<![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> Talk about a cholo...

Charles

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> Dlisted had best comment: I hope the baby has a 'safe word'.

mepo

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> Way. Too. Much. Makeup.

ktsmurf

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> This deserves to show up in the weekly blog roundup-o-shame. The comments on this really aren't that different than on the exact same entries on WWTD, The Superficial, etc....although credit given Anna, you're the only one to make a "milk" joke of the ones I've seen. Jesus.

Meanmllemustard

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> Doesn't she have advisors or something? She sure as shit needs them. This woman is NOT attractive. Thank God she can sing marginally well.

drunkashell

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> she's got that paris hilton wonky eye going on. it's ok, i still love her.

screammylungzout

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> She should have gotten her implants taken out before she got pregnant.

BlueFairy

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> she's got droopy Paris eye in this pic.

biancajames

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> I love her, I don't care.

Luxbot

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> Xtina and the Maginot Line of demarcation...

I other news, the ladies look delicious...is it gross that I'm thirsty now?

Tramputee

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> hahahahahahaha this is hilarious

ilovejohnnythunders

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> motorboat..thats all i can think off right now

Jose Reyes

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> @hortense:
I've seen pics of her from her younger years where she has brown eyes. I'm thinking they're Paris Hilton-esque-keep-it-a-secret-until-my-d... blue contacts.

TinkishDelight

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> @pssshwhatever: Have at it, maybe I can find a button-down shirt that fits! Plus, I'm giving up men for Lent anyway, so I won't need them for 40 days.

pssshwhatever

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> Backs up the truck? More like ran over by the truck

TinkishDelight

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> @pssshwhatever: Mind if I borrow your boobs for a weekend? I think they look good.

Gumbina80

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> It looks like someone took my boobs and stuck them on Xtina. But I'm 5'6", a size 12, and 22 years old. She...is neither that tall nor that large.

pssshwhatever

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> I think I remember her saying once that the makeup is like a shield that she needs to put up against the world because she was abused by her dad, or something like that. If so, I kinda feel bad that she has to do that. Because she looks so much better with less of that stuff spackled on her face.

kitschenette

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> this reminds me of the simpsons episode where homer invents a makeup gun, and marge comments "homer, i think it's set on 'whore'."

Beijaquinha

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> @Gumbina80: Ha, the boobs do disappear, but it's the pregnancy that brings on the sag, not necessarily the breastfeeding. That's why, even though tons of middle-aged women formula fed their children, they still have the saggy boobage.

Tara Incognita

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> @FATAL_BIPOLAR_HOTNESS: Have you ever considered not typing in all caps?

boss_lady

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> Is it surprising that I am one of the few men here and yet I'm also one of the only ones who will cut her slack for being a brand new mom. I mean she's not going to look like she did before she was pregnant immediately afterwards, obviously. Still, though she's wearing a lot of makeup, as usual, she looks fine if not dazed and confused. By the way, many of you might want to put on some spackle before attending an event if you'd given birth a month ago and knew there would be dozens of photographers there.

Nigromancer

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> Gah

crazydiamond

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> Love to listen to her sing. Can't stand to look at her.

lurkystars

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> @FATAL_BIPOLAR_HOTNESS: No offense, but you're really kind of obnoxious. Why do you post in all caps all the time? I've noticed it on more than a few threads.

Also...I dunno, maybe girlfriend is insecure. I remember when I was in high school, I got chicken pox really late and it left a huge amount of red scars on my face. They faded pretty quickly, but I was always paranoid and insecure about them, so I totally WAY over-compensated with makeup. It's really sad to see old pictures of me, because I look like I'm 40 with all the makeup on and I didn't even need it.

And to be fair...I've got to hand it to her that she's got her hair did and her makeup on and her boobs perked up to go out in public. After my friends had kids, it was sweatpants and no makeup all the way. Which is cool, I'd be the same way if a 10 lb bag of poop was loudly demanding to suck on my boobs at all hours of the night.

redrover189

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> she's so pretty without makeup, i wish she'd stop layering it on like this. the boobs are great though

Aaryn

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> I say make-UNDER.

boss_lady

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> @Never_Been_Better: Yes - you can have implants that do not obstruct the milk ducts. But good lord would your boobs be giant with implants and milk.

brookidy

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> @lovenoelg: OoOoh really? shows how little I pay attention to pop-culture.

alice

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> @lovenoelg: @fulana.de.tal: hahahaha.

@alexsim: :)

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> @Fronckewicz: No I'm driving that particular bus. Do I need to make a stop for you?

PhoneticLorin

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> OMG she's enormous. And ugh that lipstick.

vanishingirl

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> @DorothyZbornak: HAHAHHAHAHA. Awesome.
I hope that kid likes Lithium in his milk.

Sev

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> She could teach drag queens a thing or two with that makeup.

violetbeauregarde

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> @honeybun: Mine got smaller after the milk left then before babies, hubby was bummed. I have a question, can you breastfeed with implants in? I always wondered that and every time I see a super large-boobed starlet post-baby it makes me wonder again and again.

FairhairedOptimist

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> Christina, I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but apparently kids hate clowns- all of them. Yes, even ones with big orange knockers. But don't you worry, my disgusting little thing, I'm sure LA always has room for one more transvestite hooker. Take care, and don't let the genital sores bite.

Snooties

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> @ineffable.me: Thanks for the correction. I am sooo out of the loop (do we still say that?).

alexsim

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> hey i only snarked on her choice to get fake boobs

axel_f

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> @BiscuitDoughJones: WORD. Maybe she's hoping the make-up will distract people from that enormous rack? NAH!

Kittenish has gone to the dogs...

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> Ok seriously, what happened to the "snark on choices, not on bodies" resolution? And for real, making a breastfeeding joke about her boobs? Have I happened upon WWTD by mistake?

Meanmllemustard

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> My hair would fall out of my head if I bleached it that hard. Does being a celebrity somehow allow your follicles some kind of fame-amnesty? Maybe that's why B. Spears buzzed hers.

marazion

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> Just a thought...I'm betting that she stays out of the sun (smart) and doesn't use the Magic Tan on her face. All she needs is a color blended to match her body, and then use half as much of it.

brookidy

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> She's so pretty, why does she wear a latex mask of ho-paint? Jordan Bratman - tell your wife she's a natural beauty!

marazion

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> @MakeMeSmile: @ineffable.me: even when i TRY to wear this much makeup, it doesn't look like this. am i failing as a latina??? (sorry, i know ineffable hates this word! and also: sarcasm.)

fulana.de.tal

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> SHE HAS A SERIOUS WONK! HER KID CAN PROLLY REFILL HIS CRAYOLLA MARKERS WITH THAT CAKE ON HER MUG!! GROSS!

FATAL_BIPOLAR_HOTNESS

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> @ineffable.me: Might have to agree.

I'm "Latina" and she is wearing more make-up in that picture than I have worn in my entire life.

LoveNoelG

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> @MakeMeSmile: sort of racist.

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> And she needs to take some toilet paper, wet it with some water and rub on those eyebrows to take away all the powder/foundation.

MakeMeSmile

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> @alexsim: we don't say tranny anymore, we say draggy as in drag queen.

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> Okay first, boo on Jezebel for using a picture of Christina where she's obvious blinking. I've seen other pictures from this collection and there are plenty where she looks decent.

I've been one who's supported her use of makeup as classically "Latina"..but dayum--can't do it anymore. It's way over the top...clown-like even.

MakeMeSmile

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> @sirsnarksalot: Until they deflate and hang below the belt.

Catty Is Cumbersome

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> I wonder if her eyes only look so screwed up because of all of that eyeliner...?

Jadoremonchat

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> @Gumbina80: They shrink back but you do retain a little. Started out a small B after two kids am a full B. Here's to hoping with No. 3 I make it up to a C.

honeybun

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> @alice: Nothing about her is natural. Her boobs are engorged with baby food right now, but those suckers were store bought.

LoveNoelG

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> Cindy Lauper has kids?

Pratfallcat

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> Does she never look in the mirror, especially when applying makeup? Is there no one to say, "Honey, you look like tranny with all that goo and fake boobs?" She can sing - I give her that, but puh-leeze get an effing makeover.

alexsim

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> Is she also backing up the drunkie bus?

Fronckewicz

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> @AnnieGetYourFun: absolutely. the boobs are beautiful and natural...it's the rest.

alice

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> @dreamsga: Whatevs. They still suck

BowlingForDollars

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> Sob....soooo muuuuch makeup.

Lez Lemon

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> The best part of this is that she put some kinda glitter shit on those knockers to highlight them. HIGHLIGHT THEM! People in LA are crazeee!

badmutha

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> 's true though. all that make-up is horrendous. Heavy, too light foundation, smeared, wrong-for-your-skintone red lipstick, too white hair, too thick eyeliner and mascara. all of it is wrong.

alice

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> Do you think that leopard bra she's wearing is a nursing bra?? If so, I'm jealous because all I could find where the sterile white ones that had "this is a maternity bra" written all over them.

the historian

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> why so much make up? why? what is with the cover up?

sailloft

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> No, but the boobs? Seriously, I can't stop staring at them. I think they look fantastic. It's just the holy unnaturalness of the hair and make-up.

AnnieGetYourFun

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> mr. bill! with a wig! and boobs!

and i agree whoever said hatchet face from crybaby

axel_f

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> What an unfortunate shot.

DazyDuke

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> Just a bad shot, although I too had hoped that motherhood would allow to her to be... well, not frumpy, but at least, well, what AMAZONREDHEADEDUBERVIXEN said.

AnnieGetYourFun

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> She looks like several characters from Crybaby.

I won't say which ones out of respect for the whole let's-not-snark-on-recent-mothers... thing.

Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> @HoneyLush:

She does look tired, and it's a bad angle and moment, but damn a little less make up would help. Black liquid eye liner is not the way to look refreshed!

Katxyz

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> @DorothyZbornak: haha. She caught the ole Wonky Eye from Paris. God, I hate them both so very much.

SpicyTamale is a GA peach

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> @bowlingfordollars: Not Shopping, selling.

dreamsga

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> @notaclevername: HA!

@LucyRed: Seriously. Mine too. That looks really unpleasant.

blackbirdfly

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> Her eyebrows are a ghastly shade. What do you call that?

Elevendy has a sequin for an eye

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> gotta say, her make up baffles me. the clothes are ok, sometimes..but the make up? wtf?? seriously, why is she doing that?? stop it. now.

aussierules

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> And here I thought motherhood might make her see her natural beauty . . . or make her worry about the lingering effects of mommy's possibly lead-infused bright red lipstick on the tyke . . . or at least make her too tired to slather on the MAC . . . alas, wrong again.

AmazonRedheadedUberVixen

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> I think I'm most horrified that she shops at Best Buy! They SUCK

BowlingForDollars

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> @ineffable.me: Oh nooooooooooo, thanks for bringing that one up again. *shudder*

mightymouth

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> My (significantly smaller) boobs hurt just looking at hers.

LucyRed

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> @vonnegurl: dang it! you beat me to it

iHEARTschadenfreude

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> I think I have that blush. But I call it "eyeshadow."

not.a.clever.name

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> Her face is a different color than her neck.

TruculentandUnreliable

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> @BiscuitDoughJones: Ahahahaha! I was going to say something along those lines but why bother now? Ha!

Elevendy has a sequin for an eye

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> @vonnegurl: HAHAHA - I said Wanda Woodward above to be nice, but was totally thinking Hatchet Face all the way. At least on the makeup front...

stacyinbean

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> That's got to be a wig, right?

kickingthecrap

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> i love xtina, and this photo is just plain mean-spirited. at least use one in which she isn't mid-blink.

incurable paranoiac

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> Dear Christina:

I've loved you from the beginning and I agree that

You are beautiful no matter what they say
Words can't bring you down
You are beautiful in every single way
Yes, words can't bring you down

In fact, you are so beautiful that you don't need to wear piles of makeup or hooker shirts, no matter what the woman at the MAC counter might say! Don't let the makeup people bring you down, Christina! Just say no!

Love,

Petuniacat

petuniacat

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> is she finally back to her real eyebrows? good for her!

titania1285

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> I admit that I'm envious of the boobs. Do they stick around after the kid is weaned? I'm under the impression that's where sag comes from?

Gumbina80

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> I really, really want to like this girl, but my staunch stance against large amounts of make-up wins again. I can't take it! I want to make over this girl so bad.

TiffisBetter

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> Way to go, Xtina. You get your tarty fans back from that Montana beyatch, show 'em who's the real role model for the under 12 set!

ThaKadinskyPapers

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> She looks truly frighteningly Anna Nicole.

M.Wyeth

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> Her hair is starting to look flesh colored, unlike the rest of her.

brandyalexandra

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> After giving birth, when my milk first came in (I know, gross!) my breasts were like two huge hard torpedoes and they ACHED. I can't imagine going through that with bags of silicone on top. Oy. Maybe that's what that face is about?

PantyWaist

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> the rack is EASILY the best gift you get out of the whole misery of pregnancy. well, that and a baby.

sirsnarksalot

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> @HoneyLush: i dont think the problem is that she looks tired. the problem is that shes wearing 10 lbs of makeup, her face is a different color than her body and her boobs are out of control.

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> She looks like she's had a stroke. That's the only plausible explanation for the right hand side of her face.

oesa

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> She looks like Hatchetface.

vonnegurl

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> @DorothyZbornak: BAHAHAHAHHAHA

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> she had a baby like ten minutes ago. i'm amazed she's even awake.

SharonTaint

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> @hamburgerhotdog: or anus bleaching.

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> She looks so tired, cut her some slack guys. I can't be seen on most normal days without looking a little cracked out, but she just had a baby.

that being said, her blonde has reached 80's neon glow proportions

HoneyLush

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> what did she get her hair bleached the second she gave birth?

J.D.Regent

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> She has beautiful blue eyes. It's too bad you can't see them beneath the shitload of liner.

hortense

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> It looks like she forgot to wipe her eyebrows after applying foundation. And concealer. And powder.

MsMerlin

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> I wonder if it was hard to go nine months without daily hair bleachings.

hamburgerhotdog

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> @DorothyZbornak: The weight of the eyeliner and false lashes will do that to a girl.

STICKSnSCONES

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> She looks like Elvis.

ClockOnTheStove

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> See, honey. You didn't need to get those ugly, hard-looking implants after all. Motherhood supplies all the booby you'll ever need.

But she ain't beautiful. No matter what they say.

Macloserboy

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> Oh no, she's got a case of the Paris eye!

DorothyZbornak

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> I see she's still classing it up with her leopard-skin bra. Do they make those in a nursing version? Although, it just might give her kid indigestion.

westvillagegirl (exiled in chicago)

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> I am spewing and hurling and blowing chunks all over the place.

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> Who does she think she is, Wanda Woodward? Lose the makeup!!!!

stacyinbean

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> Stroke victim???

AlisonAshleigh

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> Zoom out! Zoom out!

leMaldeTete

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> Yeek. Poor thing. Bad bad bad pic. And outfit.

katatwork

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> Yeah, the milk truck and the MAC counter, maybe. Bitch needs to be on an ep of Intervention to deal with her serious Viva Glam problem.

BiscuitDoughJones

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> Do you think she only tans below her neck?

Condéleeza

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> She looks sleep deprived. No surprise there.

brendastarlet is on it

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> Ugh.

sarabadara

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> Ba-BAMM!!!
God, you could fit some serious stereo equipment in there.

Moley

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> I need, like, 100% less makeup out of this woman.

Rhody

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> God that is so gross. All of it.

LoveNoelG

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> She looks sleepy.

Lady Skittlehattington

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> Yuck.

eXXX

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> So 10 years later, the genie now has her own bottles. Congrats, X-Tina.

hortense

]]> <![CDATA[Christina Aguilera Backs Up The Milk Truck At Best Buy]]> No.

Archetype

]]>