes — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 22:23:39 EST

Slut Machine you are my goddess! I'm ordering. And clearly the doggie wants a weiner, so would somebody give the dog a treat already? But yo hoho, you shoulda shaved maybe? before the thang mold? so we would see less hair follicle? I'm shaving and molding...can I share back? haha, I'm not "approved" yet. Seems I need to be quirky and quippy....

doggotmyshoes

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ULookinAtMyJunk is the Hate Mitigator — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 13:51:48 EST

Yummy...toffee...that'll work

ULookinAtMyJunk is the Hate Mitigator

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cde — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 02:08:42 EST

@ulookinatmyjunk: What about Toffee brown?

cde

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ULookinAtMyJunk is the Hate Mitigator — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 21:08:45 EST

@ceejeemcbeegee: Well, then whatever would become of black penis worship?!? Naw, I guess fleshy pink is cool; but only if it's cotton candy or bubble gum flavored. White chocolate is just plain ol' wrong.

ULookinAtMyJunk is the Hate Mitigator

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ceejeemcbeegee — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 20:33:05 EST

@ulookinatmyjunk: ... how about pink?

ceejeemcbeegee

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ceejeemcbeegee — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 20:31:26 EST

@Xavoc: Oh shit! ::laughs, snorts:: I worked at a Taco Hell in high school, and that's exactly what it looks like! ::side splitting laughter::

ceejeemcbeegee

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JWhizzite — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 13:54:16 EST

When I see that chocodick, I think of a game... "lets find the g-spot!". I'm sure it would be interesting. However, not as interesting as creating a vagina mold and watching my dog hump my boner doner's leg.

JWhizzite

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devilsrequiem — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 22:03:23 EST

u can practice oral w/ that shit yo. in my high school we has to go to the workout gym for PE currently and i call the leg abbducters and adducters vag contractors & expanders. :P

devilsrequiem

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devilsrequiem — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 22:00:53 EST

somebody needs to get that vag mold to the hospital quick!!! i think it has a MCD (mold contour disease).
PS -that's one huge curve on the chocolate dick.
PPS -does it come in dark, white, or caramel filled chocolate?

devilsrequiem

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Liz Lemon — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 19:13:12 EST

this made my friday afternoon. the look on the dog's face is priceless and i am in awe of how rad the cocklate looks.

Liz Lemon

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franceshasbeen — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 17:27:55 EST

Your dog is so cute!

franceshasbeen

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Zlevee — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 15:40:09 EST

Again, I love Slut Machine.

Zlevee

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rockogre — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 15:36:23 EST

Oh boy! That is so cool, you are truly a pioneer of educational information. I appreciate your bravery! Don't think I would be brave enought to sample the chocolate vulva though. Didn't exactly look like it came from the Hershey factory.

rockogre

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mstk — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 12:37:12 EST

Haha. I also thought the air bubble was a large off-centre clit. Did you two eat the chocolate afterwards, or were they for viewing only? I'm curious.

mstk

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mthrndr — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 11:27:54 EST

Why not use some real chocolate than the crap they sent? Also, that vag chocolate may be the grossest thing I've seen all week.

mthrndr

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nothanks — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 11:20:51 EST

im out sick with the flu from hell and this is not only cheering me up but making me lauch so hard it may actually be dislodging the evil flu crap from my lungs so thanks ... your dog is the best

nothanks

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dashenbka — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 10:37:05 EST

best. story. ever.

also -- lucky girl, judging by chocolate penis.

dashenbka

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helenahandbasket — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 09:53:49 EST

your dog is the perfect addition to that photo! and now i want a boner donor. yargh. happy leap day!

helenahandbasket

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Gann — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 09:46:18 EST

The peen definitely looks like its made out of sausage.

Gann

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mepo — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 07:22:28 EST

That was hilarious, I'm so glad you check these things out for us so that we dont have to. When I saw the 1st mold of your vagina I thought the airpocket was like a giant clitoris and thought no wonder the girl loves sex so much. Love the penis - it would be fun to eat if the choc hadn't gone kinda funky. Well done SM. Can't wait for the next edition.

mepo

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filthygorgeous — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 07:02:02 EST

amazing!

filthygorgeous

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Delilah Squid — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 06:19:37 EST

@badmutha: hee hee hee!

I am so awestruck and happily hysterical at your adventures in candy-coating your bits for our entertainment. Thank you!

So much funny up in here.

Delilah Squid

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drunkexpatwriter — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 05:23:42 EST

His dick is bigger than those of about 90 percent of the male escorts I've written ad copy for.

And they make about $500 an hour for their peens.

If he has any interest in boys he could make a fortune.

drunkexpatwriter

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Maude Lebowski — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 05:15:30 EST

lucky thing, sex and chocolate, not in that order but, god damn, his cock is mad hot, lenght ain't even the half of it..haah..er.. well the girth alone. i have to say, i'm impressed.twice. now your as for choco-coochie. that's somthing that i might snack on possibly. i'm sure it's delish. classy labia for sure.

what a hilarious story, you certainly have a way with chocolate!

Maude Lebowski

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mariamariamaria — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 03:09:19 EST

Fun fact: I had Snoop Dogg's "Sensual Seduction" playing in my head as I read this. It added to the hilarity I think!

mariamariamaria

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mariamariamaria — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 03:01:22 EST

Boner donor - BAHAHAHAHA!

This whole post is too hilarious, from name checking Edward James Olmos (who i will not be able to look at again without thinking of the choco-boner - thanks, thanks a lot) to sex toy sweatshop worker to Nelson Muntz's mom comparison - too too funny.

mariamariamaria

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Purrrz — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 01:56:59 EST

At first I thought the air bubble was the clit, and I thought Ohmygawd, that poor poor girl!
Very funny. Nice manicure, too!

Purrrz

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missything — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 01:30:19 EST

Hilarious, yes. Now please get to work and REALLY clone that dick! Damn!
(Frankly, when you posted from Las Vegas and included a picture of the fake tux shirt/ Hush Puppies guy who you boned I doubted your taste in men. But..after seeing the chocopeen, I simply say that if that's the sort of thing you're used to identifying, collecting, enjoying, and tagging to release back in the wild on a regular basis, I stand very much corrected.)

missything

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evangeline — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 00:49:27 EST

No warning needed for me. It said clone a willy. so I saved it until I got home. Hilarious. Totally worth the wait.

evangeline

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ULookinAtMyJunk is the Hate Mitigator — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 00:24:20 EST

@ceejeemcbeegee: Nothing should come in white chocolate. Not even for the sake of political correctness...white chocolate's naassty.

ULookinAtMyJunk is the Hate Mitigator

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cheera — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 00:24:12 EST

Every time I lose faith in the internets, Slut Machine manages to make posts that more or less read HANG IN THERE...WHILE I BLOW THIS GUY REAL QUICK.

cheera

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trikkedaddy — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:51:52 EST

OMG, I am cracking up big time here!

trikkedaddy

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gordiva — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:31:05 EST

Tracie, your dog in the picture...!!! you are crazy nutty that is too funny. i think you should become a preacher, you would be very amusing to listen to.

gordiva

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LipstickLibrarian — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:24:10 EST

103 comments and no mention of Chocolate Salty Balls!

LipstickLibrarian

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pureblarney — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:14:35 EST

His dick is pretty! I approve.

pureblarney

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coykoi — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:12:21 EST

I'm surprised the chocolate penis is so alluring to everyone! is it the penis itself, or the fact that it's chocolate? a combination of the two? I work in a small chocolate shop, and we happen to have a lollipop mold of a thick, veiny penis... which has never been used, unfortunately. My boss loves to pull it out and threaten to make penis pops, but she never goes through with it. I don't understand why not.. Tacky as hell, but it'd be fun! I guess northern New England is too Yankee cranky for gourmet chocolate penises. But honestly, why buy the mold if you're not going to make cock pops?

coykoi

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feminatheism — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:07:39 EST

Looooove this. I wanna know how the conversation went when you proposed this experiment to your boner doner.

feminatheism

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BAngieB — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:02:08 EST

Vulgar.

BAngieB

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fashionably-challenged — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:01:17 EST

yes, the edward james olmos reference made me slightly queasy. i can't look at his face for more than 2 seconds in "selena"

fashionably-challenged

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richcreamerybutter — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 21:43:00 EST

@littlebunnyfoofoo: Cynthia Plaster Caster cast my friend. He said it wasn't a "good" day.

richcreamerybutter

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BicSharpie — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 21:29:55 EST

I don't throw this complement around a lot, but you've got some pretty classy looking labia.

BicSharpie

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Mica — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 21:27:56 EST

Oh. My. Gawd. My ex and I tried the clone-a-willie kit once. (To make a latex toy for me!) Anyway, it was like 80 bucks. We mixed up the stuff, poured it into the mold thing... aaaaannd his grandmother's voice comes on over the answering machine. Needless to say, he got soft pretty freakin quickly and by the time that old hag shut up and I got it hard again the mix was too hard! I thought he was gonna break his cock off trying to stick it in there. Lmfao. Omg... That was bad.

Oh course, somewhere in the course of the ritual "give each other the post-breakup box of stuff" I realized I would have had to return his cloned penis had this thing worked. That would have been just too funny.

Mica

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pazhman — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 21:14:11 EST

L M A O!!!! The vag doesn't look NORMAL at all. As for the peni colada...no comment.

pazhman

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MiseAmiee — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 20:55:05 EST

can I just say diggobick.

MiseAmiee

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cde — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 20:53:56 EST

On second note, that's not curved, that's crooked..

cde

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MsFeasance — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 20:43:57 EST

@Archetype, spamanda, XDoctor: Really? On a post referencing a device called the Clone-a-Willy? What did you think it was going to do, make a scale model of Bill Clinton?

MsFeasance

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annejumps — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 20:07:37 EST

@mollsmolls: Why? Is it from being near the nurses? LOL.

annejumps

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XDoctor — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 19:56:37 EST

Damn. Can we be sure and tag these NSFW from now on?

XDoctor

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Oface — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 19:55:15 EST

With a penis that size of course.

Oface

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Oface — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 19:54:49 EST

air bubble looks like you gots tha herp.

Chocolate peener.....OOOOOH. Yummah. You're a very lucky gal. He have a brother? Willing to come to Nashville?

Oface

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Lady Skittlehattington — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 19:54:43 EST

Now, is the dog to scale?

Lady Skittlehattington

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happyhaggis — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 19:51:05 EST

I am crying laughing at this! I love the matter of fact reporting style....brilliant.

happyhaggis

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Kevin Kelly — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 19:48:25 EST

Both arousing AND disturbing at the same time! Where's the ChocoBoobs Kit?

Kevin Kelly

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PaisleyPajamas — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 19:43:51 EST

I had to hold the shovel up to my crotch for four minutes..

This is one of those sentences that stands alone and is fucking funny as all hell. How would you ever guess you would read that...anywhere?...ever?

PaisleyPajamas

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skyscraper143 — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 19:37:16 EST

My goodness, that's a gorgeous weiner. You, however, might want to get that "air bubble" looked at. ;)

skyscraper143

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icarusprime — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 19:31:34 EST

OMG! LOL! and yes the dog adjacent pic is the best part. LOL!

icarusprime

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diptutod — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 19:18:54 EST

slut machine, you are amazing.

diptutod

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Xavoc — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 19:08:08 EST

@Brianne: Uhm, you place your bits on a liquid mold, then when that dries you pour melted chocolat into the mold.

Unfortunately in this case it looks like secretely replaced the chocolate with evacuated taco bell waste instead.

Xavoc

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VagPirate — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 19:06:13 EST

GAWD: when have I last laughed that loud?

Come on, Slut Machine, do another 'gina mold. I want some chocolate accuracy.

VagPirate

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biancajames — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 19:05:59 EST

wow, that is a nice piece of cocklate! I'm jealous!

biancajames

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Sev — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 19:03:33 EST

That is quite the nice peen. Nom nom nom indeed

Sev

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Moimeme — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 19:02:55 EST

Wow - it's a lovely peen - congrats!!

Moimeme

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Spaceboy — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 19:00:45 EST

eww the chocodick looks like it's made of ground beef, and the vagina looks like an anus.

Spaceboy

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Brianne — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 18:54:22 EST

Wouldn't chocolate on your chooch just irritate the poor thing? I'd hate washing that out.

Brianne

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Xavoc — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 18:54:05 EST

@SqueakyGasket: Laws of physics regarding displacement of fluid would disagree. The process is a very messy one.

@Antonella: Theoretically she could also be dating Beaker.

Xavoc

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Antonella — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 18:48:49 EST

@Xavoc:

Well, she ain't datin' Beaker.

Antonella

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Antonella — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 18:47:35 EST

Is the chockcock shot on the right with the dog adjacent supposed to show size to scale and/or by comparison?

Antonella

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SqueakyGasket — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 18:46:33 EST

I'd totally do the cooter mold one, but I'd probably set it down on a chair and squat. At least then the squidge would be minimized.

SqueakyGasket

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Perogies — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 18:40:12 EST

The chocolates probably weren't expired. The white stuff is called bloom and it's caused by temperature fluctuations and usually disappears when your melting it.

Perogies

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katastic — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 18:37:55 EST

Put your chocolate where your mouth is...

hehehehe.

katastic

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mildretard — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 18:35:17 EST

Mine ends where his bends.

mildretard

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ManhattanManHatin' — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 18:35:10 EST

Your pussy is so much cuter than mine, Slut Machine...

ManhattanManHatin'

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misssgolightly — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 18:29:08 EST

LMAO this was my favorite Jezebel post ever. I laughed out loud like twelve times. On a related note, SM, can you update your blog more?

misssgolightly

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snidelywhiplash — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 18:27:18 EST

Eechh...I'm pretty nondiscriminating when it comes to little chocolate pussies, but...I'm not so sure about that one. Guess we'll have to take your word on how the real thing looks, eh? ;P

Also, if you should lose your mind and decide to do this again, you might wanna use a better grade of chocolate, or something.

snidelywhiplash

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Xavoc — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 18:25:15 EST

@Sophie: You're dating Gonzo?

Xavoc

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Sophie — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 18:22:53 EST

I'm currently dating a man who is shaped like the letter 'J'. Very nice man but...a 'J' hooked penis? Not my preference. I've never stared at a penis pic before but that specimen is mesmerizing. :sigh:

Sophie

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Melistic — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 18:21:56 EST

"My vulva came out looking like a diseased turd". Hysterical!! Also, that is a rather lovely choco-wang, and your puppy is adorable.

Melistic

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ceejeemcbeegee — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 18:20:44 EST

@nodoubt9203: agreed. I wouldn't kick him out of bed for that!

ceejeemcbeegee

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vivalabridgetta does not know her craft — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 18:18:18 EST

*crosses legs at the thought of the imitation chocolate getting near her vadge*

I actually thought that the results would look prettier.

vivalabridgetta does not know her craft

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nodoubt9203 [אִיזָבֶל] — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 18:15:27 EST

@ceejeemcbeegee: yeah it's not huge or anything but it's still a nice specimen.

nodoubt9203 [אִיזָבֶל]

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ceejeemcbeegee — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 18:13:06 EST

hmmm.... I see penis size is very subjective....

ceejeemcbeegee

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Mr-Giggles — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 18:12:07 EST

@stacyinbean: You Rang?

Mr-Giggles

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DontFearTheReaper — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 18:07:53 EST

@slutmachine-If that mold is anywhere near accurate, I'd be surprised if you aren't bow-legged.

DontFearTheReaper

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DontFearTheReaper — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 18:06:51 EST

You know the dog is saying: WTF is up with these crazy humans?!?

DontFearTheReaper

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BeachLover420 — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 18:06:29 EST

SM, Thanks for making my day......still laughing....

BeachLover420

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Whitney's Black Best Friend — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 18:05:48 EST

Your bathroom definetly bears resemblance to the infamous pic of Whitney Houston's bathroom. Maybe she was just making choco-peens too?

@JessicaLovejoy: Highlights for Adults!

Whitney's Black Best Friend

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ANoel — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 18:02:17 EST

Your Bonor Donor friend could make BIG BUCKS with that thing.
My God!
It's apparently bigger than a dog or a lawn elf!

ANoel

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ForeverBlueGirl — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 18:01:54 EST

Yeah your dude definitely came out ahead on the chocolate mold results. Diseased turd, I was rolling on the floor.

ForeverBlueGirl

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ForeverBlueGirl — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 18:01:23 EST

OMG traumatized dog!

ForeverBlueGirl

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langtry — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 18:00:33 EST

Slut Machine:

The expression on your dog's face in that last photo is priceless!

langtry

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iluvbacon — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:59:48 EST

I am disappointed in the chocolate vadge. I thought that might be a funny suprise for my husband for our milestone anniversary but now I think not so much. I like the candle idea but I doubt he would like watching his wax penis melt into a puddle. That might ruin the mood.

iluvbacon

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J.D.Regent — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:58:41 EST

Definitely one for the hall of fame. I want to eat one! But not with that nasty chocolate.

J.D.Regent

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SniperAndAPastryChef — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:57:31 EST

So awesome. What about chocolate boobies? I think that would we way easier, and probably a lot cuter in chocolate form. (I mean vaginas are totally cute, I just don't think 3-D chocolate is the ideal medium in which to capture their appeal).

SniperAndAPastryChef

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flyoverstate — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:56:24 EST

Slut Machine: In the interest of going above and beyond for journalistic purposes....Just what kind of award could you be eligible for after this project? Pulitzer wouldn't work. Neither would a Peabody. Surely there's something. Anybody willing to get that...gooey... should be nominated for something.

flyoverstate

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homerjay — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:55:20 EST

@Archetype: You seriously needed a NSFW tag with that headline?

homerjay

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cde — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:55:18 EST

I can't believe I'm reading this, with pictures, at work.... Oh My...

cde

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motokitty — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:54:19 EST

Thank you for this - I needed a good laugh! Chocolate peen = good, chocolate vulva = not so good. Love the dog in the background.

motokitty

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flyoverstate — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:53:37 EST

Funny. But I am never, ever going to put that stuff anywhere near my private parts. Too much trouble, and I don't really want a replica of that particular part of my anatomy.

flyoverstate

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nodoubt9203 [אִיזָבֶל] — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:52:46 EST

@dirtyfez: haha i vote for it to be called chocopeen

nodoubt9203 [אִיזָבֶל]

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brendastarlet — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:50:34 EST

My ribs hurt from laughing.

brendastarlet

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dirtyfez — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:49:01 EST

Oh, Slut Machine. The things you do for us!

How does the chocopeen taste?

dirtyfez

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nodoubt9203 [אִיזָבֶל] — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:48:31 EST

omg send me some of that dick chocolate.

nodoubt9203 [אִיזָבֶל]

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mollsmolls — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:47:50 EST

@cellardoor:
re: Boner Donor -
One of my mom's friends is a nurse, and apparently a LOT of guys accidentally get hard when they're drawing blood.
The nurses call them Boner Donors.

mollsmolls

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bananaballs — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:47:30 EST

is that a bite taken out of the head?

bananaballs

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Xavoc — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:47:26 EST

Right, so the parts left out are where you cut the tube to 'size' including how to build in a bend where necessary.

But yeah, the description of attempting this is dead-on accurate of how difficult it really is to do. Staying utterly erect, while waiting for this cool tube of goop to shove your shaft into, then the cold hitting you (and you know what that does to a guy...) and... Well I imagine it works better if you're a shower instead of a grower.

BTW you can purchase more molding material at your local craft store. it's the same stuff they they use to do castings of hands and what not for plaster casting. I recommend buying the small bucket of it ahead of time.

Xavoc

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spamanda — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:46:49 EST

aaaahhh! NSFW! I suppose I should have expected that.... lol...

spamanda

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AbbyNormal — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:46:45 EST

Arts and crafts! This was freaking hilarious. The Nelson Muntz's mom reference made my day.

AbbyNormal

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JessicaLovejoy: Wanton Trollop — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:46:25 EST

No, seriously, I keep coming back to look at the dog picture and I am laughing so. hard. It looks like a weird version of the "look for the differences!" picture games in Highlights magazine.

JessicaLovejoy: Wanton Trollop

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momservo — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:45:17 EST

Cynthia Plaster Caster :
[www.metrotimes.com]

momservo

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shewar — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:45:14 EST

The choco-peener looks like it wants to waltz with the choco-vadge. That is the curviest dick I've ever seen...hot.

shewar

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badmutha — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:44:55 EST

Very funny. And the dog is totally thinking "I can haz peen?"

badmutha

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ExtensionOfBob — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:44:49 EST

That was an amazing way to end my day. Thank you!

ExtensionOfBob

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blackbirdfly — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:44:31 EST

Yay for "Sexual Chocolate" references.

blackbirdfly

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olivia2.0 — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:43:57 EST

AHAHHAHAAH - your dog is adorable and looks vaguely menacing, like she has been waiting all morning for you to pull that out of the fridge and now she is going to attack you for it. This look in her eye + the tale of her donor boner humping = she is perhaps a canine baby slut machine?

olivia2.0

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nowhitney — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:42:35 EST

ugh.

nowhitney

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littlebunnyfoofoo — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:42:15 EST

Cynthia Plaster Caster! Wasn't there an exhibit of her rock star weiner castings at some point?

Also, I love the doggie. Nom nom nom on the pup and the peen.

littlebunnyfoofoo

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momservo — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:41:51 EST

Sweet gnome!

The peen is nice too, however I would demand my money back from the chocolate vulva company.

momservo

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Zaxxon Q Blaque — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:41:22 EST

I seriously ROFL'ed all through this little journey. BTW, you're curvy friend there is HUGE! O_O

Zaxxon Q Blaque

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edgyspice — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:41:09 EST

Bahahahahaha Edward James Olmos. I simultaneously shuddered and LAFFO'ed.

edgyspice

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jewess — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:40:16 EST

diseased turd!!! literal lol.

jewess

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searched.and.seized — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:39:40 EST

Slut Machine -- taking investigative journalism to a entirely different level.... In a I-can't-believe-I'm-still-reading-this-but-it's-bizarrely-intriguing-and-insanely-amusing kind of way!

searched.and.seized

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not.a.clever.name — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:39:16 EST

Such a cute doggie! And I use Smith's rosebud salve, too.

Also, hilarious. Just what I needed as I sit her and wait for the phone to ring.

not.a.clever.name

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TruculentandUnreliable — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:38:57 EST

But it was just the willy. And it wasn't chocolate.

TruculentandUnreliable

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stacyinbean — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:38:41 EST

@cellardoor: boner donor = best phrase of my life

stacyinbean

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clitoryss — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:38:40 EST

i don't think i've laughed this much in days and days. "diseased turd" lololol. ok!

also? that is one nice peener right there. rawr!

clitoryss

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BlondeGrlz — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:38:24 EST

Whats wrong with chocolate easter rabbits?

I totally would have gotten frustrated and just eated all the little chocolate circles instead of making choco-genitals.

BlondeGrlz

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Alara — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:38:11 EST

Your dog is totally scoping out that choco dick in the last pic. lol

Alara

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stacyinbean — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:38:09 EST

oh christ, I'm in a fit of giggles and tears now. Nice cock, is that solid chocolate or is it hollow?

stacyinbean

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kristincredible — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:38:07 EST

What a great pick-me-up story. Two things:
1) Boner donor = going in my dictionary, now.
2) Your dog is adorable.

kristincredible

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CollegeCamel — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:37:55 EST

whoa...curvy is right.....

CollegeCamel

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TruculentandUnreliable — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:37:55 EST

You guys...we totally did this for Christmas.

It didn't really work out that well, actually.

TruculentandUnreliable

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ceejeemcbeegee — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:37:25 EST

Does it come in white chocolate?

ceejeemcbeegee

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pink_orchid_martini — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:37:08 EST

MADE.MY.DAY. i love science

pink_orchid_martini

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JessicaLovejoy: Wanton Trollop — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:37:05 EST

I love the one where the dog wandered in!

JessicaLovejoy: Wanton Trollop

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TheFormerJuneBronson — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:35:48 EST

Best laugh I've had in months!

TheFormerJuneBronson

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The HZA — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:35:07 EST

The dog in the background makes me laugh.

The HZA

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katastic — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:34:19 EST

Wow, the penis is surprisingly lifelike.

katastic

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Archetype — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:34:18 EST

WHOA I needed a NSFW warning.

Archetype