<![CDATA[Corvette: Hot. Olivier: Not. - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[Corvette: Hot. Olivier: Not. - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[Corvette: Hot. Olivier: Not.]]> the hottie and the notttie?

nolovehere

]]> <![CDATA[Corvette: Hot. Olivier: Not.]]> He looks like Severus Snape.

NotEvenSlightly

]]> <![CDATA[Corvette: Hot. Olivier: Not.]]> Hmmmm. I'd still do it. (him). At the ripe old age of 56, he looks pretty good to me.

drunkashell

]]> <![CDATA[Corvette: Hot. Olivier: Not.]]> Karma.

Note to self: Never cross Kylie. ever.

dirtybee says bee yourself!

]]> <![CDATA[Corvette: Hot. Olivier: Not.]]> ....The hell happened to him? Kylie must be a succubus of men's good looks.

linkura

]]> <![CDATA[Corvette: Hot. Olivier: Not.]]> I love Olivier so much I don't care how mangled he looks - he is fine

denapsu

]]> <![CDATA[Corvette: Hot. Olivier: Not.]]> Oh my God. I literally gasped at the picture. This guy used to be stunning. Forget Unfaithful. Check out The Horseman on the Roof with Juliette Binoche. One of the most romantic movies and he is just beautiful. I never thought Kylie deserved Olivier but now maybe she does. Shit, the woman's been through a lot, she doesn't deserve this. What the fuck happened to my boy????

topsy

]]> <![CDATA[Corvette: Hot. Olivier: Not.]]> @LuciferV8: True. My opinion might be biased in that in Ohio, the only people I see driving Corvettes are in full mid-life crisis mode. So I suppose I shouldn't take it out on the car. ;)

LucyRed

]]> <![CDATA[Corvette: Hot. Olivier: Not.]]> @DorothyZbornak: My '67 Mustang is sitting in my brother's garage because of my financial woes. Lucky for me I'm not expecting any kids ever, because my stubborn ass refuses to sell it, much to bro's chagrin. So I understand your mom's pain, although I'm sure you were well worth it.

AmazonRedheadedUberVixen

]]> <![CDATA[Corvette: Hot. Olivier: Not.]]> Who is this guy?

JSmith53

]]> <![CDATA[Corvette: Hot. Olivier: Not.]]> @LuciferV8: Driving exhilaration/dollar, a Corvette is hard to beat. Of course, there are many of the type who find even the suggestion of including "/dollar" in the equation to be a sign of diminished human worth. Which is fine. We need shmucks like that to balance out the bell curve.

And for guys who use their car as compensation, well, only a fool would blame the car.

As far as winding up in this neighborhood, I guess I kinda read it as "Corvette: Hot. Olivier Klozoff: Not." Sounded interesting. Now I figure I'll just ride it out.

beercheck

]]> <![CDATA[Corvette: Hot. Olivier: Not.]]> @DorothyZbornak: Hahaha. See? I'm a good girl to bring home to dad. :)

Just wait until you make millions and you can buy a '65 Mustang for you and your mom.

BowlingForDollars

]]> <![CDATA[Corvette: Hot. Olivier: Not.]]> @Tocsin: my b.f. and I joke about how often we'll come up to a Porsche to see a guy driving. Alone.

bigleggedwoman

]]> <![CDATA[Corvette: Hot. Olivier: Not.]]> @Tocsin: Oh, is that ALL? Yeh, you're right, biglazyuglyfatdude and I are a bit mental (that's what you call happy people, right?).

bigleggedwoman

]]> <![CDATA[Corvette: Hot. Olivier: Not.]]> @JHJVJR: @beercheck:
You can't go wrong with a vette. American pushrod V8 Rwd may not be that classy but Christ, it's fun. BTW, how did we end up in Jezzville? Also, who is this Olivier guy anyway? Is that his C5?
@LucyRed: Call me a poser, but that C5 is one fun car. To each his (or her) own.

LuciferV8

]]> <![CDATA[Corvette: Hot. Olivier: Not.]]> He used to be so pretty! He looks like he could be my old drunk uncle now!

rocknrollunicorn

]]> <![CDATA[Corvette: Hot. Olivier: Not.]]> Sorry, Olivier, but here you're looking like the one-armed killer that offs Harrison Ford's wife in The Fugitive.

Put the jacket in the Vette and set them both aflame.

AmazonRedheadedUberVixen

]]> <![CDATA[Corvette: Hot. Olivier: Not.]]> @beercheck: Lol, fair enough.

It's all a matter of perspective I guess. Some people get bad vibes from the Corvette. When I see a 911, I think dentist/lawyer douchebag. Different strokes for different folks.

Whether it is a 911 or a Corvette or a Lambo, all of these sports cars are going to carry negative connotations to certain groups of people, I guess.

JHJVJR

]]> <![CDATA[Corvette: Hot. Olivier: Not.]]> @bigleggedwoman:
Not a thing wrong with them, although I'm adamant you've got to be a bit of a mental to ride one on a regular basis. (Not that that's a bad thing.)

@JHJVJR:
Yes, well with the midlifer it's not about driving experience but about badge value and how much skirt the bald spotted dope thinks it'll pull. In that regard? Porsche over Corvette.

Madness (Possibly Sparta, maybe baggy trousers.)

]]> <![CDATA[Corvette: Hot. Olivier: Not.]]> Corvettes: for posers. Olivier: Also for posers.

LucyRed

]]> <![CDATA[Corvette: Hot. Olivier: Not.]]> @JHJVJR: You must be talking driving exprience, not profiling and pretense. Shame on you.

beercheck

]]> <![CDATA[Corvette: Hot. Olivier: Not.]]> @Tocsin: I've driven a C5 and C6 Corvette and a 911, and I'll take the Corvette all day.

JHJVJR

]]> <![CDATA[Corvette: Hot. Olivier: Not.]]> @Tocsin: Agreed about the 'vettes. And what's wrong with motorcycles, hmmmm?

bigleggedwoman

]]> <![CDATA[Corvette: Hot. Olivier: Not.]]> @DorothyZbornak: My mom had to do the same thing with her '69 Camaro - it was silver with black racing stripes, and according to her, the hottest thing in the world... I keep telling her I'll buy her a new one some day.

stacyinbean is a proud East Coast Librul Elitist

]]> <![CDATA[Corvette: Hot. Olivier: Not.]]> Could it be that the light is just crummy in this pic? I mean, give me him or Benoit Magimel ("The Pianist") over Clooney any day.

Also, the Brit press is reporting him as reunited with Kylie Minogue.

langtry

]]> <![CDATA[Corvette: Hot. Olivier: Not.]]> Kylie is so much better off without him.

PhillyLass

]]> <![CDATA[Corvette: Hot. Olivier: Not.]]> @bowlingfordollars: My dad would fall in love with you!
But seriously, I know what you mean. One day, when I win the lottery or something, I want a red, '65 Mustang convertible. My mom had one that she had to sell when she got pregnant with me because my parents were broke. It kills me she had to give that awesome car up for me.

DorothyZbornak

]]> <![CDATA[Corvette: Hot. Olivier: Not.]]> @the historian: Holy shit! At first, I was like, who the hell is that? The years have not been kind!

@ineffable.me: Yes! Maybe a screen grab of my beloved Colby with the nunchucks he used in the feud? That was hotness!

DorothyZbornak

]]> <![CDATA[Corvette: Hot. Olivier: Not.]]> @PhoneticLorin: I don't like any new cars. I love vintage stuff...new cars are all rounded corners and plastic and almost none are as cool as old cars. For example, a 68 Camaro is a thing of beauty.

I'm not a collector though - just a daily driver.

BowlingForDollars

]]> <![CDATA[Corvette: Hot. Olivier: Not.]]> hmm... I don't think a Corvette has been hot since before 1963. And this guy doesn't look like he ever was, but I don't know who he is...

stacyinbean is a proud East Coast Librul Elitist

]]> <![CDATA[Corvette: Hot. Olivier: Not.]]> Looks like I must be straight because I think he's totally doable. I like my men worn down.

Her Royal Empress Dr. Bufflekins III, Esq.

]]> <![CDATA[Corvette: Hot. Olivier: Not.]]> nooooooo to the 'vette. sorry.

titania1285

]]> <![CDATA[Corvette: Hot. Olivier: Not.]]> @the historian:
Yes it is and I can't believe he went from fine to fugly in such a brief period!

shelovesyou

]]> <![CDATA[Corvette: Hot. Olivier: Not.]]> See. Cheaters never win.

STICKSnSCONES

]]> <![CDATA[Corvette: Hot. Olivier: Not.]]> @bowlingfordollars: But, did you see pictures of the next generation Vette? rOWr.@ineffable.me: Hellz yes, Stewart. Give me him IN a Corvette. Or, like a 550A, as long as we're fantasizing.

PhoneticLorin

]]> <![CDATA[Corvette: Hot. Olivier: Not.]]> Now THAT is a shame . . . he looks like he aged twenty years since Unfaithful!

savoyeve

]]> <![CDATA[Corvette: Hot. Olivier: Not.]]> Wtf?

Queenieq

]]> <![CDATA[Corvette: Hot. Olivier: Not.]]> Plastic Corvette. Honestly, the only properly hot Corvettes are the C1's and C2's, the rest just make me think 'Mid-lifer and not enough money for the 911'. Horrible stigma, broad stroke, but there you have it.

Also that's not a pretty leather jacket, you can only pull off wearing one like that if you're riding a motorcycle (in which case you're deranged anyway, so who give a shit about dressing pretty?) otherwise you'll just look a bit of bellend.

Madness (Possibly Sparta, maybe baggy trousers.)

]]> <![CDATA[Corvette: Hot. Olivier: Not.]]> oh my damn. i have to laugh to keep from crying.

ThaKadinskyPapers

]]> <![CDATA[Corvette: Hot. Olivier: Not.]]> Ooof, Jesus Olivier what happened?

Alohamaid

]]> <![CDATA[Corvette: Hot. Olivier: Not.]]> Wow, poor guy.

badmutha

]]> <![CDATA[Corvette: Hot. Olivier: Not.]]> @the historian: That scene with him and Diane in hallway ... Best. Sex Scene. Ever.

westvillagegirl (exiled in chicago)

]]> <![CDATA[Corvette: Hot. Olivier: Not.]]> The jacket IS cool...

brandyalexandra

]]> <![CDATA[Corvette: Hot. Olivier: Not.]]> Really? Corvettes are "hot" at Jezebel HQ?

MyFirstAndLastName

]]> <![CDATA[Corvette: Hot. Olivier: Not.]]> Who the hell cross-posted this on Jalopnik? WHO? I want answers!

beercheck

]]> <![CDATA[Corvette: Hot. Olivier: Not.]]> Apparently Kylie is making him work to get back into her good graces, because this is not the guy who lured Diane Lane away from her marriage in Unfaithful which is 2/3 of a good, hot movie.

Macloserboy

]]> <![CDATA[Corvette: Hot. Olivier: Not.]]> I also pooh-pooh the red Corvette. I like his jacket though.

leMaldeTete

]]> <![CDATA[Corvette: Hot. Olivier: Not.]]> he looks cracked out. is he buying drugs in this photo (money in hand)? i'm used to pete doherty looking rough, but not olivier.

itchycoo

]]> <![CDATA[Corvette: Hot. Olivier: Not.]]> Oh my God. What happened to this guy?!?!

cautionarywhale

]]> <![CDATA[Corvette: Hot. Olivier: Not.]]> I never really got the appeal of him....I always thought he was a bit...troll-like.

thenwemadeout

]]> <![CDATA[Corvette: Hot. Olivier: Not.]]> is that the guy from Unfaithful or whatever that Diane Lane movie was called???

the historian

]]> <![CDATA[Corvette: Hot. Olivier: Not.]]> I don't get this dude's appeal at all.
grossarooni.
post me some stewart or colbert or something.

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[Corvette: Hot. Olivier: Not.]]> OMG now way...he used to be so devastatingly beautiful...now he looks like a creepy old man with nasty ciggarette teeth.

Whitney's Black Best Friend

]]> <![CDATA[Corvette: Hot. Olivier: Not.]]> Oh my. Bad all around. Unless that was a '62 Corvette.

BowlingForDollars

]]> <![CDATA[Corvette: Hot. Olivier: Not.]]> He looks mangled. And tired.

Leiakat

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