Kelly Rowland: Duck? Duck? Goose? - Jezebel Comments

Kelly Rowland: Duck? Duck? Goose?

adam_h — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 12:05:50 EST

@troglodite:

Toothpicks? Maybe for king kong, her legs are fantastic!

adam_h

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troglodite — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 11:58:40 EST

why do you insist on calling those toothpicks "beautiful legs"? i swear she should be wearing pants.

troglodite

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sugarhill — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 03:26:19 EST

I think the dress is fabulous. It is fun and between the flat silver mini rhianna wore, this knocks it out of the ball park.

sugarhill

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adam_h — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 16:46:40 EST

@LoveNoelG:

Yeah that's the first thing that crossed my mind. More dress would have made it look a lot better.

adam_h

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evangeline — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 15:11:09 EST

I see basketweave, bird, oil...i totally lost sight of kelly.

evangeline

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friendlynerd — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 14:45:22 EST

MORE LEG OIL! MORE, MORE! DOUBLE IT!

friendlynerd

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Moimeme — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 14:39:01 EST

@silkyjumbo: Sorry, missed that. Amen!

Moimeme

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Moimeme — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 14:38:33 EST

Hey, at least her legs aren't ashy...right, brown girls?

Moimeme

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shananigans — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 14:37:33 EST

i'm going "duck", as in "duck, or she might hit you with those feathers"

shananigans

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canhazhipster — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 14:36:38 EST

someones gonna have to put a towel down if she decides to sit. geez.

canhazhipster

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goodcheapfun — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 14:28:06 EST

She has such beautiful skin. I can almost forgive the Bjork look.

goodcheapfun

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Motown — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 14:28:03 EST

@hamburgerhotdog: That's so funny! I give my hometown away by my use of the word "bubbler."

Motown

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tscheese — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 14:17:46 EST

@hamburgerhotdog: YES! YES YES YES DAMNIT! I grew up in South Dakota and it was definitely, indisputably, "duck, duck, greyduck."

tscheese

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hamburgerhotdog — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 14:05:04 EST

@Motownmo: But of course!

hamburgerhotdog

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SBJ — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 14:00:12 EST

SOB. That dress blows.

SBJ

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Motown — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 13:57:32 EST

@hamburgerhotdog: Haha! Are you from MN? The only people I've ever heard call it "duck, duck, grey duck" are Sotans. I think we decided to compromise by making a drinking game called "duck, duck, grey goose"

Motown

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panther61 — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 13:54:15 EST

@rose0red: She used the leftover lard from the dead goose to 'grease' them legs.

panther61

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rednrowdy — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 13:50:47 EST

@rose0red& @Sugarless: i noticed the oily legs before i noticed the dress. she's got great legs, but a little less oil might be better.

rednrowdy

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CreoleSugar — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 13:49:36 EST

I like it. Her legs are way to oiled, but I really like this dress.
I would so rock it to the grocery store...cause I don't get out much.

CreoleSugar

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Mdmrptr — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 13:48:38 EST

The style of the dress, particularly with those earrings, is particularly awful, but there is something about the color of it against her gorgeous skin that is fantastic. And, yes, she's got great legs, so short on her is a good look, just sans feathers.

Mdmrptr

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hypnotic — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 13:45:57 EST

@silkyjumbo: hear hear

i love greasy looks except on the lips

hypnotic

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Hamsterpants — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 13:41:10 EST

@Trashtastic: Dude, EXACTLY - she looks like if she attempted to sit down in that...thing that not only would we see her cooter, it would come shooting across the room at us like greased lightning.

Other than that, she is pretty.

Hamsterpants

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The Doctor — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 13:41:10 EST

Oh, Bjork...blackface is so yesterday.

The Doctor

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Archetype — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 13:39:04 EST

@titania1285: I liked that too....I guess Duck, Duck, Goose was more of a group game. Remember Heads Up 7up? That was such a fun rainy day game!

Archetype

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FATAL_BIPOLAR_HOTNESS — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 13:36:25 EST

Bitch has nice skin...

FATAL_BIPOLAR_HOTNESS

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 13:34:16 EST

@BeAgrestic: I feel like it would be quite pretty as a costume in "Swan Lake".

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

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little stripes — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 13:34:05 EST

What.

Also, why are her legs so shiny? Gross.

little stripes

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silkyjumbo — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 13:33:14 EST

oh, kelly. can't catch a break. and as far as the legs go, it's better to be a bit greasy than a lot ashy. my black/brown chicks, are you with me?

silkyjumbo

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moxielady — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 13:32:30 EST

No. No. No.

Great legs are not great when they're drowning in a bottle of canola oil. I have no words to describe the train wreck that is her dress, nor the weird day-glo icicles dangling from her lobes.

No.

moxielady

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titilayo — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 13:32:24 EST

Okay, I like that dress -- looking at it makes me feel happy. Not crazy about her accessories though, and her legs are super-shiny.

titilayo

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BeAgrestic — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 13:31:00 EST

@kataroo_kangaroo: um any of those brightly colored matching ensembles would be an improvement over this.
This color is pretty though....

BeAgrestic

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Smackdown — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 13:30:50 EST

I must be out of my mind, because I love that dress.

Smackdown

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Trashtastic — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 13:28:46 EST

Who oiled her up? And...why?

Trashtastic

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MsDirector — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 13:26:42 EST

@TheUptightMidwesterner: HAHAHA. Seriously, my roommate's cat would be in heaven if I came home wearing that.

MsDirector

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PopCultureSavant — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 13:25:20 EST

i like the dress except for the color....but why do her legs look so sweaty?

PopCultureSavant

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shiningstar — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 13:23:59 EST

I may be in the minority, but I think she looks really good.

shiningstar

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the.bleach — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 13:22:49 EST

PS: Nice tan lines.

the.bleach

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hamburgerhotdog — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 13:22:33 EST

It's duck, duck, gray duck!!!

hamburgerhotdog

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the.bleach — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 13:22:26 EST

Whatevs, I saw her and her pot belly wearing a bikini and looking smashing and it made me feel so much better about my own pot belly that I decided I universally lover her from here on out.

the.bleach

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lurkystars — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 13:21:38 EST

@rose0red: EXACTLY. Did she need to grease up her legs to get into the dress?

lurkystars

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NefariousNewt — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 13:21:31 EST

@rose0red: I'm thinking she went to the car wash and got waxed and buffed for the occasion.

NefariousNewt

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TheUptightMidwesterner — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 13:19:49 EST

She looks like a giant cat toy.

TheUptightMidwesterner

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badmutha — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 13:19:24 EST

It has an upscale feather duster look to me.

badmutha

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rose0red — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 13:19:20 EST

Did she lacquer her legs??? That's some shine!

rose0red

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tallyhoe — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 13:19:05 EST

Bjork would approve.

tallyhoe

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fantastic_caverns — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 13:19:02 EST

"Oh, I know! I'll wear the gray-scale, corset-top, strapless, metallic, feathered, mini dress with the shoulder-length pink earrings and my white peep toes! It's, like, the PERFECT outfit!"

fantastic_caverns

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Red-HeadedSlut — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 13:18:18 EST

This is what would happen if Mama Knowles ever went on Project Runway. Every challenge would end in "short skirt, fug jewelry, feathers."

Yikes.

Red-HeadedSlut

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 13:17:58 EST

@MakeMeSmile: Silver dress and white shoes. Not silver shoes. WHITE shoes.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

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titania1285 — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 13:17:54 EST

@Archetype: i'm more of a hokey-pokey kid. i asked my mom to play it ALL THE TIME when i was under 6.

titania1285

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Cindy — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 13:17:48 EST

An odd choice. She does look shiny and groomed and glam though. I'd rather look at her than Britney.

Cindy

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KnitSandwich — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 13:17:06 EST

Duck leftovers from the looks of that tinfoil bodice.

KnitSandwich

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BrutallyHonestBabes — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 13:16:58 EST

Missy really needs a wax!

BrutallyHonestBabes

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SharonTaint — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 13:16:54 EST

that is so beyond fug, my eyes are bleeding.

SharonTaint

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MakeMeSmile — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 13:16:32 EST

Wow. So many things wrong, but I can't seem to wrap my head around the decision to pair orange (red?) earring with an all-silver dress?

MakeMeSmile

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Archetype — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 13:16:20 EST

I loved that game.

She's one of those annoying face types - I just want to smack her.

Archetype

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LoveNoelG — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 13:15:54 EST

I bet that dress would be gorgeous in a longer version.

LoveNoelG

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 13:15:46 EST

Did she have Mama Knowles start making her clothes again?

People! Feathers as a skirt is ALWAYS a bad idea! I know it sounds like a cool concept, but no. It isn't.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

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MsDirector — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 13:15:39 EST

Goose. Definitely goose.

If only I don't want to duck because I'm afraid of what I'll see. That is a short skirt!

MsDirector

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linkura — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 13:15:17 EST

It's hideous, yet I am somehow drawn to it. I think it's the nice, silver-white color.

linkura

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Monsita — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 13:15:12 EST

Ouch.

Monsita

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Rhody — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 13:15:05 EST

Scary dress. Great legs.

Rhody

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hortense — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 13:15:05 EST

There are so many things wrong with this outfit, yet the shoes, surprisingly, bother me the most.

hortense

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Eeva — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 13:15:03 EST

She's crying on the inside.

Eeva

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bitchyolympian — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 13:15:00 EST

well.... she's got great legs, I'll give her that?

bitchyolympian

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covergirlofdoom — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 13:14:56 EST

its like an optical illusion. i cant take my eyes off it. it's like american beauty. but it also isn't like american beauty.

covergirlofdoom