Dolly Parton Blames Tits For Postponing Tour, But Is An Eating Disorder To Blame? - Jezebel Comments

Dolly Parton Blames Tits For Postponing Tour, But Is An Eating Disorder To Blame?

browneyedqtie — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 23:49:49 EST

Nothing but love for Dolly. Amazing woman. Truly.

browneyedqtie

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judgingnora — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:06:13 EST

I'm about to cry. This woman is my hero. She's so positive and upbeat. I would absolutely hate it if she didn't have that attitude about her beautiful self.

judgingnora

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LollyPops — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 14:43:21 EST

I used to love quoting Dolly when she said "I'd love to be anorexic, but I'm just too much of a pig". Oh, darling, fabulous Miss Dolly, I sure hope you haven't changed your mind.

LollyPops

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Heidiismyrealname — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:53:48 EST

My boyfriend has been to Dollywood and I haven't and I am so jealous! I love Dolly! Who knew everyone else did too? yeah!

Heidiismyrealname

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jezebelbelg — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:51:36 EST

I (lower) heart Dolly.
The ladies love her, the mens love her. She is all things naughty and nice wrapped into one. Wish I could go to the Dollywood/Jezebel rock out. I'll think of yall the next time I'm singing Jolene in the shower (tomorrow morning).

jezebelbelg

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HelloTitty — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 09:50:39 EST

If I can't be Tina Fey then I want to be Dolly Parton. She's the very best humans have to offer. (I am worried about her thiness though. She's been waaay too thin for sometime now.)

HelloTitty

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Rooo sez BISH PLZ — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 09:25:58 EST

@marypoppinpills: "...even at that age I knew my two favorite colors would always be blush and bashful"

You know it. With Smokey Mountain Red Velvet Cake on top.

Rooo sez BISH PLZ

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Cfredl54 — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 09:07:22 EST

I honestly believe that dolly Parton is a prophet from God.

Cfredl54

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GodOfBiscuits — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 01:06:31 EST

@Archetype: "I'm a chain!"

Freakin' Awesome!

GodOfBiscuits

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GodOfBiscuits — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 01:04:26 EST

@mwynn13: My fiance's favorite Dolly is the 9-5 and Whorehouse era Dolly.

GodOfBiscuits

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GodOfBiscuits — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 01:03:33 EST

@notaclevername: I can't listen to half of her songs because of the emotion in her voice, if not the subject matter. She makes me want to cry and cry. She's a friggin' angel.

GodOfBiscuits

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Neopatra — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 00:14:58 EST

Amy Sedaris AND Dolly Parton in the same video? A person could DIE of the coolness!

Neopatra

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That_little_attention_whore — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 23:12:39 EST

Also - second, third, fourth, fifth, etc the love for Dolly as a singer and songwriter, and as a human being in general. I hope she's doing OK - if she's trying to put on some weight, then she can come join me in NC and we can eat barbecue, fried chicken, and deep fried coke, and wash it down with a big ol' glass of sweet tea. I love southern food, but cuisine minceur it ain't.

That_little_attention_whore

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LilyBonesBurana — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 23:08:52 EST

Wow--Jolene is way too high for me. Props to the Jolene karaoke squad.

My life's ambition now is to write a screenplay with a part just for Dolly. Well, actually, the dream is to have said screenplay purchased and successfully produced, but uh, I have no meaningful control over that. So, Dolly ahoy. I am concerned by the sight of her becoming increasingly wee, because it does not look like a healthily approached weight.

LilyBonesBurana

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That_little_attention_whore — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 23:06:26 EST

@bowlingfordollars: I have always wanted to go to Dollywood! How can I get in on this awesome road trip?

That_little_attention_whore

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lermanzo — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 22:53:06 EST

@bowlingfordollars: MEEEEEE!

lermanzo

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lermanzo — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 22:52:31 EST

@Scoregasm: she's ALWAYS been small tho... not that i've been raised on Dolly or anything... i maybe might have DVRed her cinematic masterpiece "A Smokey Mountain Christmas" a few months back because I love her so much.

which reminds me... i should totally add "9 to 5" to my netflix queue.

lermanzo

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Immolator — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 22:32:29 EST

I :heart: Dolly and I envy the Southern Jezebels...have fun! Bring her some cupcakes, maybe.

Immolator

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mwynn13 — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 22:04:07 EST

Dolly has been teeny for many years. She lost a lot of weight after "Whorehouse", but she's gotten even thinner in the last 15 years.

mwynn13

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Snakeophelia — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 20:52:40 EST

My best friend in college worked in Dollywood during the summers. She said Dolly was about 4 feet tall in person without her platform heels and was perhaps the nicest person she'd ever met.

And I find myself humming the "9 to 5" song a LOT on dreary Monday mornings...

Snakeophelia

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vangie — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 20:45:14 EST

@bowlingfordollars: ooh! Ooh! Take me, too! Love, love, love Dolly.

vangie

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lisas — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 20:21:19 EST

I'm also crazy-go-nuts for Jolene. I only just recently bought that album.

I used to catch the bus every morning outside of a wig store that specialized in Dolly Parton wigs. The window displays were wonderful.

lisas

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Molly Bloom — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 20:16:52 EST

I live in Nashville and you hear about or witness the bad behavior of our more famous citizens everyday. That said, I have never heard ANYTHING less than absolutely positive and glowing comments about Dolly--from promoters to waitresses she is universally loved here. She even sponsors a give a kid a book reading program here in Tennessee.
My mom is about her age and has trouble keeping weight on so I think it is just a getting older thing for some women.
I respect the hell out of Dolly and love her to death.

Molly Bloom

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agirlnamedstewart — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 19:55:30 EST

@bowlingfordollars and notaclevername: I am a Dollywood season passholder. I AM SO IN!!!

agirlnamedstewart

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sonofabiscuit is sprinkling greatness — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 19:51:01 EST

That settles it. I'm naming my boobs Captain and Tennille. But which one to hang out with Elton John?

sonofabiscuit is sprinkling greatness

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sugarbritches — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 19:17:24 EST

I love Dolly and next month I have the joy of one night with Kid Rock and the following with Dolly and oh my I CAN NOT WAIT!!!!

sugarbritches

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dreamweave — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 18:50:18 EST

love her so so so so so much. Her autobiography is a must-read, for serious! It is well-written and she has had an amazing life. One of the better rags (literally) to riches stories around...LOVE HER.

dreamweave

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tashatakeadive — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 18:50:09 EST

@crushdmb: yes, clearly I am "without"

tashatakeadive

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okay12345 — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 18:48:03 EST

"It's a good thing I was born girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen."

okay12345

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Style Queen — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 18:47:16 EST

Jolene is my Kareoke song, I heart Dolly.

Style Queen

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meaverly — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 18:44:40 EST

My dad introduced me to Dolly's music when I was a wee girl. Such a charmer she is.

Also her imdb.com page lists her "definitive self-described figure" (from 1994) as 40DD-20-36. In 1972, they were reported as 38-26-36.

Twenty inches is not very many for a waist, but she is a very little woman. Reminds me of Kylie Minogue that way.

meaverly

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iamlesliegirl — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 18:42:15 EST

She was very curvy in 9-5. As an owner of my own version of non-surgically-enhanced shock and awe, i've always respected Ms.P. She's always managed to come out seeming smart and has never seemed afraid to tackle that big boobs=no brain stereotype. Now if she'd return to curvy I'd be less worried that Mama P is sick!

iamlesliegirl

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Dogtanian — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 18:13:44 EST

She is wonderful. She does loads of charity work and is amzingly talented.

Plus: 9 to 5!

Dogtanian

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The HZA — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 18:10:27 EST

@bowlingfordollars: I was watching Food Network and they did a food tour of Dollywood. My god it looked so delicious. I was ready to buy a plane ticket and take a mini vacay and try to eat the whole park.

But hasn't she always been tiny?

The HZA

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GuyismyGuy — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 18:09:40 EST

I love her so much in Steel Magnolias... seriously..
I want to be her.

GuyismyGuy

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StrangeNurse — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 18:02:08 EST

@bowlingfordollars: Oh my God, yes. And we'll all wear wigs and show our cleavage. Those without cleavage can borrow some for the day.

StrangeNurse

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mynamebackwards — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 17:46:17 EST

i call mine pancho and lefty

mynamebackwards

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livingdeadgirl — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 17:40:57 EST

At the top of my Life Goals list: interviewing Miss Dolly Parton. Her self-deprecating sense of humor and quiet behind-the-scenes generosity--utterly amazing. Anyone who can rise from such a disadvantaged childhood and turn out to do so much good with so much grace is tops in my book.

livingdeadgirl

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sheas — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 17:40:01 EST

My husband and I drove all the way to TN for our fifth wedding anniversary last year, and ended the vacation with a trip to Dollywood. Everyone thought we were totally nuts (and I don't dispute this) but we had a blast. It's such a pretty park, with lots to do, and it's not overly-commmercial. All of the employees seem to just worship her, so she must treat them well! I'd definitely go back, even though I wasn't so crazy about Gatlinburg/Pigeon Forge.

sheas

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marypoppinpills — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 17:34:02 EST

@Blue Skies, Golden Sunshine: Grrr...ruffles and lavendar too? I'm so jealous. I have a framed black and white picture of Dolly on my mantle right beside a black and white picture of the Dalai Lama. They're my two favorite Dalai/Dollys...

marypoppinpills

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Blue Skies, Golden Sunshine — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 17:30:25 EST

@Blue Skies, Golden Sunshine: Laven... der? Cannot spell.

Blue Skies, Golden Sunshine

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TipsyRussell — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 17:26:52 EST

@TipsyRussell: Holy shit, I obviously didn't read the post. The tour is postponed!!???

TipsyRussell

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Blue Skies, Golden Sunshine — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 17:26:11 EST

@marypoppinpills: I HAD ONE OF THOSE. But not from Dollywood. It was lavendar and pink and had a ruffle.

Interestingly, I became a tomboy around age 13.

Blue Skies, Golden Sunshine

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Captain_Morgan — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 17:24:43 EST

@bowlingfordollars: Me too! I love Jolene!

Captain_Morgan

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Political Party Girl — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 17:21:44 EST

@bowlingfordollars: Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Me!

Political Party Girl

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sybann — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 17:21:33 EST

Someone should send her a link to all this love. Kisses you sweet trashy woman!

sybann

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little stripes — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 17:20:49 EST

@tashatakeadive: You just don't know the awesomeness that is Dolly.

little stripes

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TipsyRussell — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 17:20:01 EST

@wolf biter: My mom's coming up from Georgia to go see her with me at Radio City! I'm counting down the days!

@HelloNos: Dollywood and the Pigeon Forge/Gatlinburg area is nothing short of hilarious. Last time I went there my friend and I ended up at a karaoke bar and a redneck couple sang "I've had the time of my life" and after the song was over, the guy proposed. Ahh...good times.

And yes, Dolly is looking super skinny in her new video with Amy Sedaris (my two girl-crushes working together!). I worry about her.

TipsyRussell

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hamburgerhotdog — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 17:18:23 EST

I would love to do a jezebel commenter trip to Dollywood. They have lemurs there. I've been wanting to go there forever.

hamburgerhotdog

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BowlingForDollars — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 17:17:18 EST

That's it! Watch the Southern Jezebels Facebook board - I am totes planning a Cocktails, Dreams & Coonskins weekend at Dollywood.

BowlingForDollars

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lucyjae — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 17:16:13 EST

Oh, I also have a magnet of her on my fridge. LOVE.

lucyjae

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Lady Skittlehattington — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 17:16:00 EST

@Gabbo: "You know what really burns my ass? A flame about 3 feet high."

Lady Skittlehattington

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lucyjae — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 17:15:16 EST

I LOVE Dolly! My old roommate and I went to see her a few years ago. There isn't a natural part left on her face, but she is the awesomist. Also, Jolene is one of my top 10 favorite songs of all time.

lucyjae

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tell Dolly Parton again — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 17:14:32 EST

I listen to Dolly on the way to work when I need to feel empowered and awesome. It always works!

@rednrowdy: Totally with you. Stupid kid Dolly Parton humor was a big part of elementary school. But we also had Tammy Faye Bakker humor, which I think was particular to South Carolina.

tell Dolly Parton again

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marypoppinpills — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 17:14:23 EST

I threw a fit at Dollywood when I was 8 for a pink parasol that could be personalized with my name in the puff paint pastel color of my choice...even at that age I knew my two favorite colors would always be blush and bashful

marypoppinpills

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brookidy — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 17:13:32 EST

@bowlingfordollars: Oh me me me!!!. I remember being at the state fair trying so hard to win a prize - a poster of Dolly. Finally the carnie gave it to me and I lurved it so much. She's the best.

brookidy

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Lady Skittlehattington — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 17:12:39 EST

Can I just take the opportunity to say that my love for Dolly Parton is in exact proportion to the dislike I feel for our IT guys at my company? I just spent several minutes typing a lovely comment about my love for the Parton, and my computer ate it. BOO!

I want to go home and watch the Best Little Whorehouse in Texas RIGHT NOW.

Lady Skittlehattington

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rednrowdy — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 17:11:36 EST

@rednrowdy: to clarify, i never thought she was a joke, but the big boobs + stupid kid behavior = ...well, you know.

rednrowdy

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tashatakeadive — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 17:10:38 EST

Hag Hag Hag... Gag Gag Gag

tashatakeadive

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wolf biter — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 17:10:18 EST

My mom and I have tickets to see Dolly next month in Atlantic City.

SO EXCITED.

wolf biter

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TriedandTrue — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 17:09:31 EST

Do not underestimate Dolly. She is shrewd and sharp. I love, love, love her.

TriedandTrue

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not.a.clever.name — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 17:09:04 EST

@socalsnarkstress: Another favorite quote, on why she stays so skinny: You know nothing grows in the shade.

Also, I have complete unabashed love for "Islands in the Stream."

not.a.clever.name

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LadyvonSnarkyPants — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 17:08:49 EST

Coming out of lurkdome to add to the Dolly. Also, because I'm pumped that my fiancee bought us tickets to see her next month at Radio City. Woot!

LadyvonSnarkyPants

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Rummy_McGin — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 17:08:00 EST

i do love dolly

Rummy_McGin

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Gabbo — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 17:07:22 EST

@Archetype: "There's so much static e-lec-tricity in this room I pick up everything except boys and money!"

She has, like, the warmest screen presence ever.

Gabbo

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SouthernSatine — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 17:06:58 EST

Dollywood! Woo-hoo! Also, we seem to have found one of the few subjects that all Jezzies agree one. Straight Dolly love from here!

SouthernSatine

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Gingerlime — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 17:05:54 EST

As Dolly said in 'Steel Magnolias', "There's no such thing as natural beauty." She cracks me up, because even though she's given herself many an overhaul, she manages to keep it real.

Gingerlime

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helenahandbasket — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 17:05:49 EST

i wanna grow up to be her (but kinda saggy, since i'm scared of plastic surgery. oh, and i don't have that kind of talent. oh crap... i fear i just found out that i really, actually want to grow up to be rue mclanahan. interesting).

helenahandbasket

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Alohamaid — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 17:05:45 EST

@bowlingfordollars: ME!

Alohamaid

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Mrs. DeLesseps To You, Dahling — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 17:03:39 EST

Amazing songwriter. Does anyone remember her TV show with Porter Wagoner? Those 2 rocked some major sequins.

Mrs. DeLesseps To You, Dahling

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inchworm — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 17:03:38 EST

SO MUCH LOVE.

better get to livin' is awesome. wish i could follow her advice a little better though.

inchworm

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the historian — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 17:03:31 EST

Thank god, a celebrity who is honest about having plastic surgery! You go honey! As for being skinny, she does look much thinner than her 9 to 5 days.

the historian

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rednrowdy — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 17:03:05 EST

growing up, dolly was a joke because of shock and awe, and yet i still loved her songs. as an adult, i appreciated how hard it must have been for her to write and record all of her own material in nashville at a time when it wasn't common for women to do that. best of all, she has a sense of humor about how she looks...too bad more actresses and recording artists don't have her attitude. go dolly go!

rednrowdy

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Blair Waldorf (formerly socalsnarkstress) — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 17:02:29 EST

Love her. Her quote "It takes a lot of money to look this cheap" never fails to crack me up.

Blair Waldorf (formerly socalsnarkstress)

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KidPresentable — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 17:02:02 EST

I love her!

KidPresentable

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SpicyTamale πβɸ — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 17:01:59 EST

@bowlingfordollars:
oh I am all in.
I hearts the Dolly. So. Much.

SpicyTamale πβɸ

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gra — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 17:00:59 EST

I think Dolly is super cool. That is all.

gra

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Blue Skies, Golden Sunshine — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 17:00:43 EST

Fuck it, you guys. I LOVE HER.

Blue Skies, Golden Sunshine

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DorothyZbornak — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 17:00:37 EST

@bowlingfordollars: I am so there. I love Dolly soo much. I love Jezzies soo much. And I had some really yummy sweet wine from the Apple Barn restaurant in Pigeon Forge at by BF's aunt's house this weekend, so I'd love to get some of that too!

DorothyZbornak

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HelloNos — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 17:00:17 EST

I freaking love Dolly too, but I have heard that Dollywood sucks. Which disappoints me greatly. Can anyone confirm/refute?

HelloNos

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little stripes — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 17:00:08 EST

I LOVE HER SO MUCH.

little stripes

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myrtlebeachbum — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 17:00:01 EST

@bowlingfordollars: I'm in. I can relive the 6th-grade romance that began on a fateful class trip to Dollywood. But only if we go on a day Dolly is there, so I can swipe one of her wigs to wear with my Pat Head Summitt shoes.

myrtlebeachbum

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PinkSoxHat — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 16:59:52 EST

The other day I was driving my fiancee to his birthday party when 9 to 5 came on. I started belting it out. At first he looked at me all judgy like, but by the second verse he was singing too. No one can resist the Dolly.

PinkSoxHat

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Hamsterpants — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 16:59:46 EST

She is the awesomest, and so totally talented. A lot of people just think she's about the boobs and the voice. She'a a really fine musician, a great songwriter, and I lurve her to death. Call me, Dolly!

Hamsterpants

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Lollia — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 16:58:58 EST

Dolly may be one of the smartest women to ever play a dumb blond, as far as I can tell. Though even if she weren't, all manner of sins could be covered by "9 to 5" the movie.

Lollia

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not.a.clever.name — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 16:58:47 EST

@bowlingfordollars: **squirms in seat and waves raised hand around in the air** ME!

I've always wanted to go to Dollywood. I love Dolly. Her songs consistently make me tear up. Coat of Many Colors...bah. Can't listen to that one in the car.

not.a.clever.name

Dolly Parton Blames Tits For Postponing Tour, But Is An Eating Disorder To Blame?

titania1285 — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 16:57:59 EST

and although i'm not defending something that is clearly pathological, but she's tiny, and a LOT of women get super skinny as they push retirement age.

titania1285

Dolly Parton Blames Tits For Postponing Tour, But Is An Eating Disorder To Blame?

KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 16:57:44 EST

@rachystyle: I agree. My mother liked her song and yelled "Are you fucking kidding me?!" when Three Six Mafia won. My mother does not really yell, let alone swear.

I heart Dolly!

KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins

Dolly Parton Blames Tits For Postponing Tour, But Is An Eating Disorder To Blame?

MoonJewel — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 16:57:16 EST

I've never loved her kind of music, but in many ways I respect her. However, she does seem really thin on the cover (not saying she is, but she just looks it). She has great skin, though.

MoonJewel

Dolly Parton Blames Tits For Postponing Tour, But Is An Eating Disorder To Blame?

Archetype — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 16:56:40 EST

@meaghan2k: Ditto.

"I'm a chain!"

Archetype

Dolly Parton Blames Tits For Postponing Tour, But Is An Eating Disorder To Blame?

titania1285 — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 16:56:37 EST

she's the only twangy singer i can stand. and i loves her sooooo much.

titania1285

Dolly Parton Blames Tits For Postponing Tour, But Is An Eating Disorder To Blame?

hortense — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 16:56:28 EST

Dammit, she's postponed her tour because of back problems.

Dolly says: "Hey, you try wagging these puppies around a while and see if you don't have back problems."

No, seriously, that's a real quote.

I love her.

hortense

Dolly Parton Blames Tits For Postponing Tour, But Is An Eating Disorder To Blame?

Scoregasm — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 16:55:41 EST

I first noticed she was getting really skinny on some CMT show I flipped past over a year ago. Still, seeing that pic of her: DAMN. Her legs are smaller than my arms.
Otherwise, though - nothing but love for Dolly.

Scoregasm

Dolly Parton Blames Tits For Postponing Tour, But Is An Eating Disorder To Blame?

BowlingForDollars — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 16:55:33 EST

She is awesome. Seriously. One of the nicest people in show biz.

Ya'll a Jezzie retreat to Dollywood would rock. Let's plan one. Who's in?

BowlingForDollars

Dolly Parton Blames Tits For Postponing Tour, But Is An Eating Disorder To Blame?

dotcomdork — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 16:55:22 EST

Shock and awe. That's brilliant.

dotcomdork

Dolly Parton Blames Tits For Postponing Tour, But Is An Eating Disorder To Blame?

Stumbelina — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 16:55:21 EST

I heart her.

Stumbelina

Dolly Parton Blames Tits For Postponing Tour, But Is An Eating Disorder To Blame?

meaghan2k — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 16:55:02 EST

There aren't fucking enough words in the English language to convey how much I love Dolly Parton.

meaghan2k

Dolly Parton Blames Tits For Postponing Tour, But Is An Eating Disorder To Blame?

BrutallyHonestBabes — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 16:54:47 EST

My parents went to see her in Nashville a couple of years back. They said she was unbelievable. I thought my Pa was gonna have a heart attack! I loves the Dolly.

BrutallyHonestBabes

Dolly Parton Blames Tits For Postponing Tour, But Is An Eating Disorder To Blame?

rachystyle — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 16:54:18 EST

I will never forgive the Academy for passing over her amazing song "Travelin' Thru" for Three Six Mafia.

rachystyle