<![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever... - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever... - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> @NormaDesmond: I know exactly what you mean there, I really do. Only for me it's Mary-Kate Olsen.

umm_okay

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> Oh please. There was nothing in that article that we hadn't already learned from Blender's (much better) piece earlier that month or from Us Weekly. The only thing Rolling Stone consistently brings to the table anymore is grotesquely inflated self-importance and purple prose.

Razzler

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> I have the best Britney story-ever!

She visited my town when she was on tour back when she was dating/on tour with Justin and had that enormous body guard with her everywhere. She visited a trendy district and was really rude to people all over the street.

She went with her entourage into Ben and Jerry's where a guy I know was working. She stared at the menu board after Justin ordered for several minutes. Finally she walks up to the counter and asks "Do y'all have any non-fat frozen yogurt?" He replies "No." She walks back to Justin and whispers loudly "Whatever-I was in (generic town) last week and they had it."

The guy points his finger at Britney and loudly says "Don't mess with me Britney, I'll have you banned for life!" Everyone in her group cracks up and she starts pouting and orders something like a vanilla cone.

icingsugar

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> @Lipstickiller: Totally.
@LuxieP: I had a horrifying childhood, and maybe that's why I have very little compassion for the Britneys and other Wayward Girls.

"It's not going to stop until you wise up."


hatey

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> The VH1 special definitely had a creep factor of 10. Her mom claims it was her idea to do the catholic school girl thing and the adults then worked around her idea. I needed steel wool to wash myself after that one...

denises_24

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> This is pot psychology, right? Umm... wait... what was the question?

ShoplifterOfTheWorld

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> @ghanima: Point taken.. to an extent. But problems can't be relative, because then no one has any problems. And if there's a Somalian child prostitute, then there's another one who's an orphan and who has AIDS. Everyone has problems.

Ceiling Cat

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> @kitschenette: ugh i remember seeing that picture for the first time as a middle schooler.
Didn't David LaChappelle take these pics? Can we blame him too?


ilovejohnnythunders

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> @SinisterRouge: Me too. She did look hot, I give her that. I think she might have been a bit older, though. Wasn't that cover five years ago or so, right before she went off the rails and married the guy in Vegas?

But I am confused. Wasn't this issue out a couple of weeks ago? And isn't she the dame who wrote the piece for New York magazine about how mean Gawker was?

And didn't we already have this discussion?

And why am I asking so many questions?

Trixie from Toronto

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> The "tragedy" part is not what makes me itch. It's the "American" part that does...why? To America, her glittery, fabulous existence was the modern American dream realized. The American dream has never been to become a world-class writer, an environmentalist, or to win a Pulitzer prize. She, in all her fucked up glory, was perfection to 10 year old girls and 40 year old men alike. An American princess. Show me another county that romanticizes celebrity as much as ours. She IS an American tragedy. A wholly AMERICAN tragedy.

It's depressing.

Lipstickiller

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> @NicoleItchy: Yep, that was pretty much the same thought I had when I first saw the story too ( I was just at Topanga Plaza yesterday too lol )

glass_slipper

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> I agree, that first paragraph was reallyyy confusing

goodtimesdani

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> @lalaland13: Oh, it's always half-naked ladies. In 2004, of their 25 people of the year, four were women. They were Eva Longoria, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and some other half-naked gal with little talent who I can't remember now. That soured me on "Rolling Stone" forever, I think.

JessaFields

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> @NicoleItchy: Yeah, and the whole time I was reading the author's description of the scene I was wondering if she was there to witness it or if she was just dramatizing it. Maybe she made it entirely up if she couldn't even get the location right.

aubonpam

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> @hortense: I like their political stuff as well. I'll buy it now and then, but I just can't stand the cheesy covers, like Rosario Dawson and Rose McGowan naked and in chains. A lot of it seems to be half-naked ladies or old rock bands.

lalaland13

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> @sadieloser: Bitch, bitch, bitch, is that all you can do? You hate the writing and the content over here so much, either stop reading it, or start sending in unsolicited submissions. Either way, whining about other people's writing is hardly constructive.

BiscuitDoughJones

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> @ghanima: hell yes - AMEN! Let's all PLEASE have some perspective. I am sure there a many reasons she grew into whatever she is now, I will always believe she is a ridiculous train wreck b/c no one bothered to educate her.

rosasparks

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> @sadieloser: ;-P

Moe

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> I really don't give a fuck about batshit Britney, or whatever the hell her saga is today. Yes the girl needs help, she's surrounded by a bunch of questionable people, and can barely look after her own, let alone her kids lives and it's sad. But really, the 80million updates, and E! news briefs just has me completely tired of the whole affair. I have better things to worry about than if some pop princess is wearing underwear. "American tragedy"? I don't think so.

I'm sorry folks, I'm feeling a bit stabby today. Can we have more magazine layouts to make fun of? Or maybe a kitten? Ugh, where's my caffeine...

jemsmyhero

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> @ghanima: *applauds*

Jamie Sommers

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> Once again, Moe, trying WAAAAAY too hard.

sadieloser

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> @layladylan: Nigel Dick, the director of that video, said that the Catholic schoolgirl look was her idea, that the video was originally a cartoon but Britney and her mom thought it looked ridiculous. It may have been her idea to sex up herself as a schoolgirl, something that nobody would've disagreed with.

beatrice3000

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> @booksnotboys: As soon as I realized I had not hyperlinked that line I was HOPING someone would make that joke. Wikipedia

Moe

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> Come on Moe, you totally took this line, "Do we tell ourselves stories in order to live?" from Joan Didion. Typical of an Obama lover

booksnotboys

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> @hortense: and then tells you to go ahead and get in the pool, even though you didn't bring a swimsuit. It's cool to swim in your underwear, go ahead!

olivia2.0

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> @jenndavo: SERIOUSLY! What was up with his name? It was like RegJo or something? I can't remember, just that I thought he was a tool - and liar.
I'd like to think it was her 'first' husband - they actually seemed in love. tear...


Sukie in the Graveyard

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> I'm not that much older than she is, and I recall when she first came out feeling very sorry for her, because she was obviously being used, and from my own background, I understood that she was not in control of what was happening and that it would take a toll.

And no, you don't have to come from a war-torn country to have ahorrible childhood that takes away your ability to reason and make non-harmful decisions. I could tell y'all many, many stories about that.

Does it kill us to have compassion?

LuxieP

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> @lilbrowngirl: Okay, notice how I said Asra Nomani is best known "TODAY" vs. Asra Nomani was best-known "last summer".... do you see that we're trying to make the same point? But yeah, nevermind, you know, just don't click on my posts next time maybe.

Moe

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> Brit had the most incredible arch in her back on that RS cover. That, paired with the stuffed animal, reeked of "Fuck me, I'm begging for it because I've only now been awakened." It was disturbing. Remember, her mom used to say "It's only a little belly. All the girls down here show belly!" Big ol' pimp that she is...

Mrs. DeLesseps To You, Dahling

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> agreed with what is the point of this post. if you are going to write about britney, sack up and write about britney, instead of a half-hearted attempt to find deeper meaning than your own morbid interest (and our own) in her train wreck of a life.

and asra nomani is best known for being a journalist living in pakistan when her best friend danny pearl was kidnapped and murdered. and writing books on feminism and islam. subjects i think jezebelles can handle getting their minds around.

this place is becoming its own succubus, much like the pop starlets it pants after. thank god for slut machine.

lilbrowngirl

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> @JennaW: a-fuckin-men!

TheGuvnah

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> @Moe: I know. They publish some good stuff. But they should stop pretending to be an important music magazine.

hortense

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> @SarahMC: Very true. Me personally, I give him less blame but only because I think his lack of involvement was motivated by laziness to let someone else bring home the bacon. Doesn't make it any less disgusting of course, but for some reason I feel more critical towards Mama Spears as the relentless Stage Mom. She also just strikes me as a very, very bad liar which pisses me off even more.

ThaKadinskyPapers

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> @ghanima: well if you think kids from wartorn countries don't have psychological problems, you are wrong. it's just that britney is also rich and famous, so it's kinda loud from her corner. anyway you don't have to feel sorry for her to recognize the roots of her crazy.

J.D.Regent

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> I read this last weekend and I absolutely couldn't tear myself away from it. I couldn't explain why it was so riveting, nor can I explain why I find myself continually obsessed with Brit, but I can't stop myself from reading everything about her. And instead of feeling sated or overloaded at the end of this article, I was more intrigued than ever. At this point, I just wanna be in this girl's head for a couple hours, anything else just isn't going to cut it.

I feel better now that I've admitted this.

NormaDesmond

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> @LoveNoelG: yeah, i have been confused about that for over an hour now. i had to read all the linked articles to make sense of who is the best person in the world. the answer is, angelina jolie. i hope i saved someone some effort.

Also, hasn't this particular Britney story been discussed on this very site multiple times?

Additionally, I am still not convinced Britney had implants (top surgery, i like to call it) and do not believe that the breakup with Justin or the alleged implants have to do with her craziness. I think it's momager-pimp Lynne, drunk dad Jamie, being a bazillionaire sexpot before the age of 16, never being told no, and a family history of mental illness that did her in.

J.D.Regent

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> @kitschenette: What you said. Exactly what you said.

reluctantgradstudent

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> MOE, I am now 17% dumber for possessing this new information...and I thank you for it.

Ptarmigan

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> i used to be the kind of girl who hung out with guys almost exclusively, but lately i'm starting to think that true platonic friendship between men and women is practically impossible. i've lost more than one male friend because of unresolved sexual tension - like, he was secretly really into me and i didn't feel the same way, and he couldn't deal with it. to me it seems like many - not all, but many - male-female friendships there are ulterior motives in one or both parties. female friendships may be more difficult, but at least they're genuine.

DontFearTheReefer

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> I read this and thought it was full of shit. Mr. Pop Psyche needs to shut up.

Britney doesn't care what people think but wants to show us what we've done to her? Sorry, hon. Guilt-free, here. I"m very sorry you lost out in the decent family roulette game, but it's not my fault that after reaching adulthood, you made a string of horrible life choices and then utterly failed to cope with the consequences.

And there is no way she's in control of her out-of-controlness. This is such complete shit.

JennaW

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> @esmemurphy: Some accounts say it was Britney's idea. I think Chuck Klosterman covered a few years ago when he interviewed her for Esquire. The one where she was pantsless on the cover.

The HZA

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> @Sukie in the Graveyard: Yeah, that's true, too. I especially hate the fact that they're taking the word of her first (and still fairly immature) boyfriend to determine when and where she lost her virginity. 'Cause, you know, boys never lie about sex or anything.

jenndavo

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> @BeAgrestic: *the war stories

BeAgrestic

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> @AthertonMerriweather: Agreed.We get RS at my parents house and that's the only thing I ever read. It's very well done!

@SinisterRouge: I remember that. It was a sign of things to come. At the time though, I thought it was hot.

BeAgrestic

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> @Moe: Their crap jobs hide the real, good stuff written by real, good writers.
There were a few articles I had to save but otherwise... crap.


Sukie in the Graveyard

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> @ThaKadinskyPapers: Her mom isn't her only parent, though. Apparently her dad was either drunk or MIA for most of her childhood.

SarahMC

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> @NicoleItchy: good point. it's the little things, innit?

Charlotte Corday

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> @kitschenette: Yup. That's the very one I am talking about. And I remember a friend of mine telling me how hot she was. And I was disturbed. I knew this girl was gonna be a hot mess one day.

SinisterRouge

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> @jenndavo: I was mostly doubting the history of her childhood. When every second of her life wasn't documented by photographers but by hearsay and speculation.
Now, I'm pretty sure the girl has been driven batshit crazy. (but then if flash bulbs were going off in my face every time I stepped out of the house, I may be batshit crazy as well...)


Sukie in the Graveyard

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> that LAT letter nomani wrote didn't fly with me. though, i'd be interested to see what her article says.

Charlotte Corday

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> @layladylan: I remember thinking the video was so cute when it came out. I must have been 11 or 12 at the time. The song didn't strike me as sexual, nor did the video, really. It just looked like a lot of fun and I wanted to be Britney dancing in the hallway in her schoolgirl uniform. Now that I'm older I totally realize how that image must have titillated millions of older men, despite being outwardly marketed to kids my age.

kitschenette

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> I blame her moms, yo. VH1 made a very compelling argument, although I was firmly on the 'Hate Mama Spears' train well before that.

ThaKadinskyPapers

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> @AthertonMerriweather: i oew you a soda.

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> @Moe: Yeah, their non-music articles are aces. Except for Rob, god I love that man, but yeah. I agree.

@rachystyle: well, she shouldnt have gone and gottena boob job in the first place.

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> @AthertonMerriweather: Yeah, their foreign affairs coverage has a high batting average. I sorta miss PJ O'Rourke's vacations in hell.

Cam/ron

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> I'm so tired of this "had no childhood argument" you know who had no childhood, Somali and Darfur refugees who had to walk across a country before they were 10, children who are molested or forced into prostitution. These kids had no childhood. She's just another spoiled little princess from the south filled with excuses.

There I said it, and I don't feel bad about it.

katieb: in charge of the war on the poor.

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> @esmemurphy: not just whose idea was it, but regardless of whose idea it was (all sorts of wacky ideas get thrown about during marketing brainstorming), who was the person who signed off on it?!? further, why didn't her parents intervene?

the whole thing is distasteful from the get go.

rednrowdy

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> If that scene ever happened, it couldn't have happened at the Topanga Mall as it says in the very first sentence of the story. There's no Betsey Johnson there - it's at Westfield Fashion Square Sherman Oaks. So ... it's a minor detail but makes me think they don't have fact checkers and this chick made that entire scene up. And then probably everything else.

NicoleItchy

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> I feel terrible that she was told to lie about her boob job, but to say that is the start of her downturn? How about when she was shoved into showbusiness at a young age and told to lie about EVERYTHING. To make this about tits and sex is to oversimplify.

rachystyle

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> @kitschenette: Yes, I think I saw an interview with Britney where she was like, "I just got the idea to tie my shirt up." I don't know if it was actually she or the label who thought of it.

I was dating my husband at the time and I still remember my future mother-in-law saying she thought the video was "cute" and thinking it was adorable when my husband's three year old sister knew all the words to "Baby One More Time." Uh, NO.

layladylan

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> @kitschenette: holy crapola.
And to think how young she was. I'm 26 and I look a few decades younger than she does in that pic. Poor kid.


Muffyn

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> @Sukie in the Graveyard: Yeah, I get what you mean. The woman is followed by no less than 20 paps, usually 24 hours a day. How did they miss her screaming at a child in the middle of a mall? Seems like someone would have seen that, right? So is this something they heard from a clerk?

jenndavo

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> @Moe: Their war and politics coverage is pretty good. I'll give them that. I thought they were a music magazine though...

AthertonMerriweather

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> Oh, Rolling Stone prints some pretty good stuff. It's too easy to make fun of their post-sixties relevance crisis. A good friend of mine won a national magazine award covering the war for them. Of course, they once also waited over a year to pay me a kill fee, but…

Moe

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> So can you read that article online or do you have to actually buy the magazine?

PolythenePam

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> @hortense: I didn't think that people actually, like, *read* it any more.

TruculentandUnreliable

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> @SinisterRouge: when does it start to be kiddie porn?

Sukie in the Graveyard

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> @SinisterRouge: Here is a picture of the cover you're referring to, just FYI:
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kitschenette

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> @hortense: haha, I'm so glad I am not the only Stones hater!

I read the article on Britney and wondered how much of the article was tabloid fodder and how much was actually, oh, I don't know, real investigating (with real, credible evidence).

They should just continue to follow The Strokes and 50 Cent around. (why did they have Christina wear a quitar for one of their covers? Are guitars ever even AROUND her?)

Sukie in the Graveyard

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> @esmemurphy: I saw this special on VH1 where her mom said it was her idea to dress up in the schoolgirl outfit, but she apparently saw it as this fun, innocent thing. The record label went along with it.

kitschenette

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> @ineffable.me: I totally remember that cover. Underwear no bra. Sideways. 16 yrs old.

SinisterRouge

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> So here's what I want to know. Whose idea was it to market 16 year old Britney as a naughty school girl? Does this article answer that question? I've been wondering that since 1998 or whenever this whole Britney phenomenon began. Someone once told me it was her parents who decided that, but my guess is her label. Anyone know? Just curious. What a serious mindfuck for a teenager.

esmemurphy

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> @hortense: Honestly, I can't say that I wouldn't eventually have gone completely fucking nuts either, with the amount of pressure that's been put on her since she was a teenager. She pranced around in lingerie but still had to tell everyone she was a virgin in order to sell records. She got a boob job but couldn't say anything about it, because it'd ruin her "perfect innocent Christian virgin" image. She was made out to be this fucking sex object for 40 year old men when she wasn't really even old enough to understand her own sexuality!

She has never been allowed to have one single failure in her life. If she shows an ounce of weakness, she's leapt upon and torn apart by the same people who idolized her when she was who they wanted her to be.

I'm still rooting for her. She never got a chance to just be a normal fucking human being, even when she was a little girl.

kitschenette

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> @hortense: That took me by surprise, as well. Going onstage during the VMAs in just a bikini as a way of saying, "This is me, take it or leave it?" It seemed a little farfetched but it does make some sense on the surface.

NeverEver

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> The only redeeming quality RS has is Rob Sheffield. But not even my love for this guy can bring me to spend any money on this magazine. (Which is why if you ask me about music today all I can tell you is Hannah Montana and Rihanna and only because I read about them here, haha)

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> @hortense: Brilliant!

mightymouth

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> @ineffable.me: Ditto. For a RS writer to complain about Britney being an "inbred swamp thing" is like Dr. Frankenstein whining about his monster getting loose to tear shit up in the countryside.

To be honest, I'm having a tough time understanding Moe's point.

Cam/ron

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> @hortense: hahaha.

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> @ineffable.me: Yeah, considering RS has made money off of exploiting Britney's sexuality for years now, they're hardly in any position to judge the paps and the users surrounding her now. They're just as culpable.

Nicolars

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> @ineffable.me: @katekate: Rolling Stone is your lame uncle who wants to know if you have "heard of this Strokes band" in 2008.

hortense

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> @ineffable.me: Rolling Stone is one of the worst magazines out there, because people think it's actually kind of credible.

katekate is squared

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> Rolling Stone started everything by putting her in sexy lingerie, holding a fucking stuffed animal on their cover back when she was 16 or whatever. So there's that.

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> i want some of what you're smokin, moe.

wring

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> That cover picture makes my eyes twitch.

Those colors just look like a bad scan to me.

Atsumi

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> The one thing about that article that stuck with me was the part about her breast implants, and how she'd had them, but was told not to admit it, and that she was basically taught to lie to the public, and somehow this crazy Britney rebellion is her way of shoving the truth down people's throats, whether they like it or not.

hortense

]]> <![CDATA[If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...]]> That first paragraph is confusing as hell. Who exactly are we talking about? This Asra person, Angie, Mariane, Britney, whoami?

LoveNoelG

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