<![CDATA[Marc Jacobs: Blue Hair Is Not As Bad As A <i>Bribery Scandal</i> - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[Marc Jacobs: Blue Hair Is Not As Bad As A <i>Bribery Scandal</i> - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[Marc Jacobs: Blue Hair Is Not As Bad As A <i>Bribery Scandal</i>]]> @blondegrlz: Ow!

Dam moddles.

Rooo sez BISH PLZ

]]> <![CDATA[Marc Jacobs: Blue Hair Is Not As Bad As A <i>Bribery Scandal</i>]]> @hellonos: Cintia Dicker is beautiful.

vivresavie17

]]> <![CDATA[Marc Jacobs: Blue Hair Is Not As Bad As A <i>Bribery Scandal</i>]]> @BiscuitDoughJones: I was always confused how they knew to do teh sex in the first place! I guess if you watched enough of the animals, you'd figure it out. Still!

vivresavie17

]]> <![CDATA[Marc Jacobs: Blue Hair Is Not As Bad As A <i>Bribery Scandal</i>]]> @hortense: Thank you! When did Cosmo become the tome from which to learn the birds and the bees?

btw, love the vintage Samsonite luggage. I've been wanting an old-fashioned luggage bag for a while.

shananigans

]]> <![CDATA[Marc Jacobs: Blue Hair Is Not As Bad As A <i>Bribery Scandal</i>]]> @JessaFields: How the hell do you pronounce that self-given moniker of hers anyhow?

Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka

]]> <![CDATA[Marc Jacobs: Blue Hair Is Not As Bad As A <i>Bribery Scandal</i>]]> @blondegrlz: Well you know LA is going through a shortage of actresses, right? So they need to bring in zee muhdels.

* I kid, I kid.

Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka

]]> <![CDATA[Marc Jacobs: Blue Hair Is Not As Bad As A <i>Bribery Scandal</i>]]> @Bryanboy: It drives me crazy, too, mostly because of the spelling. If she wanted to be "Agnes Dean," I don't think I'd care.

JessaFields

]]> <![CDATA[Marc Jacobs: Blue Hair Is Not As Bad As A <i>Bribery Scandal</i>]]> @BiscuitDoughJones: I'm sure that "guy worried about girl getting fat" is genetic. :)

vanishingirl

]]> <![CDATA[Marc Jacobs: Blue Hair Is Not As Bad As A <i>Bribery Scandal</i>]]> @Bryanboy: give it a rest, marilyn manson's real name is brian warner and no one freaks out over it.

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[Marc Jacobs: Blue Hair Is Not As Bad As A <i>Bribery Scandal</i>]]> RE sevigny: God, I thought I was the only one! Fashion week comes around and all of a sudden, everything I own is wrong and ugly.

marvel girl

]]> <![CDATA[Marc Jacobs: Blue Hair Is Not As Bad As A <i>Bribery Scandal</i>]]> HER NAME IS NOT AGYNESS, IT'S LAURA HOLLINS!

Bryanboy

]]> <![CDATA[Marc Jacobs: Blue Hair Is Not As Bad As A <i>Bribery Scandal</i>]]> @cuteasabutton: bUNGhole! heh heh heh bUNGhole! heh heh heh

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[Marc Jacobs: Blue Hair Is Not As Bad As A <i>Bribery Scandal</i>]]> @hortense: Don't forget bleaching your bunghole

Cuteasabutton...does not suffer fools gladly.

]]> <![CDATA[Marc Jacobs: Blue Hair Is Not As Bad As A <i>Bribery Scandal</i>]]> @hortense: #12 Try really hard, but not too hard. You want to look really hot, but not like you spent hours in front of the mirror. But you should. And also buy this $200 face cream or you'll turn into a hideous ogre who'll never find a man. And everyone hates single people. Throw things at them!

BlondeGrlz is having a BlondeBoyz!

]]> <![CDATA[Marc Jacobs: Blue Hair Is Not As Bad As A <i>Bribery Scandal</i>]]> @hellonos: hahahaha.

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[Marc Jacobs: Blue Hair Is Not As Bad As A <i>Bribery Scandal</i>]]> @DorothyZbornak: #6: Promise to do his laundry and make him breakfast the next day. Nothing turns a man on like a completely subserviant woman!

hortense

]]> <![CDATA[Marc Jacobs: Blue Hair Is Not As Bad As A <i>Bribery Scandal</i>]]> @howdybeep: Do you work in fashion?

Funny thing though: I looked over at the Sushi counter and saw Cintia Dicker buying brown rice sushi. I was then, inexplicably, compelled to ALSO buy brown rice sushi. Which is astounding because brown rice sushi is ass. Damn models.

HelloNos

]]> <![CDATA[Marc Jacobs: Blue Hair Is Not As Bad As A <i>Bribery Scandal</i>]]> @hortense: #11: Be one of the boys. Pretending to love sports when you'd rather stab yourself in the eye than watch baseball is the best way to get your man hot for you.

DorothyZbornak

]]> <![CDATA[Marc Jacobs: Blue Hair Is Not As Bad As A <i>Bribery Scandal</i>]]> @blondegrlz: Blue Logan INVENTED Blue Steel.

Fizzy77

]]> <![CDATA[Marc Jacobs: Blue Hair Is Not As Bad As A <i>Bribery Scandal</i>]]> @J.D.Regent: but chloe's totally fishing for compliments! guaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[Marc Jacobs: Blue Hair Is Not As Bad As A <i>Bribery Scandal</i>]]> @DorothyZbornak: #17: Be confident! But only after you wax, pluck, perfume, lose 30 pounds, bleach your hair, and buy $300 lingerie!

hortense

]]> <![CDATA[Marc Jacobs: Blue Hair Is Not As Bad As A <i>Bribery Scandal</i>]]> I think Kevin Federline is hot (ssshhh don't tell anyone!). He needs to stop trying to rap/sing/act and just model. Actually, he was okay on One Tree Hill, but I think anyone looks good acting opposite Hillary Burton.

AthertonMerriweather

]]> <![CDATA[Marc Jacobs: Blue Hair Is Not As Bad As A <i>Bribery Scandal</i>]]> Now, I would argue that Marc's blue hair IS as bad as a bribery scandal. His madcap wackiness is so tiresome.

ihateyourescalade is an east coast elite

]]> <![CDATA[Marc Jacobs: Blue Hair Is Not As Bad As A <i>Bribery Scandal</i>]]> @hortense: #20: Get on top. Men love it when you do something other than missionary!

DorothyZbornak

]]> <![CDATA[Marc Jacobs: Blue Hair Is Not As Bad As A <i>Bribery Scandal</i>]]> I re-watched the Blue Lagoon the other night, and I was appalled that I had forgottn just how full of bullshit it is.

Example: 1) Girl gets pregnant and doesn't want to do the sex anymore. When we ALL know pregnant ladies get horny like a mofo. 2) Girl is pregnant and eating a lot. Boy catches her eating and warns her against getting fat. UM, but when you live on a deserted island and don't even know about menstruation, you shouldn't be aware of society's preoccupation with weight. AND, when you live on a deserted island, you don't begrudge someone eating. That whole "survival" thing & all. STAB!

BiscuitDoughJones

]]> <![CDATA[Marc Jacobs: Blue Hair Is Not As Bad As A <i>Bribery Scandal</i>]]> awww if chloe and slut machine get insecure at these events, i definitely should stay away.

J.D.Regent

]]> <![CDATA[Marc Jacobs: Blue Hair Is Not As Bad As A <i>Bribery Scandal</i>]]> Is it weird that Lindsey Price in part learned about sex from Blue Lagoon? Staring her now co-star Brooke Shields? Also, Blue Lagoon is the worst film for a sex-ed education. She doesn't even know she's preggers until the baby pops out!

hfree

]]> <![CDATA[Marc Jacobs: Blue Hair Is Not As Bad As A <i>Bribery Scandal</i>]]> @DorothyZbornak: #12: Wear your "naughty" underpants! Or no underpants at all! He'll never see that coming!!!!

hortense

]]> <![CDATA[Marc Jacobs: Blue Hair Is Not As Bad As A <i>Bribery Scandal</i>]]> It sucks that they released the Marc info the way he did, cause it makes it seem like hes going around bribing people when he's not at all, it was the dude in charge of the armory doing the bribes or whatever.

Also Chloe Sevigny: give me a fucking break. k, thnx.

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[Marc Jacobs: Blue Hair Is Not As Bad As A <i>Bribery Scandal</i>]]> @hellonos: Hell, that's what it's like for me every day, and the only thing I have to contend with are two blonde bitches who snark about my shoes.

howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches)

]]> <![CDATA[Marc Jacobs: Blue Hair Is Not As Bad As A <i>Bribery Scandal</i>]]> Speaking of models, I'm not sure what to make of that "Make me a Supermodel" show that came on after Runway last night. (PR, I believe is another post entirely, right?) I just didn't feel it was working as well as PR does. Maybe it was the house, which feels Real Worldy. Maybe it's the format. There were some interesting parts, but maybe I'm the only one who thinks watching designers put together outfits is more compelling than having naked people pose for 10 minutes while holding baseball bats and such (at least if the nudity is blurred out, ha). And there's a straight male former prison guard from Nashville there? And the people back home don't supprt him, except his wife? Imagine that! He better make it as a model, because I'm not sure if he can go back to prison-guarding.

Plus, I hate the way they eliminate people. I think a show with actual models, like our own Tatiana, would be much more interesting. I'd totally watch that. Or is there already a show out there about that?

lalaland13

]]> <![CDATA[Marc Jacobs: Blue Hair Is Not As Bad As A <i>Bribery Scandal</i>]]> I thought Ag Hag's birthday was February 16th. That's what her Wikipedia says, anyway. Of course, it also says she's 24 and doesn't she tell everyone she's 21?

JessaFields

]]> <![CDATA[Marc Jacobs: Blue Hair Is Not As Bad As A <i>Bribery Scandal</i>]]> @hortense: But she knows 25 Hot New Ways to Please a Man!

DorothyZbornak

]]> <![CDATA[Marc Jacobs: Blue Hair Is Not As Bad As A <i>Bribery Scandal</i>]]> "What a shocker: Children's sweatshirts made in China have been shown to have a defective pullstring that has been known to strangle children."

I see a sweatshirt with a drawstring that comes alive at night. Aaaah, zombie clothing!

Too much caffeine.

lolly71

]]> <![CDATA[Marc Jacobs: Blue Hair Is Not As Bad As A <i>Bribery Scandal</i>]]> I don't know what to laugh at harder, a live-action movie of G.I. Joe, or Karolina Kurkova in a live-action movie of G.I. Joe. Did she learn nothing from "Fair Game"?

violetbeauregarde

]]> <![CDATA[Marc Jacobs: Blue Hair Is Not As Bad As A <i>Bribery Scandal</i>]]> @leMaldeTete: Fab epiphany! Truly brill.

ClockOnTheStove

]]> <![CDATA[Marc Jacobs: Blue Hair Is Not As Bad As A <i>Bribery Scandal</i>]]> The more I hear about the Sugar-network, the more I dislike them.

Elin

]]> <![CDATA[Marc Jacobs: Blue Hair Is Not As Bad As A <i>Bribery Scandal</i>]]> Does Blue Logan do Blue Steel?

Great job, Karolina! Models always do great in action movies. Like what Taxi did for Gisele Bündchen! Or Fair Game did for Cindy Crawford!

BlondeGrlz is having a BlondeBoyz!

]]> <![CDATA[Marc Jacobs: Blue Hair Is Not As Bad As A <i>Bribery Scandal</i>]]> Welcome to the club, Chloe. You know it's Fashion Week when you find yourself in the midst of a gaggle of 6ft tall Estonian teenagers in Whole Foods.

HelloNos

]]> <![CDATA[Marc Jacobs: Blue Hair Is Not As Bad As A <i>Bribery Scandal</i>]]> It seems so obvious now: Marc Jacobs wants to BE Britney Spears.

leMaldeTete

]]> <![CDATA[Marc Jacobs: Blue Hair Is Not As Bad As A <i>Bribery Scandal</i>]]> So you're telling us, in short, that Lindsay Price is a lame, cliched, desperate woman in bed?

hortense

]]> <![CDATA[Marc Jacobs: Blue Hair Is Not As Bad As A <i>Bribery Scandal</i>]]> When's Crappy Hour?

vanishingirl

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