<![CDATA[Reader Roundup - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> Yep, I loved the barn comment as well. Very apt.

oliveyou

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @AbbyNormal: Oh that's funny. Can you see some dude's face? He'd be all "WTF?"

@blondegrlz: The thing about cows is that they are just not very bright, and have been domesticated precisely because they give the milk for free. SO what would daddy say to that!?

badmutha

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @notaclevername: @harperleebowitz: What about some sort of cow time-share system, so you don't have to pay for a whole cow yourself? Hee.

I beleive my exact 16-year old response to my dad was "Are you comparing me to livestock or calling me fat? Jeez!"

BlondeGrlz is having a BlondeBoyz!

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @badmutha: !!! Or that witch's cackle from the little hanging halloween toy. Behold the Vagina of Doom! Beware the VoD! Abandon hope all who enter here. (whom?)

Oh, there's prolly something wrong with me.

AbbyNormal

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @tscheese: Add me to the number who thought the barn door comment was well played.

harperleebowitz

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @blondegrlz: I was in the loo the other day when it hit me that the buying the cow analogy can go the other way. why worry about the absurd wedding cost and stress when i'm already getting all the partnered, live-in perks of a wife? I win! He gets the milk, I get the barn and we all just squeal in delight. oink, oink, jezzie comrades.

Beets.Go.On

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @blondegrlz: Yes, but who says the cow is for sale? Or that the cow doesn't want to keep her milk. Or isn't happy sharing it without paying a fee, huh?

@aspiringexpatriate: That's hilarious.

not.a.clever.name

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @AbbyNormal: Can you imagine, instead of "moooo," that when it opens up there is this "Ahhhhhaaaggggghhhhh" like a Mummy? THAT is what the vagina of doom sounds like sister.

badmutha

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> My father has totall used the horse/barn analogy in my past.
His other favorite is "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?"
Yeah, he's an old white Republican.

BlondeGrlz is having a BlondeBoyz!

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @BiscuitDoughJones: And why you should always keep a close eye on pigs. Because they're always up to something.

I did catch the comrade comment. I'm just a bit slow today.

Lady Skittlehattington

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> Was yesterday the "Tupperware Vagina of Doom" comment? 'Cause if that didn't win, it should have. Do they do retroactive CotD? I keep thinking next year I can be a new Marvel Comic character called "Vagina of Doom."

badmutha

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> Here's the thing about the barnyard analogy, when you close the doors again, the horse is still gone.

I mean, you have machines that you can put in the barn, and you can always get new horses....

Yeah, I got lost somewhere.

aspiringexpatriate

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @BiscuitDoughJones: Some farm analogies are more equal than other farm analogies.

hortense

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> Yay, it's back! I didn't have any closure yesterday, and it was like y'all were hurting me, and it really hurt.

@BiscuitDoughJones: I also love barnyard analogies. I'm gonna equip my barndoors with that recording from the Fisher Price barn, with the cow's "moooooooo!" Ya know, so there won't be any more mishaps. Such as.

AbbyNormal

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @Lady Skittlehattington: Truthfully, I only like farm analogies that teach me about the dangers of Communism.

BiscuitDoughJones

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @BiscuitDoughJones: And don't forget the vast array of metaphors to be found in farming equipment. Augers are very, very dirty. And should always be put away in the barn when you're done with them.

Lady Skittlehattington

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @Archetype: I think Miss Jessica was out yesterday, I didn't see anything else from her either, which was disappointing seeing as the worsties were out in full force yesterday...

stacyinbean

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> Ha, all I can think about is my mama asking me if I was raised in a barn when I left the door open as a kid.

DorothyZbornak

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> hey, religious right, are you listening? For those who did not heed the "spittle in the glass" warning, the "barn door analogy" should follow. Tell the kids!

takeitasred

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @myrtlebeachbum: Love you back!

It was just a flash. I'm usually not so 'on'. Still flattered to receive this distinguished award!

lurkystars

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> I lol'd at the horse/barn thing. The commenter was being deliberately abstruse. It was well-played.

tscheese

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> @Lady Skittlehattington: Farm animals give every metaphor that extra something-special, eh, comrade?

BiscuitDoughJones

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> That lurkystars is so lippy, y'all. I love her!

myrtlebeachbum

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> Aw, I love the worst comment! I thought it was funny!

NatalyaPetrovna

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> lol @ horse/barn thing. it makes sense...in a half-baked sorta way.

nodoubt9203

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> I'm a fan of barnyard analogy.

Lady Skittlehattington

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> Well deserved on both counts.

violetbeauregarde

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> I'm sorry but I'm still laughing out loud about the "Worst" comment. That was gold pure gold.

HoldenCaulfieldsSister

]]> <![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> Yay for best comment - I knew that would get it.

What happened to the Reader Roundup yesterday?

I thought it was a daily thang.

Archetype

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