<![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding? - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding? - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> Random Grammy Thoughts

If there is cooler woman than Tina Turner, please advise.

I want Amy Winehouse Backup Dancers as my new best friends. They were the highlight of my night!

Aretha Franklin brings tears to my eyes. (happy tears) Also, the Gospel and Soul performances always bring the Grammy house down.

Loved, loved the Orchestra bits during the performances.

Why were most attendees dressed as if they were going to the Oscars? I want the cool, crazy Grammy fashions.

Oh and I love Dave Grohl........so much and all the Foo Fighers.

BeachLover

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> Lub a the Roy Scheider. Didn't realize he was that old, but God Bless and RIP.

JazzednJersey

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> I think I can hear a new hit in the making by Alannis Morrisette..."Do you think of me when you're fucking Scarlett?"

JazzednJersey

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> also, could i please join Team Pretty Girl? I love lindsay lohan. fuck paris!

ilovejohnnythunders

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> as a teen just getting over acne, that Posh comment really cut into me. can't he just call her an awful skinny bitch or something?

ilovejohnnythunders

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> Michael Lucas should be a novelist with lines like that.

angelicola

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> Not sure why Random Porn Guy thinks anyone cares what he observes about Posh's skin. STFU dude, you are a nobody and she looks fab.

I didn't realize I liked her so much... until I wrote this post defending her. She IS kinda awesome though, in a very English, "Dynasty", my-sexy-husband-likes-it-when-I-frown..., sort of way.

lollygagger

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> @BeAgrestic: Very nobly, I tried not to cry. It didn't work. He's a fucking moron, a talented moron, but a moron, still he's just too sincere about it for me not to have a major soft spot for him.

SBJ

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> I feel a little ashamed that I cried like a baby l through the second half of Kanye's performance last night.
I even felt angry at Vince Gill for saying the best unscripted line of the night. Someone needed to put him in his place, but did have to be Vince fucking Gill?!
Blerg.

BeAgrestic

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> @DorothyZbornak: Seriously. When I die, I want a Fosse production number with BEN VEREEN(sidebar:remember Zoobilee Zoo??) to send me off. I will accept no less.

ChampagneofBeers

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> @AthertonMerriweather: oh-we-oh-we oh-Jungle Love!

ChampagneofBeers

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> Can I just say that even though I did not understand Tina Turner's outfit, I loved her performance with Beyonce the most? I actually enjoyed Beyonce, for once! It was amazing! They fucking rocked it out together.

SBJ

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> @Jerseylicious: I first thought they said Rob Schneider, too. And THAT would have been sad.

zivah

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> @braak: Oh, Terry Pratchett, so brilliantly funny! All Jezzies should read his Tiffany Aching novels, and anything with Nanny Ogg and Esme Weatherwax. You'll be happy you did!

His recent diagnosis of Alzheimer's, however, is heartbreaking.

harperleebowitz

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> @NefariousNewt: Rock is the force that moves the universe. This premise was the best part of Terry Pratchett's novel Soul Music.

braak

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> @BAngieB: I was always on her team, but she disappointed me so. And I was mad at her for that. And for the blonde.

Now that she's gone brunette, I feel warmth once more towards her.

Trixie from Toronto

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> Dang. Old girl Scarlett looks like Ann Coulter in that picture.

mercymercyme

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> Whenever I'm feeling blue, I'll just remind myself that I have a better complexion than Victoria Beckham.

And there was never really any doubt the Oscars were gonna happen.

LipstickLibrarian

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> @Trashtastic: Well, good morning to you, too, and welcome to Team Pretty Girl.

BAngieB

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> @onthecornerofparkerandwoolf: I can't believe you made me lol at a comment about premature death, but something about the stern all-caps order to James McAvoy completely cracked me up. I'm still giggling.

Eeva

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> I didn't manage to stay up for it, but I was relieved to learn this morning that Amy Winehouse's performance turned out okay. I was really worried about it ending up like that European award show where she butchered "Back to Black." Her reaction to winning record of the year was kind of wonderful too.

aubonpam

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> Bitch slap the vapid whore, Lindsey! She's just pissed you're actually talented, and pretty, and didn't use to be a man.

Trashtastic is proud to be an American!!!!

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> @myrtlebeachbum: Oh yes, they were the shit!

Why hating on Beyonce? I think she's very beautiful, multi-talented if not a tad over exposed.

Best non-writer moment - Cher. Only person that made sense last night other than Vince Gill - love that someone put Kanye in his place. He's very talented, but he just hasn't earned the level of arrogance. Tired of him.

mishacat

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> @Trixie from Toronto: Well, good morning and welcome to Team Pretty Girl.

BAngieB

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> @MsMerlin: That'd rock. @Kittenish: Yeah, I hated that she thanked him. And didn't she change one of the lines in Rehab, too? Sigh. I think her parents are trying to help her, but that gosh darn scumbag...why am I saying gosh darn? Anyway. He's a total jerk. Manipulative asshole. But it was really sweet when she won and her mom up there with her-I think it was her mom? I bet they're thinking "We're trying to fix our daughter's drug addiction and that's going OK. but we're worried about her addiction to her husband."

Am I the only one who thought Alicia Keys tore it up last night? And I'm not a big fan of him, but the John Mayer cameo was pretty cool as well.

lalaland13

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> p.s. Even as a young girl, I found Roy Scheider to be smoking hot.

Trixie from Toronto

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> I seriously started bawling when I saw those shots from Heath's funeral with them all frolicking joyously in the surf. Oh my God. That was sadder than any morose, morbid funeral.

Also: TEAM LOHAN. Wouldn't you just love to see her take that Hilton skank down!!!!

Trixie from Toronto

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> @rachelrob: I know! Amy's genuine look of surprise, and that in her speech she thanked her parents - with whom she had battled in the past- that warmed my cold heart.

I normally tire of listening to a CD after a few weeks; but I never get tired of listening to her "Back to Black" CD. Its been on steady rotation in my car since I bought it last Fall.

Amy is so talented. Why do so many gifted people seem so self destructive?! I hope her multiple wins will encourage her to heal herself completely and focus on her music.

cynicchick

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> @Incognegro and Ginaromantica: Oops, blame overexposure to the British tabs. It's left me a little numb...

bowleserised

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> @AthertonMerriweather: "Leave your number on the tablet by the telephone, I love ya butcha got to go".

BAngieB

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> 1. Jazz hands. He was so good in that movie.
2. Becks should try kissing on the soccer field.
3. Heather MCartney Dances With the Stars, but takes a wheelchair to court. Boo, hiss, you fucking poser.

Mrs. DeLesseps To You, Dahling

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> @topsy: I had heard great things about All That Jazz, and was disappointed when I finally saw it that the theme of Every. Single. Scene was: "I'm an asshole to the ladies, and I'm dying! Jazz hands!!!" It was excruciating.

I agree that Mr. Schieder was sex on legs back in the day, though. R.I.P Roy.

harperleebowitz

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> @Jerseylicious: jonathan brandis was my first thought too! when heath ledger died, i realized i've only ever been *really* into three movie stars, and now two of them have died young. JAMES MACAVOY, TAKE YOUR VITAMINS.

onthecornerofparkerandwoolf

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> @hortense: lol for shizzle. caviar pores? yuck.
amy's expression when she won record of the year was classic. so happy for her.

onesong

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> @meaghan2k:
Saw it, and I concur. Thinking woman's porn.

BeSarcastic

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> @Andalucía: im in ohio and am literally counting down the days until march 4th when i can go and spread my hillary love!!!!

mydogatemyhomework

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> @TriedandTrue: I screamed when the Time started playing...and if not Prince, I would have loved to see some Vanity 6 or something. If the Grammys were going to be a long music appreciation lesson "Nasty Girl" should always be involved.
(It was the first record I ever owned. At 6 or 7 I conned my grandmother into buying it for me at the Salvation Army.)

AnnoyingFemaleLeadVoiceover

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> @hfree: Because I hate Kanye, it broke my heart to see them there. But they probably made more money from his sample than their own album sales.

Macloserboy

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> @hfree: I found that Rihanna and Jay-Z bit cute, although the fact that he worked so hard to get his hand out of hers as they were going on stage seemed a bit telling. Methinks she has a crush on him, but it didn't seem to be reciprocated. The whole "translation" joke cracked me up more than it had any right to. I love corny stuff.

Taigan

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> @AthertonMerriweather: Agreed. Morris Day and the Time did NOT need Rihanna to make them appear more cool and marketable to a younger generation. What a travesty. And when they broke out into "Umbrella", I nearly caught the vapors.

Taigan

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> @Andalucía: I know it.

SinisterRouge

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> @bowleserised: Oh my god: "Rumpy Stumpy"!!

GinaRomantica

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> Oh, and loved Kanye's performance! So excited when Daft Punk was revealed! Awesome

hfree

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> @AthertonMerriweather: AMEN TO THAT! i was hopping all over my apartment. oh-we-oh-we-oh!

confusedforahotsecond, soldier of the horrible shoe war!

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> @SinisterRouge: I'm seriously suspending reality until then. She has to win not because it's Hillary or that she's a woman, but because we need someone who starts out solid, progressive domestic policies and a fighter's stance. Please, let Edwards endorse her. Please!

Besides, I hate caucuses. A friend of mine caucused for Hillary in WA and was pissed about how intense the bullying was against Hillary supporters. She's not alone:
[shakespearessister.blogspot.com]

Andalucía

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> @bowleserised: why no warning?

"Most of the time it was multiple orgasms. Heather has a very unusual erogenous zone-her stump. I used to massage one particular sensitive area of it and give her an orgasm!

the horrors!

Incognegro is a Grinch

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> @PolythenePam: She's been doing the same dance steps to "Proud Mary" for 40 years, she should be able to move in those shoes. (Not that I don't love it).

@TriedandTrue: No you weren't. We kept saying "where's the Kid? Bring on the Kid!" Although, I just had to inform a co-worker who The Time are/were. I said "rent Purple Rain and all will become clear."

hfree

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> @MsMerlin: Yes! That's what I kept telling everyone in my living room last night: I need these people with me every moment of my day, cheering me on, looking hot, and jumping around in time to whatever beat I'm rocking. Amy's backup dancers for prez!

myrtlebeachbum

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> @TriedandTrue: Oh, you know that's a sore spot for Prince, who was jealous of them in concert and once fired Lewis & Jam to watch them go on and become super-successful. He'd neeeeeeever do it.

Macloserboy

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> Can we talk about Amy Winehouse's reaction after she won whatever award that came right after she performed? It was the most sincere, most endearing reaction to winning that I've ever seen.

rachelrob

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> @topsy: Thank you. Can we remember the man did more than Jaws?

Macloserboy

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> Was I the only one that was hoping and praying that Prince would come back out and play with The Time in a battle of the bands ala "Purple Rain"????? It was there for the taking......and they blew it.

TriedandTrue

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> I just couldn't get over how well Tina could dance in those shoes. I have never in my life been able to walk in heels like that much less jump around. It looked like Beyonce was having a bit of trouble in her shoes.

PolythenePam

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> @myrtlebeachbum: Loved Amy's back-up dancers, too! And they were so happy for her when she won. Sweet.

Thought: Imagine if you REALLY had those back-up dancers in your life? Following you around, to the store, to work, in meetings... Wouldn't that be something?

MsMerlin

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> @Andalucía: and PA! lol. I dunno. She still leads there...but who knows what will happen now.

SinisterRouge

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> @SinisterRouge: I'm holding out until March (C'mon Texas and Ohio!).

Andalucía

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> People the world could do without: Sam Lutfi, Heather Mills, Blaaaake. If all three could disappear forever, the world would be a better place.

GoodBadNotEvil

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> @hfree: Riiiight? She liked dissed her on TV. And Jay Z looked SO uncomfortable for a minute there.

SinisterRouge

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> I need Amy's backup dancers in my life.

myrtlebeachbum

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> @SinisterRouge: We were just talking about that at the office! Hi-larious. Maybe there's some truth to the affair rumors? Or least a crush? Then Rhianna and Jay-Z were all cute on stage and definetely had a set report.

hfree

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> All That Jazz is one of my favourite movies. Roy Scheider was a sexy beast in his day. RIP

topsy

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> @hfree: Did you see when Rihanna won and she took Jay-Z with her? She ignored Beyonce completely and she looked PISSED.

SinisterRouge

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> @braak: snerk

hfree

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> How is it that Beyonce managed to look both older and younger last night? Is she hitting the botox already? She looked. . .odd. . .not as fierce as Miss Tina.

Also, Amy looked lovely. Girl can not dance, but she looked nice.

hfree

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> Did you miss the dirt on Heather Mills MacCartney this weekend? The British tabloids are fighting dirty...

[www.newsoftheworld.co.uk]

bowleserised

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> @TheGuvnah: I know. But I thought that she'd at least keep it close in Maine and Washington. :(

SinisterRouge

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> @SinisterRouge: No!! The Feb primary schedule benefits Obama, Hill just needs to hold out for Ohio and PA, which have way more delgates and which she will win if she can just stay in there.

TheGuvnah

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> @AthertonMerriweather: OK... If I'd had any idea -- ANY IDEA -- that they were playing, I would have stayed home last night and planted myself in front of the TV. I hope I can find a full video online later.

bifteck-frites

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> Posh was very upfront in her book about having bad skin, so that guy was probably trying to find anything to bitch about to get in the news.

KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> @hamburgerhotdog: word. i can't imagine producing all of my husband's films, having five of his kids, and then being left for some ex-marilyn manson fucker. boo.

bananaballs

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> @braak: I knew rock was powerful... but not on a Jedi-like scale.

NefariousNewt

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> @braak: Love me some Keef Richards! My goal in the 80's was to sleep with him. Then he hooked up with that model.

MsMerlin

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> @AthertonMerriweather: Only they didn't call them that which has pissed me off for years! it's just THE TIME goddamnit!

Macloserboy

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> @amoureuse: Off topic: Methinks Hillary may be done. He's got all the momentum now for sure. That's cool. I'm mentally prepared. :)

SinisterRouge

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> @Leiakat: So he's a zombie?

NefariousNewt

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> Who has seen the Colbert vs. Conan brawl? If you haven't, head over to Conan's NBC site and watch it immediately. You'll piss your pants. I bring this up because Jon Stewart is in it. And because I love Conan O'Brien with the burning passion of 1,000 suns.

meaghan2k

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> @MsMerlin: Noooooo! Brad Paisley is cute and the song is supposed to be funny. He sings the song about how alcohol can make you put a lampshade on your head, and he has a song about how all you need to get married is love.......and a preacher, and a cake, and some bridesmaids, and a florist, etc etc etc.

BlondeGrlz is having a BlondeBoyz!

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> @Leiakat: Jinx! Tina Turner can wear whatever she wants.

QueenCanada

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> @NefariousNewt: Keith Richards is an undead voodoo-zombie. He is kept animated by a mixture of heroin, virgin goat's blood, and rock.

braak

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> And props to Ms. Winehouse! I really didn't think you would make it this long. DUMP Blake!! He is dragging you down!

RIP Roy Scheider.

Beyonce will never be Tina. That is all.

Kittenish has gone to the dogs...

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> @thanksluckystars: She is 68 and still going strong, she has earned the right to bad costume choices.

Beyonce's 'bunny' outfit though was quite sad...

Leiakat

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> @MsMerlin: I caught like three seconds of his performance and thought, "Are those neon ticks?!" And then I changed the channel.

CreoleSugar

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> Hooray for Amy!

CreoleSugar

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> @NefariousNewt: It depends on the definition of alive. He is more preserved, yet mobile.

Leiakat

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> Worst moment of the Grammys: That country singer performing his song "I Wanna Check You For Ticks". 'Cause nothing says lovin' like a full-body search-and-destroy mission for bloated, blood-sucking parasites! (Why do I want to make a Britney/Sam Lufti comment now?!?)

MsMerlin

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> @QueenCanada: yeah, except she needs to lay off the botox and learn to dress herself properly. She looked awful.

thanksluckystars

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> @AthertonMerriweather: WORD! I loved that!

Kittenish has gone to the dogs...

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> Keith Richards is still alive?

NefariousNewt

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> @Jerseylicious: My husband though to same thing. He was really curious what he died of.

Leiakat

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> @AthertonMerriweather: Oh-dee-oh-dee-oh! God, have had that song stuck in my head since I got up this morning. Gotta go find the CD on Amazon...

MsMerlin

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> @SinisterRouge: off topic. Obama is on my campus today. He's speaking in an hour.

amoureuse is a second class citizen

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> Oh, no. Roy Scheider died?

This makes me sad. Today is a sad Monday.

braak

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> Zzzzzz

PhoneticLorin

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> @NefariousNewt: @DorothyZbornak: This Oscars (go writers negotiation!) is going to be a sad one. Lots of gone great actors to honor this year.

Leiakat

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> @Jerseylicious: You saw Hillary?! I'd say it was definately worth skipping the Grammys.

AthertonMerriweather

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> @DorothyZbornak:
Rob Scheider was a great entertainer...
A great humanitarian...
And my dearest, dearest friend for mumble-mumble years...

A.Twafeletta

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> That's the grossest thing I've ever heard -- an open pore containing a fish egg. That is so elaborately nasty. My tea just came up.

Tanith

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> I missed the Grammys (and the BAFTAs on BBCA)... I went to see Hillary speak instead. But I figured it was ok, reading the run-downs the next day tells me everything I need to know without having to sit through all the crap. And I'm looking forward to The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly here later today!

And R.I.P. Roy. Is it bad that one of my first thoughts after hearing the news of his death was "Oh no! Sea Quest DSV! First Jonathan Brandis, now Roy Scheider... I hope Darwin the talking dolphin is still ok!" My boyfriend on the other hand, said he first thought they said Rob Schneider, and got his hopes up.

Jerseylicious

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> @bananaballs: Yeah he's kinda a dick, so they deserve each other. But he's nowhere as slimy as Robert Rodriguez.

hamburgerhotdog

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> @summerwheatley: Going from Alanis to ScarJo: major downgrade.

Andalucía

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> Dear Blake,

Die.

Seriously, when will this fucker die off? He's a goddamn parasite.

Andalucía

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> I don't know about you but I always take facial advice from porn stars.

J.D.Regent

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> @bananaballs: I didn't know either. They seem so perfect for each other, I sort of just imagined the universe bringing them together.

BlondeGrlz is having a BlondeBoyz!

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> ScarJo + Ryan Reynolds = ugh. Sorry, but I'd much rather hang with Alanis than her.

I refuse to believe the Posh item. I heart her too much.

I can only hope that Amy can get her shit together in rehab and realize what a user creep her husband is. It makes me sad to think she's so lonely/insecure/whatever that she thinks she needs him around. She may really love him, but I'm not sure the same can be said for him.

summerwheatley

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> @ineffable.me: Thank you! Posh is totally fab and as a girl who also has kinda big pores, I think there's nothing wrong with that. Michael Lucas should be happy she even gave him the time of day.

DorothyZbornak

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> @QueenCanada: I didn't like Rhianna with Morris Day either. I think she's great, but I'd like for the legends to be able to perform their songs without the younger kids having to join in.

AthertonMerriweather

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> Oh and Roy Scheider. :(

SinisterRouge

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> Am I the only one here who freaking loved "All That Jazz?" That's the first thing I thought about when I saw Roy Scheider died, not "Jaws." I really am a gay man trapped in a woman's body.

DorothyZbornak

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> @AthertonMerriweather: True dat. Tina is a legend, Beyonce is a product.

QueenCanada

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> @QueenCanada: beyonce, not so much..

dcdulce

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> I read about Roy Scheider this morning and was overwhelmingly bummed. I loved "Jaws" as a kid. :(

I was, however, jazzed about Amy Winehouse's wins last night! Take that, Beyonce!

KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> This year's Grammys were a pretty good example of why we need writers. Was everyone ad-libbing up there? It was horrible.

aubonpam

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> i didn't know that about tim burton meeting HBC that way. sort of takes the magic out of such a pair. this is why i shy away from meeting famous people who i respect. always turns out disappointing!

bananaballs

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> @SinisterRouge: I was thinking the same thing! How the hell does she make that kind of money?

hortense

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> @QueenCanada: It was awesome until Beyonce joined her.

AthertonMerriweather

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> Posh has bad skin? who the hell cares. she is fabulous and human. Yay for imperfections!

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> Caviar-in-pore imagery, disgust. The worst blackhead you could ever have.

tallyhoe

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> Roy Scheider -- good actor. RIP. Jaws was OK (not a big Spielberg fan); really liked him in Blue Thunder and 2010.

NefariousNewt

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> It is soooo wrong that Ellen Pompeo's skinny ass can afford an apt that expensive. Gawd, her show isn't even good .

SinisterRouge

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> @NefariousNewt: Totes... you know the camera adds 10 lbs, and possibly 1.5 inches.

Intern Kevin

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> How about Tina Turner rocking the shit out of the Grammys last night? Come on!

QueenCanada

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> @hortense: Why do I get the impression a porn star would see any "hole" as bigger than it is.

NefariousNewt

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> Scary skinny Posh looks sickly in person, how is that possible!

So that is why Paul wasn't at the Grammys.

Can't some judge please order Britney to seclusion somewhere for six month. For the good of society?

Leiakat

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> Looking forward to Rob Lowe's memoir... wait...

NefariousNewt

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> Amy needs to get away from Blake, and Blake needs to get away from Amy. Their relationship is beyond toxic.

And that Posh item is a visual I really didn't need at 9 am on a Monday morning.

hortense

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> Apparently, everyone can find Sam Lufti except the people who are trying to serve him. How about they give the restraining order to E!.

NefariousNewt

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> Fucking Mills, how did you expect sympathy when you went on on National TV and cried about how one of the (frankly the nicest) Beatles was a bit of a meanie.

That is all.

beastybeatsy

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> I only have one thing to say about the Grammys...Morris Day and The Motherfuckin' Time!!!

AthertonMerriweather

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> Oh thank god about the Oscars! I'm hosting a fundraiser Oscar watch party, and it wouldn't have gone quite as well if there were no dresses to snark at. I may be raising money for charity, but apparently I'm also evil, because I laughed out loud at the Heather Mills joke.

PinkSoxHat

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> "It's showtime folks"

A.Twafeletta

]]> <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson: Dreaming Of A White Wedding?]]> First!!1!
But seriously. Amy. Awesome.
That is all.

saycheeseanddie

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