<![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> @milkshakenhoney:
Yeah, I used to work with commercial real estate brokers; those muscle-bound golfing testosterone shitheads always riled me up. I seriously wanted to peg, like, three of them. All at once.

trikitixa

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> I am SO glad I read this story because I completely forgot how good/bad that Adina Howard song was!!!!

muxiemux

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> @Jayne: Ah, sorry. Got busy there for awhile. Well, let's say you meet someone at a bar or party (this won't work if she's a Republican) and you have the usual conversations about politcs, making sure that you are in enthusiastic and whole-hearted agreement with all things progressive and Democratic. Then, if you get a chance post hook-up (I'm working on the logistics of this bit) leave your Republican Party Donor card in a conspicuous spot on the nightstand or wherever and wait for the shock and awe. If it isn't being noticed, ask that it be handed to you.

Eh, it seemed better this afternoon.

zibby

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> @zibby: Do tell?

Jayne

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> HELL YEAH!!!

sparklytoesfairydustbutt

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> All these comments are giving my devilish mind a great idea for a recurring prank. Now, to somehow acquire an NRCC donor card or something similar...

zibby

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> Forget Dems and Republicans, the best sex is with socialist foreigners.

Carbotarian

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> @virtuousvixen: Forget Dems and Republicans, the best sex is with socialist foreigners!

Carbotarian

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> @nardo218: Well, I imagine finishing in 45 seconds is 'good' to a busy hooker.

HeatherNumber1

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> It's definitely a stereotype that Republicans must ask permission from their parents and Our Heavenly Father before they have sex. I've known many diehard conservatives who are very sex-positive and some of them are swingers. There's the old story about congressmen viewing stag movies during a hearing on porn and obscenity - I read that Sen. Strom Thurmond tried to feed a dollar into the movie machine to keep it going.

Cam/ron

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> Yeah, Republican clients love degradation. Namely, when done to them. Crossdressing, cocksucking, anal fisting, etc. Conservatives have more cash to pay for this, and more to lose if they beg their wives, trophy or otherwise, to let them raid their panty drawers. (Not to say I never had liberal clients. But they tend to be more cash-poor, if not ideal-rich.)

Melissa Gira Grant

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> I can believe Republicans are frequent customers, but not *good* customers.

nardo218

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> whoops, that was supposed to quote SarahMC.

Jayne

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> @Jayne: It's true. Rutgers proved it.

[www.sciencedaily.com]

Jayne

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> @Jayne: I dated a guy like that too, in high school. Good times.

Jadoremonchat

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> @Jayne: Feminist women make better lovers. True story.

SarahMC

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> to add: that guy probably fits the theory you guys are putting out. I'm guessing he had vanilla sex with his conservative girlfriends, so if he wanted to wile out he called the middle-class liberal feminist girl.

Jayne

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> @SarahMC: Luckily my office is ok, but my apartment feels like a swamp. Central heating.... ugh....

mbprice

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> I dunno, the best sex of my life was with a Republican. He was all conservative and buttoned up in public so I was ready for it to be boring. Once he was in private, that boy was an F-R-E-A-K.

My vag misses that guy.

Jayne

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> @mbprice: For sure. Especially since my office has not adjusted to the temp outside so I'm all clammy and warm.

SarahMC

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> @n/a: Well we all get that shit when we're little, and it just becomes part of us. Especially those of us who grew up in conservative religious households. Luckily I got over that once I moved away for the first time. But it took a while.

SarahMC

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> @SarahMC: Yup! In ~5 hours! And beer is sounding pretty awesome about now...

mbprice

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> Mmmmm...oral...

TruculentandUnreliable

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> @SarahMC:
Amen. I though that for a long time until someone..erm...expanded my horizons.

ChampagneofBeers

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> @mbprice: And also I will meet you tonight!!

SarahMC

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> @virtuousvixen: ewwwwwwwwwww

J.D.Regent

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> @SarahMC: That is terrible and sad. I happen to love them, myself.

Also, I'll have to accept your facebook friend request when I get home. Can't access it at work.

mbprice

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> @SarahMC:

it's kind of the saddest.

inchworm

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> @mbprice: @SarahMC: Those women do NOT know what they are missing. This is why feminism fucking exists.

katastic

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> @mbprice: Two words: cunt shame

Lots of women internalize the message that vaginas are dirty, something they learn very young.

SarahMC

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> My ex is a republican lobbyist, working on pro-drug control policy stuff, but he came home and smoked pot every night. He was the best sex I've ever had, and I hate that it was with a republican. The end.

VirtuousVixen

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> @TruculentandUnreliable: Only if it involves other men. This of course only works using the republican definition of straight.

whats_in_a_name

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> @inchworm: You know, I dated a girl one time who was uncomfortable with me going down on her, because she thought it was kind of gross. Two things: 1.) She was kinda conservative, yes. 2.) I very quickly disabused her of her previous stance on oral sex. Methinks none of her previous boyfriends knew what they were doing.

mbprice

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> @TruculentandUnreliable:

i bet there are some repub oral fetishists out there. if only because their conservative wifeys aren't comfortable enough to be on the receiving end. my vagina is a no-face zone, etc.

inchworm

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> @katastic:

medical shorthand for the clap:

can't see, can't pee, can't climb a tree.

inchworm

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> @Jeremy: best comment better come back today for that one!

stacyinbean

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> @Jeremy: At least she tried. Do you think straight conservative men even think about giving oral sex? I really doubt it.

TruculentandUnreliable

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> @katastic: I think they actually have syphilis. Which makes you insane.

TruculentandUnreliable

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> @stacyinbean: It wasn't nearly as painful as her version of a blowjob.

Jeremy

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> @TruculentandUnreliable: Can you get clap of the brain? Maybe that's what being a Republican IS! Oh my GOD! Get those fuckers some penicillin and we'll all be free!

katastic

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> I had sex with a Republican. For two years. I was lonely and he was stupid, so I couldn't believe he actually understood what being a Republican meant.

treecut...Grim Reaper of the forest

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> @katastic: Hah!!! Insert teeny dick (Nixon or Cheney) joke here...

alexsim

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> @katastic: I'm pretty sure I already have it just by thinking about having sex with a republican.

@Political Party Girl: Oooh, or one of those rape-ex things.

TruculentandUnreliable

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> @TruculentandUnreliable: Now that's when those vagina dentata would come in handy!

Political Party Girl

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> @TruculentandUnreliable: Or you would just, you know, catch the clap. Just from the universe's ANGER.

katastic

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> @NefariousNewt: oy, i didn't even think of that. I can't imagine one finishing, unless they were fantasizing about tax cuts or the defense budget...

@Jeremy: That all sounds VERY painful. I don't think I've ever done a Repub, hope to keep it that way. I don't want my vadge to implode!

stacyinbean

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> @Jeremy: I've never tried it, but similarly, I feel that my clit would probably fall off.

TruculentandUnreliable

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> I tried having sex with a Republican once. My penis inverted itself right before coital contact, rolling inwards, and stabbed my right kidney.

I don't try that anymore.

Jeremy

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> I stripped through Clinton's term in office. I remember when the Monica Lewinsky scandal hit. Time after time, I'd be dancing for some investment banker who was waxing rhapsodic about Bush, the former, while simultaneously expressing a wish I'd flash bush, the lower, and talking about what a schmuck Clinton was for getting a hummer in the oval office. It was truly the very heights of hypocrisy. Republicans loving sex work with an extra-flamey, white-hot hidden passion is no surprise to me and just another reason why I'm proud to be a card-carrying Dem.

chelsea g summers

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> @SarahMC: They can have the cute Republicans, too! I just meant I'd need to be paid for a Fuckabee. A lot.

milkshakenhoney

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> @stacyinbean: They have to breed new Republicans.

NefariousNewt

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> @milkshakenhoney: How insulting to the prostitutes.

SarahMC

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> @SarahMC: Please. Can't. Think. About. being pregnant with demon spawn in manner of Rosemary's Baby. Gahhh! I will have nightmares.

blackbirdfly

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> @athertonmerriweather: The shocked look on her face would be priceless.

NefariousNewt

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> I'm so glad you're back, Moe! I would do some investigative journalism, but who could do it better than Mike Jones? (song plays in the background: "Who? MIKE JONES!")

LittleDebbie

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> @blackbirdfly: Fair enough. I think the same is probably true for me. Just thinking up possible schadenfreude-tastic scenarios.

MsDirector

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> @AmazonRedheadedUberVixen: Would totally hate-fuck Ben Romney. He is like, the cute kinda hipster-bearded Romney brother. [www.myspace.com]
As for the Huckabee boys, well. Let's leave that one to the prostitutes.

milkshakenhoney

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> @MsDirector: I see what you're saying, and yes, that could be a good thing, but I don't think I could make it that far without vomiting.

blackbirdfly

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> @SarahMC: HAHAHAHAHAHA BRILLIANT

katastic

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> @AmazonRedheadedUberVixen: Oh, god, I would make those little robots tremble.

TruculentandUnreliable

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> @wednesdaywolf: Yes, this. They need to release their misogyny somehow. Not that their political views aren't ENOUGH!

SarahMC

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> @milkshakenhoney: You think that now, but lemme tell you- I had the opportunity once to hate-fuck a Republican once, and I could NOT do it. I shook his HAND good night and felt like I was dirty in my soul.

katastic

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> @blackbirdfly: Plus if you got knocked up he'd try to force you to have the baby. That, or he'd be a total hypocrite and try to force you to abort. Right before protesting in front of PP.

SarahMC

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> @titania1285: Hahah

SarahMC

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> "Live nude girls". Does anyone want dead nude girls? Wait, don't answer that.

Hamsterpants

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> @milkshakenhoney: agree. as long as they are more scared than pleasured. um, does that make me rapey? i should probably shut up.

J.D.Regent

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> @LadyNo: They may be, but that's only because their submissive little wifeys believe it would be a sin not to have sex w/ hubby every single day, and every time he wants it. I know, because I have friends like this.

funnyface

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> @milkshakenhoney: I would hate fuck one of those Romney boys, but beyond that . . . ugh!

AmazonRedheadedUberVixen

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> I may be going out on a limb here, but I think hate-fucking a Republican could be lots of fun.

milkshakenhoney

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> You know it's Hump Day when even articles like this make PhoneticLorin want to go home and screw something.

PhoneticLorin

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> @TruculentandUnreliable: I concur with your theory. Frequenting prostitutes/strippers isn't about the sex (or "family values") usually; it's about power and dehumanizing the female body. Or something like that.

wednesdaywolf

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> Someone send this to Elisabeth Hasselbeck.

AthertonMerriweather

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> @blackbirdfly: What if you can use it to later reveal their hypocrisy (or at least try to), like Larry Flynt or the DC Madam? If successful, that might be worth it. Unfortunately, it doesn't seem to have as much permanent success as would be hoped.

Also, I'm with SarahMC on this - I think they go to sex workers for the kinky stuff they could never bring up with their good little wives, because those modest, pure women would be disgusted. Or even worse, like it, proving themselves to be the dirty whores we all are underneath.

MsDirector

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> I heard it was the dentists, but that might have been on Reno 911.

B

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> @braak: All this time, have they been saying "Who would Jesus Do?" ?

katastic

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> @MsDirector: Oh, I likes it.

katastic

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> Republican sex. The most fun you can have with 3/4s of your clothes on and thirty seconds to spare.

katastic

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> @ThaKadinskyPapers: Yep, I love that song.

Jezebel should have a theme song!

cindel

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> @braak: "I swear, honey, I was just going to let her wash my feet."

stacyinbean

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> I don't think there's enough money in the world to justify fucking a Republican.

blackbirdfly

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> @MsDirector: i agree. much better.

titania1285

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> @SarahMC: I think it's more about the idea of hiring or "owning" a woman who fucks you. I think there are some men who visit prostitutes not because they're horny, but because they like to degrade women. I have a feeling these republicans are like that, since they obviously don't like women very much in the first place.

TruculentandUnreliable

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> @LadyNo: probably because it's a christian wife's "duty" to please her husband.
we atheist democrats have no problem telling him to go to hell and that we're tired.

titania1285

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> Stripper? I'm posting on Craigslist as a 12-year-old Boyscout.

HeatherNumber1

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> @SarahMC: They're just trying to be like Jesus. Jesus was cool with prostitutes. They'd be denying their religion if they didn't also consort with ladies of the night.

braak

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> @titania1285: How about "Democrats don't have to pay for sex"? It feels a little more inclusive, and yet a little more smug at the same time.

MsDirector

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> Wasn't there a study recently that said Republicans are getting laid more? Or at least reporting that they are?

LadyNo Fondles Sweaters

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> They're "values voters" on the surface but when they get out of the house and away from their wives they shell out the big bucks for anal with sex workers.

SarahMC

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> @cindel: oooh, Adina!

ThaKadinskyPapers

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> @SarahMC: Or could it be the Republicans paying the most for sex?

I wonder if the nerd trade is so lucrative because they're not used to hiring hookers, which means the ladies can rake in the dough.

jurijuri

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> @BiscuitDoughJones: Oh, you are so right.

MoonJewel

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> Ah, to be Republican and ashamed of your sexuality. I almost feel sorry for them. Almost.

Rhody

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> My lapdance days are over, unless I am approached by Clive Owen, George Clooney or one of the others in my Fave Five (heh heh), and I just assume all white males that don't agree with me are Christian Conservatives.

ThaKadinskyPapers

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> I told ya'll Republicans are the freaky ones!!

"'cause I will be a freak
until the day until the dawn
and we can pump, pump
all through the night till the early morn

come on and I will take you
around the 'hood on a gangsta lean
'cause we can pump, pump
any time of day it's all good for me"

cindel

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> Can we start a Republican sex charity fund to buy these guys a good time? I think it would do them some good, and if we can distract them til November, all the better.

myrtlebeachbum

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> new slogan: "democrats don't pay for sex"?

titania1285

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> I just don't buy it. Republican men wanting to have sex?! With women?!

stacyinbean

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> I heard this on the radio the other day. Of COURSE it's the Republicans paying for the most sex.

SarahMC

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> Reminds of how there was this story in an Israeli newspaper a few years ago that reported that Israel's only sex-shop chain's clientele is 76% Hassidic Jews.

djtooshay

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> Ugh. "Republicans" and "sex" in the same sentence. I need to go lie down now.

BiscuitDoughJones

]]> <![CDATA[Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers]]> I'm pretty good at recognizing Christian conservatives, but you would have to pay me a loooooot of money to give one a lapdance. Even if it was for educational purposes.

TruculentandUnreliable

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