<![CDATA[Modern Love - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[Modern Love - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[Modern Love]]> He brought her out at the end of his concert I saw this summer. He said "whaddya say I bring my wife out here and we end this thing?" and she appeared in a gold lame halter top. Everyone rushed the stage trying to touch her. and then they were gone.

Good concert though! I meant to buy a Coco magazine for my bf (and me) for vday but totally forgot...

merrittd

]]> <![CDATA[Modern Love]]> i'd call her bitch too if she called me baby poo. does that make me a misogynist too?

erinlynne

]]> <![CDATA[Modern Love]]> He better take reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal good care of her because otherwise it would be a case of "Ice who?".

sugarhill

]]> <![CDATA[Modern Love]]> @ehkca: Haha! Best grandma maxim I've heard this week.

CarrieMC

]]> <![CDATA[Modern Love]]> Can I watch them? Seriously, I bet they are hot before those mirrors.

BeachLover420

]]> <![CDATA[Modern Love]]> She's 28?!

And those boobs look like they came from a Barbie doll or are totally P-shopped on.

enjikunoichi

]]> <![CDATA[Modern Love]]> @mepo: And the fact that you just referenced Schumacher makes me have a massive girl crush on you.

howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches)

]]> <![CDATA[Modern Love]]> You know who we didn't hear from? That little clasp above her tits that's holding her dress together. Here's the quote:

"Meeeerrrcy!!!", it said, before giving way to a wardrobe malfunction.

XianZomby

]]> <![CDATA[Modern Love]]> Isn't so ironic that Ice T is in Law and Order..? :) But I do love and appreciate the honesty...

rantersparadise

]]> <![CDATA[Modern Love]]> I love her so much - she looks just like Michael Schumacher with mahoosive boobs. You could grate cheese off that jaw of hers. She's so packing in the panty department.

mepo

]]> <![CDATA[Modern Love]]> Hilarious. I love it.

kelsium

]]> <![CDATA[Modern Love]]> Is it wrong that I love CoCo? Should I take a shower?

Cunning_Linguist

]]> <![CDATA[Modern Love]]> I know I should be outraged or something, but it is obvious their marriage works for them. They've been together for a long time. They just wear their kinks out in the open. More power to them.

Eva_baby

]]> <![CDATA[Modern Love]]> HOT!!

FATAL_BIPOLAR_HOTNESS

]]> <![CDATA[Modern Love]]> "I'm not the kind of person who gets turned on by other people; he's the same way, too."

?

sonikka

]]> <![CDATA[Modern Love]]> Jeezus Christ, ain't love grand.

CapricornOne

]]> <![CDATA[Modern Love]]> It honestly looks like the body was photoshopped onto her head in that picture...niceee!

jackimarie

]]> <![CDATA[Modern Love]]> My favorite is how Ice lets other women touch her butt, grab, poke whatever. That's your ass, bitch!

Pterodactyl

]]> <![CDATA[Modern Love]]> her tits are really grossing me out. sorry.

bombaxstar

]]> <![CDATA[Modern Love]]> Eww on so many different levels! Geez, her boobs look like flesh colored water ballons.

Bohoinparadise

]]> <![CDATA[Modern Love]]> She really is 28. Here's proof from an old school friend:
[ali2africa.blogspot.com]

Dogtanian

]]> <![CDATA[Modern Love]]> @Mando323: ahahahhahaaaaa and yes, I do believe she is.

I don't think I've read anything she ever said that wasn't all about him. She's definitely an accessory to his image.

lisas

]]> <![CDATA[Modern Love]]> @jenndavo: That was what I said as my eyes bulged out of my head in disbelief. I even looked it up on IMDB.com to be sure....

gama-gama-hey

]]> <![CDATA[Modern Love]]> Classy.

marzipan_baby

]]> <![CDATA[Modern Love]]> Barf.

missdelite

]]> <![CDATA[Modern Love]]> ...Her ass nor her age is real.

amowls

]]> <![CDATA[Modern Love]]> Her boobs look like they hurt.

denises_24

]]> <![CDATA[Modern Love]]> You know, I was going to make a snarky comment here, but this is wrong and sad on such a variety of levels, I'm not quite sure where to begin. I think I'll just hug my dog and watch "Ghost Whisperer". It's still scary, but I know it's not reality....

FairhairedOptimist

]]> <![CDATA[Modern Love]]> My new nickname for my significant other: Bitch, get over here."

I'm not letting him call me "Baby Poo," however.

Anna

]]> <![CDATA[Modern Love]]> Who is she? besides being married to Ice T

redvwbug

]]> <![CDATA[Modern Love]]> Apart from that phony orange tint on the skin, I think the people over at RealDoll™ have made great strides recently ... "add to cart" and "proceed to checkout" here I come ...

DonLaFontaine

]]> <![CDATA[Modern Love]]> i heard ice smuts her out to the highest bidder. i see that pimp hand is still strong. good work bro

Jose Reyes

]]> <![CDATA[Modern Love]]> The pocket square is so not Original Gangsta. Thankfully her boobs balance that out. Fo shizzle.

hilighter

]]> <![CDATA[Modern Love]]> @BAngieB: :::::furiously taking notes:::::::

BowlingForDollars

]]> <![CDATA[Modern Love]]> @Trashtastic: And he plays a detective...a cop (ha, who remembers "Cop-Killer"?) that goes after child molesters,rapists,and wife beaters.

I know people can try to change their image, but at one point can we say, "Fuck off; giving the role/interview to someone who hasn't spent the last ten years playing and profiting from playing the worst stupid misogynistic violence/crime-glamorizing stereotype"?

P.S. Her breasts....imagining the weight if this bowling balls...

Oh, the pain.

marie123

]]> <![CDATA[Modern Love]]> I can imagine Ice T in their bedroom: "Bitch, beg. Bitch, roll over. Bitch, swallow NOW!"
Will Ice T enter Coco in next year's Westminster show? This guy seems to especially hate white (orange?) women.

hello.kitty

]]> <![CDATA[Modern Love]]> This is not exactly on top, but Ice-T's Rap School is the best thing ever.

charlottebackson

]]> <![CDATA[Modern Love]]> Coco= Ice T's personal porn star. Which is okay I guess if she's into it too?

KnitSandwich

]]> <![CDATA[Modern Love]]> @petuniacat: I knoooow. And I'm trying to be all "different strokes" about it, but what the hell? How did she decided that orange droopy boobs were acceptable -- nay, ATTRACTIVE?

jenndavo

]]> <![CDATA[Modern Love]]> @blondegrlz: The BF and I like to end our good-natured arguments with "Bitch, get in the kitchen and make me a sammich!" (The REAL fights end with something stronger.) It's mostly me yelling at him, though.

jenndavo

]]> <![CDATA[Modern Love]]> Funny how plastic surgery ages a person, no?

LaComtesse

]]> <![CDATA[Modern Love]]> @jenndavo: Gawd. Those boobs are just gross. They're packed with so much silicone that you can see a bulgy blue penis-type vein on the top of her left boob.

petuniacat

]]> <![CDATA[Modern Love]]> @heykoukla: Actually, it was probably closer to 15 years ago.

heykoukla

]]> <![CDATA[Modern Love]]> My sister made me go with her to an Ice-T concert about 10 years ago. He kept talking about bitches (at least he's consistent!), and, I can't remember his exact comments, but it kept getting worse and worse, just really demeaning stuff. As it went on, more and more guys kept looking at us and the other girls there, and getting more and more leery. It felt quite scary actually - I didn't think his misogyny was particularly funny then, and I don't now.

heykoukla

]]> <![CDATA[Modern Love]]> I cannot decide who I want to throw acid on more..

...and if that rag is only 28, then so am I!

TheUptightMidwesterner

]]> <![CDATA[Modern Love]]> My husband's pet name for me is Bitches. There was a whole Dr. Phil (don't judge me) epdisode on people who use normally inappropriate pet names for each other. It has something to do with bonding. Whatevs, I think these too make kind of a cute couple.

BlondeGrlz

]]> <![CDATA[Modern Love]]> @petuniacat: Or clean her boobprints off that full-length mirror they like to use? Blaaaaaargh.

jenndavo

]]> <![CDATA[Modern Love]]> I find it hard to reconcile Ice-T's real life persona of kind of hating women with his SVU persona of hating people who hate women. So confoosed.

RudyWaltz

]]> <![CDATA[Modern Love]]> @petuniacat: Ugh. This kitty's losing it. Meant I'd hate to be their maid, not made.

petuniacat

]]> <![CDATA[Modern Love]]> @ulookinatmyjunk: Eeew nasties!

Oh - and I'd hate to be their made and find those nasty shoes under the bed. I'm sure they're Haz-Mat by now.

petuniacat

]]> <![CDATA[Modern Love]]> not interested in these two.

foree k.

]]> <![CDATA[Modern Love]]> @petuniacat: You just know he has a super long pinkie fingernail for sniffing the coke while smacking the hoes.

ULookinAtMyJunk is the Hate Mitigator

]]> <![CDATA[Modern Love]]> 28?
in dog years?

heartandanchor

]]> <![CDATA[Modern Love]]> It's all just soooo fucking freakish.

PICKLES

]]> <![CDATA[Modern Love]]> @bananaballs: A camel(toe) for every jockey?

jenndavo

]]> <![CDATA[Modern Love]]> @BiscuitDoughJones: I'm guessing her special shoes might be the most natural thing she brings to the bed. Assuming they're leather and not PVC, that is.

petuniacat

]]> <![CDATA[Modern Love]]> @jenndavo:

I know! Her young age is the most surprising thing about the article.

I like them.

SleeplessNights

]]> <![CDATA[Modern Love]]> @ulookinatmyjunk: Ex pimp? Are you sure about that? Cuz his jewelry, shirt, and pocket square say otherwise.

petuniacat

]]> <![CDATA[Modern Love]]> @ehkca: or an ass for every seat.

bananaballs

]]> <![CDATA[Modern Love]]> I love it when I hear "Bitch, get over here." It makes me all tingly and giggly, especially when a fucking dyke says it.

BAngieB

]]> <![CDATA[Modern Love]]> @ehkca: Hah! I love that - it sounds exactly like something my Grandma would have said - and that's a good thing.

petuniacat

]]> <![CDATA[Modern Love]]> Well, that's what you get when you marry an ex-pimp.

ULookinAtMyJunk is the Hate Mitigator

]]> <![CDATA[Modern Love]]> There's a lid for every pot.

ehkca

]]> <![CDATA[Modern Love]]> I love Ice-T. He's always so pissed off at the various skells and pervs on SVU. Him and Munch are a match made in Jacked Up Weird Looking Cynical Guy Who Can't Care Anymore But Can't Look Away Either Heaven.

Hamsterpants

]]> <![CDATA[Modern Love]]> @jenndavo: No, that's a typo. Coco's BOOBS are 28 years old.

Pinkosaurus

]]> <![CDATA[Modern Love]]> I always really liked Ice T until I learned about him outside of the context of Law and Order. Her boobs just look painful to me. I don't understand the attraction of such obviously fake tits. < just my opinion/confusion not trying to offend anyone!

loves_NoelFielding

]]> <![CDATA[Modern Love]]> @hatey: Seriously! The ass might be natural, but the melon boobs and pony hair most certainly are not!

petuniacat

]]> <![CDATA[Modern Love]]> Noooooo! Detective Fin would never call his lady "Bitch, get over here"! Please don't tell me he likes kiddie porn too, my love for Law & Order: SVU runs too deep.

bloislane

]]> <![CDATA[Modern Love]]> Um, I know we're supposed to be upset about his "pet name" for her, but I find that kind of cute. She's clearly kidding. And I love Ice-T so much I kind of like her by proxy. So "awwww" is my official response to this post.

sequined

]]> <![CDATA[Modern Love]]> Why would it matter if her ass is 'real?'

Ladyfriend clearly isn't interested in 'natural beauty.'

Just sayin.'

hatey

]]> <![CDATA[Modern Love]]> @jenndavo: I know, WHAT?!?

I was just visitng the MLP thread again... I have to say, Coco is sorta reminiscent.

leMaldeTete

]]> <![CDATA[Modern Love]]> Um, did you say "28"? Her boobs are at least that old.

BeSarcastic

]]> <![CDATA[Modern Love]]> @jenndavo: For real! She's been rode hard and put away wet....See, I just made my own self ill..

Trashtastic

]]> <![CDATA[Modern Love]]> seriously? there's not a chance in hell she's only 28 -- is there? if so, she's used every last inch of herself hard over those years.

rab1203

]]> <![CDATA[Modern Love]]> 28? Is she using Zeta Jones math?

Mando323

]]> <![CDATA[Modern Love]]> If the guy NEEDS you to wear torture shoes in order to enjoy sex, something in the milk ain't clean.

BiscuitDoughJones

]]> <![CDATA[Modern Love]]> Well, isn't that fucking sweet. Nothing makes my heart go pitty-pat like misogyny. *VOM*

Trashtastic

]]> <![CDATA[Modern Love]]> COCO IS 28 YEARS OLD?!?!

jenndavo

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