Olsen Twin? Or Goldie Hawn? - Jezebel Comments

Olsen Twin? Or Goldie Hawn?

humble pi — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 08:06:41 EST

@Archetype: She didn't go out like that, she's coming home like that. She borrowed the sweats from the disco troll whose floor she passed out on.

Unless it says JUICY on the ass. Then they're hers.

humble pi

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Bathsheba — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 19:46:26 EST

At least she accessorized.

Bathsheba

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maliciousfallacy — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 18:00:21 EST

Sometimes I think we're a little too critical of celebs caught in an awkward moment, but if I saw a normal person out and about like this, I might be tempted to say "Awww, go home and try again sweetheart." You can do better Olsen Twin.

maliciousfallacy

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check_please — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 17:12:25 EST

this can't be real

check_please

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SPARKLE — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 16:51:30 EST

MK can't alway's look fabulous, hasn't anyone else had a moment when you had to run out of the house in your sweats?

SPARKLE

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lola82 — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 16:38:05 EST

Plea from my singed retinas: Please join Kiki Drunkst at Cirque.

lola82

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Bianca_Cheri — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 15:38:11 EST

wait she totally looks like michelle tanner here lmao

Bianca_Cheri

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Andalucía — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 15:24:46 EST

She's going to age well.

/snark

Andalucía

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MissPeacock — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 15:12:56 EST

MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!!!!!!!

MissPeacock

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dcdulce — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 15:11:49 EST

i am so over her...

dcdulce

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sybann — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 15:09:33 EST

I never leave the house in my velour warmups - ever.

sybann

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CrazyLegsMeg — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 15:08:07 EST

flats? nay, WORK BOOTS?

CrazyLegsMeg

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momservo — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 15:07:16 EST

Woof.

momservo

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sexydecoy — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 15:04:09 EST

Looks like the kids were on her lawn again.

sexydecoy

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LMusic — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 15:03:15 EST

The bag, the bag. Lord, the bag.

Ever'more, Ever'more

LMusic

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EleanorRigby — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 15:00:29 EST

This outfit is when she finally chooses not to try to cover her face and hide behind her extra large bag???

EleanorRigby

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Heydiddler — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 15:00:19 EST

@AnastasiaBeaverhousen: Olsen = Janis Joplin + crack, -integrity, -talent, -coolness, -ability to say/do anything remotely intelligent or cool

Heydiddler

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BondGirl — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 14:58:21 EST

oh god ... so ugly. I thought those 2 weirdos were all about fashion. I can't believe they were allowed to leave the house like that (which ever one that is).

BondGirl

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incurable paranoiac — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 14:54:35 EST

i sometimes have these nightmares in which i find myself naked in someone else's home and must make do with ill-fitting clothing in order to furtively make my way home.

incurable paranoiac

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Sukie in the Graveyard — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 14:53:31 EST

@Hamsterpants: The new "it"
bag has now been combined with the "it" pet for a two in one style deal.

Those Olsens, always one step (boot?) ahead of the game...

Sukie in the Graveyard

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Packy_1962 — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 14:49:34 EST

Everything but the bag is probably borrowed, a typical procedure for the walk of shame.

Packy_1962

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ineffable.me — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 14:45:50 EST

@HoneyLush: i love those olsens. i always stand by their crazy outfit choices. this is the biggest disappointment ever. haha.

ineffable.me

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hamburgerhotdog — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 14:44:58 EST

She could do a Jared and put both legs in one leg of those pants.

hamburgerhotdog

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Hamsterpants — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 14:43:41 EST

@Sukie in the Graveyard: Upon review, I'm not sure it IS a bag - it may be a...pet?

Hamsterpants

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HoneyLush — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 14:41:41 EST

@edgyspice: LOL don't tell me you weren't thinking of Island of the Blue Dolphins when you typed that! Because I so was, it was like, wait, why did an Olsen steal Karana's skirt??
@ineffable.me: true! and about a pound of black "edgy" eyeliner. You know they could be really adorable if they took a shower and someone made them up like the models in those Sephora ads a while back where it was a throwback to like vaudville

HoneyLush

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Sukie in the Graveyard — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 14:41:11 EST

Um, it's not 1994. And velvet pants are NEVER okay..

talk about lint magnets.

(I can't even TALK about the bag - I'm just going to ignore it and it will go away, right?)

Sukie in the Graveyard

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AnastasiaBeaverhousen — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 14:40:50 EST

mmm, not so much Goldie Hawn but a reincarnated Janis Joplin... on crack.

AnastasiaBeaverhousen

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hello.kitty — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 14:40:00 EST

"You put your left hand in, you put your left foot out...you do the hokey pokey..."
Did she scalp Sasquatch for the handbag?

hello.kitty

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marimari — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 14:39:51 EST

@ihateyourescalade: I'd rather look at Goldie's ass 100X over before seeing a Trollsen twin in person.
If i were walking down the streets of wherever and saw this coming my way, I would run the other way screaming.

marimari

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linkura — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 14:39:44 EST

This bitch is a millionaire; can't she hire a stylist?

linkura

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wring — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 14:39:27 EST

lolwhat

wring

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Eeva — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 14:36:18 EST

Aw you guys, she's just recycling! By scraping up roadkill and fashioning it into bags, Ashley is saving the world! Cut the poor eco-warrior some slack!

Eeva

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goodonpaper — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 14:35:57 EST

botox injection swelling, crank AND a dead buzzard......LAWD CHILD

goodonpaper

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LoveNoelG — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 14:33:22 EST

@Terrordactyl: The boots are really hurting me.

It's weird that she owns a pair of those digusting things. She has questionable taste, but those are really, very bad.

LoveNoelG

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edgyspice — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 14:31:37 EST

That poor dead cormorant.

edgyspice

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heykoukla — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 14:30:37 EST

@Hamsterpants: It's not a giant bag, it's a clutch purse. Girl is tiny.

heykoukla

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ihateyourescalade is an east coast elite — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 14:30:24 EST

Goldie would be in way tighter pants. And standing sideways to treat us all to a good view of her butt. Apparently she has a clause in her contract that states she gets to show her rear view in every movie. Because, apparently, she loves it. At least that's what I hear.

ihateyourescalade is an east coast elite

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ineffable.me — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 14:29:09 EST

@cannotedit: this is just breaking my heart.

ineffable.me

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marimari — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 14:29:00 EST

cat lady down the block on her hunt for a new pet

marimari

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Terrordactyl — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 14:28:58 EST

why the fuck is she wearing chunky heeled boots with velour sweat pants? eeeeeeehhhhhwwww

Terrordactyl

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Hamsterpants — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 14:27:02 EST

I just can't imagine anyone in their right mind looking at that purse and saying to themselves "Must.Have.Giant.Roadkill.Crow.Bag". Girl needs to lay off the shit, yo.

Hamsterpants

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BiscuitDoughJones — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 14:26:20 EST

@LoveNoelG: Her face is pretty bloated. Must've been one helluva weekend. The Colombian economy thanks you, Mary Kate, now go take a shower!

BiscuitDoughJones

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Archetype — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 14:26:17 EST

@the.bleach: Exactly. We all go out in our sweats now and again. Most of the time I just send my man out when I look like ass, though.

Archetype

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hugnkiss — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 14:26:05 EST

Those are the most unfortunate sunglasses I think I've ever seen on anyone ever. And that includes all those god-awful giant sunglasses and wayfarers that have been popular over the last few years. So this is bad, is what I'm trying to say.

hugnkiss

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cannotedit — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 14:23:56 EST

@ineffable.me:She looks 40, too

cannotedit

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the.bleach — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 14:22:36 EST

Haha, this is definitely me at the organic food co-op, like, yesterday. Minus the Prada bag, plus a down vest.

the.bleach

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LoveNoelG — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 14:22:33 EST

Damn, that must be the result of a week-long bender.

Take it easy there, Olsen twin. You could live another 50 years if you want to.

LoveNoelG

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resuri — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 14:22:27 EST

Looks like she went to McDonald's and stole those legs from Grimace!

resuri

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brookidy — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 14:22:13 EST

Sorry, but what the fucking fuck??? How can someone who claims to be so fashion forward leave the house in velour, I don't know, palazzo pants and my grandfather's shoes. Such a joke.

brookidy

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Leiakat — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 14:22:05 EST

Why would you insult Goldie like that?

Leiakat

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Trashtastic — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 14:21:45 EST

Those is some comfy jammie pants, yo.

Trashtastic

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ineffable.me — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 14:21:34 EST

@HoneyLush: of course. but as olsen rules go, an olsen is always
a)wearing high heels
b)wearing skinny pants that aren't one half of your mom's juicy couture sweatsuit.

ineffable.me

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Archetype — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 14:21:12 EST

@missbehave: Yeah right, those sweats are probably an XS.

Archetype

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sartastic — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 14:20:44 EST

The Olsen Twins to star in remake of The Birds

sartastic

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missbheave (is not convinced) — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 14:20:25 EST

those pants are HEINOUS! on the plus side, it looks like she's gained some healthy weight.

missbheave (is not convinced)

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HoneyLush — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 14:20:17 EST

Obviously and Olsen, Goldie would never
a) do her hair like that
b) strap a condor to her shoulder as a purse

HoneyLush

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rubesmanubes — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 14:19:36 EST

what are those sunglasses?

my god what happened to her.

rubesmanubes

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hortense — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 14:19:26 EST

Audience member, Lilith Fair, 1997.

hortense

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SBJ — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 14:18:51 EST

CAW-CAW-CAW!

SBJ

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ineffable.me — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 14:18:39 EST

what the fuck is this? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

ineffable.me