<![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> Eh. Not my cup of tea.

dummyfakeroller

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> @beatrice3000: lol, I so didn't read your comment before I posted. Haha.

Sunshineyness

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> Does anyone else get a Cary Grant vibe from him? Because I so think he's our generation's Cary Grant...

Sunshineyness

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> I like him in interviews, but he acts the same in most of his movies. I guess you coulf say the same for Cary Grant, Clooney having his own style and i.d., but I don't think of him as a great actor, just a suave and cool movie star.

beatrice3000

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> I see George as sort of Warren Beattyish. Warren totes owned "cool" for a long time, and although he dated much more intelligent/more well known women, he was considered a "confirmed batchelor" until he met Annette Bening that is. Wonder who the lucky girl is that finally gets Georgie to turn all family guy?!!!! I give him 10 more years, and then watch him bang out a handful of babies to carry on the Clooney name.

JazzednJersey

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> Damn. He is only six years older than me? He looks like he belongs in that long ass pharmaceutical line at CVS. You know, old dude smell from all the RX's?

flipflopmama

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> I'm not sure if there were words...I just kept thinking, "He is SOOO cute!!"

Man I need to get laid.

ae38

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> For years, I never got the fuss about George Clooney. But after Good Night, and Good Luck, I totally respect him. Still, he just ain't my type. I'm going to see Leatherheads primarily for John Krasinski. Now HE is my type.

cautionarywhale

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> Normally, guys have to be frankly weird looking to get my interest (Steve Buscemi = all time fave), but Clooney's my secret normal crush.

Am horny now. Boyfriend not home for another two hours. Dang.

thespider

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> Always with the furrowed forehead! UGH!

After reading the Radar article I decided he was annoying and in my LovingKindness meditation class (yes, that's right--liberal arts colleges are awesome!) we have to focus on someone who annoys us, and I picked him. Now after reading Dodai's gloss of Time's article I kind of like him! Now I need to find a new celebrity who is mildly annoying!

Maria

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> @tellmeagain:
Yeah junket! Wish I could get you invited (cause that would mean I actually am omnipotent, junket wise, which would mean I could lock myself up w/ the lovely George without the very disturbing presence of other journo types).

BlondeGoddess

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> Listen I was not a Goerge Clooney fan and I did not "get" him until I was actually lucky enough to meet him breifly. He wasn't even dressed up, and he's not-so-tall and buff but I swear this man oozes sex appeal and charm. He is at once sexy and cool and down to earth. He was with Don Cheadle and some other friends and they were all hilarious. I love him, and everything you see on screen and in interviews is absolutely true.

shelovesyou

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> @candy1108: he's a bottom? HAWT. he will be mine.

J.D.Regent

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> George said it best a couple of years ago when Oprah said to him, "You're just really dreamy..." He smiled (in that perfect Clooney way) and said, "Well, I'm 44, and single; something is propably missing from the dreamy factor."

He is that deadly combination of handsome, charming, funny and at bottom, a guy's guy who's not looking to settle down with anyone. Sigh...

But, it's fun to fantasize about being the woman who captures his heart. Good luck Sarah Larson!
[candyonthecape.blogspot.com]

candy1108

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> @Katxyz: Ahem: How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into THAT dusty old claptrap?

I couldn't resist.

jammiriffic

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> Seriously -- what comes with a private villa on Lake Como (say that three times fast, ps)? CABANA BOYS.

Det. Philangie

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> George Clooney is the LBD of men. Just...classic. Of course, I'm not actually attracted to him because he looks like my dad. I actually want him and my dad to be pals so we can sit around and drink scotch and eat cheez-its and play scrabble.

Also, I want a UN passport so I can be a Messenger of Peace. And, yes, it is very sexy that he's actually thought through his humanitarian efforts.

not.a.clever.name

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> I'd act dumb around you, George. pick me, choose me!

doolittle

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> @myrtlebeachbum: agree! the laugh lines around a man's eyes...KISS

lady-zorro

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> @J.D.Regent: Honestly, I gave up using his name during sex. I had watched too much Wayne's World, I just couldn't do it without wanting to giggle and he and I didn't have the kind of sex that got better with laughter. Obviously, the relationship didn't last that long.

Megan

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> George, I would photoshop you....with my TONGUE!

hehehe

katastic

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> This might sound crazy, but he also might have the luxury of dating beautiful, funny, interesting women. They exist. So I hear.

Smackdown

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> @Katxyz: Sounds just like that Vagina Monologue with the old lady and the "flood.
"

Lowti

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> He embodies everything I love about men. He is Man. I like a mature man in his full manliness. Mmmmm.

PantyWaist

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> @Anonymous Lobbyist: oh god. sex with Ralph must have sounded like a cat fight. whatever, i would totally play roleplaying games with george and make him act out all the famous georges in history (save he who shall not be name)! i could play betsey ross.

J.D.Regent

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> @htrodblder: Ditto. He's so utterly Cary Grant. He's actually aging into Cary Grant.

solidbrassfasteners

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> @pink_orchid: @pepelicious: um...i would have to agree with pink_orchid here. he just doesn't seem like he would allow himself to smell like the things he loves to eat, drink, and wear.

TacoToes

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> @PaisleyPajamas: I couldn't agree more. You know that as soon as George left that night, Joel was masturbating onto the napkin that Clooney was using for dinner.

Ptarmigan

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> @TacoToes: I think he smells like wool, bacon, and gin.

pepelicious

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> @TacoToes: i bet he smells like warm leather, a light wiff of soap and cologne and sunshine.

pink_orchid_martini

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> @htrodblder: Thank you! I was waiting for someone to make the comparison.

Seriously, he looks like Cary's second coming on that cover. The hair, the grey suit. The gay vagueness. Delish.

GeorgeFayne

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> @Go Like Hell Machine: that is a sexy trifecta. Annnnd I just revealed myself to be 60 years old.

WaltzingMatilda...same McCain, less filling!

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> I bet that, out of all the male stars in Hollywood, Clooney always smells the absolute best.
That's my contribution.

TacoToes

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> @CueSanibelly:

Exactly. He makes me want to die everytime I open the magazine. I'm convinced that he must be related to the editor or something.

SmittenKitten

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> Nasty photoshop!

I rarely go for dudes twice my age, but -- give me the real thing please. Stat.

special_boots

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> @Go Like Hell Machine: um, that is the best type of guy to be, methinks. yes.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> Id call him the Cary Grant of our generation

htrodblder

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> @PhillyLass: absolutely! hence my view that george is more of a pal to have, a rent-not-buy guy, if you will.

Charlotte Corday

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> @J.D.Regent: I think the opposite. He's never really in your face with them and seem to try and keep it on the downlow. I mean what says "Hey, I'm straight" more than a skankbot like Krista Allen? Sorry, I don't see a stylist, smart gay dude with such low-rent beards. And it stinks very much of "Because you're nobody, I totally control you." Very straight male bullshit behavior.

Macloserboy

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> @J.D.Regent: he already has that nice lake house in eeeetaly!

Charlotte Corday

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> The reason so many guys like him (including me) is that he's a really good example of masculinity without being a macho asshole. He's also pretty stylish without being a metro. These things both make him exceptionally rare.

But then again, I'm a Robert Mitchum/Humphrey Bogart/Gregory Peck kind of guy.

Go Like Hell Machine

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> "and even goes into Stein's dusty, musty crawlspace"

that sentence struck me as very suggestive

i love him though, and his dad came to my high school to do a presentation about darfur and it was really amazing.

PopCultureSavant

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> @NefariousNewt: Exactly. Mmmm, dirty thoughts in the am....

Trashtastic is proud to be an American!!!!

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> To quote the husband: "George Clooney is dreamy."

howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches)

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> @BlondeGoddess: Good, 'cause that paper I got said I have to stay at least 400 ft from him, but he's just playing hard to get.

Trashtastic is proud to be an American!!!!

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> @charlotte corday: So true. But at least he's not a hypocrite who gets married and then runs around on his wife. He's totally upfront about his womanizing.

PhillyLass

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> @J.D.Regent: I fucked a guy named Ralph. George would be a step up for me, name wise. I'd have no problem screaming it through multiple orgasms.

Megan

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> @Trashtastic: But couldn't you just see yourself as an intern?

NefariousNewt

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> @J.D.Regent: Or how about...moderately interesting?

sexydecoy

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> @jenndavo: I think he could take Ahhhhhhnold in a fair fight.

NefariousNewt

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> @Det. Philangie: My grandmother is convinced he is a homosexual too!!!

@J.D.Regent: I'd have no problem doing various things with/to this George.

ArtfulSlingerBARACKED THE VOTE

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> @skinnybonejones: I prefer to call it my flower in the attic.

treecut...Grim Reaper of the forest

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> @Macloserboy: i still kind of do. to me it looks soooo forced -- look how straight i am everybody! i have this beautiful woman who is clearly not my equal! like he NEVER falls for a girl with a weird nose or a lumpy butt EVER? or one who happens to be beautiful and also powerful and/or intelligent?

J.D.Regent

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> @BlondeGoddess: Junket??? I go to these things! Get me invited! Thus begins my campaign to get invited to the Leatherheads junket...

tell Dolly Parton again

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> He can be my husband and I'll loan him out to the rest of you lovely ladies.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> @Trashtastic:
Promise! And if he protests I'll say it was your idea.

BlondeGoddess

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> @Det. Philangie: No one thinks he's gay because only a straight guy would date the kind of women he dates (i.e., floozy-ish and never coming to close to being his equal).

Macloserboy

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> @dirtyfez: yeah, i'd bone him, but it would probably be a mistake and ruin our friendship or something. so stop grabbing my ass when we go to the bar, george. (also: could you really do someone named GEORGE?)

J.D.Regent

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> @charlotte corday: yes. i would want george as a travel/museum/classy drinks friend. not a husband. maybe lover. yes. torrid.

titania1285

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> @J.D.Regent: Word. I just don't see the point to Justin Timberlake, at all. He doesn't sing well, he's not fuckable, and he used to do Britney, albeit when she wasn't wearing tinfoil hats. What's to love there?

Hamsterpants

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> @BinderClip: @heykoukla: @jenndavo:

The women he chooses to date are the only thing that allow me to take any of the gay rumors seriously. They just seem so...manufactured.

sexydecoy

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> @leMaldeTete: after that whole j. knoxville thing, i'll stay away from the word "eunuch" and "ialmostlostmejunk"

nodoubt9203

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> @braak: Can I have them after you're done with boys nite?

BTW, feeling better, I hope?

Trashtastic is proud to be an American!!!!

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> @BlondeGoddess: you know you must report back every deet, right? And pinch his ass for me.

Trashtastic is proud to be an American!!!!

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> @braak:
Hugh Laurie! I heart him.

BlondeGoddess

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> His line about Tom Cruise needing to make fun of himself was right. Except, he will never be self-effacing when it comes to that religion of his, and his need to control his image so blatantly does not fool anyone.

sexydecoy

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> @westvillagegirl: Go for it! Just take this little gem of advice: Don't say it in front of your mother. Mama Trashtastic is NOT AMUSED by blowjob humor.

Trashtastic is proud to be an American!!!!

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> George. And me. In a hotel suite. Next month. For reals!!! (Oh yes, and with a handful of other reporters - sux)

BlondeGoddess

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> @Bridesmaid4: Totally agree. There's something disconcerting about his inability to date a woman as powerful and intelligent as he is.

BinderClip

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> I wish George Clooney was my friend. He and Hugh Laurie and I could just...you know. Hang out. It would be awesome.

braak

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> George Clooney is pretty and all, but I don't think he's the type I'd like to bone. He seems like the kind of guy that I'd probably have a good time with drinking scotch and talking about boobs, though.

dirtyfez

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> @KnitSandwich: Have you seen Georgie boy's father? Also incredibly hot. Probably a spot on match for your grandpa instead of George. (Trying to establish a way for you to fully embrace the Clooney love).

WaltzingMatilda...same McCain, less filling!

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> @Trashtastic: sucks like a five-dollar hooker!! HA! I think I may have to incorporate this into my lexicon, if you don't mind.

westvillagegirl (exiled in chicago)

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> @ehkca: Heh, farts.
I know he's handsome and all that, but I just can't love him. I think he's kind of a smarmy asshole. And he looks like my grandpa (NOT saying he's ancient looking, but they could be brothers), so that's not hot. My grandparents are so gorgeous in their '50's wedding pics I could cry.

KnitSandwich

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> @jenndavo: Um, I've seen it. But I can't exactly remember all of it, if you know what I mean. (cough)stoned(cough)

westvillagegirl (exiled in chicago)

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> @jenndavo: I saw that movie when it came out -- er, 10 years ago -- and I still say the line that Clooney gives when the microwave beeps in the OR. "My bad sir, I missed lunch." It is my go to excuse for EVERYTHING.

Rhody

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> All I can ever think about when I see him is the Smug Cloud floating o'er Arizona and infused with his Academy Award speech.

And I bet his balls smell like dirty feet. But I'd still let him hit it from the back.

SisterSonny

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> @caffeinequeen: just the tip? cocktease!

J.D.Regent

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> Joel Stein just reeks of the dude in your senior class who was never invited to the cool kids shindigs, whined incessantly, even obsessively about that fact in private and never had the cajones to crash the party. Having George Clooney over for dinner should make up for all those miserable years. You can move on from here now, Joel.

PaisleyPajamas

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> @skinnybonejones: Ha, totally! Except mine certainly isn't dusty or musty. I'm not surprised Joel's is though. Normally I don't advocate this, but that douche needs to douche.

DorothyZbornak

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> @charlotte corday: bingo! ergo, he looks nice in a suit and the rest...kinda meh.

rednrowdy

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> @Hamsterpants: seriously. look at that man, and if you can bear it, picture justin timberlake. HELL NO.

J.D.Regent

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> @Bridesmaid4: Yeah - Kelly Preston, for God's sake, how could he?

heykoukla

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> I'm madly in love with my boyfriend, but I would still let George Clooney stick the tip in.

Hell, I think my BOYFRIEND would let George Clooney stick the tip in.

caffeinequeen

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> I love him.
Oh man, I do.

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> @Det. Philangie: Bite your tongue! No. No. No! nononononononononononononononononnono...!

westvillagegirl (exiled in chicago)

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> @NefariousNewt: He's smart enough to know that the job sucks like a five dollar hooker.

Trashtastic is proud to be an American!!!!

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> @myrtlebeachbum: He's amazingly hot. It's so nice to see a guy considered hot who looks like he has done a little living. Never have been attracted to the boy toys.

Hamsterpants

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> So there must be something horribly wrong with him right? He can't be that perfect. Does he fart a lot? I bet he farts all the time.

I don't take much issue to the way those promotional pictures have been altered. They didn't make him look younger or anything. The images are in keeping with the tone and look of the movie and all the other promotional material shit I'm seeing everywhere.

George Clooney = yeah! Vintage football = blarg! What do do, what do do...

ehkca

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> @nodoubt9203: That sounds eunuch-y. I don't think you want that.

leMaldeTete

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> @rachystyle: No ... it is photoshopped. Look at the eyes. He has "bags" under his eyes -- nothing horrible, but he certainly doesn't have baby-smooth eyes. And you can see it even more when you look at the second picture group -- his eyes look almost blue in the promotional picture!

little stripes

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> @mystery white girl: I just get stabby thinking how Jude Law-ish he looks in the 2nd photo though. I want his luscious dark chocolate eyes to swoon into as he's falling in love with me.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> @J.D.Regent: Oh, you're that guy. Word!

SBJ

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> @westvillagegirl: Have you ever seen "South Park: The Movie"? He deilvers the exact same line to a child he's accidentally mangled.

jenndavo

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> At least he's still allowed some forehead wrinkles.

Eeva

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> damn, damn, damn. I didn't think it was possible to love George more than I already do but this interview proved me wrong!

TriedandTrue

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> @skinnybonejones: so i have a manspace?

nodoubt9203

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> @rachystyle: that's what I was thinking. Besides the eyes, that is. It really looks like the lit to avoid showing his wrinkles and bags.

mystery white girl

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> @NefariousNewt: Let him run for governor of California first, just to gian a little experience.

jenndavo

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> @Katxyz: Mine, tragically, might be full of cobwebs soon if action it does not see.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> @charlotte corday: I feel as if after one day with Mr. Clooney I would be begging him to propose. Even thought I'd swear to all my friends we were just having a good time and it wasn't serious and I totally don't care if he calls.

BlondeGrlz is having a BlondeBoyz!

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> Goddammit George.

leMaldeTete

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> George, I hardly knew you. I was always kinda "meh" about him, but that joke about "6 seconds to live." Swoon!

westvillagegirl (exiled in chicago)

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> @Bridesmaid4: I KNOW! That's what keeps me from loving George completely -- if he's so down-to-earth, what's up with the model parade? He should be bunked in his little Italian hideaway with some lovely village girl by now.

jenndavo

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> @charlotte corday: I would love for him to be my husband. I'd put up with all his dalliances as long as he came home to me. Mmm... Pick me, choose me, love me, George.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> Doth protest too much Clooney. He does ads for Nestle in Europe but then complains about globalization/world debt and the rest on his soap box...? He's a fake.

rantersparadise

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> Shrug. He is gay right? Why does no one get on his case about it? Guess he charms them right out of the question.

Det. Philangie

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> @J.D.Regent: that quote alone sold me...I've always been kind of 'meh' on him, but after reading that, I was like, 'one George Clooney to go, please!'

summerwheatley

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> @skinnybonejones:

Crawl space is not a word I'd want to use for my vadge, because every crawl space I've ever seen is dank and dusty and my "crawl space" is not full of cobwebs!

Katxyz

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> @skinnybonejones: oh, my use of humanitarianism to get laid? yeah i'm deep like that.

J.D.Regent

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> Someone turned his brown eyes blue! Crazyness.

sjct

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> Why isn't he running for President again?

NefariousNewt

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> Wrinkles are my new fetish. I love a real face.

myrtlebeachbum

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> @charlotte corday: i'd like to have a beach time share with him, say.

J.D.Regent

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> @J.D.Regent: My comment is remarkable shallow compared to yours, dearest.

SBJ

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> I feel like it's always way more obvious when men are photo shopped and have on make up because we don't expect men to have that unnatural smooth and highlighted skin that we're so used to seeing on pictures of women. Is it just me? Because whenever a man has on make up, like on the Pro-Activ commercials, I'm like HOLY SHIT.

I've always been kind of "meh" about Clooney.

Katxyz

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> Bleuggh! When did Joel Stein become a features writer for TIME?!

sanibelly

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> Even my boyfriend has a crush on George Clooney.

Rhody

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> OMG, crawlspace is now going to become Jeze-speak for vadge. Hawt!

SBJ

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> god i love him for admitting the deep moral ambiguity of doing human rights work and the possibility that you are making things worse. fuck me george, i understand you better than all those pretty bitches!

J.D.Regent

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> What a sexy, sexy, sexy man.

Lady Skittlehattington

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> Oh how I love you Georgie. It's kind of creepy that my fiancé is equally in love with him tho. He calls him "the Cloons".

thatsspinach

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> The alleged photo-shop could just be good make-up and a filter on the lens coupled with great lighting. All wrinkles are still there.

And, I heart George Clooney.

rachystyle

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> he would make a good companion, but not a husband.

Charlotte Corday

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> Joel Stein only did this so he could have George over for dinner and talk about it for the rest of his life. Creepy stalker.

Pinkosaurus

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> Want.George.now.

And, why the fuck would you airbrush GEORGE CLOONEY to look like Jude Law? The first pic I can see as being mostly makeup, but the second? Blue eyes? On my perfect Georgie? Grrr...

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> I wouldn't mind having George Clooney in my crawl space.

petuniacat

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> If only he didn't have such awful taste in women, he would be perfect.

sexydecoy

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> He really is a lovely man. I don't see any phony with him. Just genuine charm and talent.

LoveNoelG

]]> <![CDATA[Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors]]> Oh George, you can get into my crawlspace any time...

Trashtastic is proud to be an American!!!!

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