<![CDATA[This Little Piggy - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[This Little Piggy - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[This Little Piggy]]> They're as intelligent as a three-year-old. Pigs are the business. And that's why I'm a vegetarian too!

Spenner

]]> <![CDATA[This Little Piggy]]> this, ladies and ladies, is why i am a vegetarian.

TripLetz

]]> <![CDATA[This Little Piggy]]> I need that piggy!

greeniebitch

]]> <![CDATA[This Little Piggy]]> @LipstickLibrarian: Ooooh,dark humour (ok,I giggled a little) ;-)

missdelite

]]> <![CDATA[This Little Piggy]]> @Lady Skittlehattington: For a minute there I wondered if my sister had somehow found this site, because my dad used to say exactly the same thing.

onefishtwofish

]]> <![CDATA[This Little Piggy]]> So adorable. No heart-shaped bacon!

Speaking of heart-shaped bacon, one Mother's Day, my GF and petite made me breakfast in bed, and served the bacon on a special plate, with the pieces of bacon shaped into a big, giant heart! It was awesome.

SBJ

]]> <![CDATA[This Little Piggy]]> @missdelite: I know what you meant, but I immediately pictured the girl holding a skewered piggy.

LipstickLibrarian

]]> <![CDATA[This Little Piggy]]> awwwwwwwww piglets
too cute to eat. maybe he has an ugly brother.

joyjoyjoy

]]> <![CDATA[This Little Piggy]]> Can I get one with an arrow through the heart?

missdelite

]]> <![CDATA[This Little Piggy]]> @pink_orchid: I was totes thinking this Valentine miracle piglet had something to do with a Sharpie marker, but then I'm cynical that way.

fluffybudgie

]]> <![CDATA[This Little Piggy]]> OMG! piggy! i should check the article, but it looks like a gloucestershire old spot. my mum has those (she's a rare breeds weirdo) and they are fucking brilliant, snorfing around and being unspeakably pink and adorable. why, oh, why do they taste so delicious?

Charlotte Corday

]]> <![CDATA[This Little Piggy]]> want!

gluecake

]]> <![CDATA[This Little Piggy]]> As much as I HATE the Daily Mail, this makes me so happy.
Cute itty bitty baby.

CreoleSugar

]]> <![CDATA[This Little Piggy]]> is it just me or do heart shaped birthmarks on animals happen near valentines day only? is it because it is spring and the new babies are born? or is this hijinx like drawing a birthmark on?

pink_orchid_martini

]]> <![CDATA[This Little Piggy]]> dear darwin,

i would like a wee piggins that would stay just that size, perhaps a tad bit bigger.

kthxbai.

lermanzo

lermanzo

]]> <![CDATA[This Little Piggy]]> aw, i'm still thrilled at how happy the girl holding him is. i hope he is a result of some british 4H club assignment and she will TOTALLY get the blue ribbon.

titania1285

]]> <![CDATA[This Little Piggy]]> That little bundle of bacon is not safe near me, cuteness or no. I would probably eat him in hopes that I would absorb his cuteness as well as nutritional value into my bloodstream.

PhoneticLorin

]]> <![CDATA[This Little Piggy]]> i want him.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[This Little Piggy]]> Why are you all talking about eating that precious baby? **covers ears so as not to hear anything more about bacon or sausage or ham**

Kinda want some sausage right now, though.

zivah

]]> <![CDATA[This Little Piggy]]> @hatepaperdoll: Yeah, I know. Pigs are very smart--reportedly smarter than dogs. Kinda upsetting, huh?

MsMerlin

]]> <![CDATA[This Little Piggy]]> Glad i'm a vegetarian. That is one cute pig. Come stay with me and Leiakat.

BowlingForDollars

]]> <![CDATA[This Little Piggy]]> This is why I stopped eating pork- that and the fact that they are really smart and I would eventually like to have one for a pet. Surprisingly enough my bf accepts this, and has actually talked to people at work about it in a positive way.

99centbar

]]> <![CDATA[This Little Piggy]]> @Klassy: Pickton. and yeah. very graphic trial.

pink_orchid_martini

]]> <![CDATA[This Little Piggy]]> @badmutha: My grandfather apparently would plop my unsuspecting father (when he was a kid) on the backs of grown pigs at his brother's farm, scaring the bejeesus out of him. Grown pigs are scary, man.

bellethellama

]]> <![CDATA[This Little Piggy]]> @marie123:

Sad fact to ruin all the wonderful cuteness: pandas often have multiple births, but baby pandas are so hard to take care of and require so much food and time that the mother usually abandons one as soon as she gives birth.

Uh..quick! Look at the cute pig and feel better!

Katxyz

]]> <![CDATA[This Little Piggy]]> @marie123: I think because it's probably happened before. Someone fell into a feeding through or something equally ghastly. And some sick bastard decided that he must tell the world that it's possible for animals to want to eat humans. You know, as a public service announcement or something.

Lady Skittlehattington

]]> <![CDATA[This Little Piggy]]> @Hamsterpants: Now that's serious nomulence.

sybann

]]> <![CDATA[This Little Piggy]]> stop the cuteness!!!! i can't handle it all!!!

wigglepuppy

]]> <![CDATA[This Little Piggy]]> @Trixie from Toronto: I feel the same way about babies.

LipstickLibrarian

]]> <![CDATA[This Little Piggy]]> @Hamsterpants: Ahhh, I saw that on cuteoverload....she's getting big.

marie123

]]> <![CDATA[This Little Piggy]]> @hortense: @marie123: @LipstickLibrarian: @sybann: @Captain_Morgan: @DramaClub: I love anyone who makes a Charlotte's Web reference.

DorothyZbornak

]]> <![CDATA[This Little Piggy]]> OMG you guys - [www.nuernberg.de]

Hamsterpants

]]> <![CDATA[This Little Piggy]]> @Lady Skittlehattington: No no, not test it.

But how would you figure something awful like that out--that a domesticated animal could eat someone?

I believe you, its not the first time I heard it.

Always creeps me out to consider that domestic animals aren't lacking a taste for human blood.

marie123

]]> <![CDATA[This Little Piggy]]> @cupcakesofdeath: Hmmm. Love Bacon.

Macloserboy

]]> <![CDATA[This Little Piggy]]> Ok, THAT'S what I want for Valentine's Day.

LucyRed

]]> <![CDATA[This Little Piggy]]> That'll do, pig. That'll do.

hortense

]]> <![CDATA[This Little Piggy]]> How sickeningly cute.

homeslice

]]> <![CDATA[This Little Piggy]]> @marie123: What kind of a sick bastard would want to test such a thing?

It's true. I swear. I grew up on a farm. I'm not lying.

Lady Skittlehattington

]]> <![CDATA[This Little Piggy]]> @Lady Skittlehattington: P.S. What animal ISN'T capable of killing and/or eating its own young?

Especially if we're talking about the testosterone side of the bargain? How many species is it safe for fathers to be around the young (or even in the raising, if that's involved)? Wolves? Penguins? The occasional human?

Maybe domestic cats and dogs if they're really nice?

marie123

]]> <![CDATA[This Little Piggy]]> How cute. It's a shame they taste so good.

Trixie from Toronto

]]> <![CDATA[This Little Piggy]]> after that really long abortion/fetal pain discussion.. im seriously in the need of a cute little baby piggy. =)

jenalicious

]]> <![CDATA[This Little Piggy]]> @badmutha: Umm. Don't look up Pinkerton trial, if you want to keep your lunch. Canadian serial killer who 'disposed' of the bodies on his pig farm.

LittleBlackFly

]]> <![CDATA[This Little Piggy]]> @Lady Skittlehattington: It's true. Hogs will eat anything, including their own young.

This is why I don't like pigs. Always thinking with their stomachs."

I believe that (they do eat garbage after all) but has that ever been tested or discovered?

marie123

]]> <![CDATA[This Little Piggy]]> @cupcakesofdeath: I have seen it, but I don't recall that part. I was busy trying to figure out what the fuck Brad Pitt was talking about.

@stacyinbean: And sausage. Don't forget sausage.

Lady Skittlehattington

]]> <![CDATA[This Little Piggy]]> @Jaguares: Through your chest, maybe.

badmutha

]]> <![CDATA[This Little Piggy]]> @pizza: I think the farmer will take care of that soon enough, unfortunately.

Eat his face off, his rump, and his heart-decorated sides...

Oh, I'm an asshole.

marie123

]]> <![CDATA[This Little Piggy]]> @AndSheWas: birthday thief!

@Lady Skittlehattington: I'll be more of a downer and note that he probably won't get very big and mean since he'll be 10 packages of bacon before his 2nd birthday...

stacyinbean

]]> <![CDATA[This Little Piggy]]> @Lady Skittlehattington: ever see Snatch? "Hence the expression, 'as greedy as a pig.'"

cupcakes is allergic to magic

]]> <![CDATA[This Little Piggy]]> that is awesome! i wish i had a cool birthmark like that :) and i cant say nom nom nom... too real for piggy.

pink_orchid_martini

]]> <![CDATA[This Little Piggy]]> I heard if you sleep next to a piggie it'll eat your soul.

Jaguares

]]> <![CDATA[This Little Piggy]]> ADORABLE! He's like a cross between a cow and piggie. :)

linkura

]]> <![CDATA[This Little Piggy]]> Please tell me they are not going to eat that pig. Please let cutey pig end up in a petting zoo or on Mr. Zuckerman's farm.

DramaClub

]]> <![CDATA[This Little Piggy]]> @badmutha: It's true. Hogs will eat anything, including their own young.

This is why I don't like pigs. Always thinking with their stomachs.

Lady Skittlehattington

]]> <![CDATA[This Little Piggy]]> Awwww, look at the little piggy! He's so precious. And the girl holding him is pretty cute too. This just made my dull afternoon.

jenneisawesome

]]> <![CDATA[This Little Piggy]]> holy shit that is the cutest - i love wittle baby piggies. i want to eat his face off.

pizza

]]> <![CDATA[This Little Piggy]]> @LipstickLibrarian: TERRIFIC!

mmmmmm - bacon.

sybann

]]> <![CDATA[This Little Piggy]]> That is such a cute little piggy. Where is Charlotte when you need her?

Captain_Morgan

]]> <![CDATA[This Little Piggy]]> Pigs. I always think of how I read that pigs will play with a ball if you put one in their pen, because they like to stay active and use their minds. They push it around with their snouts.
Then I get sad.

hatepaperdoll

]]> <![CDATA[This Little Piggy]]> @Lady Skittlehattington: I have heard that male pigs can eat people, but I thought that was all too "Hannible"-like to be true.

badmutha

]]> <![CDATA[This Little Piggy]]> @hortense: RADIANT!

LipstickLibrarian

]]> <![CDATA[This Little Piggy]]> EEEEE!! Piggy!

That pig is going to get big and mean and the name Valentine will be totally laughable. As my dad used to say, "A grown male hog will eat a man."

I'm such a downer.

Lady Skittlehattington

]]> <![CDATA[This Little Piggy]]> All cute things originate from Japan?

Adorable. Come live with me piggy, I'm a veggie so your safe.

Leiakat

]]> <![CDATA[This Little Piggy]]> @BAngieB: I'm envisioning a plate of bacon with little hearts all over it. cutest Valentine's Day breakfast ever!

cupcakes is allergic to magic

]]> <![CDATA[This Little Piggy]]> The girl has an adorable smile, the pig has an adorable heart - mark. Teh cuteness, it keels meh.

badmutha

]]> <![CDATA[This Little Piggy]]> @hortense: Great minds....

marie123

]]> <![CDATA[This Little Piggy]]> @BAngieB: I was wondering if he's still going to be made into ribs and bacon when he grows up.

goldenmonkey

]]> <![CDATA[This Little Piggy]]> I want that pig! How fucking cut is that?

PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA

]]> <![CDATA[This Little Piggy]]> "There has been a lot of interest because they are a fatty breed and it's a different taste to the normal type of pig - it's much more succulent."

Last sentence in the article.

As a meat-lover (and eater), I feel like a hypocrite here, but, uh...."some pig" or something to that effect?

Will he be spared for his cute hearts or will he simply be a big, fat, dirty, slovenly side of bacon when he leaves piglet stage?

marie123

]]> <![CDATA[This Little Piggy]]> Well I hate to make the comparison between myself and a pig, but I have a heart-shaped birthmark, though I was born on New Year's day.

AndSheWas

]]> <![CDATA[This Little Piggy]]> SOME PIG.

hortense

]]> <![CDATA[This Little Piggy]]> Oh, golly. That's hilarious and cute.

Archetype

]]> <![CDATA[This Little Piggy]]> I was going to say I would eat that baby pig...but someone probably will.

BAngieB

]]> <![CDATA[This Little Piggy]]> OHMAHGAWD, nom, nom!! Cutest pig EV-AH.

blackbirdfly

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