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Tall_Blonde

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> He's freakin Australian.........what part of Europe is that? *LOL*

Tall_Blonde

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> Alex reminds me of all the times my mother told me not to make a face like that - or it would freeze.....much to my horror, I can now see that my mother was right.....

Tall_Blonde

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> @SandPaper: It's even more stupid since Johann is a Germanic name.

Kali Mama

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> And the cook (Bethenny---oh-so-unique spelling) states she lives in a LUXURY building. Um, it looks to me from the outside shots that she lives in Dormandy, I meant normandy in the east 90s. If that's luxury, that I'm almost there.

kitkatsplash

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> "When good money happens to bad people"

kitkatsplash

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> these women are standing side by side with I love Miss New York I see lots of things wrong with this show
1.who would pay for air time for something so trashy
2.Miss Kansas that shopping spree should have been at your local dentist
3.and yes Simon is a d**k eater
4.if you have that kind of money you would think they(all the girls would drive better cars)not
5.the twelve year old looks twenty-one
6.stop forcing the child on her step-father
7.the cook just need to leave the show so that she will not make a fool out of herself or her boyfriend
leave good enough alone
8.wanna be good mom leave the girl alone
9.for all of the women please do some black belt shopping with some of that money or hire a personal stylist
10.cut off demin shorts left with Welcome Back Carter
oh will what did I expect of New York Trash













ny101cutie

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> I totally get gay and twisted. she is just a cornfed girl who watched too much Sex and the City and now she thinks she is living the fab Carrie Bradshaw life. I think those two wree the biggest poseur of them all - that's saying a lot considering the other case members who should have been cast as the Housewives of south shore Long Island.

cparkeast

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> I figured it out... he's gay, and he not only wanted two little children to raise French, but he also likes to play with Barbie dolls, so he went out and found himself one... good for him.

I Shot the Sheriff

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> those. people. suck.

captMeat

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> Nicole Kidman, your ,malformed twin is calling....

nice ass though.

Spaceboy

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> I don't get a gay vibe from him really...all I know is that if you're going to say something like "he's my stylist" (or whatever she said about them being each other's stylist)...you should, like, look good. Otherwise...not a good ad for your stylist. So fix the hair. Please?

AllergyQueen!

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> Just a guess here about the hubster and the kiddie's names..........South African.........Johan & Francois totes SA.

BeachLover420

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> @onesong: Yes. Rich people who have black cards can afford better than the corner nail place that has Ace of Base videos and copies of Lucky that are two years old.

hamburgerhotdog

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> @hamburgerhotdog: what other kind of pedis are there? also, honestly, i think he's straight and they're cute together--sure, they're implying codependancy here, but they're really only touching on two things they like to share.

onesong

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> was that a dress or a pant suit? The design was a black and gold star burst pattern, but the star bursts were eminating from her vadge in the front and her arse in the back. WTF?

Au pair was a cutie.

Blucheez

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> He must be straight: no gay guy would approve of those outfits she was trying on!

cynicchick

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> My gaydar is usually infallible, but he's totally throwing me off with the craptastic clothing selection and bad hair. Can't use the 'mo-rific bathing suit as a guide because he's European. All things considered, I'm going to go with my first impression. Which is that he TOTALLY gets the primo glory holes in the park restrooms after he busts out that adorable accent.

Now I simply MUST watch every episode of this show, by the way. Thanks a lot.

Snarky1

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> @ivanabtaken: With names like, Francois and Johan, they will be fine.

neeners28

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> @BrooklynBeats: oh man I grew up in Park Slope on President and 6th. I went to PS 321 for elementary and TOTALLY remember all the lesbians and crunchy food co-op moms. I mean for the most part 7th ave. hasn't really changed in that aspect but when I go back to the old neighborhood I don't even recognize it anymore. It's all commerical and pretentious. It makes me sad.

Bianca_Cheri

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> @ciaomanhattan:

They aren't shopping in Brooklyn. They're in a boutique in Gustavia in St. Barths. That's why the clothes are so hideous. They're "island resort" clothes.

jesspgh

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> I am so stoked for this!

To be fair to the thong-clad family, they were wearing way more than most of the other jaunty, frolicking rich families I saw on that same beach not too long ago. Though they seem pretty insufferable, I expect they will be the most fun to watch compared with the other housewives for this season.

jesspgh

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> Sad. Truly sad...flashing your titanium card as though it is your proudest accomplishment in life.

Hate shallow folks.

telenot

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> I'm from Kansas. And I live in Brooklyn. Sadly, not in a million dollar townhouse though. I've obviously been doing something wrong.

AndYourLittleDogToo

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> I don't get gay. European, of course, and fabulously rich, but not gay.

Besides, sexuality is more complicated than picking out a gold handbag for a woman, can we agree on that?

smopenna

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> @AuntieMame: People have no idea, about Brooklyn. Egad, I have no idea where she could possibly be shopping. I love Bird and Dear Feildbinder, but methinks my two bedroom doesn't entitle me to know. That's only for twonhouse money.

ciaomanhattan

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> Going on TV so you can brag about your money, children, money, clothes, holidays, and money makes you a bitch. No exceptions.

gobblegirl

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> seems that this woman was DESPERATE to get out of Kansas, but the kansas has clearly not left her.

Francoise and Johan? WTF???

thatgirlinnewyork

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> Ann Coulter, anyone?

LadyChatterley

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> i am SO mad because my cable company took away BRAVO from basic cable. DISRESPECT. i'm thinking about paying extra for it.

in the meantime, I miss out on ALL the housewives and project runway.

*tear*

bigtittiecommittee

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> I agree!!!!! The tall one looks OK, the countess I think. But I would totally trip them if I saw them walking by.
@flipflopmama:


ampg

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> Just because you rich doesn't disqualify you from stupidity or absurdity. This show is sure to prove it.

geerays

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> The nail in his totally-gay coffin? The cute French au pair. You KNOW bitch wouldn't be hiring her if her husband were actually hetero.

Five O'Clock World

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> Their sons will end up being like Joran van der Sloot

EazyE

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> @lizaownstheworld: Yeah, the lady from Kansas is such a wannabe. She wants sooo desperately to be in the innermost circles of society that she apes (poorly) what she believes are the lifestyles of the "privileged."

glamzonhobbitfeet

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> AHAHAHA! I saw this and was counting down to when Jezebel would cover it! Yea, homeboy is the sweetness! Don't hurt em!

glamzonhobbitfeet

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> @notaclevername: I just think it's funny when the kids can just speak in French around their parents like a secret language or, as teens, curse out their parents in French without them knowing what they're saying.

@lawyergay: Maybe it was one of those websites for super-rich men to seek out hot wives-to-be.

beatrice3000

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> OMG HE IS SO FRIKKIN GAY. luckily, she's a man...

missything

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> The NYC women make me yearn for the OC show anyday. The OC ladies are just better looking. Call me shallow.

flipflopmama

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> Why do these rich women have such tacky-ass style?? Bottega Veneta, ladies. Look into it.

Lame gold. Stay away from it.

tastidelighttonight

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> @beatrice3000: and naming their kids Johann and Francois-- even though neither one is German or French. Weird.

PhillyLass

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> best part of this clip is the fact that this lady from kansas named her kid's johann and francois. i feel like naming your kids as if they were french and/or hiring a french au pair so that they can grow up speaking french kind of takes the whole "desperate to be sophisticated" thing to a new level.

lizaownstheworld

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> @AuntieMame: Are you kidding? Brooklyn? (Like it makes a difference)...more importantly...you live nearby? How unfortunate.

Either way--when that blond bitch said, I.don't.EVER.want to live in the suburbs"--hideous face--I knew I'd have to tune in. I love the city too, but this show....

Jesus they make me envy the license to be so obnoxious (if I had that much wiggle room, I'd only abuse it occasionally, I swear!) beyond what I've got words to describe. I always wonder if they act extra bitchy for the benefit of the cameras (or the audience) or if they're edited that way...

Or if those women are REALLY that painfully obliviously "We're American/NYC royalty" trashy and nasty. I liked how, aside from the blond bitch, in the commercial one woman is talking about how she watches her maid "do the heavy lifting" and all the work while she's packing for vacation, like it's something to be proud of. (Again--makes me wonder how manufactured this crap is...)

marie123

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> qu'est-ce que c'est, visual merchandising?

midnightecho

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> I remember Bethenny from The Apprentice: Martha Stewart. She annoyed me for some reason.

SisterHavana

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> Truely sophisticated folks do not want to be on television. Only wanabees would be on that show.
More important point is that the nanny is way too cute to have around a straight husband.


Marikins

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> Oh my God.

Their children are named Johann and François.

That is all.

veraikon

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> Don't you mean "gay, married, or taken"?

iamtrex

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> Oh, God, every time I see a promo for that show I fear that my head will burst from the rage and horror. "'eal Housewives" my pasty white, Queens-based ass.

laughingacademy

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> um I thought she looked really good in that first dress she tried on. yes it was like attack of the spangly stripes but it was flattering and they seem like they'd have a good time whenever she wore it out.

meaverly (rhymes with "beverly")

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> @notaclevername: That's right; I au paired for over a year in Germany, and the rule was that the kids and I spoke English together, and the kids and their parents spoke German. It's fun to ask them in one language to ask something of someone else (in another language) and watch them translate on the spot. Fun, and amazing.

Re: the thong/speedo: they're in St. Barths, they're allowed to act more European there, and clearly they love playing that role. I didn't get "gay" from him so much as retired Eurotrash, which if it isn't a deal to the missus, who cares?

I'd babysit for them on the au pair's night off.

meaverly (rhymes with "beverly")

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> @Make It Work: Yes she was! I was also happy to see Martha Stewart apprentice alum Leslie Sanchez the other day weighing in on latino support for Hillary on MSNBC. Glad these women have really made it! I miss that show.

mojohnston

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> @AuntieMame: I hope you have a digital camera and a good supply of fresh batteries! (Nice name, by the way.)

Auntie_Meme

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> If they are "each other's stylists," then they should both be fired.

NicoleItchy

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> I imagine he is from Essex, in the UK, cos he is dressing his wife like Essex Girl, to the nth power-designer labels, glitzy bags, tacky prints, and no style whatsoever.

SleeplessNights

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> Whats up with these housewife show hubbys named Simon??

redvwbug

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> @lawyergay: I can totally see that....

missdelite

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> I just commented on this show in another forum...it amazes me how much plastic surgery and tanning these people do for themselves, and then get their panties in a bunch when one of their kids wants to tattoo.

For christsakes, they consider IMPLANTS to be a rite of passage, yet think tattoos are a moral sin?

richcreamerybutter

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> @PinkSoxHat: *sigh*. Sometimes I wish I wasn't quite so good at that game.

TakeBackWhatYouSaidAboutThor

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> Is she sure that a French au pair is the best thing for her kids education or for her wallet? I wonder if she ever considered a fully qualified nanny?

sinbad20

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> He's not gay. His taste is too bad.

Entonces is ironing your dumb ass

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> @ExtensionOfBob: The French thing doesn't bother me. Although isn't it far more practical to have your kids learn Spanish? I've always wished I took my Spanish classes more seriously.

PinkSoxHat

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> @Make It Work: OH MY GOD THANK YOU! Thats been bothering me for a few days and I was far too lazy to look it up.

PinkSoxHat

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> @charlotte corday: Ditto. They didn't really rub me the wrong way.

If I had money and kids, I would want my kids to speak French, even though I'm only fluent in Frenglish.

And if I had her body, I would wear butt floss.

I would not wear anything else they pick out, though. Slight shudder.

ExtensionOfBob

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> Bethenny was on The Apprentice, right?

TakeBackWhatYouSaidAboutThor

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> speedo, check. gaudy gold purse, check. disco pastels, check. def. not gay

scotchandsoda

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> She (and her hair!!) bothered me, but he seemed gay and fabulous which are two traits I always enjoy. Do we really think he's European (slight British accent?) or does he just want to be so badly that he's faking it?

Also, they need to go get Lasik (together) or something before they go shopping (together) next time. Not so keen on the outfit choices.

OhhYeah

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> meh, i had a fashion designer bf (english) who's straight, and he was great to shop with. i don't get the gay vibe from simon.

and while vapid, these two seem ok and harmless, so i'm not going to snipe. however, i will just never understand what it is that drives people (who don't need the money) to put themselves on tv.

Charlotte Corday

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> @lawyergay: i concur.

Jezebabe

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> @Political Party Girl: Yes!! This bothered me, too! Crotch explosion!!

pinkhearts

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> Sooooo many things wrong with this:

1. I thought that "housewife" means that you stay at home and not work. But this woman does. How is she a "housewife"?

2. Johan and Francois? An "au pair" from France? They live in Brooklyn and they think it's the best idea that their kids' second language be French? How ridiculous. How much you want to bet neither of these two fools speak a word of French.

3. Butt-floss: do not want. Please, keep your skinny middle aged white ass to yourself.

4. They met in an "international dating site". For the love of God, it just gets better!!!

5. This man is totes gay.

6. Do people in reality shows never realize that they are making a fool of themselves? Ever?

Jezebabe

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> "We met on an international dating website."=I used to be/probably still am a prostitute.

lawyergay

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> i don't think this was actually the premiere episode though... it was also on last month following the finale of Real Housewives of OC. This is more like ANTM "meet the contestants" episode or whatever

sexandphilosophy

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> That first long dress she tried on was AWFUL! The pattern was basically emanating from her crotch. It's like she had a vadge of gold or something and rays of light were bouncing off of it!

Political Party Girl

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> @Sugarless: The au pair speaks French. I've actually heard it's better if one caregiver speaks one language and another caregiver speaks another, i.e., parents speak English and au pair speaks only French. It helps kids learn, OK, mommy and daddy talk this way; nanny talks this way. Otherwise, they think English and French are all one jumbledy language.

Of course, I heard this from an engineer who read it somewhere, so I can't actually back this up with any kind of scientific data. It was just idle bar chit chat among friends.

not.a.clever.name

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> Ho to the Mo

BrwnGrlWithFreckles

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> Q: DOES ANYONE know how much this guy makes a year to rake more than 250,000 charges on Black AMex card?

jewelsdesigns

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> Johann? Francois?!? Wow, money does not buy class...or acceptance by the French.

SandPaper

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> I do not even know what I'd do if my man evaluated my clothing to such an extreme. My man has two settings for commenting on my attire:

1. silence/does not care or notice
or
2. "oooooo boobs!" This one is usually supplemented by his hands reaching out towards them.

This is the way it should be.



Whitney's Black Best Friend

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> @AuntieMame: i thought she looked familiar. i lived on smith and baltic until july.

bananaballs

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> Yes, but do the parents speak french?

My mom wanted me to speak french too, but she spoke it also.

CreoleSugar

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> I'm betting his "lifestyle" profile describes him as "bi furious" ...

DonLaFontaine

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> 1. Why has no one mentioned his shirt? The one with blue and lime rhombus shapes? Aaaaa
2. Where were they shopping? Didn't that look like florida? You can't buy those clothes in brooklyn I'm pretty sure.

mmh

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> Okay, as a gay, I can say that yes, I think the dude is gay. He however, is one of those rare gays that really doesn't have good taste in clothes or decor.

She needs to see a hairstylist. That 'do is scary and not only not stylish, probably somewhat age inappropiate.

@hamburgerhotdog: @AuntieMame: Oh dear god. You have to start looking for them and reporting back to us.

BowlingForDollars

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> @LaComtesse: Change BOA for Citibank and welcome to my world. Guess who they offer the pen to first?

fulanita

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> No straight guy would say they "rustled up twenty-three pieces" when talking about buying clothes. Simon totes has teh gay.

DramaClub

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> @hamburgerhotdog: oh shit. never mind. @AuntieMame: where?????

bananaballs

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> Ha...they're mainly pretty boring. Alex made a snowman with her kids over the weekend...but usually the kids are out with their nanny.

And *gasp* she rides the subway. I recognized her from her coat, which she wears in the promotional shots.

AuntieMame

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> I didn't even watch the clip, and yet when I read that one of them lived in Brooklyn, I had a sinking feeling that they must be in Park Slope. Gah.

Anyone else remember when PS was full of laid back lesbians instead of these uppity yuppies with bad taste and too much cash to waste? I bet there's a bunch of us on here who live in the area.

BrooklynBeats

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> @hamburgerhotdog: score one for cobble hill! haha!

bananaballs

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> I can't believe that the ass-floss was not the first thing mentioned. My eyes didn't know where to dart in horror - his speedo, her thong, his speedo, her thong, mommy and daddy playing chase and tag with the baby in said swimwear. I blacked out and can't remember the rest of it.

Shaleur

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> @AuntieMame: VIDEOS. it's not illegal.

J.D.Regent

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> I am looking forward to this show more than I can adequately express. My guilty pleasure factor is equally high!

elizabethm

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> @hamburgerhotdog: My friend has a black card. She's not uber-wealthy, but she worked on the black card account over at AmEx for a while, so she got one. The most embarassing thing on earth is splitting a lunch on two cards: my friend's black card and my BOA debit card.

LaComtesse

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> This has to be a parody, right? Johan and Francois? The speedo/thong combination on the beach? Real bitchy self-obsessed Park Avenue couples do NOT meet on international internet dating sites. They meet at boarding schools or Ivy League colleges or summers on the Cape.
That said, I cannot wait to watch the rest of these tacky nouveau-riche beeyatches. Sign me up.

misssgolightly

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> What a pair.

The lady half of the couple is the very definition of the phrase "hatchet-faced."

wolf biter

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> why do i feel like this guy has some sort of handbag fetish?

dirtybee says bee yourself!

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> @JessicaLovejoy: It's because she's just soooo international. Full coverage bikini bottoms are for Americans, and we're totally gauche -- haven't you heard?

hugnkiss

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> @AuntieMame: ahh! what part of brooklyn do you live in?

Slut Machine

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> their poor children. do they have any chance at all of being normal?!?

ivanabtaken

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> @AuntieMame: NO. WAY. You'll have to dish! Are they that douchey and pretentious for reals?

And is he or isn't he?

fluffybudgie

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> @JessicaLovejoy: i was thinking the same thing. i don't need to see her booty.

furthermore, that dress she tried on was atrocious. if he likes that dress, his taste is suspect. they sound like most of the entitled parental types that i've heard and seen in brooklyn.

in a word, ICK.

rednrowdy

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> It's so nice when "the well to do" prove that tacky and classless aren't the sole domain of poor trash and trailer park residents! At least this bane known as reality television is "equal opportunity" in that regard.

AGreenEyeDevil

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> @JessicaLovejoy:
I know! Her body was pretty amazing, though.
Still not an excuse.



mollsmolls

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> ummmmm can anyone say GREEN CARD? they found each other on an "international dating site." uh huh.

J.D.Regent

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> more evidence that money doesn't buy taste. her clothes look like they came from chico's. why don't these people who are loaded ever wear or buy clothes that you'd actually envy?

and all i kept thinking at the beach scene was how old would the kids be before they started telling mom to keep her ass covered and not wear a thong bathing suit anymore?

msAnthrope

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> They're getting their Pedis at Element Beauty Lounge on 5th Avenue in Park Slope! I go there too. I love it because the place is really clean and they don't charge outrageous prices like Dashing Diva on Smith Street. Preposterously rich people love a good bargain too...

SnowWhitesLegacy

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> Those clothes were horrible. My God, those patterns nearly made me swallow my tongue.

Bag: $1500. Style: You can't buy that, baby.

CatsOnAcid

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> I saw a preview of this before work...also making me late, because I realized these are my backyard neighbors...whom I hate!

I always see the guy smoking a cigarette in the morning in his bathrobe with white trainers.

AuntieMame

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> Also: class act putting $30 worth of pedicures on your black card. I bet they tip for shit.

hamburgerhotdog

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> OH. NO. I knew this was coming, but I managed to forget all about it. Sigh. Now I'll have to set up my season pass....

summerwheatley

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> Is it wrong that they make me stabby as well as slashy?

Hamsterpants

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> I don't care if he's gay, give me a husband with a black card and we're gonna get along juuuuuust fine.

NoInheritance

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> Dude, butt floss when you're at the beach with the kids? Really?

JessicaLovejoy: Wanton Trollop

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> I am SO PUMPED.

I randomly saw a sneak preview early in the morning on Bravo a few weeks ago and it totes made me late for work. I can't explain how it's better than RHWOOC but it is.

not.a.clever.name

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> Are they trying to embarass their children?! Thongs and speedos, oh my!

BlondeGrlz

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> OMG! I squealed when she mentioned the kids' names. The man is not French, right, so they're just Francophiles?

Andalucía

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> Okay, they are getting their creepy codependant pedicures at the korean nail place I go to because I'm poor and they have $15 pedis. It's in Park Slope. Which means these twits probably live around the corner from me.

Great.

hamburgerhotdog

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> "We want our children to learn French." It's like Madonna putting Lourdes in the Lycee and not understanding her when she speaks it fluently.

beatrice3000

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> alex needs to be beaten severely with that atrocious $1,500 handbag. what. a. twat. i can't wait.

wigglepuppy

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> This woman is like Kelly from 90210 grew up and moved to New York. Shoes $800... Handbag $2,100... '80's hair, priceless.

Pinkosaurus

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> her husband definitely gives me the "vibes"

and something about her attitude just stinks. plus, those clothes? NOT CUTE

axel_f

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> Ooh Ooh, did anyone catch the numbers on that "Am Ex Black Card $250,000 Limit" in the product placement? I think I want a private plane too.

Pinkosaurus

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Real Housewives Of New York</i>: Fabulous Homes, Fabulous Vacations, Fabulous...Husbands?]]> Codependency is so sexy!

hamburgerhotdog

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