Lil' Kim's Ensemble, Wrist: Ouch. - Jezebel Comments

Lil' Kim's Ensemble, Wrist: Ouch.

WryBeauty — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 18:48:12 EST

wow...i'm so saddened by this. i used to be a HUGE Lil' Kim fan, noooot so much anymore.

BTW-her makeup reminds me of when I was in high school and experimenting with foundation to find the right shade. Needless to say, I didn't stick with this color.

WryBeauty

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olivia720 — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:51:32 EST

There is no way I would've recognized her. Jesus.

olivia720

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LeggoMyEggo — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 22:36:58 EST

When did Lil Kim become white? This makes me sad on so many levels. RIP NOTORIOUS K.I.M.
I like it better when you were a ghetto biatch from Bed Stuy.

LeggoMyEggo

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aquadisiacinlove — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 05:05:16 EST

At least this is better than those hooker outfits she used to go out in.

aquadisiacinlove

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mepo — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 18:55:02 EST

She's got her lucky charms.

mepo

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narymary — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 17:59:42 EST

God, I love fucking her.

narymary

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Gretchen — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 17:17:09 EST

I'm completely torn. Overjoyed at not seeing her ladybits (upper or lower), yet appalled at the ensemble. I don't care if it is Marc, it's shiteous.

Gretchen

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SidheDragon — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 17:05:39 EST

Green Apple Jolly Rancher with legs, and a hair weave.

SidheDragon

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Guerilla Busfare — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:44:08 EST

"She rooka rika man!"

(Xuan from Mad TV)

Guerilla Busfare

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goodcheapfun — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:26:46 EST

when did she become Asian?

goodcheapfun

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wring — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:17:52 EST

ohai margaret cho

wring

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hypnotic — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:47:40 EST

@Incognegro: i personally thought deelish looked like a gorilla

in a good way

hypnotic

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Incognegro is a Grinch — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:33:40 EST

i think she looks (face wise)like deelish from Flavor of Love...

Incognegro is a Grinch

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DeeJayQueue — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:33:34 EST

she's wearing dynamite on her belt.

DeeJayQueue

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kellyhelene — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:31:32 EST

@ndngrl: THANK YOU. When that project runway was on I said "paging Gordon Cartrelle" and all my friends looked at me like I was drunk.

kellyhelene

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warmaiden — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:02:38 EST

Why is her face white and her hands black? Why can't people just love their own color? This is too freakish. I'm leaving.

warmaiden

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warmaiden — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:54:25 EST

wtf is wrong with her face? Did she have plastic surgery? (actually asking, not being snarky. much.)

warmaiden

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ExtensionOfBob — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:54:00 EST

First MJ trying to become a white woman...and now Lil Kim trying to become an Asian woman...why can't black celebrities just be black?

ExtensionOfBob

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Latulippe — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:51:26 EST

Roseanne Barr, anyone?

Latulippe

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Dadadarling — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:45:39 EST

I hate the hem of the skirt. It's even worse than the rest of the outfit.

Dadadarling

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AbbyNormal — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:44:54 EST

@AbbyNormal: 'feel bad for her that'

Argh, this day is already killing me...@AbbyNormal:

AbbyNormal

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AbbyNormal — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:41:22 EST

@ineffable.me: Ah thank you. I'm woefully daft about some fashion trends. It was the fit that threw me.

I feel bad for that she screwed up her face with plastic surgery.

AbbyNormal

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Bianca_Cheri — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:40:47 EST

Oh my GOD. What did she do to herself?! she was never an ugly girl and she just totally made herself look like a complete cartoon. She also seems to be suffering from Michael Jackson syndrome ugh

Bianca_Cheri

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roxy5moxy — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:39:59 EST

@SharonTaint: oh, sweet god, yes.

roxy5moxy

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lolly71 — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:36:05 EST

@darlingnikki: Is that wrong? I have pasties on under my sweater.

lolly71

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TheUptightMidwesterner — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:35:52 EST

Um..she looks like some of those freaky dolls my aunt used to buy me when she would go to Tokyo. They were Asian, Satanic Barbies of some sort..

TheUptightMidwesterner

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SusieDerkins — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:35:51 EST

This reminds me of that one suit Lisa Turtle wore in like every episode of Saved By the Bell.

SusieDerkins

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ThaKadinskyPapers — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:35:06 EST

@CMG: why, even a monkey with poor eyesight could see that you are!

ThaKadinskyPapers

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SharonTaint — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:35:06 EST

"Have you tried tucking it in?"
"It's tucked. Into. My. SOCKS!!!!"

SharonTaint

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lisas — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:34:06 EST

She has really short fingers.

lisas

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ineffable.me — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:31:26 EST

@AbbyNormal: it's supposed to be uneven. She's wearing Marc Jacobs. She doesnt look good in it.

ineffable.me

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BiscuitDoughJones — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:30:11 EST

@FATAL_BIPOLAR_HOTNESS: I was thinking Cho, or old school Roseanne Barr.

BiscuitDoughJones

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kellyhelene — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:30:06 EST

I do like the heels. Maybe not the pink, but the black and red is cute. And not at all related to anything going on above the knees on her, either.

kellyhelene

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SouthernComfort — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:29:13 EST

@DetroitGirlsDoItBest: Ha. Everytime time I look at her Methods of Mayhem "Get Naked" runs through my head. Which by the way she may want to consider because this outfit is just all sorts of wrong.

SouthernComfort

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cmg — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:28:53 EST

Kim sez: "I swear that I'm not colorblind."
Uh, Kim? Yeah you are.

cmg

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DorothyZbornak — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:25:35 EST

@Devi: I'm right there with you. And honestly, if you listen to her first album, it's kind of a kick ass, fuck stupid guys kind of record. I wouldn't say it was exactly empowering, but it was definitely different.

DorothyZbornak

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ThaKadinskyPapers — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:25:18 EST

Someone took some baaad Tyra's...

ThaKadinskyPapers

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ndngrl — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:24:54 EST

@DorothyZbornak: Ha! That episode is classic. And what with Sweet P's version during the mens wear challenge on Project Runway, Gordon Cartrelle is relevant again.

ndngrl

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Charlotte Corday — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:24:16 EST

"never wear anything light or shiny on your thighs" some of the best advice i've ever been given.

Charlotte Corday

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AbbyNormal — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:24:04 EST

Yay, Snap Judgment to ease my pain after that Holloway thread...

She must not have mirrors, because when she did that last check, she would have removed that bow.
Is the jacket misbuttoned, supposed to be uneven, or just hiked up from the belt?

AbbyNormal

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kelsium — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:23:40 EST

Also, are those GINORMOUS fake eyelashes? Also, I disturbingly want that bag. Also, at least we can't see her nipples.
This is making my brain hurt.

kelsium

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TruculentandUnreliable — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:23:35 EST

@TruculentandUnreliable: Actually, her legs look nice.

TruculentandUnreliable

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TruculentandUnreliable — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:23:13 EST

She looks like a hot mess, but I MUST HAVE THOSE SHOES.

TruculentandUnreliable

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DetroitGirlsDoItBest — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:22:57 EST

Scary...remember the Hard Core album cover? Who would've thought one day she'd look like a geisha in training...

DetroitGirlsDoItBest

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DorothyZbornak — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:22:40 EST

@ndngrl: Jinx!

DorothyZbornak

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KnitSandwich — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:22:05 EST

@FATAL_BIPOLAR_HOTNESS: totally!

KnitSandwich

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DorothyZbornak — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:22:01 EST

@SharonTaint: It's a Gordon Gartrelle!

DorothyZbornak

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NoYouAre — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:21:56 EST

Are those mini-sticks of dynamite affixed to her belt?

NoYouAre

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ndngrl — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:21:36 EST

@SharonTaint: Gordon Cartrell!

ndngrl

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kelsium — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:21:31 EST

Also, face: ouch.

kelsium

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petuniacat — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:21:07 EST

Don't really know where to start, but tight green satin suits just aren't flattering on anyone.

petuniacat

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Lady Skittlehattington — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:20:49 EST

I feel like she gets her new faces second hand when LaToya Jackson is done with them.

Lady Skittlehattington

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Devi — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:20:45 EST

I feel all longy for the 90s today. I miss the Lil Kim I enjoyed despite being mildly diturbed by, much like I miss the Tyra Banks who was charming and cute and had awesome chemistry with Fresh Prince.

Devi

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not.a.clever.name — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:19:40 EST

I like the shoes.

not.a.clever.name

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J.D.Regent — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:19:34 EST

@SharonTaint: YES

J.D.Regent

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R-Star — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:19:31 EST

I'm so conflicted. No visible breasts, but...not necessarily an improvement. Must look away.

R-Star

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mightymouth — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:18:50 EST

@FATAL_BIPOLAR_HOTNESS: Hah! You beat me to it.

mightymouth

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BAngieB — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:18:37 EST

Does a mustard bag "pop" against lime? Perhaps it clashes. Give her a break...it's not easy being green. Or inappropriately dressed. Or injured. Or bat-shit crazy.

BAngieB

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mightymouth — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:18:13 EST

WHAT? I totally thought that was Margaret Cho impersonating Lil' Kim upon first glance. Upon second glance I was blinded my the green and shiny.

mightymouth

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bess marvin, girl detective — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:17:27 EST

jesus, take the wheel

bess marvin, girl detective

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katekate is squared — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:17:10 EST

"Today, dear make-up artist, please make my face match my palms, and not the rest of me."

katekate is squared

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ineffable.me — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:16:51 EST

LAY OFF THE PLASTIC SURGERY.

ineffable.me

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perphiction — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:16:42 EST

Oh man, she's starting to look Asian.

perphiction

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callheralaska — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:16:17 EST

Wait, I thought she was in jail? That can't be a standard issue color...

callheralaska

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FATAL_BIPOLAR_HOTNESS — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:16:16 EST

SHE LOOKS LIKE A DARKER VERSION OF MARGARET CHO!!

FATAL_BIPOLAR_HOTNESS

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Rhody — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:16:04 EST

I don't hate her hair. *Ducks*

Rhody

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AmazonRedheadedUberVixen — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:15:47 EST

I don't see breasts, so I don't believe this is her.

AmazonRedheadedUberVixen

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DarlingNikki — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:15:41 EST

You know she has pasties on under that jacket.

DarlingNikki

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sailloft — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:14:40 EST

It is impossible to recognize that face.

sailloft

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coocoo — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:14:30 EST

what the hell?

coocoo

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SharonTaint — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:14:29 EST

did Lisa Cosby make her jacket?

SharonTaint

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nikaoh — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:14:27 EST

@MissPeacock: srsly

nikaoh

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Charlotte Corday — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:14:26 EST

did not recognize her with her clothes on. wish i could pull of that colour.

Charlotte Corday

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MissPeacock — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:12:23 EST

Kimora? Is that you?

MissPeacock