<![CDATA[Pregnant Women Are "Fat Bitches" With "More Chins Than A Chinese Phone Book" - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[Pregnant Women Are "Fat Bitches" With "More Chins Than A Chinese Phone Book" - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[Pregnant Women Are "Fat Bitches" With "More Chins Than A Chinese Phone Book"]]> I want to marry the guys who write for The Onion:

Woman Overjoyed by Giant Uterine Parasite

♥ dosido Hussein McKamy☮

]]> <![CDATA[Pregnant Women Are "Fat Bitches" With "More Chins Than A Chinese Phone Book"]]> Isn't Drunken Stepfather in renal failure yet?

Yeah, I know that was tasteless, but I figure he'll have less time to devote to his hate speech if he doesn't have kidneys.

@SharonTaint: Douchelaser? I can't tell if that would be handy or, uh, burny.

squidproquo

]]> <![CDATA[Pregnant Women Are "Fat Bitches" With "More Chins Than A Chinese Phone Book"]]> What a creepy thing to say about Miley Cyrus. Creepy! I totally need a shower just from reading that comment.

Jadoremonchat

]]> <![CDATA[Pregnant Women Are "Fat Bitches" With "More Chins Than A Chinese Phone Book"]]> That guy's ugly
[www.i-guide.ro]

iguide

]]> <![CDATA[Pregnant Women Are "Fat Bitches" With "More Chins Than A Chinese Phone Book"]]> Mi madre gets REALLY offended if I even suggest that a pregnant woman is 'getting bigger' .... I am informed each and every time - "She's not getting fat, she's having.a.healthy.baby ."
So keep that in mind next time you (meaning anyone on the face of this or any other planet) comment that poor J.Lo really has started looking like a beached whale. She's HAVING.HEALTHY.BABIES. But the poor woman really does just look large, I do not envy her that size right now.

FourInchHeels

]]> <![CDATA[Pregnant Women Are "Fat Bitches" With "More Chins Than A Chinese Phone Book"]]> Ugh.

Linking to these sites at all is a patriarchy survival strategy, right?

'Cause otherwise I'm really not seein' it.

Rooo sez BISH PLZ

]]> <![CDATA[Pregnant Women Are "Fat Bitches" With "More Chins Than A Chinese Phone Book"]]> @ZippyTortoise: Hahaha! Yeah. But, no.

Immolator

]]> <![CDATA[Pregnant Women Are "Fat Bitches" With "More Chins Than A Chinese Phone Book"]]> This, is the best punishment I've seen: "Since he's 'well-liked' in the 'community,' how about we drop the Drunken Stepfather off in black hair salon and let the ladies know what he said?"

What. A. Douche.

redheadedslut

]]> <![CDATA[Pregnant Women Are "Fat Bitches" With "More Chins Than A Chinese Phone Book"]]> @Trashtastic: My parasites went from cute to hot. Now that's disturbing.

Trixie from Toronto

]]> <![CDATA[Pregnant Women Are "Fat Bitches" With "More Chins Than A Chinese Phone Book"]]> @Trixie from Toronto: I agree! And I love my little blood suckers.

And they are cuter than any of yours, ppl

Trashtastic is proud to be an American!!!!

]]> <![CDATA[Pregnant Women Are "Fat Bitches" With "More Chins Than A Chinese Phone Book"]]> Yuck on the Miley Cyrus stuff.

You know what is weird? Miley's real name is Destiny Hope Cyrus but ole Billy Ray called her Smiley as a kid, which ended up being shortened to Miley.

All so cute, right? This month she legally changed her name to Miley Ray Cyrus. Good brand management huh.

ouiserboudreaux

]]> <![CDATA[Pregnant Women Are "Fat Bitches" With "More Chins Than A Chinese Phone Book"]]> Holy shit. That Perez comment about Hannah Montana...I don't even know what to say. That is so, so wrong, and anyone who would write that...motherfucker, it's not even vaguely funny. GOD.

Eeva

]]> <![CDATA[Pregnant Women Are "Fat Bitches" With "More Chins Than A Chinese Phone Book"]]> @fallenbelle: i love kids, and i am totally going to call my kids that when i am preggers with them. parasites....

tmmkitten

]]> <![CDATA[Pregnant Women Are "Fat Bitches" With "More Chins Than A Chinese Phone Book"]]> I doubt Drunken Stepfather is "well liked" in any community, let alone the black one.

ceejeemcbeegee

]]> <![CDATA[Pregnant Women Are "Fat Bitches" With "More Chins Than A Chinese Phone Book"]]> My best friend is knocked up and she's always calling teh behbeh a parasite.

fallenbelle

]]> <![CDATA[Pregnant Women Are "Fat Bitches" With "More Chins Than A Chinese Phone Book"]]> This was a great one, but let's face it -- fetuses ARE parasites!

Trixie from Toronto

]]> <![CDATA[Pregnant Women Are "Fat Bitches" With "More Chins Than A Chinese Phone Book"]]> I am so proud to have reached one year of Perez sobriety. It's one day at a time, I know, but I feel like I've finally learned how to quit him.

westvillagegirl (exiled in chicago)

]]> <![CDATA[Pregnant Women Are "Fat Bitches" With "More Chins Than A Chinese Phone Book"]]> until milly rae is 18, comments like that make me wonder about pedopillia, and if it is alive and well inside the jackass who said that.

tmmkitten

]]> <![CDATA[Pregnant Women Are "Fat Bitches" With "More Chins Than A Chinese Phone Book"]]> Menz: Love you guys, but you seriously need to stop talking about pregnancy. You clearly don't get it.

My boyfriend couldn't stop commenting about how big his cousin's pregnant wife was. Not in an insulting way, but as if it had never occurred to him that that's sort of what happens when you are carrying another human being inside of you.

Another time, he and his frat buddies were talking about how their third buddy should hurry up and impregnate his wife with his second child. "That's the best way to do it," one of them said. "If you're going to have three kids, you should have them one right after the other."

As if their friend's wife was some kind of incubating vessal for their friend's progeny who could endure three pregnancies in quick succession.

Gumbina80

]]> <![CDATA[Pregnant Women Are "Fat Bitches" With "More Chins Than A Chinese Phone Book"]]> Maybe bc I am a huge fag hag but I am never offended by what Perez says. BC my gays say the same shit.
And weren't we all hating on J. Lo yesterday?

kaylinda

]]> <![CDATA[Pregnant Women Are "Fat Bitches" With "More Chins Than A Chinese Phone Book"]]> I think it's about time SM posted Drunken Stepfather's pic so Jezzie's Canadian readers can hunt him for sport.

HeatherNumber1

]]> <![CDATA[Pregnant Women Are "Fat Bitches" With "More Chins Than A Chinese Phone Book"]]> @foree: @gluecake: @Dr. Spaceman: Ha! I had a bio teacher who slowly and sincerely explained to you that fetuses (feti?) are totally parasites. The kicker? This was 7th grade at a Catholic school.

andBegorrah

]]> <![CDATA[Pregnant Women Are "Fat Bitches" With "More Chins Than A Chinese Phone Book"]]> I don't think the first Perez one was offensive at all - just the kind of thing I imagine a lot of (straight) men were thinking on viewing the pic. And if anything is simply a cliche. The comment about Montana's asshole however was totally uncalled for a more than a little creepy

mepo

]]> <![CDATA[Pregnant Women Are "Fat Bitches" With "More Chins Than A Chinese Phone Book"]]> I am pregnant and feel the need to stick up for my breeding sisters -- FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCKS!!!!

That's all I can muster now. I have much more vitriolic things I'm sure I could say, but there is a 3-pound succubus currently siphoning off valuable nutrients and blood from my brain at the moment... because yes, fetuses are parasites -- cute, adorable parasites.

spangledangel

]]> <![CDATA[Pregnant Women Are "Fat Bitches" With "More Chins Than A Chinese Phone Book"]]> Mentioning Jezebel all the time is weird on Drunken Stepfather's part, it's like he thinks it's a romantic comedy where he and Jezebel hate each other and then we will eventually be won over by his charms(?) and fall madly in love with him.
also @SharonTaint: LOL! douchelasers!

ZippyTortoise

]]> <![CDATA[Pregnant Women Are "Fat Bitches" With "More Chins Than A Chinese Phone Book"]]> The only thing more depressing than reading these posts is reading the comments on their sites afterward. When did people become so stupid and hateful?

Scoregasm

]]> <![CDATA[Pregnant Women Are "Fat Bitches" With "More Chins Than A Chinese Phone Book"]]> Uhhh well, Drunken Stepfather claimed that someone went to AVN posing as him! This was not posted as a direct response to Tracie's post about sighting him, but it was posted after...hmmm.

franceshasbeen

]]> <![CDATA[Pregnant Women Are "Fat Bitches" With "More Chins Than A Chinese Phone Book"]]> "Not that fetuses are parasites!"

I have an ex-gf who violently disagrees.

Dr. Spaceman, Esq.

]]> <![CDATA[Pregnant Women Are "Fat Bitches" With "More Chins Than A Chinese Phone Book"]]> When my parasite grows up, I hope he beats the living shit out of these douchelasers.

SharonTaint

]]> <![CDATA[Pregnant Women Are "Fat Bitches" With "More Chins Than A Chinese Phone Book"]]> I think the only explanation for someone like Drunken Stepfather is that he had an abusive grandmother who swung a mean hairbrush and forced him to sit down to pee, or something.

edgyspice

]]> <![CDATA[Pregnant Women Are "Fat Bitches" With "More Chins Than A Chinese Phone Book"]]> perez is the scum of the earth.

titania1285

]]> <![CDATA[Pregnant Women Are "Fat Bitches" With "More Chins Than A Chinese Phone Book"]]> The Superficial, Perez, DrunkenStepShitSandwich, I Don't Like You in That Way - the commentary is trash.

pizza

]]> <![CDATA[Pregnant Women Are "Fat Bitches" With "More Chins Than A Chinese Phone Book"]]> I don't think we let Billy Ray Cyrus decide anything. He's already decided to whore his daughter out, right? And even though he has a bastard child, she's waiting till marriage, totally.

Sorry that bugs me. The comment was totally weird. I don't know which is worse, him talking about Christina's breasts or HM's anus. Eww. That poor kid Max. When he grows up it'll be like when someone told me "Your brother has a nice ass" except a million times worse forever and ever.

lalaland13

]]> <![CDATA[Pregnant Women Are "Fat Bitches" With "More Chins Than A Chinese Phone Book"]]> Did he really mention Hannah Montanna's 3rd hole? WTF? Weirdo.

STICKSnSCONES

]]> <![CDATA[Pregnant Women Are "Fat Bitches" With "More Chins Than A Chinese Phone Book"]]> fetuses are totally parasites.

gluecake

]]> <![CDATA[Pregnant Women Are "Fat Bitches" With "More Chins Than A Chinese Phone Book"]]> "Find something tight now."

HAHAHAHAHA. Exhibit Number Three Million (roughly) that Dodai is awesome. Love it.

MsDirector

]]> <![CDATA[Pregnant Women Are "Fat Bitches" With "More Chins Than A Chinese Phone Book"]]> For a bunch of lesbians, a lot of us do seem to talk about d in the v a lot. Though the girls who ARE lesbians are awesome too. And I suspect being a lesbian has less to do with men and more to do with women.

Kaitydid

]]> <![CDATA[Pregnant Women Are "Fat Bitches" With "More Chins Than A Chinese Phone Book"]]> I was so disgusted by all the nasty remarks about both J Lo and Halle on those shitty sites this week. I'm starting to rely only on Jezebel for my gossip.

KnitSandwich

]]> <![CDATA[Pregnant Women Are "Fat Bitches" With "More Chins Than A Chinese Phone Book"]]> Ugh, completely sleazy and disgusting, per usual. Well done, idiots.

Lady Skittlehattington

]]> <![CDATA[Pregnant Women Are "Fat Bitches" With "More Chins Than A Chinese Phone Book"]]> not that fetuses are parasites made me lol

foree k.

]]> <![CDATA[Pregnant Women Are "Fat Bitches" With "More Chins Than A Chinese Phone Book"]]> calling pregnant women fat is just... i mean... that's beyond stupid, it's like they are actually missing half their brain if not ALL OF IT.

ineffable.me

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